#dash funny

[themosthatedbeingg]

Lucifer: I guess I’m just to tough to cry ~

Lilth: just this morning you were crying about Snakes .

Lucifer: *Sobbing* IM THE REASON THEY DON’T HAVE ANY ARMS!!!

[spookberry]

this came to me in a vision

[dapper-lil-arts]

I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray

[hollis-art]

i keep seeing redesigns of them as humans so i decided to throw my hat into the ring

[babbelswoofominides]

[neroushalvaus]

Tumblr in the 60s

☮ monkeewholock follow

🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈

🐞 homophilespock follow

SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK

🚀 starrfleet follow

They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.

📻 lesbianbobdylan follow

Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass

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🌻 flowerpower follow

Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes

🌻 flowerpower follow

...i just woke up, why is my askbox full

🌻 flowerpower follow

WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED

🌻 flowerpower follow

guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed

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🎹 nixonsafascist follow

do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard

🎹 nixonsafascist follow

easy website

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🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you

🗣 lavendermenaceisreal-deactivated72537262

Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.

🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you

🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Oh no I think she couldn't handle that

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✌ draftdodgerdyke

DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

You should be ashamed of yourself.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

huh??

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Jesus, don't flip your wig

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.

#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft

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🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly

🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus

idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post

✝️ jesusrevolution follow

The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.

🚷 to-hell-with-the-beatles follow

How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!

✝️ jesusrevolution follow

Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.

🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post

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🛼 donovandyke follow

I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!

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🗣 claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287

Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!

🥁 ringoforpresident follow

it literally does tho

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Another win for us hot guys

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[retrogamingblog2]

[marshiroart]

memes i did with appledash some time ago

[punkitt-is-here]

rainbow dash and fluttershy go to gamestop

[mokeonn]

She just wanted a banana (Original)

[notfocks]

rainbow dash hospital episode aaaand if you don't know what Ketamine is: (see, now this is funny AND educational. Twilight would be so proud)

[dapper-lil-arts]

Anyone else find it hilarious that the best villlan in the show is also the weakest

[fizzlo-and-the-cubes]

~EVEN FLOOOOOOW~

[rosanishelios]

canon-typical homophobia

[dclovesdanny]

Dead on Main

3/5

All of Casper High knew about the day Fenton started screaming in pain randomly in class. It was two months before ghosts first started appearing, and everyone still considered the Fentons to be nut jobs.

Still, even Dash and Paulina weren’t going to say anything about what happened. They weren’t going to say shit about how Danny had screamed and cried about being beaten until they realized that it was his soulmate. They didn’t talk about how Danny had passed out, or how many he came to school the following weeks his eyes weren’t so bright anymore.

They all knew what it happened. So when Paulina overheard Danny gushing to Sam and Tucker about his soulmate, she was confused. They all were, until star brought up a very valid point. What if Danny’s soulmate was a ghost?

The rumors spread like wildfire around the school. It made sense. They couldn’t agree on who it was, though, not until they got a hold of a few pictures of phantom, leaving the fenton home, and how much Danny blushed whenever people praised phantom. Caused the whole school to go into disarray for quite some time, but eventually they accepted it. No matter what, they all agreed that they weren’t telling the Fentons or anywhere else outside of Casper High. There was no telling what they would do.

(several of the students debated whether or not they should try and get Danny away from the Fentons, but since the GIW was working with the Fentons, there’s no way any court cases would win. So they just settled for helping when they could.)

When the justice league started coming around, they all noticed how much red hood was flirting with Danny and they did not like it so everyone in Casper high to make it clear to red hood exactly what would happen if he tried to get in the way of Danny and his soulmate.

[frobby]

rhythm gamers will be like "u gotta play this song it's so fun" and the song in question gives u carpal tunnel syndrome