#danchou-smith

[artkiving]

Erwin and Levi on a lazy sunday afternoon

Erwin definitely the type of person to have paintings of running horses on his walls I just know it don't ask me how

please zoom in for other details! I spent so much time on this and loved how it turned out in the end 🤎

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[betulinia]

Season Two, Episode 12, Scream

[rivangel]

headcanons for Erwin's mom? 🥺 He doesn't seem to have mommy issues per se. he's a proper respectful boy 🥺 but also I feel like he would mention her if he had one growing up. i can be his mommy 🥺 ... did he just raise himself after his dad died 🥺 ? thinking of him getting up early on his own and dressing himself up as a dweeb on his own. he must have gotten bullied 🥺 I love him 🥺 I wonder if he new he'd grow into his big head and become the literal Chad meme some day 🥺

omg.

he definitely didn't raise himself. emotionally/mentally did he? for sure. but the MP definitely kept its eye on him for the foreseeable future, and to best do that Erwin was probably sent to an orphanage.

when he laughed after learning that titans were people and levi called him creepy, erwin says he got told that all the time as a kid💀so he probably was bullied, but not for being a dweeb so much as Different :s (relatable tbh)

based on those in the background at his father's funeral, not a single mention of her anywhere in his childhood, which if erwin was so attached to his father then surely his mother would be relevant somewhere-

-erwin was either born out of wedlock which was frowned upon, or perhaps the mother misled erwin's father while she was married to another man🤐 and shit got messy.

-i think the former is more likely though. appearances were more important to the mother or she would otherwise be cut off from her family, so his father took it upon himself to raise erwin while his mother couldn't be in his life.

-but in a painful twist, she marries a different man later on.

-any way you slice it though, i believe after his father died that all of erwin's support came from within himself, which is a big part of why he's so reclusive/secretive emotionally later on.

-any letters he probably ignored them. if anyone from the family ever visited, little erwin was basically a brick wall :(

-her family's estate had room for him, but they wouldn't look after an illegitimate child.

-as a result of all of this, erwin idolized his father even more. he was the only adult in his life that had loved and supported him.

-erwin hasn't spoken to his mother since he joined the training corps at 12 years old at best. her name most likely isn't smith, if it ever was, so no one suspects her identity, and she probably avoids thinking about the scout regiment.

-living in wall sina makes that easy for her to do, and to disapprove of the scouts' mission too, since she has never seen hardship, or a glimpse of the outside world for that matter.

-erwin's father has more pale blue eyes, a different nose, and brown-ish hair, but the face shape, eye shape, and eyebrows are the same as erwin's. so it's more likely than not that his mother had bold blue eyes and bright blonde hair, and was tall. erwin's dad was 5'9 (180cm).

-hot

[bita-bita]

Game: Guess what I'm staring at

Hint: I'm happy.

[m-jelly]

Happy Birthday Erwin

Pairing: Erwin x Reader

Genre and tags: Romance, fluff, LOTS OF SMUT, cute, established couple, modern AU.

Concept: It's Erwin's birthday and you start the day by making him moan. You make him breakfast and an extra special lunch for his half day at work. While Erwin is gone, you plan a whole afternoon and evening where he just gets spoiled. You finish the night off with some Erwin loving.

Tag list: @ladycheesington @levisbrat25 @skittlelover69 @li-anne @strawberrybunny123 @galactict3a @nyxiieluna

The sun slowly crept up into the Autumn sky basking the land in a soft pink and orange softness. The light spread over the city to reveal the life within it bustling and rushing around. Exhaust pipes spat out the muck from cars, the smoke curling and dancing in the crisp cold air. Cobwebs sparkled with a light frost decorating them. Leave crunched under hurried feet. The city was busy with life, but your home was still.

You slowly arose from slumber, the cold air in the apartment nipping at your skin out from the plump soft covers. Your eyes fluttered open as a soft gasp escaped your warm lips. You lifted your warm body to cast your gaze down at a God of a man.

Erwin's soft blonde hair was messy with no product within it. Soft strands lay against his face and caressed him with a gentle kiss. His lashes were long and delicate. His jaw was strong and chiselled like a marble Greek figure. His large hands dotted with thick veins were resting on the cover to stop prying eyes from seeing under. The sun glinted off his thick silver wedding band making you smile.

You leaned over your husband as your hand followed the dips and curves of his abs to his chest. A smile graced your lips as a rumble from his chest tingled through your fingers. He was waking up for his day of work, but you had plans for him. Today was a special day.

Your fingers curled around the top of the cover allowing you to drag it down his broad frame. Your eyes dragged over his thick chest dotted with light blonde hair. He was your fuzzy bear.

You flattened your hand against his chest and felt his warmth grace your touch. You hummed softly at the gentle beating of his heart against your hand. You dragged your hand over his chest to his nipple. You admired the pink peak reacting to the cold air. He brushed your thumb softly over him and gained a deep moan from your husband.

You dragged your eyes back to his charming face to see a gentle smile. Your heart skipped a beat when you finally saw his ocean-blue orbs for the first time today. You felt yourself melting as he stretched his large body and moaned at the chorus of pleasurable clicks.

He released a long sigh as his body stirred for the morning. A light dusting of pink graced his cheeks as he felt his morning glory straining against his bottoms. He mumbled your name, his voice deep like he had syrup in his throat due to sleep clinging to him.

He reached over and caressed your cheek. "Good morning." He softly grumbled.

You leaned your head against his large hand, your face small compared to how large he was. You turned your head and kissed the palm of his hand. "Good morning, dear husband."

Your hot breath against his hand sent a shiver to rush through him. He gulped hard as his tent stood proud. "You look gorgeous."

You smiled softly and pushed your arms together pressing your breasts out towards him, both plump mounds almost spilling out before his eyes. "Thank you." You leaned over him and placed a loving kiss against his lips. "Today is a special day."

"That so?"

You dragged your lips over his all the way to his ear. "Happy Birthday, to you."

Erwin grinned at your gentle singing. He looked up at you as you pulled back and kept singing happy birthday to him. He swallowed hard as he watched you drag the cover down. He glanced up at your lips and admired how your lips moved to your words. His head filled with thoughts of how you've used those lips on him.

You stopped and saw he was standing proud in his PJ bottoms. You nipped your lip in anticipation of seeing it. You moved you you gaze up to Erwin and sang the last part to him. "Happy birthday to you."

Erwin chuckled and clapped. "Thank you."

You straddled the man you loved and leaned over his large muscular body. You softly kissed his lips, his plump bottom lip caught between yours. Your nails dug into his warm skin and left light pink marks. You decorated his neck and collarbone with your loving lips.

Erwin raised his arm and pushed his thick fingers into your soft locks. He released a long moan at your loving attention. He sighed your name. "What are you up to?"

You looked up at him through your lashes as you pushed your fingers into his chest hair and massaged his pecs. "I want to give you a present." You dragged your hands to his ribs and moved his thumbs on him. You moved to his abs and flicked your tongue on his dips. "Well, it's also a gift for me."

Erwin moaned at your hot breath on his skin, it was like warm feathers dancing on his skin. He cupped your chin in his hand and lifted your head. "I have work."

You glanced at the bedside clock. "We have time."

Erwin turned his head to the clock and saw that you were right, you had time for a little fun and have breakfast after. He turned his attention back to you and pulled you to him. He kissed your plump lips before releasing you. "We have time."

You dragged yourself down his hot plump body and nestled between his thighs. You parted his thick legs and marvelled at how soft his strong muscle was. You reached up and gripped the top of his bottoms and dragged it down. A playful smile spread on your lips when you saw his long thick cock spring out and tap against his abs.

You gazed at the long thick member with veins pulsing as they stretched and wrapped around him. His tip was engorged with blood making it a tantalising pink that was begging for your lips or hot slit. You reached over and tapped his tip before running your finger slowly down to the base and his plump balls.

Erwin leaned on his thick forearms and watched you closely. "Darling."

You smiled at him before wrapping your hand around him and lifting him up. You hummed and shivered as you felt his hot he was under your touch. You slid your hand up and down on him and watched the skin move. You smiled as his precum glistened like frosted jewels.

