#darth plagueis is the biggest oshamir shipper there is
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Osha sitting at a table with a bowl of soup:... We need to talk
Qimir: about what?
Osha: I'm not talking to you dumba**********
Darth Plagueis siting down across from Osha: yessssssssssssssssssss?
Qimir going to his sad corner: Osha is being mean.
Osha: you gotta stop being a stalker.
Darth Plagueis: when you make chiiiilllllllddddddrrrrrreeeeeen with qimir
Osha: look it ain't gonna happen if I keep seeing you peeking out from doorways and stuff.
Qimir packs his bags: fine I'll take my soup and go!
#qimir is oblivious to darth plagueis#darth plagueis is the biggest oshamir shipper there is#darth Plagueis wants grandchildren#osha is the only one who acknowledges his existence#the acolyte#osha is tired of their neighbor#qimir the stranger#qimir#qimir the acolyte#oshamir#qimir fighting qimir#qimir the teacher#idek give me the acolyte season 2
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Head cannon of how Osha learned Qimir's name.
Osha sipping tea: who is this . . . Qimir you want me to have children with?
Darth Plagueis looming over to pick up his favorite cookies: your maaaaasssssstttttttteeeeer
Osha: really? I always thought his name was Idiot.
Darth Plagueis: why did you think thhhhhaaaaaat?
Osha: cause that's what he always answers to.
Darth Plagueis: I caaaaan see why you haaaavvvvvven't made me grandchildren yeeeeet.
#i actually dont know anything about darth plagueis#darth plagueis is the biggest oshamir shipper there is#darth plagueis the strange neighbor no one likes#darth plagueis#osha and plagueis become tea buddies#osha the acolyte#osha aniseya#the acolyte#qimir#oshamir#idek give me the acolyte season 2#renew the acolyte#the acolyte season 2
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Darth Plagueis looming over Osha: ...Osha... Osha... Come to the dark side... We... Have... Qimir....
Osha waking with a start and screaming: WHAT THE F*********K
Qimir running in: what happened? Did your wound open again?
Osha pointing to Plagueis: your creepy neighbor is here again.
Qimir: we don't have a neighbor? That's the whole point of an abandoned island.
Darth Plagueis: that's it Osha... Now sleep with him... Make me grand children....
Osha:... I really want to go home now.
Qimir:
#the acolyte#qimir#oshamir#qimir the acolyte#qimir fighting qimir#qimir the teacher#qimir the stranger#idek give me the acolyte season 2#qimir is oblivious to darth Plagueis#darth plagueis the strange neighbor no one likes#darth Plagueis is the biggest oshamir shipper there is#i actually dont know anything about darth Plagueis#qimir automatically blacks out darth Plagueis#osha is the only one who acknowledges his existence#osha is tired of their neighbor#qimir just ignores his existence
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