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[This user drops their location in Gatlin Fields on a public forum.]
[...] [...] [...] I don't think it looked like that before, but what you're showing? That is the goodest dog I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of good dogs.
Drop the location, I'll be there in ten. Maybe, five. Have you tried petting him yet?
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@scavengedlegacy replied to your post “What's the weirdest text message you've ever...”:
Anonymous booty calls but it's /not/ Tinder? Yikes.
[...] Explain almost everything you just said. I understand approximately two words from it, the first being "anonymous" and the second being "yikes". And I wish I didn't understand that word.
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Try squinting.
Why?
That's not a dog. How could you mistake that for-
Where is it? I want it.
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