#dance the tune

[ihatebrainstorm]

doodle dance break (this song is very upbeat and catchy)

[goldentangerines]

give it up for our dancing queen NEIL!!!

[beardedmrbean]

You already know what's going on,

[systarkitty]

hapy 2014 tumblr!!!!!! ^_^_^_^_^

[rongzhi]

社会摇 livestreams are like crack to me.......

[mizgnomer]

Crowley vs. The Tenth Doctor - Parallels Good Omens Season 2 - Part 2

Season Two's [ Part One ] [ Part Two ] [ Part Four ] Season One's [ Part One ] [ Part Two ]

[psalmsofpsychosis]

so i've been thinking about this

panel for awhile and, it's not even the first time Batman has threatened to beat Joker up with the precise intention of putting him in a full body cast but not kill him.

You know, that threat actually takes a rather maticulous amount of mental planning and physical control. Gettint someone within 3 inches of death but not kill them takes conscious read on the opponent's body language cues, their physical capacity and their thresholds, their highest pain point before their body gives in, and technically a rather comprehensive intimate knowledge on their internal organs and their medical history. Knowing how to bring someone close to collapse but not straight up flatline is actually a rather intricate controlled process that is subject to each individual's physical state at the moment, especially for the fact that we see Batman getting really really really close to the killing line and very much flirting with it, but never crossing it.

And honestly the presence of that threat —which he keeps telling Joker— is so bizarre and fascinating to me. Pray tell Bruce, how much time have you exactly spent mapping out Joker's body and cataloguing each and every point of it inside and out, enough that would enable you to read his minute physical responses in order to know when to pull a punch and how much?

[habken]

Do Bakugo and Deku have to do the Fusion Dance in that AU?

for two 8yr olds in a trench coat yes, that’s how they figured out deku could fuse with people in the first place

[witchofthesouls]

Human eating something spicy: Good food

Cybertronian: You're actively burning and poisoning yourself. Stop eating that

Human: Mmm capsaicin

Cybertronian: I said stop eating that!

Chilis are too obvious and kind to them. Of course, the space aliens are highly concerned by spice challenges, especially with humans attempting to breed hotter, spicier peppers... as a fun hobby.

("Isn't capsaicin the active ingredient in pepper spray?" "Yes. But people enjoy eating spicy food.")

Cybertronians would be blown away by how much agriculture transformed human civilizations... as well as be boggled between humans' ability to endure extreme conditions, yet be so damn bodily fragile and inefficient.

Genetics have never looked so wild in the botanical community. Like yes, space alien, many vegetables are related. It's dependent on the area of concentration to painfully cultivate it for hundreds to thousands of years because some regions wanted something more leafy, while others focused on the pods or roots.

And yes, space alien, many cultivated foods had derived from poisonous origins. Animals (including humans) figured to circumvent it through evolutionary adaptations or utilizing methods to draw out the toxins.

Cybertronians can be impressed by how humans managed to figure that out in the countless preparation and cooking processes in different cuisines across various cultures... yet slap their helms because their funky, little squishy is having so many health issues because of the lack of Vitamin D or a Candida infection, so Cybertronians will unironically go "touch grass" with their assigned/favorite human.

(Cue confused Cybertronian noises when their human explains sunscreen and cancer.)

And fungi, like mushrooms, are a mindfuck within itself as a kingdom to both Cybertronians and humans.

This isn't delving into how other Earth organic species can't consume certain human foods due to toxicity, like dogs and chocolate.

[deathbyoctopi]

Musical demonic cultivation

let’s admit it, the flute is awesome, but what other instruments could Wei Wuxian have chosen for maximum pants-shitting-Wen effect?

A violin?

yeah, still cool. 

What about an accordion?

uhh... no, better not. Maybe...

Wait, this is getting out of hand. 

...how did you even...?

Wei Ying, no.

[schwarzfee]

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Chaggie could solve their little tango problem by just having Vaggie use Charlie’s horns as handles

this is the demon version of ~Safe Sex~

all this asks about chaggie and their "tangos" makes me think of them using it as their code word for smexy time tho XD XD

"okay guys! me and vaggie are gonna head up to bed and do some slow dances, or maybe a tango! don't mind the loud music or any other noises!!!!" and the hazbins are all "UGH they're so sweet and fluffy and pure, waltzing around right before bedtime like lovesick morons" meanwhile in chaggie's bedroom-

[stealthypussycat]

Now in English.

I did something inspired by a Looney Toons episode where Lola's father doesn't let her go out with Bugs, something like that seemed to me with Knull, the symbiote and Eddie hahaha

Although Bombón means chocolate in English lol

[f1-birb]

🎶 it's a gremlin on the golf course 🎶

[tartaeya]

zhongluc nation is this anything

[joaoppereiraus]

Duck and Pig

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