#danemen

[thedanemen]

DANEMEN'S FINAL DAYS

CYBER MONDAY

It is tradition in the United States to practice poor consumer decision-making today, and so, I would like to invite you to do exactly this, regardless of your location, and buy my final book.

"Who is he," you might be asking.

Well, I am the organizer / publisher of projects like The Out Side, THE 99, Big Mood and many others. For the past five years, I've been taking the best of the web and putting it on paper. Now, I am printing the biggest and best collection of my own work, such as the following comic.

BIGGER & BETTER

My new book will be ~176 pages long and I'll remaster old comics to make them look as good as possible. In addition, 9 special guest cartoonists have accepted the challenge to "Make a DaneMen Comic" and heavens know what they'll come up with. Their strips are exclusive to the book, so if you want to see them, get your copy today.

GUEST ARTISTS

J. Burrello

Deya Muniz

goodbadcomics

Hot Paper Comics

The Kao

Min Christensen

The RedDot

Stormy Gail

War and Peas

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

It means a lot to see so many of you come back time and time again. I sincerely hope that I have adequately expressed my gratitude to you, but if not, allow me to do it know. That you for support this, and other independent comics projects. With any luck, there will soon be a DaneMen sitting on your bookshelf too.

Thank you,

--David

[highlandkall]

Oh hey! I have a comic in this book! got invited by The Danemen to be part of a comic collab anthology so I fixed up an old from a few years ago!

Unfortunately I wasn’t in a great headspace during the promo period? So I had trouble spreading word around the kickstarter… Still, it’s really cool to have my art published for real like this ^^

[illucomics]

Everybody is here so grab your copy now!

[i-am-thedragon]

Walt Kerman prepares for another day in Public Relations.

Based on this meme, which originates from this comic by The Danemen.

I somehow forgot to outline the s in ‘public relations’. Oh well.

[safelyendangered]

Hey guys, here’s some new comics. I’m also working with David Danemen on his latest book: a webcomic anthology featuring my comics & many other great artists!

You can check it out on Kickstarter here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/229526019/block-party-the-webcomics-anthology

[niledot]

40+ Unexpectedly Hilarious Comics By David Danemen David Danemen has a lot to say with his comic series The DaneMen, but it turns out that silence is his strongest storytelling technique.

[afniel]

Beowulf, as retold...ish by a predictive keyboard.

Part AI, part ancient literature, part forklift manual, part Maya Angelou, all me hitting buttons made by @objectdreams. Enjoy or your arm will become well ventilated.

Beowulf was sitting by the two metal forks of Hrothgar and layin’ ‘em down there. He gave up and walked away to hide in the moors. "Hail, Scarlett," he said, ceaselessly brooding in spirit.

Scarlett was not glad for the company. "I heard that the hero of the Geatmen went lowering a forklift on inclines and Grendel became gruffish," they said. "Beowulf was asleep in the battle with a load of rats, they're saying."

Beowulf became wroth then he charged hard to the next town down the street. "Hunters! I promise thee this now, I can still fight Grendel unaided and I swallowed a load of manhood. I shall manage the matter of this difficult magic Grendel by tilting the forklift when it is loaded up."

Grendel had fallen on hard times and made ready for feasting on some leaves and quaffing melting snows. He was hungry with his huge body and one meal. Beowulf courteously called him.

"Grendel! I will show you my violent ways," Beowulf spake then his sword fell to the earth. "Oh no."

Grendel's building was splendid with gold alloys and his party favors. Beowulf was jealous of his treasure of vintage sharks and for a while his bosom sparkled with greed. "I remember this man," Grendel interrupted by shouting, "and there is just no way I will show him mercy, because the Geats are usually dastardly wormkind. I want to learn how he tastes in my mouth as a meat." He turned then hurriedly smote Beowulf's big stubborn face.

"I may cry and wonder what went wrong but I will surely carry out the appointed task, " Beowulf resolved. Then he tore hard and Grendel's arm became well ventilated.

"Damnation, I have spares but I can't afford it. Seems like every time I have a self care day Beowulf happens." Grendel perished a little and went home to tell numerous stories about the black eyes of the chieftain to his mother's building which was fashioned entirely of dinosaur antlers.

Beowulf returned to Scarlett, swaying in the breeze and undertaking the assessment tasks. "Did you parallel park in the hall of the Danemen?” they asked. “Because they sent you a parking ticket. They don't allow parallel parking in the hall. I can't believe this country."

