#dashingplays: monster hunter

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Currently doing the Great Hunt

5/8 of our party has wiped

THEY'RE ACTUALLY COMING IN CLUTCH?

WE'RE DOWN TO A DANCER AND A DARK KNIGHT

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Sees Ivalice content: *crying sobbing foaming at the mouth*

Sees this:

huh

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Oh poggers, beat a royal

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Hey lady, at least buy me dinner first

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I'm going to get that fucking mount, you little shit

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We got it on the second pull, but also, the person who started the party in the first place disconnected

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Fuck yeah

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Still bummed about not getting the Ruiner Felicia Nergigante skin (apparently they even put it in a later gatcha surrounding the same anniversary event, but already used the free gems you get at the start so thanks for that I guess), but at least it's easy enough to get the card

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?

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I have been a rider for less than a day and I already look better and have stronger armor than all of you, step your game up

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Fancy Bug

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Oh that's funny, the story writers are credited as "story riders"

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ah yeah, this is happening

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gotcha

I'm going to get that fucking mount, you little shit