#damnnnn I miss them already

[jeonsbabygirlsworld]

My babies 😭😭😭

[kill4luvina]

"Meant 4 You"

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Bf!Luffy x Black!Reader

Summary : Luffy and Y/n go on a date to the carnival with their friends, only for Y/n to accidentally tease luffy until everyone leaves, and luffy takes it out on you in the car. (Lowkey based off the last story w/ luffy)

Warning : SMUT, Porn with plot, Luffy's Hispanic, Luffy calls reader mama, not proofread, car sex, public sex (i lost all motivation to write this mid way thru.)

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"MAMAS!!" "LUFFYY!!" You'd both yell in sync as the two of you would run from opposite sides of the parking lot jumping into eachother arms. Luffy carrying you as your arms were wrapped around his neck and legs around his torso, as you took in his intoxicating aura you missed. His Yves Saint Laurent cologne mixed with a earthy weed aroma completely drowning your senses. He'd hold you tightly as you laughed at him planting kisses all over you face telling you how much he missed you. His eyes softening when you told him you missed him too, before he finally gave you a kiss on the lips making you smile into it when you feel him playfully bite your lip. You'd pull away jumping off of him as your friend group stare at the both of you some annoyed (law & luvina..) others in awe. The both of you had totally forgotten this was a 3 man.

"Y/n... If you and this nigga don't get a fucking room." Your Bestfriend Luvina would roll her eye walking over to one of luffys friend's Law aka her bf as the two walk to the line and start talking. You and luffy following behind them along with the other two friends of yours. As the day progressed, it was 5:38, and the 6 of you were there for about 30 mintues before the other couple wandered off leaving you with Luvina, Law and Luffy. You 4 deiced to go off and play some carnival games to pass some time. You had already gon on one ride, the Pharaohs Fury and Law had basically cried after you and Luffy forced both luvina and him to sit in the backrow. "Luvi.. Why'd you let them make me do that.." You'd hear law in his most vulnerable state ever as he hid in the crook of luvina's neck silently as she whispered kind words of affirmation to him. "Aw their so cute!" You'd smile as your boyfriend looked over and smiled too before pointing at one of the basketball games. "2v2?" He'd ask both you and the other two as you nodded in excitement and luvina nodded too.

Walking to the game you finally took a moment to really look at your boyfriend, like he really put his outfit on. He was dressed in a White shirt with a pair of Red Graphic Shorts you had bought him off a tiktok brand and white forces. He additionally had a Silver chain and watch the tie the whole fit together. "Damnnnn, Luffy you really put that shit on!!" You'd tell him as he smiled thanking you before saying, "fr tho, i really did put this on!" "Yeah, in the dark." Law would say in the background making You and Luvina luagh as Luffy gave him a side eye. "Atleast I'm not- atleast- uhm." Luffy would look for a comeback making law roll eyes as he walked past him. "You can't even come for him because he came out lookin sexy asf." Luvina would say watching her man walk up to the basketball game. "Girl.." You'd look over at her before looking law up and down giving a nasty look, even though his outfit actually ate up.

You 4 would start, the timer counting down from 5 minutes. Luvina and Law would start off strong, in complete sync. Law would make a shot and luvina straight after. Luffy started off strong too but you on the other end, you were struggling real bad. Slightly annoyed you start just throwing the basketball at the hoop, luffy looking over at the timer that was at 4:30 before quickly coming behind you and grabbing a ball. He'd put the ball in your hands before putting your body in the correct stance and pushing your arms up as the ball flew into the hoop easily. "There you go, jus like that mama." He'd whisper in your ear making your face feel hot from slight embarrassment, he'd help you like this a few more times and you got it in each with his guidance. So caught up in the game you didn't realize you were subconsciously grinding into him. "stop.." he'd huff, beads of sweat starting to form on his face.

Looking back, you'd notice your boyfriend was blushing as he held you hips. His dick was practically jumping out of this pants at that point as you felt his complete length agasint your ass. He'd pull himself away quickly before going back to the game and completely locking in so the two of you had a chance of winning. Not much longer the game would end and the score was 53-54, a very very close tie and shockingly you and luffy were the ones that won. "Ya'll had to have cheated.." Law would say annoyed as he watched you pick out the prize at the booth wishing it was Luvina instead. "Yoo, can we go on a ride?!" Luffy would say excitedly pointing at the biggest ride there. "Sure why not" "Yeah I'm down" "Only if luvina's going."

"Why the fuck did I agree to this." Law would mutter, keeping a blank expression even though he was actually in tears. He didn't understand how he found himself on the biggest ride in the carnival, in the back row between the 3 of you. After the ride, You and Luffy couldn't help but die laughing at the fact Law was genuinely afraid of heights so badly, to the point where he was frozen completely through the full ride. "Baby, you okay?" no response. "law, cmon snap outta it." still not response. Luvina was getting worried, he's never been like this and she had no idea what to do. "Uhm, guys.. I think he just needs some rest, we'll see you guys tomorrow." Luvina would wave bye to you guys as she held laws hand guiding him back to the parking lot. "baby? answer me please?" you'd both hear her asking as they soon disappeared in the crowd. "Aw.. Poor law." you'd say feeling bad that you guys had in a way peer pressured him into the ride. "Right.." Luffy would say, he was still hard, trying his best to not just bed you over right there and then. "I think, we should go home too." Luffy would add as your agreed.

Little did you know, you had just walked into a trap. You don't understand how or when but your found yourself in the backseat of luffys Black BMW i7. Eye's rolling back as you feel your boyfriends fingers deep in your pussy feeling his eyes on you as you tried to push him away. Usually he'd love watching you struggle but after today, he wasn't in the mood. "Touch my head again and i'll stop," He'd say firmly watching your hands slowly pull away as he brought himself down and started eating you out. You'd cover your mouth as you caught yourself starting to moan a little too loud, head falling back as soon as he found your g-spot. "FUCK!" you'd moan loudly, muffled between your hand. Subconsciously, the hand on your mouth flew to his head feeling your orgasm wash over you. Feeling your toe curl as tears started to fill your eyes, you'd bite your lip as your eyes rolled back once more and you came in his mouth squirting.

"Your so good to me." You'd hear him mumble into your pussy licking up all your juices overstimulating you. He'd bring himself up giving you a long sloppy kiss as he'd pull his shorts and boxers down pushing his dick agasint your entrance. Teasing you as he'd rub agasint your slit making you moan into the kiss before he pulled away finally pushing it in. "Luffy- Fuck!" You'd moan as you felt his hands on your thighs keeping your legs spread as he slowly started pounding into you. His eye focused on where the two of you connected as he let out soft moans, you'd notice making your whimper because you loved when he got venerable with you. Only thing was you didn't understand why it had to be in the car, in the parking lot of a carnival at 7:50 pm. You'd almost start crying as you felt him speed up leaving hickeys all over your neck as started hitting places you never new existed when he pushed you legs farther back.

"Mhph!" you'd cry covering your mouth as you looked down noticing a creamy ring appearing around his dick. "D-doing so well mama." He'd say before hiding his head between you neck giving you more kisses to try and stop himself from moaning. "Too much!" you'd cry out as your hands flew to his back, starting to scratch him with your pretty nails he had paid for the other day. Leaving red scratch marks as you feel yourself getting thrown off the edge, having another overwhelming orgasm crash you as your body shook. You'd close your eyes tightly, feeling yourself squirt again, but not only that but this time you'd feel a warm liquid fill you. Leaving you feeling so cozy and content as you feel your boyfriend hug you giving you soft kisses. He'd slowly pull out before pulling his pants back up, before laying you down more comfortably pulling out a blanket & pillow from the small basket he had in his car just for you. cleaning you up with some baby wipes that were also in the basket, giving you a kiss before going into the front seat.

just know when yall got home, he ran you a warm bath and spent time in it with you before taking you to his room and watching a movie til yall fell asleep. luffys the best boyfriend <3

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[tfw-no-tennis]

csm ch 145 liveblog !!!

ayyy let's go

damnnnn so public safety fucked up the csm church that fast huh.