Beowulf cursed.

[authumor]

"Show, don't tell. That's what they told me. "The DaneMen" is a silent comic strip. People all look the same. There are three main flavors: absurd, truthy and grim. Hitchcock said "Drama is life with all the dull bits cut out." Too bad. Life is 99% dull bits. Seems like a waste of bits to me. Chaplin said "Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” Well..."The DaneMen" has close-ups, long-shots, AND mediums-shots! Take that, Chaplin!" Don't miss today's update of #The DaneMen! #webcomic #LINEWEBTOON

[mangaredditdotcom]

The Danemen.

Description : "Show, don't tell. That's what they told me. "The DaneMen" is a silent comic strip. People all look the same. There are three main flavors: absurd, truthy and grim. Hitchcock said "Drama is life with all the dull bits cut out." Too bad. Life is 99% dull bits. Seems like a waste of bits to me. Chaplin said "Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” Well..."The DaneMen" has close-ups, long-shots, AND mediums-shots! Take that, Chaplin!" #MangaReddit.com, #ReadFreeMangaOnline Read Free Manga Online at MangaReddit.com: https://mangareddit.com/p/the-danemen_1584389557.html

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[bastardcomics]

Hello friends! I was on and episode of the PodComics Webcast this month, and thought I’d share with my Tumblr followers! I talk to David Daneman (of the webcomic The Danemen) about old comics, upcoming comics, and comics that will probably never ever come to fruition.

He’s had plenty of other really cool (objectively cooler than me) guests, so be sure to listen to the other episodes, and subscribe! 

Listen to the full episode here. 

[thedanemen]

TUMBLRs,  I bet you don’t even know who I am.  SOCIAL: instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedanemen/ twitter: https://twitter.com/TheDaneMen facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheDaneMenComics/ PODCAST: podcast: https://soundcloud.com/pcwc youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdDs44jvehwMpC937xGEnQ GIMME MONEY: book: https://gum.co/OpyCc patreon: patreon.com/DaneMen

[bfgfs]

SHEN IS A GOOD GUY! PT1/? … I might’ve been a little too ambitious with this……… Can you identify the artists? Cheat sheet here: bit.ly/2pHndsg soundcloud.com/pcwc bfgfs.com | tumblr | twitter | tapastic *edit* idk why I didn’t just list everyone out. Lazy persons lapse of judgement. Here are the comic creators by order of appearance: - Average Adventure of Average Girl - Cheer Up Emo Kid - The DaneMen - Pear-Shaped Comics - Webcomic Name - Owlturd Comix - The Pigeon Gazette - Brutally Honest - Dungeon Contruction Co. - Imogen Quest - Fowl Language Comics - Mr.Lovenstein

[illucomics]

Go ahead people. Back this up. You won’t regret it.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/229526019/danemen-comics-vol-2#

[mysticscanlations]

Pressing the like/Heart button helps to support the authors more, not so much the view count (for any webtoon) On the mobile app there's only 1 ad all the way at the bottom (I'm not sure about the website) so likes really help in showing who actually reads / "likes" the comics. Unpopular ones don't get their contracts renewed. (Like the Danemen)

does opening the chapter to read not automatically like/heart the chapter overall? because like when i opened a chapter and got to the bottom, i saw that it was already liked (or hearted i should say) o.o or maybe it does that once you’re nearly towards the end? either way yes let’s do our best to like the chapters we read and support the authors

edit: omg fml anon meant LINE webtoons and i was talking about comico i’m dumb sorry LOL but yeah i think for that site you’ll have to manually click like on chapters to send a heart!

[kalpsizamanlordu]

Dmk weeptoon okysn hmmm tales of demons and gods gibi bişiler önerir misin?

İlk random atıyorsun sandım dkdkgleşlgsşşf. O tür Webtoon fazla okumuyorum maalesef ama sevdiklerimin ismini veriyim1.Girls of the wilds2. Tower of the god3. My giant nerd boyriend4. Holy5. Cheese in the trap6. Adventures of the god ( bunu okumama annem kızdı ondan bıraktım günah falandır diye boşuna günaha girmiyim dedim.)7 sarah scribbles 8 the danemen 9 as per usual 10. Super secret ( 68. Bölümü ben çevirdim ehehe)

[direwerewolf114]

Check out the comic The DaneMen