Tumblr Sexyman, a title bestowed unto only the (un)lucky few. Oncler, sans, Bill Cipher, Reigen, Komaeda, dear god wheatley somehow, i think maybe prussia, that spider from hotel dusk or whatever, there are a good handful to keep track of.
However, to counter balance that, there are hundreds if not thousands of characters that, with different circumstances, could have become Tumblr Sexymen, but fortunately evaded such infamy.
UNTIL TODAY!
May I present to you, the TUMBLR SEXYMAN-COULDABEEN TOURNAMENT!
32 Competitors that could have totally been Tumblr sexymen, whether they match the tropes or simply have the vibes, but never got the chance. Some, due to another character stealing their spotlight, others, from a franchise obscure enough that nobody noticed or they didn’t get reach outside of their own fandom, and others, simply nobody realized their true potential. Who will win and earn the ultimate title of the ultimate sexyman couldabeen?
(I would love to say the winner gets to legally be considered a tumblr sexyman for real but i sadly do not have that authority.)
Not a textpost but it’s a meme and it’s Homestuck-y. This is a pattern I’ve noticed that every Homestuck fan either has been or still is a UT/DR or Danganronpa fan. My theory is the ‘everyone fucking dies’ common aspect with Danganronpa, and the similar humour of UT/DR