and they're conscripting all the teens from the church into their ranks as interns vhbhaduhfsuaif literally stealing the cult's child labor forces lmfao

oh damnnn they know about yoru

oh damnnnnnnn they know how her powers work

I gotta say I have been wondering where public safety has been in this part. we haven't seen much of them until now...I did kinda miss them and their weird kinda scummy wildly varying vibes

'the devil name consultant' wtffff that's cool as hell please tell me more

them already talking abt the csm church in past tense makes me hmmmmmm...I feel like they aren't dead yet. specifically barem, he almost certainly has something more up his sleeve

DENJI SIGHTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barem bluescreen lmao

the way he's just getting arrested in broad daylight at this amusement park after he tried to orchestrate the killing of a bunch of children. I have to laugh

sexual assault-chan trying to recruit him lmao that seems to be the #1 way public safety gets employees these days.

or like, ever, honestly

oh damn oh shit I feel like barem is for sure up to something. hhhhh

justice devil is to csm part 2 as buggy the clown is to one piece. shows up early on then just keeps showing up, improbably

oh what the hell this is so cool...the etymology of devils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yesssssssss so fucking interesting

the implication that there could be (is?) separate fairness and equality devils....suuuper cool oh man

oh shit so the chainsaw man church is somehow breaking the rules of how devils/devil powers/devil contracts work????

are they saying that someone in the church had a justice devil contract and summoned the justice devil/used its powers, despite it having been killed not long ago??? oooh

oh??? NOT the justice devil??? hmmmmm

either that's true and there's another devil afoot (fakesaw man??? where's he at. what's the deal) OR they were right initially and there's some OTHER flavor of fuckery going on

ASA SIGHTING FUCK YES WE ARE WINNING

looooove how even tho asa looks cool as fuck on all the posters and while hunting devils, she's still truly a failgirl bc she (kinda accidentally) became the poster girl for a cult 😭😭 love her sm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING DOOR GODDDDDDDDDDD STOP THIS I have such bad door PTSD in csm only

OH FUCK ITS PUBLIC SAFETY (PROBABLY) !?!?!?

asa yoru fight scene? please? please? maybe? please?

OH FUCK ASA FUUUUUCK YES

asa beating the failgirl accusations (for now?)

SHE HAS A PLANNNNNNNNNNN and yoru plays a part ooooh oh man ooooooh

LOVE the agency asa has taken regarding her powers. so so cool thematically I wanna talk abt that some time

yoru is like fuck. that's cool. asa is cool. fuuuuuck

yesssss fuck god I love asa and yoru's relationship ngl. so interesting and I really have no idea where it's going. they could end up fighting each other to the death, or fighting someone else to the death FOR each other. time will tell

OHHHH ASA SO COOL

YOSHIDA??????????????????????????????????????

AND ITS YOSHIDA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR GIANT TENTACLE

barem singing kumbaya while getting arrested is SOOOO cult leader of him ngl

denjis like ok that was weird. whatever lets go home. King

sexual assault-chan just staning there like :D? lmao

OHHHH THIS IS SO FUCKING OMINOUS GOD.

him singing kumbaya over the sunrise. SOMETHING IS UP I SWEARRRRR or its tension-building misdirection. either way....

YOSHIDA CUTTING ASA'S ARM OFF???? HELLO????

is yoshida singing kumbaya too???? I'm 99% sure it's just barem's singing over the panel but that scared me for a sec thinking yoshida was involved w/that

FUUUUCK ARE WE GONNA GET YOSHIDA VS ASA. DAMNNNNN

HYPE AS FUCK HOLY SHIT.

okay but really I think there is more to barem. idk, I think he's the villain of part 2. that might be bold to say but that's the vibe I've gotten since he was introduced

I dont thiiiink it's fami, we havent seen her in a while and her motives are still...hmmmmm....uncertain

also I think that would be too similar to makima. I mean they're very different character-wise, just similar powers-wise I guess, w/them being sisters

barem is so creepy and I think there's a lot going on w/him that we haven't seen yet. plus him being a major villain would be SUCH a cool thematic continuation of part 1 - chainsaw man as an idea rather than a person/devil/person-devil, and how that can create a villain even without denji or pochita or chainsaw man doing anything

idk barem has the same vibes as makima in the sense that thing are happening as he wants them to - like he's in control

but also YOSHIDA WTFFFF WHAT IS YOUR DEALLLL

I love yoshida as a character SO much he is SO mysterious and fascinating. I still love the idea that he's kishibes nephew or something

god I want a sitcom of kishibe, yoshida, and quanxi all living together and fighting devils together and occasionally trying to kill each other. PLEASE it would be top tier excellence

anyways yoshida remains an enigma...I mean we did know he doesn't seem to like asa and told her to stay in her lane. and like, can we assume yoshida is with public safety, cause he was hanging w/sexual assault-chan a few chapters ago?

that doesn't necessarily confirm he's a member but still.

so was that him at the door telling asa to come out, or is yoshida a third party who busted in?

it looks like he busted the door down to get in so it was probably him knocking too

also barem getting arrested feels like in the movies when they capture a villain a little TOO easily and the villain is like oh darn u got me. and then they're in jail like ohhhh I'm in jail darnnnnn and u just KNOW they're gonna pull some shit

I MAY BE WRONG but based on Vibes Alone this guy is fuuuucked up

my GOD i'm so hype for more okay. phewwww

[folklauerate]

MmmmKAY

I’ve read the Professors AU twice already because it’s so soft and sweet and I miss Kate being cared for in fics.

The wedding headcanon??????! crying. it’s too perfect.

I dunno, my favorite of yours has always been the Royals AU but the Professors are really about to trounce the them. WHAT CAN I SAY? I’m a slut for age gaps and daddies. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It really is quite soft and tender :,) Anthony taking care of Kate in little ways, ways that aren’t presumptuous or condescending or rude, was very important to me in this oneshot! He’s at this point in his life where his siblings are grown up and it’s really just him and his cat and he’s a natural caretaker. And Kate is at a point in her life where she’s sort of striking out on her own properly, after having been the one taking care of everyone around her but herself, and they fall into this really lovely dynamic as a result. Honestly, though, they do both take care of one another, I think, which is 🥺 That’s Kathony to me. Just being the person who knows and understands the other person’s needs and how to be there for them.

Also damnnnn this taking top spot over royals au is wild! Haha let’s see if the next royals au update changes that 👀

I’m also writing a different age gap oneshot where Kate is the one that’s older (and pregnant) so maybe that’ll come for the top spot lol!

[greenorangevioletgrass]

Omg I’d never thought of pornstar!haz before but damnnnn now I’m imagining it 🥵🥵 I think he’d actually really care about his scene partner and idk if you’ve ever seen love actually but those scenes where they’re filming a sex scene but it’s really cute and awkward that’s how I imagine it 😂 but THEN haz starts the scene and he’s so rough and hot and 🤤bahsjdmskdkdk

I NEED THIS 😭

[finishing hoe for haz asks]

That is EXACTLY my inspiration!!! omg okay i need to write this meet cute now!

cw: pornstar!haz, pornstar!reader, breakup sex but not really, but smut (oral - f, fingering, edging, face slapping, unprotected sex), fluff

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"Hi, I'm Harrison," the cute boy warmly greets you, offering his hand.

It's kind of strange to shake hands in this state of undress-- well, your state of undress; his blue jeans and white t-shirt can't compare to your soft pink bodysuit.

"Hey, Harrison. I'm Y/N," you return his handshake and his smile. He's cute and surprisingly courteous --didn't break eye contact from you once even to glance at your generous cleavage, and you think,

Huh. That's new.

"Alright, guys. Are we ready?" the director, a veteran porn star in her late 40's, gathers them up for the final briefing. A walk-through of what's about to happen. Make out here, finger there, fuck on this mark, change position on the second mark...

And before you know it, it's time to start the scene. With barely any time to make small talk.

You're on your mark, sitting on the side of the bed, while Harrison stands just out of frame.

"Camera rolling and... ACTION!"

"Well. That's all of it." Harrison stops in front of you, motioning at the box of his belongings in his hands.

"Great! Don't let the door hit you on the way out," you deadpan.

"Great."

"Cool."

