#darth Plagueis the strange neighbor no one likes
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notyourmoon4528 · 4 months ago
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Head cannon of how Osha learned Qimir's name.
Osha sipping tea: who is this . . . Qimir you want me to have children with?
Darth Plagueis looming over to pick up his favorite cookies: your maaaaasssssstttttttteeeeer
Osha: really? I always thought his name was Idiot.
Darth Plagueis: why did you think thhhhhaaaaaat?
Osha: cause that's what he always answers to.
Darth Plagueis: I caaaaan see why you haaaavvvvvven't made me grandchildren yeeeeet.
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notyourmoon4528 · 4 months ago
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Osha, 2nd day of being in Qimir's cave:.. I wanna go home
The teacher: this is your home now
Qimir: home is where the heart is
Darth Plagueis peeking through the entrance: stay a little longer, you've barely touched your Qimir.
Osha: this s**t is exactly why I wanna go home
The teacher mentally blocking out Plagueis: eat your soup, you can't train on a empty stomach
Osha: .... I'm going crazy ain't I?
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notyourmoon4528 · 4 months ago
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Darth Plagueis looming over Osha: ...Osha... Osha... Come to the dark side... We... Have... Qimir....
Osha waking with a start and screaming: WHAT THE F*********K
Qimir running in: what happened? Did your wound open again?
Osha pointing to Plagueis: your creepy neighbor is here again.
Qimir: we don't have a neighbor? That's the whole point of an abandoned island.
Darth Plagueis: that's it Osha... Now sleep with him... Make me grand children....
Osha:... I really want to go home now.
Qimir:
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