#dante the stallion of sass

[1zashreena1]

If anyone encouters chapter 20 of No Shame out in the wild please holler at me because I cannot find this bitch anywhere on my own goddamn blog. Where the fUCK did it go?!??!1!!

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Deep sigh.

There was a day that I was behind the camera and I was just pretty worried about my lines and all of that and what I would have to say and Anthony was looking at me and he asked “What are you worried about?” I said “I have, you know, to combine lines, I don’t know if I am Zorro or not Zorro you know…” and he said “Come with me. Look at yourself in the mirror, what do you see?” and I was like “Me” then he said “No, you see Zorro. You don’t have to do anything. Just walk man and just say the lines, throw them away, you’re Zorro! You cannot avoid it, so don’t try to do more than you need to do. Just be. And people will love that” — Antonio Banderas talks about Anthony Hopkins advice while filming The Mask Of Zorro

[1zashreena1]

Dante, you say? Well here you go:

Yeah he got it from his Daddy.

No Shame -2

Pairing: M/F, nebulously OC/Priest!Diego Jimenez [Starz Power] AU IMAGINE

Rating: LITERAL FILTH

Warnings: Power imbalance, astronomical blasphemy, Diego’s pornographic mouth, old timey woman related bullshit, set some time before 1900 in what will be present day Mexico

A/N:  I guess I’m just gonna keep writing until it stops?? I am an atheist so please keep that in mind as I unintentionally mangle Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. This was prompted by an ask, you know who you are >.>.

Tag a friend! @girlpornparadise​ @nicke0115​ @fleurfatale89​ @mandoplease​ @heresathreebee​ @chensingmachinee​​

It takes some effort to lace up a steel boned corset by yourself while wearing it, but you manage. 

“He already admitted to liking you, honey, calm yourself.” Your father laughs uproariously at the ridiculous display of cleavage. 

You shrug helplessly, Dress to impress and all that, you suppose. Besides, I want him to suffer. This time you do wear all the underpinnings  deemed a requirement by polite society. You are going to make him work for it.

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There are currently 28 Don Diego chapters and (I think, but I'm too pretty to math) 25 Murder Panther bits

Masterlist

Murder Panther

Diego Requests an Audience  https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/625296315990097920/diego-requests-an-audience-1

Princess Gets a Look   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/625385660802531328/princess-gets-a-look-2

The Princess and the Belt   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/625786822072696832/the-princess-and-the-belt-3

Princess Has a Buffet   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/625885322520182784/princess-has-a-buffet-4

Quarantine-New Ranch Flavor   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/625913132046516224/quarantine-new-ranch-flavor-5

The Princess and the Bling Submission   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/626114769192140800/the-princess-and-the-bling-submission-6

The Princess and the Migraine   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/626294473426632704/princess-and-the-migraine-7

Emotional Spanking   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/626573517191823360/emotional-spanking-8

I Am Having a Sad  https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/627122559979225088/i-am-having-a-sad-9

I Am Having a Snuggle   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/627176303063400448/i-am-having-a-snuggle-10

Come Back for Seconds   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/627468163810033664/come-back-for-seconds-11

The Homicide is Hot   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/627744341737291776/the-homicide-is-hot-12

Trading Trauma   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/628011846915522560/trading-trauma-13

Angst Fluff Whiplash   https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/628378366910824448/angst-fluff-whiplash-14

Wedding Planning https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/629191587768008705/wedding-planning-15

The Princess and the Nightmare https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/629814637335101440/the-princess-and-the-nightmare-16

Murder Panther Sees Red https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/630368177478582272/murder-panther-sees-red-17

I Got Shot! Be Nice to Me! https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/630910391857414144/i-got-shot-be-nice-to-me-18

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Murder Panther Protection https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/632173065554526208/murder-panther-protection-20

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Princess Takes a Shot https://1zashreena1.tumblr.com/post/634822937937084416/princess-takes-a-shot-22

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