But neither of you move. You just glare daggers at each other. And it’s not that difficult to feign that lingering attraction; Harrison is very pretty to look at. His baby blue eyes harden with the rest of his features, and you can see his defined jawlines flexing as he stares you down. Strong hands gripping the handles.

So it feels completely natural for you when you cave in and say,

“Obviously this is gonna be a huge change for both of us. So...” you cross your legs, fully aware he’s watching. “How about one more fuck for the road, hm?”

He laughs mockingly. “What, you miss me already?”

“Ugh, wouldn’t dream of it,” you scoff. “I’m just giving you something to remember me by. ‘Cause you know I’m the best damn thing you’ve ever had, baby.”

The intrigue finds its way into his frown. He puts down the box and bends over you until you had to scoot further up the bed. He leans in so close, his nose nearly touching yours.

“You fucking wish you were... baby.” he sneers on the last word, leaning in for a winning kiss as he gets the final word.

Except he doesn’t.

You shove him away with a condescending smile. “I said one last fuck, not one last kiss.”

He bites the inside of his cheek. “Alright. Suit yourself.” he shoves you into bed and pulls you in by your thighs, yanking your panties aside.

He licks you with all his might, sucking your nether lips and clit like he's thirsting for it. So he's good at what he does, you note. He's got you gushing into the bed in no time, catching your juices with his tongue and fucking it back into you.

"Fuck--" your hand flies into his hair, trying to grasp his sandy curls, but he catches your wrist and pins it down.

"Nah. If I don't get to kiss you, you don't get to do this either." he chuckles darkly.

That wasn't in the script, but you're too fucking hot and bothered to care. And he seems to catch on. Harrison slides a finger inside your sopping, gaping hole and sends you squirming underneath him. He pumps it in and out, in and out, and decides it's not enough.

Soon he's properly fingerfucking you, making a moaning, gushing mess out of you. And he lets you grind into his pretty face for a while. Indulge.

Up until the very last moment.

He feels you inching closer and closer to your first orgasm and he pulls away. Completely. Until the only place he's touching you is on each kneecap, just to keep you spread open.

"No, come on. What the fuck?!" your words hold no weight in a pathetic little whine.

"You were saying, baby? Hm?" he mocks you some more, frustrating and infuriating the shit out of you.

"Go fuck yourself," you snap at him with every bite left in you.

"Oh, I will," he replies defiantly as he unbuckles his belt.

"AND CUT!" the director calls out. "That was great, guys. Let's move onto the next shot."

And just like that, as the camera and lighting crew moves around, Harrison relaxes and approaches you courteously. Respectfully. "Hey, you good?"

"Hm? Yeah, I'm fine," you shrug off, still a bit dazed from the edging. And quite frankly, a tiny bit disappointed that you didn't get to see his dick because you're very intrigued now. "That was really good. Where the hell did you come from?"

"Surrey," he blushes. "You?"

You open your mouth to answer, but a PA steps in to hand you a bottle of lube. So you go on about your hometown as you lather a generous amount of lube between your legs.

"So yeah. I worked in Chicago for a bit, but now I'm here," you conclude your little story.

"Chicago? Nice. What's that like?"

"Cold," you answer immediately, making him laugh.

He doesn't set off your weirdo alert. On the contrary, he puts you completely at ease. You feel even more ready to take on the scene now that you have a decent person (so far) for a partner.

"Everyone ready?" the director calls out to the room.

"Just let me know if I'm being too rough on you," he quickly says before right before you hear ACTION!

Harrison unbuckles his belt, tears his t-shirt off and stands up to step out of his jeans, cock springing proud. All lengthy and pretty and veiny like his arms, and your newfound excitement is easily concealed as familiar lust between a long-term couple.

He crawls into bed, hovering over you and grabbing your face with one hand. "You want me to go fuck myself? Alright. Why don't I fuck myself into you, how about that?"

The tip of his cock nudges your entrance and you spread your legs wider to let him in. But you maintain the scenario and spits out, "Fuck you," right to his face.

His hips snap towards you and in that one swift motion, he sheathes all of himself inside you. You gasp at the sensation, eyes watering up at the delicious stretch he's giving you-- he's a lot longer and thicker than he looks.

He looks at you, trying to read any signs of discomfort or resistance, but you remember that this is still a performance. A job.

"Stop fucking staring at me." you slap him on the cheek and snapping him out of his daze.

"Yeah?" he starts thrusting into you hard and deep. "Well, stop being a fucking brat."

You slap him once again. And again and again and again. He picks up his pace every time your palm lands on his cheek and it feels like heaven. The throbbing between your legs is tantalizing, and the wet, filthy kisses he leaves down your neck and all over your chest is... simply incomparable.

"CUT! The lighting's not quite right, guys..." The director all but jumps out of her chair to give orders to her crew, adjusting the setup.

Meanwhile, Harrison slowly pulls out of you, his whole face and body language softening once more. "You good?"

"Uh-uh." you breathlessly nod as you sit up. "I wanted to say you fuck like a porn star, but uh... You already are."

He laughs openly --and God, what a lovely laugh he has. "I don't know about 'star...'"

"I'm serious!"

"I'm just starting out," he adamantly brushes it off, a (super adorable) bumbling, British mess sitting cross-legged in front of you.

"Well, regardless, you're doing great so far-- so far. Don't get cocky." you nudge him lightly with your knee. "How did you get into the business, by the way?"

"Well, I started out as an escort and... some clients suggested it --like, I started hearing it from a bunch of different people and so, you know, I gave it a shot."

You hum intently. There's no doubt Harrison would make it in porn; the guy is as handsome as a god. And from what she's seen and experienced so far, he's only gonna get more popular from here on out.

The lighting adjustment takes a while, but it doesn't matter. The two of you are perfectly comfortable chatting and getting to know each other, trading stories of your experience in the industry.

It takes you a whole 5 minutes to realize that neither of you were wearing anything-- that your pussy is still throbbing from his cock, and that very cock is coated with your own arousal. He simply moves the conversation along, making a stupid joke about lubes that send you keeling over in laughter, and you decide,

You like this guy. You're gonna get on like wildfire.

[emeraldenha]

“hi,” the boy smiles awkwardly. “I think I accidentally took your coffee, you should have mine as well.”

KSJWJWUBEIEJEUENSOWO1UJSO1M

“forgot I was wearing this shirt. I mean belift. wait, what? I mean my sweatshirt. fuck, I almost knocked over your coffee. but yeah, my belift sweatshirt… you probably knew what I meant. sorry, I’ll shut up now.”

i will cry if he doesn't become my boyfriend rn .

ryujin and jay + hoon and yeji Jealousy Jealousy idk who i want to be between them

“I just want to understand what it’s like, give romance a try and all that.”

i'm here for you just give me a chance awkward nerd jake 🙏

“no, you’re just smearing it,” he reaches his hand out to lightly cup your face, wiping the mess with his thumb. “there, all clear.”

WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW i want this too 💔

“I should go inside,” you say, causing jake’s attention to immediately withdraw from your lips. “I’m feeling a little tired.”

NOOOOOOOO 😩😠 no but actually understandable he's still a sort of stranger so

HELPPPPPOEJHWBWHSJ THE SET UP AT THW MOVIES their acting ���� so realistic 😍

OH THEY GOT RED AND BLUE SLUSHIES we all know what's about to happen .......

nvm it didn't 💀

“ah, my own friend is stealing you away from me,”

JSUWUWI2UJ1🤸🦋🤸🦋🤸🦋🤸🦋🤸🦋🤸🦋

OMG THWJRE SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭

HELPPPRORJ NOT LAYLA PLEAS2 JAKE 💀💀💀

your eyes bore into his, “you’re already hovering over my face so why not.”

