#dating???

[ltwharfy]

Folks who read my non-fandom posts may recall me talking about how I've been burnt out with my job for a while now. Over this weekend I found out about a job that really interested me and I just finished sending in my application materials.

So, if you are the type of person who is inclined to send good thoughts or positive vibes or whatever on behalf of a weirdo you know on the internet, please do that for me.

I hate applying for jobs so much. It is as bad asking someone out on an online dating site. "Dear Stranger, Please take advantage of this opportunity to further damage my already low self-esteem by rejecting me. Thanks!"

[mush-dooms]

date today was p good! a few awkward silences but overall not bad :) she is a therapist which is funny and I wasn't sure how much to disclose but she seems cool

[whsprings]

I have this fear that the girl I am talking(???) to will think I don't find her pretty because of my ed bc she is in a larger body and I realize this sounds bad but like!! I do find her pretty!! that's why I matched with her!! I think she's adorable!! I am asexual so I do not find her sexy but I also don't find anyone sexy. also my issues do not apply to other people. but also what if she thinks my fear of weight gain means she is wrong?? god I should just shut up before I get cancelled this is complicated mental illness is complicated

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[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[afterthelambs]

"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I see no red flags here

[daftpatience]

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

[okthatsgreat]

dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

[ayo-edebiri]

#Elmo's so real

[aznisure]

something something digital footprint

[mush-dooms]

lmao the girl who was most enthusiastic about seeing me and has been texting me for two days straight just said she "isn't in the right place to be talking to anyone" so I guess that's that

[evilgoodguys]

...clearly, he's not jealous.

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