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and i don't know why but with you i'd dance, in a storm in my best dress...

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I was enjoying the last few pages of funny story by Emily Henry, also letting the exhaustion go over my body (I started this book at 11 pm yesterday and finished it at noon today).

And THEN, then Miles Novak goes “oh, it’s actually a funny story” and lets Daphne tell the story and the way that detail caught me SO off guard. Like dude the beginning of the book is her complaining about how Peter tells their story I JUST WENT FERAL EMILY HENRY YOUR BRAIN, MY EXHAUSTED EXISTANSE THANKS YOU.

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[text] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day! [text] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour! [text] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP! [text] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out. [text] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it forever.

[Daphne] It’s not funny! I wasn’t wearing underwear that day! 

[Aiden] I wasn’t laughing when I admiring ‘the view’. It’s called a ‘suggestive smirk’, babe. There’s a difference. Smirking is sexy.[Aiden] Speaking of sexy, I’m doing great. Thanks for asking.[Aiden] Also, how often do you do that? Go full commando, I mean. Just some healthy curiosity, is all.

[Daphne] Hello? Did you forget about me? I’ve been waiting for you to pick me up for an hour! 

[Aiden] The answer to that question would be yes.[Aiden] Don’t get pissy, Scooby. I got distracted. And trust me, even your basic monogamous self would have been if you had seen the guy that I picked up at the coffeeshop.[Aiden] And in case you were wondering, he did things with his tongue that made me forget all about your uh.. car trouble? That’s what you said, right?[Aiden] Just call a cab and flash the driver your boobs. Surely he’ll give you a ride for free. 

[Daphne] Your mom just asked if we’re sexually active. HELP! 

[Aiden] That’s just her dicking around with you. She knows I’m not into MILFs.[Aiden] Like how is one supposed to concentrate on banging when there’s an annoying child screaming in the background?[Aiden] Though I suppose you must be able to tune out brat noises by now. Still a hard pass though. No offense, babe. [Aiden] That being said, I’m down for a quickie once you get rid of Wannabe Wiseguy Edition McAlister™ and manage to find time in between changing diapers.

[Daphne] Pretty sure your drunk uncle just thought I was a stripper he knew. Not sure if I should feel flattered or grossed out. 

[Aiden] God, I told mom to keep him away from those wine coolers at the party.[Aiden] Just take it as a compliment, babe. Booze is one of the things that makes him an honest man, and my uncle is an ass guy so it means you’re butt is sexy enough that it caught his one functioning eye. 

[Daphne] Found your shirt in my room. I’m keeping it forever.

[Aiden] Hahahaha... no.[Aiden] And just in case you were considering it, you’re not selling any of my ridiculously expensive shirts either or I swear to god, Daphne...[Aiden] I’m coming over right now and it also better be in one piece before I arrive. Keep it away from the Scooby Gang!

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