DAMNNNN GO OFF Y/N

okay im done now i can go to sleep but thank you for this pure fluff i needed it 🤞🤞🤞 i loved it sm ahhhh i love your writing style i can't wait to read your next works 💛💛 ph my new year's resolution is dating awkward nerd jake Starting the manifestation 😌☺️

- 🦕 anon

this whole post was dedicated to simping over awkward nerd jake omg I can’t😭😭😭

also the movie theater scene sdjsksks every time I think about it all I hear is sunghoon going “what a coincidence🤭” in the most monotone voice ever lmao

and damn I didn’t even think about the slushie colors like omg missed opportunity on my part </3

thanks for sharing your thoughts babe and I’m glad you liked all the fluff hehe

[trashexplorer]

BLCD Review: Yoidore Koi wo Sezu

Title: Yoidore Koi wo Sezu (酔いどれ恋をせず)

Author/Artist: Hashimoto Aoi

Release Date: 2019/06/28

Cast: Maeno Tomoaki x Saitou Souma

Synopsis: Thirty-two year old Suwa Misumi is a Master of Sake and has just recently been fired from his job due to causing trouble from being "too friendly" since he doesn't like to refuse requests. At the lowest point in his life, he now finds a restaurant he desperately wants to work at. Only problem is that his latest drunken one night stand is the owner!! (Exiled Rebels Scans)

Review Proper

Man, I’ve had it with Shinshokan’s small-ass covers. 😂

What more do I have to say? 

This was perfect in all honesty. Ever since I saw the cast, I knew that it’ll go off without a hitch. These two were born to play these roles, so good on Shinshokan for recognizing that and maximizing on it. What am I saying? I know how much they love Saitou Souma and Maeno bc of their prior work with them. 😂 I’m so excited for Saitou Souma in Love Nest! Also, I don’t think Shinshokan has messed up in the VA department yet. All them other companies better take some notes.

They spared no expense on this BLCD because not only did they get some more dialogues in, everyone you see in the manga that has a dialogue was voiced! And they all delivered! I really loved Marie and comp. And ooh! I can’t believe they got Lounsbery Arthur to voice Yuzuru! Just as I was going: “yo, this guy’s got a good voice”, I find out that it was Arthur! Damnnnn. OH AND KIYO-SAN, MY PRECIOUS BEAN, PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST!

Back to our main VAs, GOD! Saitou Souma is a chameleon, I tell you! There are some parts where I could almost hear Mafuyu, Yamamoto, and Theo, but they were so brief. More importantly, OH MY GOD?!?!?!?! HE’S SUCH A QUEEN!!! I know it’s weird to say this, but when he sucked Sei-san off in Chapter 3 page 135-139, it really sounded like he was giving a blow job in real life???!!!! WHAT KIND OF WORKSHOPS HAVE YOU BEEN GOING TO, SAITOU SOUMA?! I WANNA KNOW AND I WANNA JOIN!!! Also, let Eguchi on your secrets. I know you two are close. The level of believability he has is just out of this world, I tell you. He also did a comedic role back in XL Saizu, but while XL Saizu’s comedy was more unintended (since the characters are oblivious to it), the comedy here was more meant, so there really is a considerable difference. But that was nothing to Saitou Souma because he did Misumi’s changes in tone effortlessly! He could be screaming one second and then making you scream the next—all that without a hint of his Yamamoto, too! If anything, he sounded more like Honda-san most of the time. 😂 What a talented, talented man. I was right when I said that he was 2019′s Queen of Queens. 😌 #BLESS I really gotta thank Saitou Souma for all that he’s taught me because I got to apply them in real life. 😂 I can only dream to be this level of sluttery.

Moving on to Maeno Tomoaki—boy used his Kudo voice I died. Sei-san was already super attractive in the manga, but Maeno Tomoaki made him sex on legs!!! Although it wasn’t Yasumoto Hiroki level feels, Maeno sent me squealing into my bed, too! Mama, I want to be spoiled by this handsome man, too. 😭😭😭 I missed him so much. It’s been a while since I’ve listened to him in a BLCD (Escape Journey’s looks like it’s escaping to nowhere). AND OH MY GOD, OKITSU’S COMING IN NEXT!!! Lord, I want them to have at least one more pairing before I die. I feel like Shinshokan was just looking for an excuse to pair these two up because I don’t think they have yet. 😂 But despite that, their chemistry was off the charts! When I say I want shteamy mattress mambos, this is what I meant! 🔥🔥🔥

But I’m not gonna lie, though I was hyped up about this ever since it was announced, that dissipated with time (this is true with Kanawanu, too). I think I’d still feel the same even if I listened to this earlier. Idk. For me, the BLCD and the manga just dragged on a little bit too long for my liking considering that it wasn’t even that dramatic (the BLCD has two disks btw). But I guess this is all down to personal preference.

There were a considerable amount of added dialogues, though, so that is my only concern. I mean, I’m not saying that beginners couldn’t catch up, but I think it’ll be harder for them to. But do still listen to this if you’re a fan of the series because there’s great pacing, plot execution, and bomb-ass voice acting!!!

[stonerbughead]

Maria watches friday night lights (#27)

5x04~ the Mindy-Becky bonding in this ep fucked me UP

(under the cut)

Oh wow Jess’s siblings outside the window def kills the mood for Vince and Jess.

Omfg Mindy wants to *kill* Becky I’m dead. Also my heart hurts for her going so hard at the exercise bc of her jealousy of Becky’s young body (and to get her job back.) You look great, Mindy!!

Ok so far Buddy Jr. seems like just...a teenage boy but we’ll see. “As long as you don’t make me eat seitan.” “Satan? What is that?” LOLLL BUDDY

“That’s the saddest thing in the world. God you can’t make anything in your life work, can you?” DAMNNNN teenagers are brutal!!! Buddy Jr. just EVIDCERATED his dad lol

Luke is getting recruited by TMU? Damn it’s like a cycle.

Ugh Vince’s dad is at practice now?!

By-week danceeee for the first time in years and Becky’s in charge! We had pep rallies suspended for awhile in my school district so this is relatable.

They’re all harassing Jess? Like that’s your teammate’s girlfriend, chill out. Oh shit now Eric is in between Jess and Vince😂 Lol old married couple in counseling vibes.

Jess calling Vince a drama queen LOL

“she’s the equipment manager. Get used to it. And you, do your job.” Lol

TEXAS LUAU????? That’s the popular theme? Lol I liked Becky’s ideas better.

Her dad is coming home and forcing Becky back there? Oh yikes.

Damn Epyck can really throw down!

Oh god Buddy Jr. like broke in tothe bar and is drunk on the floor with broken bottles?!? damn he’s the most like Buddy Sr...

...and he’s throwing up in a garbage can, nice

awww poor Mindy, they said she could have a day shift at the landing strip?? Becky telling her she looks good and to go back and negotiate for her! Yes, bondddd!

Omg Mindy and Billy’s baby is so fuckin cute

Ew this TA Derek is an asshole. Told her they “shouldn’t do this” last episode then he came over *to her* and asked to get together? Manipulative predator asshole! Did Julie lie about having a date?

Ew is Vince’s dad trying to...keep Vince from hydrating?

“The next time you want to put some romance and intrigue into my life...” lol at Eric being scared of Jess

I love how Tami is using math as an excuse to call Julie. Aw they miss her.

Yesss to Mindy staying to check that Becky is okay and saying “Becky, get back in the car!” when she spots her dad and stepmom put their hands on Becky! She’s a good mom already.

“It’s not who you take, it’s who you take home.” Ok Hastings

Lol Tami being like UGH at having to stay out till 1 am to chaperone the dance! it me

“We’re supposed to have our own little party tonight.” Lol yeah she has to barter for the math teacher at homework club, eric!

“Would you like to get some lunch?” “Yes I would.” I love co worker Tami and Eric.

Omg Jess just told Billy what to do on the field and he gave her the cup to dispose of?? Don’t be a dick, Billy!

When Buddy Jr. makes a “Tami’s rack” comment, I was not okay with Buddy not correcting/chastising! The disrespect!

It’s kinda cute Vince’s parents are *trying* to tell old dance stories, but also they should’ve expected his reaction. “Now those are some good memories. See, I got a different memory.” It’s gonna take time and effort to repair a relationship like that with your son. They’re expecting too much from this teenage boy too fast!

Oh geez did Buddy Jr. steal the credit card while Buddy was in the bathroom? Oh yeah this kid is acting outttt.

