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[petite-phthora]

Do you think it was a date?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 5]

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Part 1

Ao3

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In-chat nicknames:

Daniel = Danny

Sharpshooter = Jazz

TooFine= Tucker

Chaos = Sam

TheCoolerDaniel = Danielle/Dani/Ellie

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Private chat nicknames:

Bill = Danny

Pants = Jazz

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As soon as Danny enters his apartment, face bright red, he takes his head into his hands and lets out a silent scream.

He could have said anything, and he panicked and went with Toodealoo Kangaroo???

At this rate, he’ll never get a partner.

As Danny stands there in misery, his phone starts buzzing with messages. Curious, he checks his phone to see what going on.

Uh oh.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Chaos: Guys check this out

Chaos: *link*

Chaos: The Joker escaped from Arkham again, but no one’s heard anything of him since, nor have they been able to find him

TooFine: @Daniel 👀

TooFine: ok the @ had been a joke but the fact that he has read it and not replied is concerning

Sharpshooter: @Daniel, what did you do?

Sharpshooter: @Daniel

Sharpshooter: I can see that you’re reading this, don’t ignore me.

TooFine: ohhhh someones in troubleee 👀

Sharpshooter: Tucker.

TooFine: 🤐

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Danny takes a deep breath.

Well, it’s now or never. Let’s hope Jazz is feeling merciful.

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Private chat

Bill: ok so you know how you said you would still love me if I was a worm?

Pants: I have no clue how this ties into the previous conversation, but yes. Why?

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: would you also still love me if I

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: accidentally

Bill: vibe checked someone that tried to uh

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: kidnap and or kill me??

Bill: 🥺🥺🙏

Pants: Danny, did you accidentally kill the Joker?

Bill: yes or no Jazz??!? 😩🥺

Pants: Yes, Danny. I would still love you if you, hypothetically, accidentally killed the Joker.

Bill: this is why you’re my favorite sister 🥹🥰😘

Bill: don’t tell Ellie 😳🫣

Pants: Danny, what happened?

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Danny lets out a sigh of relief before proceeding to tell Jazz what happened.

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Pants: Oh Danny.

Bill: are you mad at me?

Pants: I’m not mad at you, I just want you to stay safe.

Pants: While I don’t condone murder, I understand that it was self-defense and an accident. I‘m just glad that you’re alright.

Bill: 🥰💞😘

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With a small smile on his face, Danny goes back to the groupchat.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Daniel: you know

Daniel: if I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to fight off an insane clown that attacked me 🤡

Daniel: I’d have two nickels

Daniel: which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right? 🤔

Chaos: Damnit Danny, we leave you alone in a new city for a week and you already manage to get into a fight with one of Gotham City’s most infamous rogues

TooFine: actually its been 6 days 10 hours and 17 minutes

TooFine: so not even a full week yet

Chaos: Did you at least get a good few punches in?

Chaos: Danny?

TooFine: @Daniel ???

TooFine: if i had a nickel for every time danny said something concerning and then didnt provide context id be richer than vlad

Daniel: anyway, for completely unrelated reasons, @TooFine I need you to wipe some cams for me 😃

TooFine: danny im not wiping the cams again so no one will have proof of you tripping backward and falling ass-first into a trashcan

Chaos: Speaking of, Tucker do you still have that footage and can you send it to me?

TooFine: already done

Daniel: noo it’s nothing like that this time 😫

Daniel: pleaseeee 🥺🙏🙏

Daniel: I’ll get you an autograph from Tim Drake-Wayne?

TooFine: deal.

Daniel: 🥳🎉

Daniel: ok so the footage from somewhere around 3 am last night

Daniel: around some place named park row??

Daniel: I think it’s called?? 🤔

Daniel: though I’m pretty sure I’ve also heard some people refer to it as crime alley

Daniel: not sure why tho 🤷

TooTine: aye aye captain o7

Chaos: Danny, in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place is called crime alley

Daniel: stop bullying me 😠

Chaos: No

TooFine: hey danny r u sure thats right? i checked the cams n stuff but theres no available footage from the area n time u described

TooFine: its like someones already wiped it all

Daniel: oh!

Daniel: that’s so sweet of him  😊

Chaos: Wait who is this ‘him’?

TooFine: the joker????

Daniel: oh no not the Joker

Daniel: just some cute guy I met last night  

Daniel: he witnessed me killing the Joker 🫣

Daniel: and didn’t call the cops on me afterward 🥰💞

TooFine: def green flag

Chaos: Oh hell yeah, he’s a keeper

Chaos: Wait you killed the Joker?! I thought you just fought him off!

Daniel: it was an accident!! 😭😭

Daniel: he crept up on me and tried to grab me 😓

Daniel: so I got startled and because all I saw was a clown

Daniel: I just kinda punched his face in with my ghost strength… 😰

TooFine: f

Chaos: f

Sharpshooter: Have you gotten rid of the body yet? Did you leave behind DNA at the crime scene? Will I need to start saving up bail money or getting ready to enact the Fenton Break Out plan?

