#dangnaronpa x mulan

[hopeymchope]

The matchmaker scene in Mulan except Junko is the matchmaker and Makoto is Mulan.

I assume you mean the animated Mulan. But hell, I'll just combine the animated and live-action versions. :P

*Junko walks out of her home to face a lineup of characters vying to be the protagonist of Danganronpa*

Junko: Makoto Naegi?

Naegi: Present!

Junko: *writing in her notes* Speaking without permission...

Naegi: *slaps his own forehead and grimaces as he follows her inside*

Junko: *looks him up and down* Hm.... too short. Not good for a supposed protagonist. *pause* Recite the 'Hope' speech.

Naegi: Right! "Hope will spread so long as we don't give up." Uhhh... *scratches his forehead, glancing at the notes written on the inside of his hand* "Hope is what pushes us forward. Hope is what gives us courage. Hope is what makes us... groove? No, MOVE!" *sticks his hands into his pockets* "It makes the world go 'round."

Junko: *eyeing him suspiciously* Mmm-hmmm... *moves to a low table with a tea set* Fine. Pour the tea.

Naegi: *nods eagerly before running over and kneeling down* *picks up teapot and starts to pour its contents into a cup*

Junko: *whips out her glasses and affects an scholarly persona* To please me as my future nemesis, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity and refinement.

Naegi: *distracted by a spider on the table, he rotates to watch it and starts pouring tea onto the tablecloth*

Junko: *oblivious* You must also be poised. Graceful. Elegant.

Naegi: *realizes what he's doing and moves the teapot back to pour it into the cup* *glancing between Junko and the spider* Uh-huh.

Junko: *sharply* And SILENT WHEN I AM SPEAKING.

Naegi: *finishes pouring and sets down the teapot* *watching the spider crawl up and into the cup, he swallows hard*

Junko: *seeing him stop, she reaches over and picks up the teacup* These are the qualities I seek in an arch-nemesis. *she notices the mess on the tablecloth and scowls* Oh. How despairingly sloppy.

Naegi: *with his eyes fixated on the teacup* Ah, Enoshima? *reaching out* If I could just—

Junko: *dead serious* I cannot overstate how important it is for you to stop interrupting.

Naegi: *withdraws his hand, biting his lower lip*

Junko: *closes her eyes and takes a deep whiff of the tea* Ahh...

Naegi: *epically cringes*

Junko: *opens her eyes and lifts the teacup to her face* *eyes bulge when she sees the spider in there* FUCK! *she throws the cup the into the air and falls over backwards, kicking over the teapot in the process*

Naegi: *shifting to stand on his right leg, he catches the teapot atop his left foot while simultaneously reaching out with his right hand, the teacup landing gently atop it*

Junko: *clambering to her feet - the glasses have fallen off now* MUKURO!!

Mukuro: *bursting through the door* What?!

Junko: I need your stank ass to annihilate this fucking spid- *stops mid-sentence, staring at Naegi's position as he balances the teapot and cup*

Mukuro: *finally noticing his predicament, she tilts her head*

Junko: How in the shit... ?

Makoto: *grinning sheepishly* Did I mention I'm really lucky?