You leaned closer and enjoyed how heavy he was. You pushed your other hand under and cupped his weighty balls. You tapped his tip against your lips and smiled as a moan tumbled from his parted lips. You tilted your head and tapped his meaty cock against your cheek and lips.

Erwin's thick browns knitted when your warm mouth sank down on his tip. He watched your lips clench around him as you sucked. He felt a pleasurable prickle run up his spine. Pleasure wrapped its fingers around his neck and pushed its fingers into his hair. You closed his eyes as your wet tongue pressed against him and moved lovingly.

He leaned his head back, his hair falling back with him. He parted his soft lips as moans pushed out of him, your name like a song or prayer. He opened his eyes and looked down over his cheeks at your bobbing head.

Erwin's blue orbs widened when you sank down on him further. He slipped and flopped back on the cotton candy soft bed. He gripped and tugged at the sheets. He felt his whole body and soul drifting along a hot rushing river. He was moving closer to his end just by your loving lips.

He gasped at your strong squeeze of his balls to try and push him closer, to gain some of his hot seed into your desperate mouth. He slung his arm over his eyes as his fist clenched in resistance - he didn't want to thrust into your mouth.

His teeth gritted as he felt himself on the cusp of cumming. He panted heavily as you moved on him. He grunted and let out a choked moan as a rush of pleasure burned through his veins. He felt you suck harder as he filled your mouth with his hot cum.

You popped your mouth from his cock and gulped the last of his cum. You licked your lips and hummed in delight. Erwin was a delight to swallow because he looked after his health. "Delicious." You pushed your hands up his sweaty chest. "Happy birthday."

Erwin removed his arm from his face and smiled. "What a way to wake up."

You kissed him and hummed in happiness. "I have to make you breakfast and get your lunch done." You smirked as ideas fluttered in your head. You slipped your arms under him and rested your head against the crook of his neck. "I love you."

Erwin ran his hand up and down your back as you both were tamed and felt at peace for a moment. He pouted when you removed your warm body from his. He watched you closely as you changed into something comfy. He perked up when you glided over to him and pecked his lips.

You pulled back and smiled. "I'll get the shower going and set up your shaving things."

Erwin sat up and smiled softly at you, the love of his life. "Thank you." He could never get over how dedicated and loving you were. All his life he'd done things his way, he had routines and you brought all that down and taught him to relax. "I love you, so much."

You lightly giggled filling the room with light. "I know you do and I hope you know how much I love you." You blew him a kiss. "Be right back."

You started the rain of hot water in the waterfall shower. You neatly placed out all his shaving things before leaving the bathroom and bedroom. You wandered through the apartment to the kitchen and tugged on your sweet apron. You danced around the fully equipped kitchen as you made waffles with a selection of fresh fruit and a light drizzling of honey, just the way Erwin liked it.

You placed the plate down on the island with stools before brewing a coffee using the best coffee machine Erwin's CEO money could buy. You gently placed the cup down and began making a large bento box of food for your husband.

Strong loving arms wrapped around your middle. Soft lips tapped along your shoulder to your neck. Teeth grazed delicate skin and sank a little. You released a moan as your body tingled. Your inhaled deep and felt yourself sink into a clean and refreshing smell that was Erwin.

You turned in his arms and held him and just enjoyed a moment with him. "Go eat your breakfast."

He released you and sat down. He smiled at the mountain of beautiful food. He at his food as he read the newspaper. His whole body relaxed as he enjoyed a nice morning with you. He moaned as your delicate hands massaged his shoulders.

Erwin lowered his paper. "You spoil me."

You wrapped your arms around his neck and placed a delicate kiss on his cheek. "I do not."

He placed his hand on your arm. "You always do."

You placed your lips against his temple and hoped your love came through. You released him and packed his bag for work. You made a thermos of coffee and handed it all to Erwin as he pulled on his coat. "Have a good day at work."

Erwin leaned down and kissed you. "I'll be back at three."

You waved to him. "Bye, my love!"

You closed the door behind him and began your surprises for him. You cleaned up the whole apartment as the music drifted through the place. Once it was clean, you started on a birthday cake for him. You knew he loved fruit, so you made a delightful strawberry and cream cake to excite his tastebuds.

You checked your recipes in your notebook to see the ones with little hearts next to them, which meant Erwin loved them the most. You smiled and began prepping a starter and a main course. You checked everything over and began setting up the dining table with candles and mats.

You popped open a bottle of red wine, you made sure it was his favourite one. You let the wine air out while you showered and pulled on a tight dress to show off your stunning figure to your husband. You put out his presents and relaxed with everything in place. You hurried to the kitchen and started cooking.

You paused your tasks and moved to the front door. You opened it just as the doors to the lift dinged and your tired-looking husband trudged out. You smiled as his large hand tugged his tie down. He released his tie and pushed back his hair trying to escape the product's hold on it.

You smiled softly. "Happy birthday, honey and welcome home."

Erwin glanced up at you and felt a blush grace his cheeks as he took you all in. "My darling, you look ravishing."

You stepped to the side. "Thank you. Come on in."

He slipped into his home and inhaled deeply. He smiled at the mixture of food, baking and scented candles that filled the air with a hint of you. He placed his bag down and dragged his coat off his aching joints. "This looks wonderful."

You closed the door and trotted over to the dining table. You poured Erwin a glass of red wine and offered it to him. "I got your favourite."

He took his glass and sipped it. He closed his eyes as a burst of flavour filled his mouth. "Delicious."

You grinned at your small success for the night. "I'll get the starter finished, you open your presents."

Erwin snacked his arm around your lower back and gently pulled you against his large body. He leaned down and captured your lips in a loving kiss. "I have been thinking about you and your lips all day. I wish I didn't have work today because I would have loved to have explored you all morning."

"Well, it is a good job we have all night."

He tapped his forehead against yours. "You're right."

You patted his thick pecs. "Food and presents."

He released you and hummed. "Alright. May I change first?"

You looked over at him from the kitchen. "Of course." You turned back to your cooking and finished off your starter. You returned to the dining table as Erwin unwrapped his gifts. "What do you think?"

He shifted in his smart shirt and trousers, he tried to look smart for the date but casual to be comfortable in. "Wonderful." He shifted the new books, notebook, writing materials and watch. "Thank you so much."

You pointed to a big box. "Last one."

He opened the box up to reveal an old-looking globe within it. "This a globe? This is incredible. I've always wanted one of these." He laughed as delight sparkled in his eyes. "Thank you." He got up and held you. "You're the best."

You squeezed him back. "I'm glad you like it all." You leaned up and kissed him. You went to pull back, but Erwin would not let you go. You hummed a laugh as he kissed you deeper and more desperately. You turned your head causing him to kiss and nip your cheek and neck. "We have dinner to eat."

He released you. "You're right. I'll save the love making for later."

You winked at him and sat down. You ate your starter before eating your dinner. You and Erwin slow-danced to gentle classical music, which soon turned to holding each other as you swaying together.

You presented Erwin with his cake and sang happy birthday to him. You cut a slice for you and him and ate it as you held hands. You giggled as he showered you in praise and kisses. You worked together to clean up and started to touch each other in longing ways.

Erwin held you against him as you danced slowly together again. The plans to watch his favourite vintage movies were forgotten. Lips connected with each other as hands roamed bodies with intention. You were led into the bedroom by your husband as his growing need pressed against you.

You smiled against his lips as your burning desires threatened to set you ablaze. Loving lips decorated your neck as if your skin was an altar and Erwin was worshipping it. He dragged your zip down and pushed his hand along your warm exposed back. He shifted your dress and moved it off your frame and let it drop to the floor below.

You stumbled out of your dress as your heart raced in delight knowing just what Erwin had in mind. You wanted to worship his body, but you knew very well he loved nothing more than to explore you.

You placed your soft fingers against his lips and looked at him with your doe eyes. "Erwin, tell me, what is it you desire tonight. I want to spoil you."

His large hand ran up your body and cupped your breast. "I want to explore you. I know you like worshipping me, but I do love exploring you. I want it slow and passionate. I want lovemaking."