Lol now Mindy’s letting Becky stay long term and Billy’s dragging her for it. “we are the role models here.” “I swear to god if you ever jump into her in the shower I’m gonna stab you in the face.” 😭😂

“He said, ‘aw dad I don’t like football. It’s a stupid game.’ Can you believe that?” “Can he play?” “Of course he can play, he’s a garrity! it’s in his blood. He loves football; he just doesn’t know it yet.” L O L

Ok wow yep this era of music in the luau aesthetic lots of grinding mmhmm

“a magical shirt at a bargain price, I’m impressed.” “Well I was trying to impress you.” “You like me and I’m gonna take you out sometime.” WOW you smooth now, Luke! I’m down with it. Becky deserves age appropriate love!

“You call me all macho chismo when I stand up for you.” “It’s machismo.” LMAO but oooh Vince did not have anything good to say to Jess’s valid concerns.

Aww Epyck trying to get into a dance while suspended? interesting

Another EW at Julie’s gross relationship. I reiterate, this dude never actually wanted to stop.

Buddy Jr. looks a lot like Buddy, good casting. Omg Buddy is running after him in a parking lot oh boy 😭

I hope this is a genuine promise from Vince’s dad to make sure his mom stays sober!!

Ew Billy just used Jess’s ideas without credit in the coach meeting. I know Jess is excited that her idea was good but damn this is truly being a woman 😭

Ok so the latest problem child (Buddy Jr.) now must inevitably play for Eric Taylor. CLASSIC

AWWW Billy, Becky, and Mindy playing boggle with the baby in Becky’s lap! Family!

Awww Tinker and Hastings and Vince and Luke at TMU is really sweet too.

Oh wow a bunch of them wanna meet Vince too!! Yay!

[histeetharenotsoft]

honestly i have no idea how i’m supposed to make it to ep 165

because 162 killed me, like 3 times

spoilers below the cut!

ITS GERRY!!!!!! MR KEAY I MISS YOU

but this is the first time we’ve actually Heard him, not secondhand or with spooky ghost echo, just as a normal voice on a tape. and i just want to hug him so much because ohhhh boy he has no idea what’s going to happen and also i am love him

“do i get to hear them?” “perhaps. if you live long enough.” shut up gertrude shut the fuck up don’t just mention gerry dying so casually its Rude

hmmm i might write a fic where jon, sasha and gerry are somehow all the archivist because I Can Do What I Want

ooo here we have more fire in the archives foreshadowing

did. did gerry’s chair scrape when gertrude raised her voice. like he flinched. someone hug this man

and then his voice goes all quiet when gertrude is lecturing him and Mary Keay Can Catch These Hands

“you are occasionally useful despite your foolishness” wowwww gertrude. what glowing praise. don’t just say that to his face come onnnn

but “useful” though. “useful”. i know we already know gertrude is an ‘ends justify means’ type character but goddamn if that isn’t just a perfect description of her relationships with people: categorised by their use to her plans and nothing more

“the network of sinister tunnels that snake beneath the archive” gertrude definitely knows about the tunnels lets be real. she’s just protecting jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore

what i wouldn’t give for gerry to have canonically beaten up jurgen leitner more than once. that’s going in my triple archivist fic

“what happens if we fail” oh. oh no. oh no whats gertrude going to say

“i suspect death puts us beyond their power” hmmm. seems like a fair point but i feel like the end would come up with some fuckery because this universe is a bastard and doesn’t let anyone get the rest they deserve. this isn’t really important to the plot (at least I Hope Not) but the thought of eldritch fear gods being able to reach us after death... chills

“[actual death] is preferable to lingering in a world they control” oh no that’s not good for jon to hear

“they might even stop death entirely.” hmmm. HMMMMMM

“and taxes?” “taxes i imagine will continue” hell yeah jonny get his ass (’him’ being capitalism). also i know the coronavirus lockdown isnt exactly an apocalypse caused by eldritch fear gods forcing themselves through into our world, but considering the shit thats been going on? yeah i imagine taxes would continue

“could it be undone?” “no, i don’t think so” oh no. oh no jon. jon nooo. he’s just playing it over and over and god he must be feeling so guilty and helpless. he also gets a hug. and another. and then three more. then one more but it lasts for like an hour before i have to phase back into my own dimension

TIM AND SASHA i’m still not prepared to hear their voices i love they

sasha is so competent she’s incredible and i am in awe of her

hell yeah tim is drinking his respect woman juice

“jimmy magma. joany magnum? jack magnet” asjdfhakjfhakjhfk tim you’re the best

“what if we kill him” Fuck Off Jonny You Can’t Do That

SADHJA WAS GOIJNG YO QUIKT I AM SJDFHKJLASLKFDJGKSDJHF

holy fuck we got canon timsasha. also “you’re not the love interest”??? sasha was a lesbian. source: me, also a lesbian. who can Do What She Wants

“you might be the character they drop after the pilot” sasha no dont say that!!!! as the character who was dropped after the pilot (ok season not episode but still) i have determined that is Illegal. and yes i know sasha was killed off for entirely valid reasons and not just dropped but shhhh i am hurting

“i dont have anything keeping me here” oh sasha. oh you sweet summer child. i wish that was the case. i really do

oh hey sasha knew about tim’s brother? martin told tim about his CV? THE S1 ARCHIVE STAFF WERE FRIENDS AND I MISS THEM A LOT BECAUSE GODDAMMIT THE S3/4 STAFF DIDN’T FOUND-FAMILY LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO

“no such thing as the real you”? “it’s all just masks”??? jonny stop stop im already dead you dont need to kill me again

(god i fucking hate that i get the stanislavsky bit. i only did drama gcse but the exam was terrible because none of the exam board’s practice questions were even anywhere close so no one was prepared and i spent so long revising all these pointless notes on how to answer the difficult questions and i regret it So Much and any reminder of that fucking bullshit exam i had to do Fills Me With Rage

“if you get eaten alive by improperly filed statements, me and martin will avenge you... we’ll burn this place to the ground.” god i am in pain. not only do we have more archives arson foreshadowing but we also have this line that hits like a punch in the gut because they didn’t avenge sasha, did they?

“i find it highly unlikely this sasha ever even existed at all” “i’m unforgettable” shut up shut the fuck up is this allowed? IS THIS ALLOWED???? because it fucking shouldnt be. it’s murder jonny time lads!!!

is. is jon crying. oh no

and then he gets fucking posessed by the cabin?? i love how the format of the statements has changed its very interesting

The One You Love The One You Love The One You Love

jonmartin are so in love that even eldritch fear cabins can’t not see it. jonny really said “you can read their relationship as platonic... but i am going to do my goddamn best to make that hard for you” huh

and fuck, this statement. it’s so creepy and i love how we cant distinguish which entity it is, because does it even matter any more? the list of 14 was a human creation anywhere, i think the ‘different parts of a body’ metaphor l*itner used is makes more sense now. it doesn’t matter which part of the body is attacking you, it matters that you’re being attacked in the first place so figuring out which part it is isn’t really a priority any more

but i think it’s mostly stranger and spiral? i also get very vague corruption vibes from the description of the planks because “they are warmer, softer and more yielding than the timber they present”? ugghhhh. corruption has often been associated with this kind of ‘wrong’ warmth (think jon amherst) and it also brings to mind that episode where the guy nails meat all over his walls and the rot makes the statement giver’s ceiling collapse. but then there’s the lonely there too, because yes jonmartin have each other but jon says it himself: “it will not let you feel the warmth of joy this love may claim to gift”. just try tell me the concept of being unable to find happiness in love isn’t Lonely, even if it’s not entirely true

but yeah basically i love the merging of entities present in this creepy statement

“our tomb” huh. the pov changes here, it’s gone from talking about jon in second person, to talking as jon in first person. so if jon wasn’t possessed by SpOoKy CaBiN like i thought (because if he was, why would he suddenly switch like this? it doesnt make sense)... then what was making that statement? my instinct is to say it was The Archivist or rather, The Archives talking about jon but like a separate personality, which... yikes

“[this will be] my chrysalis. it is time that i emerge.” monster jon? monster jon. this line gave me chills because damnnnn i love me some good eldritch!jon

“i wanted to leave and hunt down elias” hell yeah jon go and brutal pipe murder that bastard its what you deserve

martin has packed bags already and he brought tea and i love him so muchhhhh

and jon’s smile is AUDIBLE he loves martin so much my tiny heart can’t handle it

“we got this.” “apparently so 😍 “ just tell me you can’t hear the heart eyes in jon’s voice. oh wait. you cant

LET MARTIN BURN SOMETHING ITS WHAT HE DESERVES

“we can’t fight the world, martin” “says you” afkjhasfkjhadkjghdakjghakdgf

to summarise:

get ready for me to type out the same summary for all 40 episodes because jesus fucking christ. jonny’s writing never fails to make me Feel All The Emotions at once. i give this one a spooky sentient cabin out of 10

[shesawriter39049]

“Our Girl” Part 5A Hoseok X(Y/N) X Taehyung (Smut )

Straight smut 3K

I havent been writing much..and you guys made it clear you wanted a part 5 to this series so here ya go! Well part 5A will say lol because there will be a part B..I sometimes leave these up in the air(As in a purposely leave them with a cliffhanger)  but I don't think I wanna do that with this one.

