#data alice

[duckapus]

SMG3 on the phone: Mario did you or did you not open my bag of Carbon Monoxide in the coffee shop?

Mario, model in horrible condition: I'm just saying hypothetically how would we close it?

Toad in the background: *holding a bag that's blowing some kind of wind in his face which is causing it to horrifically distort*

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SMG4: *hands Beeg, who is partly buried in sand, a toy shovel* Poseidon will quiver before you.

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Sally: I'm not dumb! I just like nice things that make me happy! At least I don't want to fight and be mean all the time like some people!

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Ranma: Just once, I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I'll use to explain the plan.

Tulip: Step one; learn to make a plan when you're not already punching.

Ranma: Damnit.

Alice: Step two; learn how to talk to people without pissing them off so you actually have the chance to explain anything ever.

Ranma: Damnit!

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Saiko: Petition to remove the D from Wednesday.

Mario: Wednesay

Saiko: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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The Abyss: *rips your soul out of your body* VIBE CHECK!

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Emulator: I'm taking away language until y'all learn how to act.

Meggy: *ominous silence*

Mario: Bunga Unga Bunga Bunga

SMG4: bbj. ajjsbf. lalsbnfjd. ghy.

Bob: The Tower of Babel.

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Daffy: Consider this; *pulls up an image on a slide projector* Ancient Catboys.

Daffy: Or Nyanderthals, if you will.

Ranma, hiding behind the couch: I most certainly will not!

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Francis: LASER GENDER REMOVAL!

Francis, wildly brandishing his Inkweaver 2.0: Obliterate your gender with my refreshing and deadly beams!

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Root: *answers the door*

Toadette: Is Toad home?

Root: Oh, you know what?

Toad: *jumps out through the window, smashing it*

Root: He just left.

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Marianne: I'm short, which means that all my rage is concentrated.

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Desti: *barges into the room and closes the door behind her* Who wants to make five bucks?

Lil Coding: How?

Desti: I need someone to take the fall.

Principal Guy, outside: Oh my god!

Lily: What did you do!?

Desti: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Principal Guy: Oh my GOD!

LC: ...Make it ten.

Desti: *sighs* Done.

Principal Guy: OH MY GOD!!!

Desti: *whispering while grabbing LC's shoulders* You're a good kid.

Desti: *kicks the door open and pulls him out with her* I got him, Principal Guy! I got him, don't worry!

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Dale, while pinned by Honeytrap: You've crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super-villainy

[forthedancingandthethriving]

As you can probably imagine, after she gets her keyblade Tulip is lowkey wondering if she's finally gone crazy.

Good news: She happens to now be traveling with an expert on Crazy!

Bad news: Alice doesn't seem to realize that "You're just as sane as I am" doesn't actually sound particularly reassuring, especially when it's coming from a voice in Tulip's phone that's apparently a magically digitized journal entry about an alternate video game version of an early 50s children's movie adaptation of her favorite literary character. And is something that somebody back in Wonderland (most likely the cat...) would probably (and did probably) say to her if she asked if she was going mad.

Oh boy, everyone's going through it right how.. but.. at least Tulip's got a friend now?

[saintsunfyre]

i have no problem with (fictional) vindictive, ruthless women ready to sacrifice their children for their own good or for their own desires, but i have problem with character inconsistencies.

alicent hightower cannot simultaneously be someone who maims a crown princess to defend her child, in the princess' stronghold, surrounded by people that want her dead and gone, and also be someone who just gives up a child like a lamb to slaughter and calls it freeing when she is said child's source of literally 99% problems.

[ask-dcf]

hey frisk, you wouldn't happen to still have the SAVE ability would you? or was that purely circumstantial? I wonder what it would do in the dark world

*Chara pets Frisk’s head to comfort them*

*Conthra isn’t sure what Frisk is talking about, but something tells him he has to make sure this child gets as much therapy as they can*

(88/100)

Art by @xjunjox

[fox-guardian]

they most likely started dating in uni. they'd been dating for years. Alice has been working at the OIAR for almost a decade. what if their breakup was literally just "we never get to see each other anymore because of your job, I miss you" "I'm sorry I can't quit this job" "I understand. But then maybe we should see other people, since our lifestyles are too incompatible" ".... okay" what if it was just that.

which would perhaps make it hurt Worse for Alice (if she Does still have feelings for him) that now that he Does work the same hours as her, that he's.... going after someone else.

[susartwork]

Part two of THIS

BABIES!! I really wanted to see them meet again q(≧▽≦q) and now with some extra guests!

Datatale belongs to @ask-dcf Alice and Harrington belong to @theyoshimister Underwizard belongs to me

[kidvoodoo]

Yeah why not lol

Left to right: Käärijä (musician and noteworthy gender icon), Rarity (mlp:fim), Mollymauk Tealeaf (Critical Role Campaign 2 The Mighty Nein), Lt Commander Data (Star Trek TNG), Darkiplier (Markiplier Cinematic Universe), Alice (Disney’s Alice in Wonderland) & Alice Liddell (American McGee’s Alice games) & Alice (1988 Czech film by Jan Švankmajer)

[nerds-yearbook]

Star Trek First Contact was released on November 22, 1996. It was the second Star Trek film to feature the crew of The Next Generation and was directed by TNG actor Jonathan Frakes. It is reported to be one of the favorites of the TNG actors and of the TNG ST films, a fan favorite. It was the highest grossing Star Trek film until 2009. Fan favorite villians the Borg were brought back. The Borg traveled back in time to prevent the first warp drive trip and the Earth's first contact with Vulcans on April 5, 2374 (a date chosen as it was the birthday of screenwriter Ronald D Moore's son). The USS Enterprise traveled back to April 4, 2374 to make sure history stayed on track. Geordi (LeVar Burton) finally got optical implants and was able to get rid of his visor. The higher budget also allowed the film makers to better realize the Borg. Robert Picardo from Star Trek Voyager made a cameo as Emergency Medical Hologram. The character of Zefram Cochrane, who made the historic flight, first appeared in the Star Trek TOS episode "Metamorphosis" (1967) and was played by Glenn Corbett. In this version, Cochrane was played by James Cromwell. ("Star Trek: First Contact", Movie Event)

[kelleyfor2024]

My data visionboard for tonight I’m only on season 2 of tng but ever since he said the word “automaton” I’ve unfortunately developed an absolutely gruesome hyperfixation on him

[little-devil-art]

Little Birthday Wishes ❄️🌹

[certifiedfae]

tmagp has been so instrumental to me because now instead of hating my office job i just go “omg this is sooooooo tmagp coded like im literally at the OIAR omgggggg” every time i have to do a stupid boring tedious task

[janniksins]

I've been tracking every tennis match I watched this year in a big database so here are some graphics I made for my quarterly recap (january-march). I don't know if anyone else is even interested in this but I have so much data if you want to know more lemme know! (details below the cut)

[pierswife]

In the wise words of my boyfriend: I am VERY Three Days Grace pilled rn

Anyway, take the songs of the day--

Okay back to work for me byyyyyeeee

[laniidae-passerine]

people think the theories are getting too crazy well I don’t think we’re getting crazy enough. we need weirder shit. Armand wasn’t Alice. Louis was Alice. how does that work? it doesn’t. but it’s only Tuesday and I can’t day drink rn so we’re gonna work with this until the weekend

[aliceincrazytown]

love hearing every week about some sexy, new government registry that's being created (and that I'm almost certainly being added to)