Chaos: Jazz asking the important questions here

Daniel: well, considering the footage was wiped

Daniel: and also the fact that no one’s found him yet

Daniel: I think it’s safe to assume it’s all taken care of

Daniel: that’s honestly really sweet of him though 🥰😊

TooFine: oohhhhh ur mystery boo??

Daniel: yeah, this random guy saw me vibe-checking the Joker

Daniel: and let me go home without any trouble

Daniel: pretty sure he’s the one who wiped the cams 🤔

Daniel: and then today he showed up at my apartment with flowers 🥺

Daniel: they were sweat peas!!!! 🥰🤩

Chaos: Was that to thank you for the murder orrrr?

Sharpshooter: Oh those are your favorite, was that on purpose?

Daniel: well I didn’t tell him

Daniel: so I’m not sure if he knew or if it was a coincidence 🤷

Daniel: but yeah then he took me out to this restaurant called Pete’s for dinner

Daniel: they had some amazing cannoli

Daniel: you should try it sometime if you get the chance

Daniel: and then after dinner he took me to the observatory!!!!!!! 🤩🥰

Sharpshooter: Gotham observatory?

Sharpshooter: Isn’t that the one with the special telescope, I think you mentioned it before

Daniel: yeah, the crystal-powered telescope!! 😍💞✨🤩❤️

Daniel: and at the end, he brought me home

Daniel: and he asked for my number!!!

TooFine: nice dude!

Chaos: The guy really went all-out and planned your dream date hu? So, what’s this mystery hunk’s name?

Daniel: oh I’m not sure, I didn’t ask 🙃🤭

Sharpshooter: Danny…

Daniel: yes?

Sharpshooter: Did you go on a date with a complete stranger who witnessed you commit a murder?

Chaos: How do you not even know his name?

Daniel: two words Jazz: Johnny 13

Daniel: and he’s not a stranger!! 😠

Sharpshooter: But you don’t know his name?

Chaos: We just can’t leave him alone, can we? Less than a week on his own and he already murdered one of Gotham’s most infamous rogues and then completely forgets the concept of Stranger Danger

Daniel: I mean he probably just found it when he tried to do some research on me or something

Daniel: probably got it from the school’s system now that I think of it 🤔

TooFine: dude who the hell is this guy??

Chaos: Who the fuck did you go on a date with?

Daniel: do you really think it was a date? 🥺😳

Daniel: I wasn’t sure

Daniel: cause he mainly took me out for dinner to thank me for the night before

Daniel: but then again

Daniel: he did get me flowers and ask for my number after he brought me back to my apartment 🤔

Daniel: like I wasn’t sure if I was reading the signals right…..

Daniel: but do you think that was a date? 🫣

Sharpshooter: Danny, for the love of the Ancients.

Sharpshooter: Who was it?

Daniel: oh, it was Red Hood 🥰

TooFine: damn dannys got that vigilante rizz

Sharpshooter: Red Hood? The crime lord?!

TooFine: former, actually

Daniel: what he said ^^

Chaos: Danny, you really have a type huh? Vigilantes with a Red theme. Who’s next? Red Robin?

Daniel: stop bullying me

TooFine: never

Chaos: Never

Daniel: on a different note, who changed my name in the chat again?

Sharpshooter: Ellie did.

Chaos: Ellie

TooFine: @TheCoolerDaniel

TheCoolerDaniel: 😎

TheCoolerDaniel: wait i just read back, danny’s dating a crime lord?? :0 👀

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Taglist (for now, I’ll probably stop if I cant keep up):

@i-always-say-yea  @uraniumwizard

[msstrawby]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE @sugarkittycat04 !! 🎉💗

I made her a little drawing of her oc, Lani and Dani giving her a gift.

Sugar has been so sweet to me during our conversations and I love every single drawing she does for me. I don’t think I’ll ever stop commissioning her. 😭💞 So thank you for everything you do and i’m glad to make a friend like you ✨

ENJOY YOUR DAY DARLING AND I HOPE YOU HAVE LOTS OF CAKE AND ALL PRESENTS YOU CAN GET 💗🪶

[lavampira]

Happy birthday, Dani! 🎉💞

tysm karolina!!!!!! 💚

[marriedzukka]

happy birthday dani !!!!!! 💖💕💓💖💞💗💞💖💞💓💞💖💞💓💗💞💖🎉🎉🎉🎉🫶🫶🫶

omg hiiii thank you ant!!!!! 💙💙💙🫶🫶🫶🫶💕💕🥰🥰🥰

[honesthearts]

💖✨HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANI!!’ ✨💖 🥳🎉🍰

wishing and manifesting you an epic birthday!!! may 2024 bring you nothing but joy 💫💗💖💗💫 i hope you have the most delicious cake EVER 🔥🔥🔥

thank you so much naomi!! 🥰💞 my cake was chocolate + strawberry flavor so it was VERY good 😁

[hikari-writes]

I THINK U FORGOT TO PUT THE WORD "NOT" BETWEEN DEFINTELY AND TALKING ALQKDJJEEK----

do yall ever just look at your favourite character and,,, starts to tear up and u wonder how theyre so perfect?