You nodded at Erwin's sweet request. "Are you sure?" You popped the buttons on his shirt as you moved to the bed. "We can do anything you like."

"This is what I want." He lifted you up and lay you down on the bed. "I want to explore you. May I?"

You looked up at Erwin, his hair slipping out of the product's hold, his pupils blown and only a sliver of his ocean eyes wrapping around them. You gulped hard as you admired your husband. You thought about what he wanted and loved the idea. You and Erwin often did sweet delicate lovemaking, so doing it again sounded so perfect.

You smiled at him. "Yes. I want it, Erwin." You giggled when you saw your husband's eyes light up. "Cute."

He caressed your body with loving kisses as he moved down your body. He looped his fingers around your underwear and dragged them down slowly. He watched you shiver in delight as your hair stood on end in anticipation. You were excited to be touched, to be tasted, to be loved.

Erwin's large hands gripped your thighs and opened you up to him. He gazed at your slit and moaned at your glistening lips as your desire coated you. He slid closer and ran his big long tongue up from your opening to your bud causing your lips to part. He moaned at your delicious honey soaking his tongue.

He lay upon his stomach and delved deep into your core. He pressed and massaged you as you sang moans of ecstasy to him. He growled at your fingers tangling themselves in his hair and tuggling. He glanced up at you to see your chest heaving from panting.

He dragged his tongue out of you and up to your clit. He traced loving patterns on you before taking you into his mouth. He sucked your bean of pleasure making your toes clench and legs shake. You tossed and turned as best as you could below your lover, but the pleasure intensified for you.

Your back arched from the floor as you gasped in pleasure. Your eyes rolled back as you felt your coil tighten. You yanked on Erwin's hair, but he prevailed with his attention on your body. Your voice cracked as your body popped. You let yourself sink into the warm waters of your orgasm.

Erwin released you and trailed his loving kisses up your body to your lips. He moaned into the kiss as his erection strained against his trousers. He smiled against your lips as your opened his trousers and released his cock. You bucked a little as his cock tapped your pussy as it was freed.

You took Erwin into your hand and tapped him against you a few times before lining him up and pressing his tip inside you. Erwin's lips stole your moans as he slowly pressed his long thick cock deep into your hot opening. He sank deeper and deeper into you, your walls stretched around him and pulled him in.

Erwin grunted. "I love you. I love you so much. You're so pussy is so hot."

Erwin stilled his hips when he had nothing more to put inside you. He tugged on your bottom lip with his teeth before slipping his tongue into your mouth. He dragged his hips back a little before plunging himself deep into you.

You clung to your husband's back as your heart raced in your chest. You rolled your hips against Erwin and met his loving actions. Moans from you both filled the bedroom. The bed creaked and groaned with each dominating thrust from Erwin.

Erwin growled at you. "So wonderful. So sweet. So cute. So perfect."

Warm bodies moved together as pleasure was chased. Hot skin connected with each other and ignited passions. Nails dragged as passion-filled and controlled movements. Eyes stayed closed as you both kissed each other and stole breaths away.

Erwin's lips released yours causing the room to be filled with delighted moans. Erwin's plump lips dragged over your sensitive skin. His moans etched themselves into your very soul and being. He playfully nipped your neck all the way up to your ear. He moaned your name to you as his body moved against yours.

"You're perfect." He panted against your ear. "So perfect. I love you. I love you."

You clung to your husband as your coil tightened. Your panting increased and your moans heightened in pitch as you felt your orgasm rushing towards you. You blushed as the sounds of Erwin's cock drowning in your honey filled the room.

Your legs shook, your walls clenched, your back arched and your fingers gripped. You leaned your head back and cried out Erwin's name as you felt hot water tidal wave your body. You shook and shifted under him as your orgasm consumed you.

Erwin stilled his hips and smiled down at you. "You're forever beautiful to me."

You opened your eyes and smiled softly at your husband. "My handsome man."

He kissed your lips softly. "May I continue?"

You nodded in agreement, you weren't ready for this to end yet. "Please do. I want you to cum inside me."

He chuckled at your request. "I will."

[riewritten]

ok look... i don't think... i don't think i'm doing good guys

[drearyrie]

at last i am not stuck drawing faces and stagnant poses thank u chris evans, cainosis, and advancing the twerking bbg erwin agenda team

[levimyshortdaddy]

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⚠️ 𝐔𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐱; 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐩; 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐱; 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠; 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤; 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫; 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧; 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤 ⛔️

You were waiting for your dad to come back home after the mission, Erwin told you that your father is a brave man that have already fought a large number of titans even since you were a little baby girl, his words always assured you and you always try to not worry too much, but still, you can’t help it.

Yn: “Commander Erwin…” He turned his gaze back to you

Yn: “How’s my dad doing? I haven’t seen him since I got back home from training”

Erwin: “Your dad… is under Hange’s care. His arm is injured” You slowly widened your eyes

Yn: “Please… send him back home” You said, feeling a lump on your throat

Erwin: “He decided to stay and continue with the mission.” He said and is about to leave but you grabbed his cloth

Yn: “Commander Erwin… I am well aware of the world we’re living in… but please… don’t leave him to his luck… don’t let my dad die.” You said, tears falling down your cheeks, as he turned his face to you

Erwin: “Your dad is my best friend. I will try my best to protect him, so don’t worry.” He briefly touched your cheek then he slightly smiled

Yn: “Thank you…”

Erwin: “Oh, I almost forgot. He’s wishing you a happy birthday. You’re 19 now. Time flies too fast” He pat your head

Yn: “Tell dad I’m waiting for a gift when he’s going to be back”

Erwin: “Sure.”

*****

Three weeks has passed since the day you spoke to Erwin about your dad, then a few days after you heard that he passed away.

Yn: “No… it’s not true… I’m not going to believe you, this is a lie. Don’t lie to me…” Erwin’s hands are on your shoulders

Erwin: “Your dad passed away this morning yn-“

Yn: “No! He’s still alive. Dad would not die just because of a gunshot” your eyes won’t stop shedding tears

Erwin: “Come here…” He opened his arms and you slowly approach then he hugged you

Yn: “Don’t lie to me…”

Erwin: “I’m not lying to you… I owe you apologies for not being able to keep my promise”

Yn: “…”

Erwin: “You’re a grown up girl, don’t you? You got this…”

Yn: “I don’t want to be alone… you’re the only one I have now… everyone else is gone” You buried your face into his chest

Erwin: “I promised your father that I’ll take care of you… I want to fully at least this promise.”

Yn: “Now… that I live with you under the same roof… can I call you… dad?” His eyes widened a bit

Erwin: “Yeah.. I mean yes. People will see us often being together… out or when they’re going to visit us… so let them know that we have a father and daughter relationship.”

Days passed and you feel that Erwin is filing your emptiness increasingly more, you became too attached to him and developed a close relationship with him.

Erwin: “Listen yn… I know that you got too attached which is not a bad thing but you need to understand one thing. Listen carefully, okay?” He said, holding your hands on his

Yn: “Tell me…”

Erwin: “You can’t come in my room in the middle of the night and sit in the same bed with me, every time you feel scared by noises or something else, do you understand?” You’re looking up at him, not really getting why does this bothers him

Yn: “Why?”

Erwin: “It’s not right. Just don’t do it again”

Yn: “But why…” He sighs

Erwin: “We are not related by blood… and you need to understand that I’m a man” you unintentionally blushed, widening your eyes

Yn: “A man…”

Erwin: “Yes yn, a man. Now go brush your teeth before I bite you!” He’s starting to play with you

Yn: “It’s tickling!” You said while pushing him away.

Late night, you feel someone’s presence in the room, just like the last time but you covered your head with the blanket

Yn: “It’s just my imagination…”

Then you heard a loud noise and immediately saw Erwin quickly grabbing his weapons to go and see what’s going on outside

Erwin: “There was just a cat, don’t worry about it. Now go to sleep”

Yn: “Erwin…” You grabbed his cloth

Yn: “Can I sleep with you?”

Erwin: “What did I said today, yn?”