This is still a FWB situation not Poly but for the first time there is a lil MXM just making out/dirty talk though nothing too intense..yet...lol

Warnings-Dirty talk, light cum play, light daddy kink, a lil MXM, kinda public sex...

“God I'm gonna fuck you soooo hard..”The low growl hissed against the side of your neck as his fingers continued scissoring between your walls. Nails clawing into his shoulders through the material of his blue long sleeve. Surprised they actually didn't pierce straight through as you were trying your hardest to muffle your cries. It was pointless to try though, you knew this man got off on that, the sight of you even looking remotely composed just made him want to do whatever it took to bring you to your knees..literally. “Baby..” The whiney twang to your voice earned a arrogant chuckle to stream through your hair as he kept his nosed nuzzled against you , already knowing exactly what you wanted.

More, you needed more and he didn't hesitate to give it to you,“Mmm, I swear I lose all self control when it comes to you, can’t help but give you whatever you want, whenever you want it.” The sound of that alone had you light headed, clenching around his fingers even tighter because it was true, I mean fuck look at the two of you now! “Everytime I touch you I just wanna give you everything.” Letting his tongue take a slow drag up your neck, causing a desperate whipmer to flutter through your throat. “Look at you baby...making a mess all over daddy’s fingers,you just needed me to touch you huh?  You already knew I wouldn’t  be able to stop myself, not with you coming up here like this…”There was a shift in his tone almost a hint of frustration as he sunk his teeth into the side of your neck with a growl, not even bothering to soothe the sting with his tongue. The neediness that dripped along your lips as you cried out only egged him on to do it again, no doubt leaving one hell of a imprint behind“ Fuck, you look so.Damn.Good…” Eyes fluttering shut as you relished in the praise..letting your nails slowly drag down his back. “Hoseok…” the words barley slipped through your teeth they were clenched so tight. Knowing how much he loved when you’d get a little rough with him, which was rare since you knew you couldn't leave marks. But sometimes you just couldn't help it..Especially times like this, when he’s two fingers deep, while his opposite hand held an almost possessive grip on your ass. Making your knees feel like a damn slinky as your arousal dripped down your thighs while he panted into the crook of your neck.”Harder..” left his lips in nothing but a honey coated moan that had your walls suffocating his fingers on command.

The continuous pulsing heat against his fingers as they tried to suck him in deeper and deeper, his name floated past your lips on repeat as you reclined your neck. Giving him more access letting his lips alternate between faint kisses and sucking on the vein piercing through your flesh. The sudden sound of the door creaking had your body trembling in his arms, but the smirk that danced along Hoseok lips as it closed let you know you didn't have anything to worry about, a low chuckle rumbled in his throat as he glanced over at Taehyung “Baby...” The dark, smokey tone in his voice danced through your ears and your body reacted with no hesitation trapping Hoseok's fingers do deep within your core “Damnnnn..” harmonious chuckle left Hoseok's lips once he felt your muscles tighten around him “She just got soo tight Tae, I think someone missed you…” Placing a couple kisses into the side of your hair as your body melted into his touch “Someone excited to finally have both of her boys alone?” You could feel him smirking against the crook of your neck as he added a third finger in slowly. Initially your head was resting against Hoseok’s chest, biting into it as a buffer, but once Taehyung entered he required your undivided attention raising your head to rest on his chin as you watched Tae slowly strolled in your direction.

Watching with heavy lids , as Hoseok’s fingers continuously curled against the deepest niche it could find, effortlyss grazing your g-spot everytime. It took everything in you to keep your eyes open, but you had too, far to captivated by the way his , that were fucking into you mercilessly as you moaned out in pure euphoria “Mmm, is he fucking you good baby?” Humming in response as he leaned down pressing a quick kiss to your lips while his thumb grazed your cheek “You always look so damn good  when we fuck you, you know that?” Letting his index finger flick your bottom lip, reclining your jaw slightly to slide his finger into your mouth, immediately lapping your tongue around it. Before sliding it  between your lips, eyes trained on his as you moaned out against the smooth length of his finger, rolling your tongue against it lazily before freeing it from your lips. There was something really sexy about how focused he was in this moment, zoning in on every motion your jaw made as it suctioned around his finger.

Now it was his turn to gaze at you through hooded lids as he walked behind the two of you, taking a moment to let his eyes drink you in from head to toe. You didn't need to be able to see him to know exactly where his eyes were on your body, when it came to these two men your body betrayed you effortlessly. His gaze left goosebumps in its wake, every inch of skin that his eyes carrased you felt it, even without him laying a single hand on you “What are you wearing??Fuckkk baby…” He almost sounds out of breath which in return made you chuckle slightly, as his hand was replaced Hoseok's on your ass. “That’s the same thing I said, doesn't it make you wanna just bend her over couch and fuck her until she can’t walk?” Purposely only making eye contact with Taehyung, a devilish smirk moved up his face as they both ignored the way you damn near cried at the idea, as Tae’s hand continued Massaging your ass  in his hands, slowly...clenching and releasing his grip. Almost as if he was trying to mold it into his palm, as thin as the fabric was of your little two piece set you decided to wear today you midas well be naked .Immediately closing the gap between the three of you as he pressed his hips flesh against your ass. “Mmm, bend her over ledge so I could eat her pussy from the back, you know how hard she comes when, when we eat her out from the back..” Glancing up at Hoseok as he sunk his teeth into his bottom lip, eyes fluttered shut with a moan at the idea, almost as if he was picturing it as Taehyung spoke “We could both taste her pussy at the same time actually...like we did a couple months ago. Fuck, remember how loud she was...how wet her pussy felt? When we both slid in together fucked her right after” A moan richoteced off your bodies, at the mention of both of your boys filling your pussy up, It was almost like you could feel it all over again, the warmth of Hoseok and Taehyung coming inside you one after the other. “You came so hard, around our cocks that night... you almost blacked out on us..we had to carry you to the shower after...isn't that right baby?”

Finally actually addressing you and the arrogance that danced along his lips as he smirked down at you had you pissed and turned on all at the same time. Both of them creating vivid flashbacks that had your pussy leaking even harder, while Taehyung's lips danced along the side of your neck. Tilting your head slightly to meet his, moving a hand up to cradle the back of his neck. Letting his tongue lick the seam open between your lips, instantly allowing him in to explore your mouth as he pleased. The majority of the day you kept your outfit  hidden under a long bomber jacket..that is until the boys came back from their first break in between filming there comeback special. Once you stripped off the jacket..floating around the room just having casual conversation, since the staff was present they had to be on their best behavior which was strenuous to say the least. You swore they were both rock hard the entire time they were sitting in the break room, which would explain why the choose to keep their coats on even though it was far from cold.The way the spandex material clung to every curve on your body in which they both had committed to memory, had them craving you like a dog in heat. And to make it even better before they were heading back onstaged you decided to let them know via text that you weren't wearing panties under your skirt.

