#dash com: you gotta watch what comes outta your mouth;;

[poisonedspider]

"This Father's Day goes out tah' every person ah've ever boned and called daddy, and absolutely not tah' mah' actual piece of shit excuse f' a father."

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@own-your-soul continued from here

He hated how Valentino's words got to him, and not even in an annoyed way, but in a way that tugged at his heart. All he had ever wanted was to be perfect to someone. Yet he still rolled his eyes, giving a shrug. "Ah'm a jealous bitch, yeh' think ah' could handle datin' multiple people at once? Yeah...no."

[poisonedspider]

Fluffy. Titties.

[poisonedspider]

"Yeh' fuckin' wish ah' was, Val. Ah'm mah' own person. Ah' was made f' meh'."

"......hmph."

"Well look at that, you're still my type baby, it's like you were made for me."

[poisonedspider]

"Smiles is definitely desirable. Guy's fuckin' hot. Shame he's such a prick with a stick up his ass."

[poisonedspider]

Someone please breed this fucking spider he wants to see if he can get pregnant so badly.

[poisonedspider]

"F' every pair a' tits ah' see tonight, ah'm gonna remind yeh' all who has the best set in all a' Hell."

[poisonedspider]

Angel is just watching all these memes being posted about being a cheap whore for a small amount of money or whatever. He's just so confused. Yeah, he ain't a cheap whore, and is one of the most highly sought escorts in Pentagram City, but....he would also fuck for free? Who needs a dollar? It's Sinday, bitches.

[poisonedspider]

Watching Husk and Alastor discussing gender, literally sipping on his iced coffee because this is the most amusing thing ever and - "Wait, wait a second.....who th' fuck is usin' they as one person?"

[poisonedspider]

"Wait, wait....y'all gettin' paid by yeh' Overlords? What th' fuck."

[poisonedspider]

"It can be...if yeh' find the right people."

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"...it's romantic as Hell."

"Hell isn't romantic either."

[poisonedspider]

"What if ah' am both servin' cunt and servin' cunt? Double threat, baby."

[poisonedspider]

Angel just needs to keep his mouth shut about Grandma Susan being a gilf, because she's probably around the same age as Husk and just got cursed with the old cannibal genes. He likes his grandpa. Husk is fuckin' daddy. Grandpa Husk could rail him all night. Sips tea.

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@onlywrath

"Yeh....wanna take meh' on a date?" He blinks, a bit flustered by this, pushing his hair back out of his face. "Ah' mean, ah' ain't really eva' gone on one anywhere fancy. Most people just take meh' tah' clubs and bars and shit. So ah' don't even know what people do f' dates."

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@own-your-soul

The look he is absolutely giving Valentino right now is incredulous. Un-fucking-believable. Eyebrow raised, one of his lower hands poised on his hip.

"....and when was th' last time yeh' actually brought meh' on a date, Val? Ain't count if it's just t' yeh' bedroom."

[poisonedspider]

"People apparently horny and about tah' get laid but once again ah' am not included. And during Pride Month!?"