Yn: “Just tonight, please…” Your eyes are begging him

Erwin: “Fine… but it’s the last time” He said then grabbed your hand and brought you to his room.

Now you’re both in the same bed but you can’t sleep, so you’re just holding your eyes closed, then your heart skipped a beat when Erwin touched your lower lip with his big finger

Yn: “Why are you hesitating so much to kiss me?” You asked, looking into his surprising eyes, then he suddenly kissed your lips, you allowed his tongue to enter your mouth and the kiss became a erotic one, too passionate and sloppy

Yn: “!!!!!” You startle when his hand slides into your panties, starting to touch your core with his fingers

Yn: “No!” You yelled

Erwin: “You thought that I was just going to kiss you?” He undressed your pants but you push him and you run away out the house

Erwin: “Yn… I’m sorry.. I scared you but please listen to me” You almost felt but he quickly cushioned your fall by putting you above him

Yn: “Let me go…” You can’t move because he’s holding your both wrists with his hands

Erwin: “If you won’t get in I’m going to leave this house… I’m going to leave you, yn” He found a way to manipulate you, and it worked cuz you started crying saying that you couldn’t live all alone, you admit that you need him the most

Erwin: “Let’s go back inside and finish this” He wiped your tears and grabbed you into his arms.

Your naked body is lying in bed, right in front of Erwin’s eyes, his blue colour intensified even more, you feel how he’s exploring your entire body, this making you shake in shame and you try to cover your round breasts

Erwin: “Yn… your body… it’s beautiful”

He’s undoing his shirt and you can clearly see his big bulge pocking his pants, he put his hands beside your body, in bed and you’re looking at him awkwardly

Erwin: “Let’s see if you’re wet enough down there, yn”

You gasped when his fingers started rubbing your wet intimacy

Erwin: “You’re such a naughty girl yn, look at how wet my fingers are”

You can’t stop blushing and feeling excited and uncomfortable at the same time, it’s a crazy feeling

Erwin: “Come here”

He kisses your lips in such a dirty way, your both tongue are inside each other mouths and you exchange both salivas

Erwin: “You’re wetter down here, do the kiss made your pussy this wet?”

You just nod timidly

Erwin: “What do you want me to do to you right now yn, what do you need?”

Yn: “Y-you… please d-daddy… put it… in…”

Erwin began to touch your wet core with his hard cock, rubbing it slowly

Erwin: “Do you want it inside?”

Yn: “Y-yes… inside…”

Erwin: “Then beg for it, do it properly”

Yn: “Please… daddy… put it inside of me… I’m begging you”

He took off his pants, revealing his big cock in a erect state

Erwin: “This is going to hurt, tell me if you’re in pain”

You nod then feel how his thick cock is sliding all the way inside of you

Yn: “E-Erwin…”

You hug his body, while closing tight your eyes and moaning too loud

Erwin: “You’re so tight…”

Tears goes down your eyes and you can’t hold back your voice while he’s moving vigorously

Yn: “H-harder”

Erwin: “What did you say?”

He asked, surprised

Yn: “Harder… I want you to do it harder”

He started to fuck you so hard that the bed is cracking constantly, his big cock is moving in a normal speed but he’s hitting too hard and deep

Erwin: “Does it hurt that bad?”

You can’t even answer, you’re busy whimpering and moaning, while your fingers are buried in his huge back

Erwin: “You’re being fucked too hard for your first time yn, do you like it like that?”

Now he’s pounding so hard inside of you and you spread your legs even more

Erwin: “Your pussy is squeezing me too tight”

Yn: “Please… s-shut up…”

Your eyes rolled and you hold tight into the sheets

Erwin: “If this feels this good, then why did you try to espace earlier?”

He pulled out and positioned you in all fours, ass up, then pushed his whole cock inside of you

Yn: “I-I’m sorry…”

He spanked hard your ass while fucking you roughly

Erwin: “You’re sorry?”

Yn: “Y-yes…”

Your throat hurt from moaning so hard and your red cheeks are too wet

Erwin: “Spread your legs more, I’m going to cum inside”

He said and grabbed your body in his arms, making the back of your head touch his chest, your legs spread so wide that you can wrap them around his

Erwin: “Good girl…”

He didn’t stop moving until he let out all his cum inside of you, while you’re shaking because of the fifth orgasm you felt.

After three minutes of resting in the same position, he pulled it out of you and you slowly turned on your back, Erwin saw your blood and his cum flowing down your pussy

Erwin: “Look at how dirty I made you down here little one… Let’s go wash you.”

*A few days after*

Yn: “I’m about to go now Erwin, I’ll be back home in about 3 hours”

Erwin: “What did I say earlier?”

He asks, while you put on your shoes

Yn: “Listen, my friends are waiting for me-“

Erwin: “Answer my question”

He’s staring at you too serious while leaning on his elbows

Yn: “You won’t let me go because you believe it is dangerous-“

Erwin: “I believe? It is dangerous yn”

Yn: “I’m mature enough to know how to handle every situation”

Erwin: “I said that you won’t go anywhere.”

Yn: “So you pretend to care more about my safety considering how authoritarian you are? we both know you love to abuse the right to command.”

Erwin: “Listen… I know that you miss your father and friends but-“

Yn: “No! Stop pretending to care Erwin Smith!”

You yelled with teary eyes and he looked surprised at you

Erwin: “You just… yelled… at me?”

He got up from his chair

Yn: “What are you going to do if I did?!!”

Erwin: “Just tell me if you want to get spanked”

Yn: “Spanked ?!”

Erwin: “Yes, just say that you feel like to get your ass spanked instead of throwing tantrums, yn”

Yn: “You’re such an ignorant moron! That’s what you are Erwin.”

You can feel the tense atmosphere around you, he’s transmitting you his irritated aura and you feel like you won’t be able at all to not obey him, he’s calmly approaching you while you stare angrily at him

Yn: “You know what? From now on I want you to let me go wherever I want, and every time you want to fuck me, I want you to pay me, Erwin Smith”

Erwin: “Oh yeah? Lean over the table”

You feel like you can’t make him repeat twice and you lean over the table

Yn: “And now what? Are you going to spank me?”

He’s ignoring your words and grabs your both wrists at your back while he slides down his belt, tying your wrists with it

Yn: “What are you doing ?!”

Erwin: “Don’t move.”

His hands pulls your shorts down as well as your panties, then he rubs with his two fingers a little bit your pussy

Erwin: “Do you want to be a whore?”

You can feel his erect cock touching you

Erwin: “Then I’ll make you one.”

He said after shoving roughly his entire cock inside of you, his hands holds tight on your small waist and fucks you hard, hitting you too deep and all you do is whine and cry

Erwin: “Who said you could talk to me like that?”

His hand slapped hard your ass and you screamed louder

Erwin: “Am I your friend?”

He squeezes your cheeks while pounding hard inside of you

Erwin: “And who the hell allowed you to dress like that?”

His hands slides down your elastic shirt, revealing you breasts

Erwin: “The fact that you dressed like that made me want a good fuck.”

He grabbed your long hair on his hand and won’t stop trusting fast and deep

Yn: “Erwin! H-hurts!”

He slowed down

Erwin: “Hm?”

Yn: “It hurts if you’re doing it that rough… Bring me to our room… do it to me n-nice… and slow…”

Erwin: “Beg me”

Yn: “P-please daddy… pull it out a-and bring me to our room…”

He listened to you and picked you in his arms, going up stairs to the bed.

You’re on all fours holding tight into the sheets, face buried in bed while Erwin fucks your from behind holding your right hand on your back

Erwin: “Turn around. I want to see your face”

Yn: “Just let’s do it… this way.”

Erwin: “You said I'd pay you to have sex, and I will. Doesn't that make me your owner?”

You turned on your back then he grabbed your both breasts with his hands then pushed his whole cock inside, starting to move his hips

Erwin: “From now on, I want you to tell me where you are going to be and with who.”

Yn: “You better tell my friends that you fuck with you “stepdaughter” and that you’ll be jealous if they approach me too much, do that.”

