#darling baby boy and his legion of deadly snakes where even swimming to the middle of no where wil save you

[dark-elf-writes]

Honestly don’t remember what was already established as Venomous Naruto lore so sry if this is way off but it would be cool if Venomous Naruto comes from an a Uzumaki clan who are very much sea serpent adjacent.

I’m talking the big guys with looping coils, flaring frills, rows of razor sharp teeth, and fully capable of crushing any ship that dare draw close to Uzu. Whether this is a god/protector spirit type thing or some ancient to ancestor capable of changing forms and siring children who knows. Probably you :D

Bold to assume anything was Lore and it wasn’t a throw away joke that I got too attached to.

But absolutely yes I love this. It would also mean that when Oro eventually gives Naruto the snake summons (which lbr is basically as close to an official adoption as a person like orochimaru gets) instead of summoning like a cobra on a good day Naruto summons A FULL SEA SERPENT. A full fuck-off-massive and incredibly deadly ship killer.

Orochimaru is, of course, fucking delighted. The fact that Hiruzen looks like he’s about two seconds away from a full stroke only makes it better.