Now here you were, they were supposed to be on a 15 minute break before there last performance of the night…..”Fuck, your so wet…always so wet for us aren’t you baby?” Hoseok's lips brushed against your neck as he spoke, slowly grinding your hips in his hand, while also rocking your ass into Taehyung's dick.Which was getting harder, and harder by the second,bringing your hand up to take a firm grip on the blue locks at the nape of his neck. “Are you thinking about how good your dick fills wrapped around my pussy, how tight and warm she is..is that why your so hard baby?” The purr left your lips in more of a moan they anything else and you knew damn well what you were doin, the smirk on Hoseok’s face let you know he was enjoying the show. . But it seems Tae wasn’t in the mood for your little games as the grip on your waist got tighter, no doubt leaving a bruise in its wake  “Mm, have you tasted our girl yet hyung? I can smell her...she smells so good…” You could feel Hoseok smirk against the  slide of your neck before pulling back from you, curling his fingers upwards, for one long darg. The pressure almost making your knees buckle, as if he was trying to collect as much of your juices as he could. Pulling back to lapp his tongue around them, humming in content, as if you were the best thing he tasted all day. Before Reaching over your head to grip Tae by the neck, sliding his tongue passed his cherry stained lips to let him get a taste for himself. The site alone had you ready to come all over Hoseok's fingers, as both men moaned in content at the taste of your juices against their tongues. You watched the way both of their necks rolled in synch with each other as the kiss got deeper, it was obvious who was in control as the mankane’s head reclined slightly giving his elder more leverage.

The pleasure only amplified as you moved one hand in front of you to palm Hoseok's, length through his pants and one behind to meet Taehyung's. Leaning forward to latching your lips onto Hoseok collarbone..sucking down with mulishous intent, zero fucks given you wanted him to look down and get vivid flashbacks.  You knew he’d punish you later for making him before a live broadcast but it’s been a fucking month. He can’t blame you for your lack of self control, when he’s fucking you open while making out with Taehyung right in front of your damn face.

“Hoseok, Tae…” You were whining at this point making both men break away form the kiss with a snort. For two reasons honestly, one you were feeling bratty because they were not paying you any attention and two...you need more. He either needed to make you come or stop, but he was purposely shallow finger fucking you, and you knew it. “Na-uh” sliding your hand away from his dick which was beaming through his pants so hard it mideswell  had a spot light on it. “I’m not going on stage with a boner because you can’t behave baby, hands off until we get home tonight…” Before you even had time to complain in regards to Hosoeks request

Taehyung, moved between Hoseok and yourself dropping down to his knees in front of you, “I’ve been thinking about this for days baby….”propping on leg over his shoulder before diving straight in propping on leg over his shoulder, before laying his tongue flat against your heat. Glancing up at you as he took a long slow drag from top to bottom, “Fuck I missed you...” slurring his words into yours folds , sending each word vibrating through your core, while his tongue continued exploring your lips. Making sure to caress inbetween every crevices he could find before sucking your clit between his lips. You would have sworn your clit was a damn  straw with how tight and strong he started to suck against the tip of your clit. All the blood immediately rushing to the head, as he felt your bud harden between his lips. “Oh fuck, Tae, baby please don’t…stop” You were already begging due to how close you were, as Hoseok's fingers were still pushing against your heat.. All of your sense felt amplified it was like your body was on a high tonight, you just missed them..  A lot, the way they could fuck you like they hated you, and two seconds later hold you like you were the most precious thing in the world. Or even just the way ,they , treated you like a damn princess...even if there wasn’t a label on  it..even if it was technically a secret. It always felt worth it.

Gripping onto Hoseok’s shoulders for support, locking your eyes with his as he bit into his pouty bottom lip, “Oh my god,baby I can hear how wet you are..fuck...Your gonna be a good girl and come all over Taes face aren't you?” All you could do was moan at the sound of that afraid if you tried to talk you’d cry out the way you really wanted too “Yeah? God, I wanna feel you come around my dick soo bad baby….” You could hear him getting more and more turned on as he spoke. The sound of Taehyung moaning against your heat, feeling every vibration rumble through your body, if you didn't know any better you’d swear he was the one getting head right now from how loud he was. You could feel the way you were dipping down your thighs, as his middle fingers teased your ass, using your juices to skim over the entrance. Not wanting to slide in unless you were comfortable with it..”Yes, fuck yes….’’ Alternating between sucking on your clit and rolling it slowly against his tongue, as he slid his middle finger in...going straight to the brim. It was clear he knew they were pressed for time and he didn't plan on teasing you today, applying steady pressure exactly where you needed him most.  A gasp left your throat , as you dug your nails even deeper into Hosoeks shoulders, facing contouring in pleasure, gripping him by the back of the neck. Sliding your tongue into his mouth, it was messy, needy, sloppy but you were too close to coming and you were getting way too loud and there wasn't shit else you could do about it. Sliding your hand down his stomach, toying with the zipper on his dress pants “What the fuck did I tell you? Hands off....” Nipping at your bottom lip, before sliding his tongue back into your mouth “Make him come baby,  If you wanna come, then you need to make him come…” You could feel his big brown eyes gazing up at you , as he rolled your clit against his tongue “I want you to make hyung come all over himself.....” Both Hoseok and yourself damn near choked on that, Tae never..tried too..will say overstep his boundaries when it came to who was in charge sexually. You watched Hoseok abruptly slide his fingers from your heat, a low whine leaving your lips due to the lack of stimulation, bringing them over to Taehyung's lips who welcomed them effortlessly. Sucking them clean with a almost devious chuckle, as he felt Hoseok yank them from his hold so quickly it made a “POP” bringing his hand over to grab Tae by the nape of his neck. “Excuse me?” The sudden growl  his his voice accompanied by the brow raise had you clenching around nothing, as Tae, smirked up at him, chin glensting with your juices.

“I’m sorry have you forgotten who's in charge here baby?!” tugging even tighter until Tae had no choice but to look him dead in the eyes,you could physically see the shift in Taehyung's body at the sound of the endearment. It was like a wave t of submissiveness washed over his body at the sudden growl in Hoseok's voice. Yet  there was something about Tae deciding to purposely rile Hoseok up that turned you on even more. It was almost like the two of you had the same thought as his eyes flickered over to yours. Both of you wanted daddy to come out and play tonight...”No sir…” His tone was almost menacing as his hand starting to work its way up Hoseok’s inner thigh while yours undid the clasp on his pants and brought his zipper down. You watched his jaw tighten as he glared at both of you, eyes daring you to continue...“Daddy if you want us to stop just say so…” Your tone was so condescending it was almost offensive as a smirk moved up your lips, you watched his nostrils fair, as he tried to compose himself “You already know I’m not going to tell you shit, if you want it take it.. but just no if you do this…..the two of you are in for a long fucking night….” A moan left both Taehyung and your lips in unison at the sound of that, brining your hand down to Tae’s lips, taking the hint to spit in your palm. “You really wanna play this game with me tonight?” Brow arched at the implied question the sudden timber in his voice had your pussy pulsing even stronger, not even bothering to respond as you slide your hand past the waistband of his boxers taking a firm grip on his length which was already hard.

Swiftly pumping your hand up and down his legeth, rotating your wrist as you traveled from base to tip. Alternating your pressure as you moved..loosening your grip as you got to the base applying heavier pressure right beneath the tip as that way your baby’s sweet spot.You watched the wave of pleasure sweep over his body as his neck reclined slowly, letting a breathy moan roam up his throat. You knew damn well he wasn’t going to last long, while at the same time Taehyung pressed his lips firmly against your clit . Sucking it between his lips,not letting go until you were damn near crying,“Hoseok...” The minute he heard his name his head snapped up, stepping even closer so his cock was damn near pressed against the back of Taehyung head. Closing in the remaining gap between your three bodies, as the two of you had the mankane sandwiched on his knees. Brining one hand over to hike yout skirt above your waist completely so he had free range of your ass. Massaging it in his palm, as you continued stroking his cock in your hand. You just needed him closer, that’s the only reason you called out his name ...and he knew it..just from your tone of voice. 

