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themosthatedbeingg · 2 months ago
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Lucifer: I guess I’m just to tough to cry ~
Lilth: just this morning you were crying about Snakes .
Lucifer: *Sobbing* IM THE REASON THEY DON’T HAVE ANY ARMS!!!
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spookberry · 3 months ago
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this came to me in a vision
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tired-all-the-time22 · 29 days ago
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Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know
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dapper-lil-arts · 6 months ago
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I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray
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hollis-art · 6 months ago
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i keep seeing redesigns of them as humans so i decided to throw my hat into the ring
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hazbinbabbling4ever · 4 months ago
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neroushalvaus · 1 year ago
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Tumblr in the 60s
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🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈
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SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK
🚀 starrfleet follow
They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.
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Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass
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🌻 flowerpower follow
Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes
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...i just woke up, why is my askbox full
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WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED
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guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed
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🎹 nixonsafascist follow
do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard
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easy website
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🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow
Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you
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Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.
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Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you
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Oh no I think she couldn't handle that
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✌ draftdodgerdyke
DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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huh??
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I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Jesus, don't flip your wig
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My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.
#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft
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🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow
in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly
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#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus
idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post
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The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.
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How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!
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Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.
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help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post
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🛼 donovandyke follow
I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!
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🗣 claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287
Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!
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it literally does tho
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Another win for us hot guys
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retrogamingblog2 · 4 months ago
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marshiroart · 10 months ago
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memes i did with appledash some time ago
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punkitt-is-here · 1 year ago
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rainbow dash and fluttershy go to gamestop
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themosthatedbeingg · 4 months ago
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Now presenting : the Royal Morningstar family ~ ( the Wormingstars)
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Lucifer Charlie Lilith
@letsstaytuned
@hells-musing-along
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mokeonn · 2 years ago
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She just wanted a banana (Original)
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notfocks · 1 year ago
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rainbow dash hospital episode aaaand if you don't know what Ketamine is: (see, now this is funny AND educational. Twilight would be so proud)
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dapper-lil-arts · 9 months ago
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Anyone else find it hilarious that the best villlan in the show is also the weakest
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fizzlo-and-the-cubes · 9 months ago
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~EVEN FLOOOOOOW~
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rosanishelios · 7 months ago
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canon-typical homophobia
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