He smirked and leaned closer to your face

Erwin: “You’re such a naughty little girl”

His hands holds your head while he accelerated his moves, hitting deep inside your pussy and you can’t stop moaning loud

Erwin: “Spread your legs more”

He commanded and you spread them so much that you can hold your feet with both hands

Erwin: “Where did you learn this daring position? Do you like to spread your legs for me that much?”

The tears in your eyes makes you see blurry and you just keep your mouth open screaming in ecstasy

Yn: “I-I I love to spread my legs for you d-daddy”

You roll your eyes and he’s moving fast, while he’s squeezing your thighs

Erwin: “Your small pussy is squeezing me too tight, do you like it that much?”

Yn: “Y-yes… I-I love to feel you inside”

After a few deep thrusts, Erwin came inside of you.

[grungelevi]

Erwin: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Levi?

Levi: tsk.. No

Y/N: I do!

Erwin: I know, Y/N .

Y/N: i’m sad!

Erwin: I know, Y/N .

[blueskyandpudding]

the moon don't pick sides and the sun won't resign until you're by my side

Art commission by @AsterCatto

[betulinia]

Learning about the Universe

also illustration inspired by #LostCauses (Anteros) North Star

One night Erwin pointed directly overhead.

“See that one?”

“Which one?” Levi tilted his head back, until it rested against Erwin’s shoulder

“That one. The bright one.”

Levi nodded.

“That’s Polaris, the North Star or the Pole Star. Some people call it the guiding star.”

“Why’s that?”

“Because it never moves.”

“You said all the stars moved.”

“Not that one. That one is always in the North. If you ever get lost or…” Erwin stopped suddenly. “Or what?” Levi angled his head to look up at his face. Erwin was frowning, his eyes dark in the starlight.

“If something happens, if you ever get left behind…outside the walls. That star will guide you home.”

“Home?” The word was foreign in Levi’s mouth.

“Well, back here at any rate.” Erwin’s arm tightened around Levi’s shoulders, drawing him closer in the darkness.

[makuroshi]

This fluffy fic is my Eruri Secret Santa gift for @danchou-smith! Your wish list left me open to a lot of options, and I’ve chosen the domestic fluff/humour route (with a tint of smut, of course)... I haven’t written in a long, long while so I’m rusty, but I hope you liked it~ Happy holidays, love :) *Also on AO3

Title: “hello fuck off, i’m erwin”

Ratings: M

Summary:

“I’m an editor now, but I used to work at a calendar factory,” Erwin says, popping a chip into his mouth. “I got sacked.”

Levi’s interest is piqued. “Why?” He asks, curious.

Erwin glances up from his plate, smirking like he’s up to no good. “Because I took a couple of days off,” he says, snickering as if something is so funny.

Levi doesn’t get it.

(or Levi meets the fabled oh-so-perfect Erwin Smith and instantly learns that he’s not always what he seems. He falls in love anyway)

---

“Listen,” Hange says, excitement evident on her face as she leans forward, encroaching into Levi’s space. Levi can already guess what she is going to talk about; she’s been harping on it for days. “I have this friend, you know? That tall blonde guy I went to college with? I was talking about you that day and he’s interested to know more about you.”

“Mike said he smells nice. Wonderful, even.”

“And why the hell should that convince me?!”

“You know how Mike is! He can smell evil from miles away!” Hange swings her arms in an exaggerated gesture and Levi sighs, feeling a headache coming.“I’m telling you, Erwin’s a great guy. Almost impeccable if not for—“ She pauses, as if suddenly remembering something, then brushes it off “Nevermind, just meet him once, please?”

“No.”

“I’ll make my students stay back to clean the classrooms and the office everyday for a month?”

Levi considers, and then- “Deal.”

And that’s how Levi ends up in a family restaurant across the street, on a set-up meeting (not a date) with the one and only Erwin Smith.

Erwin Smith is, to put it simply, insanely attractive. His flawless appearance might be intimidating to some people, but to Levi, nothing turns him on more than a calm and collected man who knows how to keep his suits crease-free and hair perfectly in place. The height is a very much appreciated bonus –the first time Levi hears that they have a good 1’ between them he almost drags the guy straight to bed. Almost.

Throughout their not-date, Levi slowly learns more about Erwin, and with each passing second, he’s solidifying Hange’s claim that he’s Mr. Perfect. Levi can’t believe his luck. But come to think of it… Hange did blurt something about Erwin, right?

“I’m an editor now, but I used to work at a calendar factory,” Erwin says, popping a chip into his mouth. “I got sacked.”

Levi’s interest is piqued. “Why?” He asks, curious.

Erwin glances up from his plate, smirking like he’s up to no good. “Because I took a couple of days off,” he says, snickering as if something is so funny.

Levi doesn’t get it. He replays what Erwin said in his head. ‘I got sacked from a calendar factory because I took some days off—‘

Wow.

“That was… awful,” he deadpans. “You in charge of Reader’s Digest jokes section or something?”

“Economics, actually. But I dabble,” Erwin smirks. Levi wants to punch his face at how beautiful he looks. “

So this is it. This was what Hange had almost let slip. Erwin Smith’s flaw is that he makes terrible jokes. And not just any jokes, he makes… dad jokes.

Uh oh.

“So?” Hange claps a hand on his back when she runs into him the next day. Levi knows she wants to talk, but he doesn’t.

“So what?” He snaps, pressing the red pen onto one of his students’ book so hard that it pokes through it. He looks at the front page. Eren Jaeger. Tough luck, kid.

Hange’s still starry-eyed, ignoring Levi’s distress. “So… with Erwiiiinnn? How’d it go?”

“Mostly amazing but…” Levi replies, pointing an accusatory finger at Hange. “You knew.”

“That he has a dreadful sense of humour? Yeah,” Hange chuckles, shaking her head. “But other than that, isn’t he just your type?” She grins. “Admit it, you’d totally climb him like a tree.”

He’s suddenly reminded of Erwin’s exasperatingly hot physique and shit, that’s a thought he doesn’t need when he has a class to teach in ten.

“Do you think you guys will work out?” Hange asks. Levi closes his eyes and replies, “We’ll see.”

 And they work out just fine, it seems. The subsequent dates go well (yes, he can call them dates now), and even though Erwin still sometimes say shit like “Did you hear about the chef, Levi? He pasta away” while they’re eating fucking pasta, Levi is willing to put it past him, especially since he gets to shut Erwin up nicely by riding his dick to oblivion after a particularly flirty night.

Mike smiles knowingly (note, creepily) when Hange and him hangs out on the weekend, and really, who cares about the teasing when Erwin’s such a fantastic fuck?

He has never thought it’d come to this, but somehow one thing leads to another and Levi moves in with Erwin after a year and a half of being together.

The place they get is in a gated neighbourhood, homely and convenient for them both, more so for Levi as the school he works at is within walking distance. Erwin still has to drive to his office, which is not a problem as his job sometimes entails driving around to meetings anyway.

Living with Erwin is surprisingly easy to get used to. They fall into a comfortable routine without much hassles, and life is going really, really great.

But if there’s something Levi has trouble with, it’s Erwin’s work timing.

Erwin’s job as a senior editor should be less taxing than it is currently, considering that he is now rather high up in the food chain. He’s well-respected in the industry, a favourite among the crowd for both his talents and charm; he no longer needs to work his ass off day and night to prove his worth.

Except it’s Erwin we’re talking about. He has always been a bit of an workaholic, not accepting anything less than perfect for the pieces he approve, and that results in him working extra hours, even on the weekends.

It’s not ideal, of course, but Levi manages.

Today is a rare but welcomed occurrence. For the first time in a while, Levi wakes up to Erwin’s broad chest smothering his face, warmth engulfing him in a bone-crushing embrace. He inhales the musky scent that he’s come to love, and runs a hand along Erwin’s strong back, scraping his nails on purpose. He’s sated from last night and still feels floaty and disgustingly happy.

Erwin stirs, eyes still closed. “Morning,” he mumbles.

Levi’s reply is a muffled ‘hmmm’ as he buries his face deeper into the comforting touch. He throws a leg over Erwin’s larger ones under the covers and contemplates sleeping in, before something suddenly crosses his mind.

