#dariarutherford

[gabrielcohen-chang]

@dariarutherfordrd

It's not your fault I haven't. Lemon and I have had a long standing grudge that started long before your baking journey. It all goes back to the days of playing Monkey Island and Guybrush was kidnapped by a tribe of cannibals. One of them had a lemon mask -- his name was, wait for it.... Lemonhead. But yeah, since then me and lemons just have not been friends. Really it's just chocolate, marshmallow, and peanuts. It's not too far from s'mores, so you can knock a couple flavors out in almost one go! Um, yes? What kind of idiot would I have to be to say no to your samples?

[jacksonrose]

text ✉️ jackson & daria

Jackson: so i just found out they put austin powers back on netflix. you know how long it's been since i've watched those movies? i'm thinking this needs to be a thing now because who doesn't love austin? watch party?

[mercedesjonesx]

Oh my gosh, yes! That one also took me a couple of watches, and honestly it was so much better when I went to watch the entire season once it was out. It was just somehow easier to track that way? I saw Cruel Summer had a second season out, too, but I haven't started to watch it just because of the fact that I enjoyed first season way better when it was all said and done. Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that the views are what keeps a show on the air, I'd wait for everything to finish before I watched it. I know my one singular view isn't going to save a show from cancellation or anything, but I at least try to support the shows I like while they're running. See, I would listen to music while working, if there wasn't already music pretty much always playing at the bar. But music is the best background noise, jamming out is still the only way I can get any kind of cleaning done. It just makes it more fun to wipe down counters and do dishes when you got a bop playing. I just don't remember anything about him? Like now that you say it, I can picture him? But he doesn't like stick out in my mind. Although I have found that when I think of Office moments, it's usually early seasons. The later ones kind of fade from my mind.

Alright, that's good to know. I hate when that happens, watching a show and if you just blink it's like you miss something and I just barely have the time to commit to a new show, I'd hate having to spend most of the time just rewinding what I missed. And from the sounds of it, I'm getting a similar vibe of that one that was out a couple years ago, Cruel Summer. They'd jump from three different timelines in every episode, I had to rewatch each episode at least once. See, Pretty Little Liars gets me too invested after a few episodes, even if I've seen it before it's like, whenever I do a rewatch I feel like I'm watching it for the first time again and catching new things here and there, that I didn't pick up on the first time. New Girl is a good one though, Winston and is either too small or too big pranks gets me every time. See if I'm baking, it's definitely gotta be either music if I'm working on recipes I know like the back of my hand, but if it's a new recipe I'm working on, Chef Gordan Ramsay yelling insults on youtube is my go-to. Weird, I know, but it motivates me. Andy is the one played by Ed Helms, you know the guy that gets the face tattoo in The Hangover movie? I don't mind him in literally anything else I've seen him in, but in The Office, I can't stand his face.

[nick-duval]

text 💪 @dariarutherford

Nick: Out of curiosity, do you need an extra pair of hands or anything for the cafe reno? I’m shit at interior design, but I can haul furniture with the best of ‘em, feel free to put me to work, 🫡

[laurynhayward]

text || @dariarutherford

Lauryn: i think i have to genuinely thank you, girl, because i'm minorly obsessed with the newest addition to your menu and it's been keeping me sane practically all week. Lauryn: i even had the idea of buying an extra one and giving it to one of the hospital's ruder patients the other day and it worked like a charm! hardly any complaints from him for the rest of my shift!

[djdomberry]

top 5 favorite people to bug?

Damn, that's kind of a harsh word for it, but that's fair, I guess. Personally, I like to believe it's more like I'm gracing them with more of my charm than I am bugging them. Anyways, though... always top of the list is Had, my little sis. It's just kind of my big brother duty. Next tier down... D and Kurt. Last two spots can definitely differ, but let's go Chris and Roxana since I've been getting to know them more lately and they're pretty chill.

@hadleyberry @dariarutherford @kurtxhummels @thatschuesterguy @roxana-santiago

[bearcreekhq]

Happy Birthday, Daria Rutherford! (@dariarutherford)

Today she turns 33! If you see her around, be sure to wish her a Happy Birthday!

[lottiexevans]

FMK - daria, dove, jasmine

Hmm. They're all gorgeous ladies, so I'm going to go with the 'kiss' option instead of kill.

F: Jasmine. That girl is gorgeous, and I've always wondered what it'd be like with a cowgirl. 😏

M: Daria. A beautiful woman inside and out who can also bake perfection? Yes, please.

K: Dove. On the cheek, on the lips. Whichever would be less awkward since we work together.

