#dav spoilers //

[jaderavenarts]

This was one of the moments pre-confirmation that made me go OH this man is on the ace spectrum huh lol

[erebus0dora]

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE IN MY FEEDS.

top comedy in a grim storyline. the voice in which he delivers it is impeccable.

[sky--phantom]

Evanuris' theater masks

[asnowdriftsomewhere]

Can we talk about this moment where Viago decides to be the biggest drama queen?

Like??? You could have just said yes???? No one else is so invested in their catch phrase that they're needlessly slipping it in at the war council. Get your shit together, Viago. We've got a god to fight

[wickedsnack-art]

Judgment of the Dread Wolf

[dayntee]

Okay well domestic!Solas hitting me a little harder than I expected.

in his sourdough era

[bunabi]

I wish Elgar'nan leaned more into his astrological magic

Moving the moon could've just been a very powerful Force spell but let me dream for a second. Ancient elves call the Fade the 'sky' so maybe they had a closer connection with / understanding of celestial bodies before the Veil. We'll literally never know now, but I think it's neat.

Rook can cast Meteor. They know what a meteorite is. I don't know how seriously I should take information that doesn't seem loremaster reviewed but I'm taking it brother.

[meonlyred]

22 years later and the Crows are still cringing over Zevran. Truly the man of all time.

[chaotic-elvhen]

I will always love Solas, but forever hate that stupid hat.

They immediately adjourned to a team meeting, where they guessed that this is why Solas wanted to end Thedas.

[Text reads: “Another Solas regret? Let’s see it.”

Second panel: “Fucking. YIKES.”]

[janusfranc15]

Next thing you know they’ll be sucking on the Fantasy Radioactive Drugs that are also Someone’s Blood.

Lollipops?

(It would be Funny if there was a Hopscotch game sequence where you had to Avoid Lyrium and if you Touched it One (1) time you got an alternative ending where everyone dies of Magic Cancer/Radiation poisoning. Or where you stab people with yourself as the Lyrium blade. Like the Red Templars from DA:I)

It will never not be funny going through the massive caves with huge veins of lyrium and no one even mentions that that's like... deeply bad? Very very dangerous???

Like raw lyrium is supposed to be incredibly volatile. Being near it is very dangerous! And being near it when you're a mage is supposed to be FATAL.

And then we're just... walking on lyrium bridges. My poor Mage!de Riva is just like "I would die for you, Harding!" And Harding's like "bet" and took her to a fucking magical nuclear reactor.

[proffbon]

[ellstersmash]

things i learned today:

solas could've avoided this whole mess and probably had enough free time to take lavellan on a nice little date if he just took up archdemon hunting instead of all the rituals and the other dastardly deeds

lucanis won't romance rook if they go to minrathous but will romance neve because despite saying he's cool, he's not cool

everyone's nice and no one has slaves or anything because *checks forearm* the blight

all your companions get along with you and each other because also the blight

even though he's like, really manipulative and uses people all the time, solas accumulated but then gave up an entire army's worth of spies and agents because he decided he wasn't ready for a management position

red lyrium isn't really around because—and you are not gonna believe this—the blight

solas just lies. all the time, outright, to everyone. so I guess he was actually only super careful to not ever actively lie in Inquisition as like a fun little challenge to himself

tying the veil to his life force (you know, the guy who couldn't even take down an archdemon on his own and actually just got his ass beat so is not in great shape in the best ending) fully repaired the veil! \o/ don't ask how you wouldn't understand it it's not a big—

everyone near minrathous is cured of the blight! but @ everyone else you may be entitled to compensation 🥀

the only ritual solas has ever gotten or will ever get right is cleansing the idol into the ritual dagger. good thing too bc it was way more dangerous than this one. other than that, wrong about everything ever

elven magic is like not that big a deal, dude

the griffons are, unfortunately, long-term fucked

the elves don't see the crossroads differently anymore because uh.. because....... war

spite does not get involved in rookanis sexytimes. so perhaps him spreading his wings was actually just in preparation to leave bc ew they're kissing gross

NO ONE cares about the goddamn spirits

[ruushes]

all you really need to make a good first impression on the ceo's grandson is for him to have suffered a year of solitary confinement

[lanaluuart]

Playing around with Dorian's design a bit.

[sky--phantom]

I honestly don’t blame Emmrich for forgetting all about Johanna and her lantern as soon as Manfred spoke lol

Manfred said "Hello" and all priorities and thoughts went out of the window

[jaderavenarts]

I couldn't stop thinking about this interaction this way lol