“What’s wrong?” Erwin asks, plush lips settling on the side of Levi’s head.

“It’s Saturday. We have to take out the trash.”

Erwin groans and draws Levi closer, to his vocal protest. “Can’t we do that another day?”

“And let the maggots breed? No fucking way.” Levi struggles viciously against the hold and breaks free, making his way out of the bedroom. For the lack of better things to do now that the other side of the bed is empty, Erwin reluctantly follows.

Once they’re done with the trash (Levi makes Erwin clean the bin to make up for all the times he had to do it alone), Erwin pleads. “There. Now can we go back inside and cuddle?”

 They don’t, in fact, go back inside and cuddle. Instead, Erwin finds himself with a shopping list in a grocery store, crouching in Aisle 5 searching for honey. Levi’s off somewhere to settle the other half of the list, and they agree to meet up at the check-out after twenty minutes.

They don’t get much, after all it’s only the two of them (for now, a voice in Levi’s head says). The cashier, a kid with close-shaved head scans the milk and beams cheerfully at them.

“Would you like your milk in a bag, sir?”

Levi swears he sees it; the mischievous glint in Erwin’s eyes when the cashier asks the question. He cannot anticipate yet what he’s going to say –his mind isn’t as fast as Erwin’s when it comes to this- but he knows it is going to be nothing short of a disaster. Before Levi can kick him in back of the knee in a desperate attempt to rescue their dignities, Erwin has already opened his mouth to speak.  Shit, too late. Oh well, at least the kid has to hear this too.

“No thanks, please leave it in the jug!”

 Silence.

Erwin grins.

God, Levi wants to die.

He’s so sure that almost everyone within the vicinity had heard that, because Erwin had made it a point to say it with a loud, booming voice. That only happens when he is confident enough that his joke is funny, which is why the current situation is even more painful because absolutely no one is laughing.

Or so Levi thinks.

The kid (‘Connie’, his nametag reads) starts biting his bottom lip, face contorting into a mixture of constipation and holding back a wet fart. Connie’s shoulders are shaking visibly now, grip on the bread he’s scanning tightening (RIP bread), and it’s not long before Levi realizes that he is actually stifling a laugh. A giggle or two escapes him, then all of a sudden, Connie throws his head back and roars in laughter, hitting the counter repeatedly to emphasise just how funny he found that joke. The two young ladies behind them are also covering her face with their hands, probably concealing their own giggles. Erwin is undoubtedly very pleased with himself, glancing back and forth between Connie and Levi as if saying ‘hey look at that, I’m so funny right’ but Levi is not having any of that.

He sends a piercing glare at Connie, who upon seeing Levi’s murderous face resumes scanning the items at the speed of light. They pay, grab the bags and leave the shop in record three minutes twenty seconds

“You scared him!” Erwin says disapprovingly once they reach the parking lot, loading the bags into the car.

Levi jabs Erwin in the hip sharply, reveling in Erwin’s yelp of pain. He rearranges the bags so they fit and slams the trunk shut. “And you embarrassed me.”

“Awww come on, you loved it!”

“Save your dad jokes from when you actually become one.”

Levi can almost feel the world stopping the second he says it. Shit, that wasn’t supposed to come out! He freezes up, and he wants to run away because he knows Erwin will ask about it but he’s trapped in the car

“Levi,” Erwin carefully places a hand on his thigh, a sign that he’s not gonna let this go so easily. “Are you saying you wanna have kids with me?”

“Don’t spin my words, bastard.”

“Do you?” Erwin has a small smile playing on his lips. He is now staring at him like he’s his world, bright blue eyes so fond and tender and holy shit, Levi thinks, I’m really in love with this guy.

“Maybe,” He mutters, gazing outside the window to hide his face, worried of what kind of vulnerable expression he must be doing right now. “Someday.”

After that ‘Carpark Confession’ incident (no thanks Hange for the name), Erwin is visibly more affectionate than before. He steals more kisses from Levi than the norm, and his touches linger a lot, but at least he doesn’t bring it up anymore. Levi takes that as a sign that Erwin understands that he can see them having a future together, which is definitely more than enough. A typical day in their life now goes like this:

“Hey love,” Erwin sets a cup of tea on the table, leaning down to kiss the top of Levi’s head fondly. “How’s your day?”

Levi mutters a soft ‘thanks’ and lifts the cup by the brim, bringing it close to his lips. “They changed the janitor to one that can actually do his job… at least half of the class submitted their homework… and Hange blew up only one test tube instead of the usual five. So, ‘s okay, I guess.” He takes a sip from the tea and marvels in how it’s delicious as always, just the right amount of warmth and sweetness. Erwin’s not a big fan of tea, but boy does he make a good cup.

“Mmmm,” Erwin hums in content, engrossed in reading a magazine. “I got complimented on my driving today,” he says, nonchalant.

At that, Levi’s eyes narrow. Erwin drives like he’s chasing a flight or trying to escape assassins all the time, there’s no way somebody finds that kind of road skills praiseworthy. He turns to face Erwin, who is still avoiding any eye contact. Something’s not right. “Oh really.”

“Yeah, really.” Closing the magazine, Erwin stands up in a subtle hurry that doesn’t escape Levi’s attention. He’s already halfway across the room when he continues. “They left a little note saying ‘parking fine’.”

“Erwin,” Levi growls, expression darkening. “Did you get a ticket again.”

“Oh is that what it meant?” Erwin feigns innocence, laughing nervously. “I thought they were complime--” He doesn’t get the chance to finish his sentence before he bolts up the stairs hysterically, a fuming Levi hot on his tails.

Levi has been away from home for the past week for the annual Sina High team-building camp he’s forced to go as one of the class teachers. He’s convinced the whole bullshit is unnecessary and an utter waste of time, but Principal Pixis insisted that everyone attends and Levi wasn’t in a mood to argue.

So… a week apart from Erwin. The longest they’ve spent apart was four days, when Erwin had to go on a short business trip to Canada. One week is just three days added to that, they should be fine, right?

Right.

There’s a problem though.

He’s horny. So painfully horny.

Before he’d left for the trip, they have not been able to have much sex as Erwin’s sister was in town and had crashed at their house for a few days. So it’s really been two weeks since him and Erwin last fucked, which is downright insane considering how insatiable they both usually are.

Levi tries it with his fingers on one of the nights but it just isn’t the same. It feels good, but nothing like what Erwin offers when he slowly, carefully fingers him open, getting him ready for his cock. Erwin’s just… fills him up nicer and hits him in all the right places, and Levi is almost sobbing with frustration as he chases a weak release alone.

He gets home the next evening, thinking that he can finally get his fill of Erwin again. He opens the door ready to pounce, only to be greeted with an empty house.

Erwin’s working late again.

Levi sighs in disappointment, grudgingly heading towards their room, hoping that he will be back soon.

The rattle of keys wakes him up with a jerk. Desire and excitement coursing through his veins, Levi practically zooms down the stairs, and the instance Erwin appears at the door, Levi tackles and drags him down onto the floor, suitcase and work files be damned. They fall with a thud in a heap of tangled limbs, in the middle of the hallway that has not been swept and mopped for a week. Damn it. He should probably move this to the bedroom where it’s much more hygienic and conducive, but Levi doesn’t think he can stand another minute not having Erwin’s dick in him without spontaneously combusting.

“I’m so fucking horny right now,” Levi hisses, fingers scrambling to clumsily undo the buttons of Erwin’s black coat. He gets to the third button when Erwin chooses that moment to sit up, pressing his growing hard-on into Levi’s bottom in the process, earning a loud filthy moan from the man. “Shit, Erwin,” Levi pants, breathless.

“Levi, what’s gotten into you?” Erwin says, sliding his nimble hands under Levi’s shirt, leaving feathery touches in their wake.

“You, I hope. Preferably right now,” Levi replies, tossing away the coat haphazardly. It lands a little too close to the foot of the stairs, but he can’t care less. Ignoring Erwin’s chuckle, he tears hungrily at the tailored shirt, relishing in the sound of the buttons hitting the floor. He licks a stripe from Erwin’s collarbone down to the top of his pants, tasting the sweat on his heated flesh. “Stop laughing like an idiot and get on to it.”