SLEEPOVER SATURDAY MEME

@jasminexbaudelaires @dariarutherford @dovesylvester

[oliviaxwestons]

BEEP - for daria, BEEP - for your choice

text for daria here (#14) and text for hadley here (#13)

@dariarutherford @hadleyberry

text message memes

[cassiexmackenzies]

Well, if it helps at all, I can just sit in your cafe while working on my next installment, and you can use me as a guinea pig to see which flavors work well together and which ones don't. Hey now, don't get me wrong, your food is delicious. My problem isn't necessarily with your scones so much as what Americans call scones. What I know as scones are closer to what your lot call biscuits; your scones look closer to like when bannocks are cut, so it's not entirely different. Either way, I've tasted your food before so I'm sure they're great. If I don't like it, though, no worries about a refund. If I don't like it, I'll finish what I ordered and just not order it again. It's not going to stop me from eating at your place, though; you're a great chef.

@dariarutherford​​

[mercedesjonesx]

I've been looking at the same thing actually, and think I saw somewhere that Starbucks starts their pumpkin stuff late August usually so I say anything within the next month is perfectly acceptable. I've seen some stores put Halloween stuff out before July is even over, not this year but last year. I was honestly so shocked to see that, this year has been a bit more normal it seems and not trying to rush the holidays. Your apple stuff I say put it out any time of year, though. I've never thought of apple as just a fall flavor.

Look, I know it's only mid-July and trust me, I am all about the summer season... but I have to ask for all of those autumn lovers out there. When is it acceptable for me to add pumpkin and apple flavored items back on the menu for fall-themed goodies? Obviously not this month, but sometime next month or wait until September?

[nick-duval]

FMK: Stacey, Daria, Lottie

Oh, someone’s playing dirty, I see how it is.

Okay, so you have to understand that Stacey made the tactical error of sneakily marriage-pacting my annoying ass just a few weeks ago, and I immediately declared no take backs, so if we’re both single at 40 it’s happening anyway: MARRY Stacey.

Daria has my undying devotion and unquestioned adoration because of two words: mini pies. I have very little shame and not a whole lot of inhibitions when it comes to mini pies. Add in the coffee that practically runs through my veins and it’s a no brainer: provided enthusiastic consent from all parties, FUCK Daria.

And I told myself I wouldn’t pull any punches and I’d keep the K = Kill, but then you left me looking at the cold blooded murder of my future wife’s older sister, it’s like you’re trying to get me in the doghouse permanently — so screw that, we are KISSING Lottie’s hand.

@staceylevcns @dariarutherford @lottiexevans

sleepover ask meme

[djdomberry]

top 5 hottest people in town?

Ooh, alright, alright. Y'all definitely know I like talking about hot people, huh? Alright, so, easy first pick for me is Kurt because, hello, handsome as hell, talented, determined, ambitious, I can't go wrong with this choice. Even if I'm a little bit biased. Some other names I can drop... Dove - gorgeous and hella smart. Nick - it's almost a crime how pretty this man is and I'm sure he knows it. Brody - always keep the facial hair, my man. Can't explain why but it definitely makes you hotter. And, finally, I gotta show some love for my girl, Daria. She's deserving of being in this top 5, for sure, but also, I'm trying to do her a solid and get people looking in her direction because it's tragic she hasn't been scooped up yet. What the hell, guys? Get on it.

@kurtxhummels @dovesylvester @nick-duval @brodywestonx @dariarutherford

[djdomberry]

FMK: Kurt, Blaine, Daria

F: Kurt because, well... I think my smash or pass question says it all.

M: I know Blaine can work a tux, he's a hell of a looker, and seems pretty damn sweet, so... I think I'd be doing pretty well for myself if I ended up marrying him.

K(iss): D, you know I love you, but you're all hot and I am but a simple man forced to hypothetically choose between you. Besides, you know our deal and, let's face it, we're probably not meant for the other two options. You can still have a smooch, though.

@kurtxhummels @starringblaine @dariarutherford

[gabrielcohen-chang]

Gabe: Well, I can tell you now that I'm currently half through this rum and coke I made a bit ago, I can tell you that I would absolutely probably still eat half-baked muffins. What if I just ate around the not baked parts? That's fine still, right? Gabe: Is there a way you can like.... steam them and save them? I have no idea if that would even work, but I tried googling a solution and idk, steamed cakes and muffins were mentioned so I thought I'd bring it up.

text 📲 daria & gabe

Daria: You know what's really annoying? Losing power when you're in the middle of baking. A whole pan of muffins just... half-baked. And nothing I can do about it. What do I even do with half-baked muffins? Daria: I can't sell them at the cafe, which is where I was going to take them to begin with and I don't even know how they'd taste being not fully done. Like if they were cookies, I'd offer them to friends, like you. But muffins... who ever heard of half-baked muffins.

[gabrielcohen-chang]

FMK - Lottie, Lauryn, Daria

Aw, man, you realize two of these girls I consider to be close friends, right? It just isn't fair from the beginning.

F: I gotta go with Lottie on this one. Not to be like crass or anything, but you know.

M: Goin' with my girl Daria, so long as she doesn't keep trying to get me to like lemon flavored things. It's just not gonna happen! Lemon doesn't belong in sweet things!

K: And unfortunately Lauryn falls here. Like I said, this was unfair from the start.

@lottiexevans @dariarutherford @laurynhayward