[usermeggy]

I finally hit 12k followers after being stuck on 11k for like 3 years! 🎉 I have been on here for 9 years though so I am sure over half of them are inactive or bots 😂 thanks to all who have stuck around through my MANY fandoms! Just wanted to share the love, my mutuals are all amazing 💞 apologies if I missed anyone

special shoutout to my tumblr bestie and fellow whovian @gallifrey 🌟 who has been on here even longer than I have (we old 🦽👵🏻 👴🏾)

A-G @amandaseyfried @arthurpendragonns @bisexualamy @bishmonts @buckybarness @carricfisher @chloedckers @chloedecks @chloesaurora @chlosdecker @clarkstarks @dani-clayton @deckerschloe @doctorcziken @flyingpurplepeopleeater42 @fockers @greatspacedustbin @gwenspendragons 

H-P @hhermes @hillaryscotts @ineffabledears @karadnvres @kendallsroy @kilodalton @lastbluetardis @laurenxgerman @lucifersmorningstar @mazykeen @moltobenebananas @mulderscully @newgirlfanatic 

Q-Z @queenrojpag @rosedavid @roxyandelsewhere @savingchesters @seeleybooth @starks-anthony @thebookluvrr1816 @thelvadams @thewintersoldrs @ughmerlin @unfortunatelynova @yellenabelovas @youngwarlock @zorelkara

I am continuing to track #usermeggy for anyone who wants to tag me in creations! my ask is always open to all 😊 most of the mutuals I’ve been following are inactive now so I am look for people to follow and blog recs if anyone has any! my dash is getting hella empty 😟

[statichvm]

happy birthday macy!! 🎂🎉🎉 hope you're having a great day!! 😘💞💕

thank you dani! it was a really good day actually. 🥺💜

[b-radley66]

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists? | 🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride? | 💖 What made you start writing? | 💞 Who's your comfort character? | 🎉 What leads you to consider a fic a success? | 💔 Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?

Embarrassed? I may have no shame. Maybe not one on AO3, but one that has been lost in perpetuity on Tumblr. A songfic that didn’t go as planned, writing the Corellian version of Over the Hills and Far Away (not the Led Zeppelin song).

Wildest Ride: (I blame you for this one)

Wildest ride Star Wars: Its Chords Asunder for Star Wars as the Wildest Ride with a close tie with To A Place of Beginnings—Think Ahsoka possesses a Sith Lord from the time of Darth Bane, while on Malachor.

Easy. Started writing stories for Star Wars for Ahsoka, using original characters who were archetypes I’d been developing for years.

Comfort Character: Ahsoka, with a close tie between Dani Faygan and Meglann Florlin (Original Characters for Star Wars)

I have low expectations. 10 hits per chapter for Star Wars. More usually for One Chicago. I do realize original characters aren’t for everyone, but hey, they are for me.

Easy. The entire Minstrel Boy Series, especially the last story. Tied with The Lowest Ebb. My crew of OCs deals with Ahsoka’s loss after Malachor.

[keepscrollinghun]

xhaka @ gabi: "Gabi...👏👄💗🕺🏻❄🌈🎉🎊🧔🏻🧒🏻💞💌🧡💛💜💚💙"

xhaka @ dani: "Ay you..💢💥🗯🔪🌩"

▪ open 🎙

[jmiacolt]

hi aj happy birthday!!! 🥳🎂🎉🎉 i hope the next year goes well for you!! 💕💕

thank you dani!!!! sending you lots of love and wishing you a wonderful new year!!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞

[cryptcombat]

happy birthday anh dao!!! 💞💞💞 i hope you have a wonderful day i'm sending you the BEST vibes 🥳🎂🎉🎉🎉

Aaaaa thank you dani!!! 💖💕💖💕

[meaningtotellyou]

Happy birthday Dani!! 🥳🥳 I hope you have a wonderful day, sending you lots of love 💞💞🎉

thank you so much!!!

[lavampira]

oooh happy birthday dani!! 💞🎉

thank you sm vish !! 🖤

[stantalentstansk-archive]

CONGRATULATIONS DANI BBY look at this cute little bean wooowww so cuute uwu 🎉🎉🎉💞💗💞💜💘💝💝💓❤️💘💜💘💜💞💗🎉💞🎉🎉❣️❣️🎉💙🎉🎉💓💚💚💜💝💓❤️💘💚💘💚💞💜

500 FOLLOWERS?!!

OML THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR 500 HUNDRED FOLLOWERS!!!

i LOVE ALL OF YOU!!

fOR THE 500 FOLLOWERS I’LL BE POSTING A PIC OF ME!!

[lavampira]

dani <3333 happy birthday!!!! i hope it's a great day for you and an even better year 🥳🎉💝💞💖

ahh tysm chrissy!!!!!

love the vibe of these emojis, we are Partying 🥳💕