Erwin is certainly more than happy to oblige. He eagerly helps rid Levi of his pants and watches in awe as Levi’s erection springs free, already red and straining for release.

“You’ve got a lot pent up,” Erwin grumbles, leaning down to blow onto the tip of Levi’s length, coaxing a grunt out of him. “Look at you… So needy like this.” He sneaks a hand behind and slips a finger into Levi’s ass, eyes widening at the realization that he’s already wet and open.

“You’re late. I had to prepare myself,” Levi gasps as Erwin reinserts his finger, playing with the rim of his entrance. His body arches in unabashed pleasure and he can’t fight the carnal urge to push back against Erwin, grinding against him frantically. “Wanted your cock so bad,” he whines.

“Fucking hell, Levi.”

Erwin surges forward to catch Levi’s lips in a frenzied kiss, never letting him go more than a few seconds as he slicks himself up and enters Levi, basking in the obscene sounds of skin hitting skin. 

Somewhere between Erwin eating his come out of Levi’s ass and Levi greedily lapping at Erwin’s spent cock, they make it to the bedroom to continue where things are left off, and after both their bodies ache delightfully from the hours and hours of incessant lovemaking, they lay together in silence, catching their breaths.

Levi is thoroughly satisfied and is about drift to a peaceful sleep when he feels Erwin’s big hand caress the back of his neck. He opens his eyes and there he is, grinning cheekily.

“Hey Levi, do you know the difference between a frog and a horny toad?” Oh no. Here it comes. “A frog says ‘ribbit, ribbit’, a horny toad says ‘rub it, rub it’.”

The smug look on his stupid face as he wiggles those godawful eyebrows makes Levi want nothing more than to rip them off and turn them into a doormat. Or a hand towel, Levi hasn’t decided yet.

For now, he settles for smacking the pillow hard into Erwin’s face, yelling at him to go to sleep.

It’s Christmas Eve, also so creatively coined ‘Levi’s Birthday Eve’ by Hange.

Levi’s busy preparing drinks in the kitchen for the party they’ll throw later tonight when his phone buzzes in his pocket, begging for attention. Thinking it’s one of the guys bailing out on the party or asking for directions, he checks it but is puzzled by the caller’s name on the screen.

It’s Erwin.

The guy is literally in the living room, setting up the table.

Levi picks up anyway, knowing that this is just one of Erwin’s demented method of flirting. He’s done this before, once or twice when he’s bored. Levi would humour him if they have the time, but the party is starting soon and they still have some preparations pending. “Why are you calling me?”

“Oh I don’t know…” Hmm, that’s strange. Erwin’s deep voice feels close, like he’s in the same room standing behind him. There’s also a nervous edge to it, which is unbecoming of the usually calm man. “Just felt like-“ Levi hears him both over the phone and in the other ear now. “-giving you a ring.”

Levi turns around sharply and sees Erwin, holding a phone in one hand and hiding the other behind him. He’s about to ask him to quit messing around when Erwin swiftly drops to one knee and holds out a box.

Levi stares, mouth agape.

“You’re fucking kidding me.”

“Knock, knock,” Erwin says, causing Levi to frown. A knock-knock joke, really?

“Erwin what the fuck—“

“Knock. Knock.” He repeats pointedly, sounding almost completely serious if not for the sheer absurdity of the joke and the situation itself.

Letting out a long-suffering sigh, Levi relents. Erwin is on his knee in front of him, looking like whatever Levi says next will either make or break him, and he can’t help but to play along. “Who’s there?”

“Mary.”

Levi’s breath hitches. He knows exactly where this is going. His heart is already going at a thousand miles an hour, threatening to leap right out of his chest, and there’s a lump stuck in his throat but he somehow manages to find his voice.

“Mary who?” He says, still staring down at Erwin though his vision is getting foggy.

Erwin’s lips curve up in a gentle smile, the one that always knocks all air out of Levi’s lungs and makes him want to drop everything to be with him. “Marry me.” He takes one of Levi’s hand into his own and presses a small kiss onto the knuckles, whispering, “Please?”

It’s cheesier than the lasagna they had for lunch -and that’s saying a lot because Erwin had made it with enough mozzarella to make at least three large pizzas, urgh- and a part of him kind of hates Erwin for pulling the stunt when he least expected it, on the Christmas Eve no less. But there is nothing in the world he wants more than to have the fleeting glimpse of Erwin’s face the moment he says ‘yes’ and pulls him in for a kiss be burned into his memories forever.

Oh, Levi thinks as he looks at the clock, remembering the party that’s happening in an hour. Hange and Mike’re gonna have a field day with this.

(Two months into their married life, when Levi asks when his appointment with the dentist is and Erwin answers with a casual “tooth hurt-y”, Levi realizes that he’s stuck with a relentless, irritatingly attractive middle-aged man with a penchant for horribly amusing dad jokes.

And the best part? He wouldn’t want it any other way.)

[bita-bita]

Erwin Smith.

That's all I have to say

[m-jelly]

Hello! ❤️

For your winter event can I please request a SFW first date with Erwin. I’ll try to make it short!

You’ve been sent on a blind date at the Christmas market. You decide to wait at a nice looking coffee stall which belongs to one of Erwin’s friends. 👀 He happens to be there helping them run it on that day, and he talks to you as you wait. Later when you realise that you’ve been stood up you decide to give up and leave. He chases after you and asks you to go on a date with him instead. You end up having a lovely first date exploring the Christmas market together. ❤️ If it gets too long to include the actual date, then no problemo!

As always, change anything you don’t like. 🥰

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Pairing: Erwin x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, fluff, romance, falling in love, first date, angst, emotional, caring Erwin.

Concept: You chat with the handsome blonde running a coffee stall as you wait for your date, but as time goes on your date doesn't show and you feel humiliated. You go running in shame, but Erwin chases you down and takes you on a romantic date.

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Erwin felt his heart throbbing in his chest as he gazed at the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen walking over to the stall he was running for his friend. You were wearing a sweet winter coat, hat and scarf. He saw you looking at your phone and texting. He willed you to look up at him and talk to him.

Erwin's cheeks burned when you looked up at him with your bright eyes. He smiled and stumbled closer to where you were. He felt so nervous and he wasn't sure why. He was a CEO and he'd dealt with all kinds of people, but there was just something about you that made him get flustered.

You hummed a little laugh at how flustered the big blonde in a thick turtleneck jumper seemed. "Hello."

Erwin cleared his throat. "Hello, hi, yes, welcome."

You giggled and looked at the menu. "Anything you recommend?"

He rubbed the back of his neck. "I'll be honest with you, this stall belongs to my friend Hange. She had to go sort her wife out as she had a tiny accident. A-Anyway, I'm running this for her. So...uh..."

You hummed a laugh. "You're cute." You ordered from the menu and smiled. "I'll have that please."

"S-Sure, give me your name and I'll make it right away!"

You told him your name and watched him for a moment. You looked at your phone and stared at the last message the guy sent you. You nibbled your lip more and felt the anxiety slowly sink in. You looked out at the crowd of people before looking at the time. You were early, but that was normal for you to get to places before you needed to.

Erwin saw you looked anxious. He softly said your name and smiled at you when you turned and faced him. "Your coffee."

You took it from him and smiled. "Thanks."

He offered the card machine and observed you. "Are you okay?"

You let out a long sigh. "I uh...I've been set up on a blind date."

He leaned on the counter. "Ah."

You sighed. "I uh...I'm nervous and anxious. What if he doesn't like me?"

"How can he not?"

You blushed as you gazed at Erwin. "Cute."

He blushed hard. "Names Erwin." He offered his hand. "Lovely to meet you and the guy will adore you."

You shook his hand. "Thanks." You hummed a laugh. "You're really sweet."

"I'm just being honest." He cleared his throat. "So, what do you do? What do you like?"

You leaned against the counter and started talking to Erwin. You smiled and laughed with him as you felt so natural with him. You felt as if you both knew each other for years. You felt so comfortable with Erwin. You could see he felt comfortable with you too. It went so well that you forgot about being nervous.

