#daphne would have worked here too but hes always telling shaggy theyre splitting up so

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someone ships fredachi Wich is Fred from Scooby Doo x Itachi and i desperately need your thoughts/headcanons on it

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so fred is a little under kisame on the dumb bitch scale (with that i mean that he will run headfirst into the next creepy cemetery without hesitation or regret and then do it again while kisame will only try to fight 2 jinchuuriki at once but with an actual plan and not whatever fred does every episode) and we all know that itachi is unarguably moronsexual so they have that going for them

they would meet on a mission, the akatsuki were hired for assassinating some asshole that kept getting the nations in trouble by showing wind jutsus to people and for some reason the scooby gang is there too like they always are because shit flying is screaming ghost (the shinobi is probably so fucking confused like *insert "why r u running" vine*, he just wanted to sell his jutsu as magic and now ppl are screaming, whats going on with americans??)

here is the thing: they think its a person pretending to be a ghost or something while itachi and kisame know its a shinobi they were also ordered to be subtle cause the country there doesnt know about...yanno ninjas so they cant really say "this is no job for you and we are now gonna kill that guy and his magic powers with our own magic powers" so they kinda just stick around in the way tired babysitters would itachi is talking to fred to find out whats going on with these guys and how they got a ninja dog that can speak and kisame just really vibes with daphne and velma cause i think he would

the scooby gang still thinks they are kinda weird but chose to assume they are like.....some boyband or something, with their matching cloaks and nail polish (and hey you dont judge people for their skin colour and appearance, even if said colour is blue and the person in question looks like he escaped from the set of jaws)(and daphne always talks about these new things she sees on the internet and wow if this guy can rock this emo thing like that fred should really consider looking into it)

in the end they split up like always (u can imagen the conversation "why would we split up???" "oh you know its kinda a tradition from fred" "oh....did it ever work" "no" "oh....and he still just....never changes that plan?" "nope" "ah")(thats the moment itachi begins to like fred `he is so fucking stupid` *affectionate*)

they almost die like 5 times and they have no idea why because they are trained shinobi, how is it possible that the plans of those strange ppl go this wrong without anyone dying for real?? its like it was scripted to be the most entertaining possible huh

itachi and kisame help with the trap at the end and it really works cause they actually know wtf theyre doing but it works in the way they intended it to work and...well, shinobi... so they have a gutted corpse and a oversized white...costume (it looks like a mixture of a really bad pennywise cosplay and a ninja uniform of iwa and is really ugly) (also the shinobi really should have got information about the culture there before dressing up as if he was a ghost with the fashion sense of a waffle iron)

they then tell the scooby gang that it was a real ghost and they took care of him (which was the wrong thing to say because now scooby and shaggy wont come out of the potted plant in the corner and velma is already on the way to get new scooby snacks to lure them out)

but then there is a sound and suddenly there is the wind again and now itachi and kisame are confused because they know they killed the guy then comes the running scene (and where the fuck is this music coming from) but kisame and itachi are just standing there talking about what could possibly gone wrong while the others run around behind them, the scooby gang thinks they have to save them (*insert flashback no jutsu* "they are only here and in danger because of us, we have to save them!" "also fred has to ask the cute guy on a date" "thanks daphne but i couldnt possibly leave you all when we undoubtingly get married" "ah")

at the end they get the "ghost" and its like some capitalist or something (you know the drill) who is coincidently the twin brother of the other guy or whatever (itachi and kisame spend the next 5 min awkwardly shuffling their feet while the others wonder what happened to the twin and pointily do not look at the bush at the corner where they most definitely did not hide his corpse)

they end up getting a little fond of the scooby gang and chose to let them go before murdering all the people in the house and bagging the head of the shinobi to show the client (actually kisame does that, itachi is still wondering about the paper with the numbers fred gave him, is it like a code?? an adresse?? is this a ranking of the job they did??? is it normal for their ranking system to go this high???)