Erwin frowned a little. "Hey, when is he supposed to be here?"

You looked down at your phone and felt your heart sink. "He was supposed to be here ten minutes ago." You looked around. "Maybe he's late?" You texted the guy saying you were at the spot and if he was okay. "I'll keep waiting." You saw people walk over. "You have customers. I'll stand here."

Erwin smiled at you. "Wait here as long as you like, okay?"

"I really appreciate this, thank you."

You looked at your phone and watched as ten minutes turned to half an hour to forty-five minutes. You felt humiliated. You would have preferred it if he just texted you he wasn't interested instead of standing you up like this. You felt rotten and unlovable. You fought sobs as a lump formed in your throat.

You cleared your throat as best as you could and turned to Erwin. "I'm g-gonna g-go home. S-sorry."

Erwin hurriedly closed up the stall and grabbed his coat before running after you. He called your name to see you looking back at him with tears in your beautiful eyes. He slowed down and panted as he looked down at you.

You rubbed your tears and sniffed. "He stood me up." You shook as you fought your cries. "He fucking stood me up."

Erwin patted his pockets and pulled out a pack of tissues. He pulled you out a fresh one and helped you clean your face. "He messed up. How does a guy let someone like you go? I guess that's why I chased after you. I just can't let you go."

You sniffed. "What about your stall?"

"I've made plenty of money today for my friend. I have something more important to do."

You frowned a little. "What's that?"

He moved closer to you and held your chin. "Taking you out on a date."

Your cheeks burned as you gazed at Erwin. "M-me?"

He nodded. "I'll be honest, if that guy would have shown up I would have still asked you out. You're just..." He let you go and nervously chuckled. "You're too wonderful to let go. We have so much in common, you're fascinating, smart, funny, kind, caring, cute, pretty and you have this dazzling wonder in your eyes that captivates me."

"Erwin, that's so romantic."

"Really?" He sighed. "I'm trying my best. So, do you want to go on a date?"

You nodded. "I'd love to." You smiled brightly and held his hand. "Let's enjoy."

He pulled you along and looked at the different stalls with you. He stopped at a doughnut place and hummed. "They look so delicious. Do you want to share some with me?"

Your eyes lit up in delight. "Please!"

He ordered a couple share one and sat down in the little eating area. He pulled you close to his body and fed you some doughnuts. "I don't know what it is, but warm doughnuts are just the best."

You nodded as you ate. "They're the best kind."

Erwin cleaned your face a little. "What stalls do you wanna see?"

You hummed in thought as Erwin put his arm around you. You snuggled up against him and blushed at his wonderful natural scent and cologne. "I'd like to buy some nice candles, maybe some food and I'm thinking some tea and coffee. You?"

"Same." He lightly rubbed your cheek. "There are so many good foods on here."

You nodded. "It's hard to pick!" You huffed. "If only I had the money."

"I'll treat you."

You blushed a little. "Oh, no I couldn't possibly-."

Erwin hushed you. "Let me. I insist." He cleaned up the area before holding your hand and leading you around the stalls again. He stopped by the candle place and hummed. "Hard to pick."

You picked up a few and smiled. "I think these two are perfect for you."

Erwin sniffed and smiled softly. "Vanilla and sandalwood. I'll buy both." He chuckled as you selected your own. "You know me so well already."

"I'm just observant of very handsome, smart, kind, funny and wonderful men I'm interested in."

Erwin blushed bright red. "Ah, you uh...wow..." He cleared his throat and paid for yours and his candles. "You are getting me rather flustered."

"Good?"

He nodded and took your hand as he held the bag of goods in the other. "Very good." He walked with you. "You know, I don't want this date to end."

You blushed a little. "Well, how about I help you on the stall? I can make coffee."

"I would love that!" Erwin blushed at how enthusiastic he sounded. "O-Only if you want though."

"I want to."

He smiled softly. "Perfect."

You walked to a few stalls and noticed one with baubles on. "Hmm." As Erwin got distracted by a stall, you looked at the baubles and picked one with two snuggling cats in, one black and the other blonde. "Perfect." You paid for it and put it in your coat pocket to gift Erwin at the end.

You walked around with Erwin and let him spoil you. You tried to pay often, but he kept putting his foot down and said you deserve to be spoiled. You laughed and got cuddly with Erwin. You felt heard, cared for and adored by this man. You truly and deeply liked him.

You walked over to his friend's stall and got things ready to serve people. You turned to Erwin and smiled. "Hey, Erwin?"

He gazed at you with his bright ocean-blue eyes. "Yes?"

You grabbed his jumper and pulled him down. You kissed him softly. "Thank you. I had the best date ever today. I do hope we go on many more."

"I-I plan to."

You smiled and put your hand in your pocket and presented Erwin with a box. "I got you something."

Erwin opened the box. "When did you get this?"

You blushed a little. "You were distracted by the fancy pens."

He chuckled. "Ah, well that was good timing." He moved the tissue paper and pulled out the bauble. He blushed as he say a big blonde cat snuggling with a small black cat. He smiled a little. "It's like me and you."

You nodded. "A nice memory of us and a thank you."

Erwin put it back before leaning closer and kissing you. He put the box on the side and cupped your face in his big hands and kept kissing you. He stopped holding your face and yanked you against him by your lower back. He nipped your lip before pushing his tongue into your mouth. He moaned as your tongues moved together.

You and Erwin felt complete as you both kissed each other as the cold winter air tried to grip you both. You both felt so warm and loved as if you were meant to do this for the rest of your lives. You forgot all about your blind date. You were falling in love with Erwin and he was falling faster for you.

Erwin pulled back and tapped his forehead against yours. He panted a little and spoke in a deep voice laced with desire making his chest, pressed against yours, rumble. "You're mine now."

You nodded. "Yes, Erwin." You nibbled your lip as you smirked. "I'm all yours."

[riewritten]

advancing the twerking erwin agenda ft. @frenchdyer brainrot

[koulakoukoula2003]

Sweet loving erwin smut with y/n please 🥺

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You sighed his name when you felt his arms all around you. His lips were on your neck, kissing and nibbling and laying down soft little marks that would remind you of this moment for days. Your fingers tightened in his hair and his body moved in slow, deliberate strokes.

His cock was deep inside your wet cunt and your legs were wrapped around his strong hips. His elbows were planted around your head, trapping you there between him and the bed. It was one of the rare times that he'd take you like this. Soft and slow as if you had all the time in the world.

It was a lazy Sunday morning that he had taken off of work and all he wanted was bury himself in that sweet hole of yours and listen to your pretty moans.

You let out a soft gasp and you dug your nails in the shifting muscles of his back when he nudged against that spot that made stars spark behind your vision. You shut your eyes and threw your head back, presenting your neck for him like a beautiful meal.

"My sweet babygirl..." he mumbled against your skin, planting his teeth to your flesh and leaving down a harsher, bigger hickey. Your toes curled when he hit that spot again and the way you clenched around him had him groaning.

He gave a harder thrust this time, knocking against your spot and making you cry out. He pulled back slightly to catch your legs and prop them on his shoulders. Messy blonde hair fell on his sweaty forehead as he stood above you. So big and strong, he could snap your body in half without even realising. He had the body of a God. You had seen him naked before, but it always was a sight for sore eyes.

He pressed your knees to your chest, folding your body into a mating press and the next thrust had him burying so deep, you could feel him in your belly. He picked up the pace as need urged him on, hitting harder inside your furthest spots, your mind going completely blank.

"Ah- d- daddy, s' deep! S' deep, can't, daddy too much... s' too much... Ah-"

His hand snuck between your bodies, rubbing your clit with fast circles that had your body bucking up against him like a bitch in heat. His cock, knocking against your cervix while his fingers rubbed your clit was driving you insane. Your screams, growing louder and louder. You were going to cum and he could feel you clamp down on him.

"Cum for me, little girl... cum all over daddy's cock."

You came on command. He had trained you so well. What a good, obedient little girl. He spilled his cum inside you, filling you to the brim. He leaned down to kiss you, releasing your legs to your sides, wrapping his arms around you.

"Mine,"