Resting your forehead against Hoseok's “Fuckkk..” Left both of your lips in unisions as he crashed his tongue into yours. Your moans getting swallowed against each others, as you both suddenly felt your high dangling in front of your face, sliding your hand down the back to Tae’s shirt to claw at his back as your rolled your hips into his face “God Tae...” pulling back just enough so he could hear you singing his praises, you swore you could feel his smirking against your heat as he continued working you with his tongue.The feeling of Hoseok's stealthy fingers curling under to join Taehyung's as a harsh knock hit the door. The words that followed were no doubt along the lines of..hurry the fuck up you need to get changed. “Come onnnn baby...be a good girl and come for us…” the words slurred against your tongue in nothing more than a moan but it wasn't needed you were already close and he could feel it..he was only egging you on. “And how about you be a good boy and come for me…” The purr left your lips so smooth even you were impressed as you smirked against his mouth, the feeling of his dick starting to twitch against your palm as he grew even harder let you know he one ahead of you on that one. “Fuck baby, I can feel how close you are..come with me...come with me…”

That’s all she wrote..if you guys want a part B to this IE..when they get Home and Hoseok going kinda full dom daddy on both of them! Lol show this some love and hit up my ask box…

Love ya as always,

Rocki

[k4nill]

ROTTMNT Headcannons for a Friend ~ S/O being sick.

Sorry i'm damnnnn late but translating this took a me while hahaha I hope you get better soon dear!!! @turtlestanfirst.

Raph

> Calls you all the fluffiest pet names with that sweet "hey buddy" tone all the time you are sick.

> Rather visit you than having you in quarentene by Donnie on the lair (and also to have some time alone)

> Raph is most likely to pick you up for anything, so forget about being able to walk for a while.

> Tries to cook for you, but it's always the same Raph special Hot Soup™ (ramen noodles with maccaroni and spaguetti pasta, Raph is a high-cab guy) still, is warm as his heart and a delight.

> He understands how tired you must feel so he suggest soft activities (having netflix marathons of movies, a console game, board games, BUT NEVER FUCKING UNO HE WILL CRY IF YOU THROW HIM THAT +4 CARD)

> He's the one who would probably ask you if you wanted him to leave or if you want to be alone, he thinks he's too suffocating. (It is a little, but you know, he cares too much)

> Builts a pillow fortress for you and when entering he says: "you need something, your majesty?" He just treats you like royalty.

> Blast your favorite songs and sings for you in the smoothest jazzy voice. (you know his beautiful deep ass voice)

> Let's say you are so entretained you and Raph forget the time for your meds, still you take em, but like 5 hours late.

> Raph constantly talks about his family and friends. He's the one to bring up deep conversations topics (about him being the leader , not being good enough, concerned by his brothers dumbassery) and you open up as well. Raph is full of emotions and loves to be listened to and he'll do the same for you.

>His eyes become crystalline when you start coughing or when the thermometer marks a mild fever.

> He tries to clean your place. Tries, but most likely to trash it a little bit more... Just a little.

> When you told him you were sick he came rushing, didn't even think of getting sick himself, so, after you recover is most likely you have to take care of him.

> Dumb dumb also didn't tell his family where tf he was, so he made his family a little concerned.

Donnie

> Boy thinks He's Dr. House or some shit like he'll ask you all you symptoms and then he tells you with his dorky "Mr. I know all" smirk that is a rare desease that you can only adquire on the amazon rainforest like... You have a cold.

> Doesn't want to get sick (a waste of time) and definitely don't want anyone on the lair sick cuz they are DRAMATIC AF when they get sick.

> So he suits himself up with those NBC suits and ask you to stay in a (previously prepared) station in the lab, which is basically a sickbed with some comfy futons (that he stole from Leon), with a screen near for your entretainment, and tons of pillows.

> Programs Shelldon so you can have your meds on time or if you need something he can bring it to you.

> You may find a plushie in the station and ask Donnie where he got it and he'll tell you with the most monotone and uninterested tone : "Oh I took it from Leon, it was with the pillows, don't mind it, you can take it home if you want"

> YEAH THE BITCH TOTALLY FOUGHT A CAT FOR IT ON THE FUCKING DUMPSTER AND HE'S SCREAMING INTERNALLY WHEN YOU SAY: "Thanks, it's cute."

> He'll work on some project but high-key is not, he's watching you all the time, like you are watching some dank ass memes and look over to see him and he does that "thing", you know when you pretend you stare at nothing when they catch you staring at someone?

> He' wearing the suit but with any barely improvement of the symptoms he'll take it off and get closer to you cuz he misses being close to you.

> Won't allow you to be just in bed tho, he says activity is important. So he takes you out to dance to your favorite songs and his weeb songs. (Bootyyyshaker9000 entered the game)

> When you are getting ready to go to sleep, he tucks you in, gets his caffeine overdose and in your deep dream state he plugs you in a machine to continue to monitor your sickness.

> Gets sick cuz he's a dummy and took the suit to early, also not enough sleep can lower your defenses.

Leon

>Ok low-key the doctor of the family, (I live for this HC of Leon being a doctor) knows right away you are sick when you come in the lair.

> Also doesn't want you in quarentene (Damn Donnie it's not time to test that gigant quarentine snow globe protocol) so takes you to the "Neon City". (Leon's room is filled with Neon signs of all kinds.)

> Lets you use his bed, no questions and doesn't take a no for an answer. (plus his eye mask)

> In the shelfs they are these plants and miniature zen garden, rubik's cube, some origami stuff, figurines....he shows you how to take care of the plants, solve 3d puzzles, even teaching you origami (Leon is a very zen person, if he doesn't have a break from the meme lord he is he would've snapped a long time ago) and his personal favorite: sewing patches to his gigant bed sheet (he started trimming pieces of fabrics and putting em together, remember they aren't rich but resourceful) just to keep you entretained.

> But board games are next level shit, you don't want to play because Leon is a really bad loser/winner he's dumbass and will always complain.

> You two end up watching compilations of memes and vines for HOURS, until you decide is time to watch a movie, but wait its the fucking 69 movies of Jupiter Jim the only thing in the catalogue.

> But you love to reenact your favorite scenes with him, and maybe, just maybe he would let you be Captain Jim this time.

> We all know Leon is really clumsy, yet he's really gentle and soft when he wants to. He treats you the same as always (quoting shitty vines and hideous oneliners from time to time) but he tries to touch you a lot more and if you think of something it's like he already read you mind and bring you what you wanted or needed. Smooth mofo.

> Leon isn't obsessive when it's something mild (like a cold) he knows is something temporary and just want you to keep you distracted, without feeling suffocated or making you feel you can't do anything.

> But if it was something like a broken bone, beatings in general or you having a relapse in any major illness he would get depressed. He won't be as bright with you or with others, his behaivor would shift from 100 to 1 until you get better.

> In this last scenario, silently cries when people he cares about (that are in this state) are asleep, cuz he can't make them heal faster or make them feel better. His brothers snap, are agressive, are short tempered and anxious when they are in this situation, Leon just shuts down and bottles up his feelings of impotence.

>Also another dummy who gets sick, he's a pain in the ass who thinks he's gonna die soon, but give him all the attention an cuddles and he'll be a good boy.

Mikey

>Stole literally all the comfy items (plushies, futons, shelldon, Raph's hot soup) to give it to you.

> Mikey is not knowledgable in med stuff, so he often ask Leon or Donnie about your sickness but won't credit them lol.

> The entire time wears a classic halloween costume nurse hat and wears a white coat and a fake glasses with a mustache when he wants to be a doctor. (plus: makes his voice a little deeper)

> He says that the lair isn't at all like a hospital but the hospital is made by all the good will people of the personal that want to help others, so he dresses up to make you feel in one. You can't help but enjoy everytime he changes from a nurse to a doctor having their monologues about payday and gossiping about the "other" staff.

Dr. Mikey: "Dr. Saenz just told me that he's firing Barbara because he didn't bought him the right sidedish with his pizza."

Nurse Mikey: "hOW DARES BARBARA DISRESPECT DR. SAENZ ONION RINGS WITH BARBECUE SAUCE"

> And takes the game kinda far.

Dr. Mikey: "yOU INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER THIS!!!"

You: "Ok doctor what about if I make a deposit of hugs in the bank for this?"

Mikey:"O-okay!!!! I'm the bank man now!!! (Totally changed into a bank man just adding a red tie)

> Mikey won't turn down your entretainment, neither his. So he'll paint and let you paint saying is your recovery therapy.

> You would have a lot of fun but sometimes you'll feel a little ashamed to show what you did because honestly Mikey is really good, nontheless he'll will always compliment your art and keeps everysingle piece in storage (even things you think he should throw away).

> Mikey's meds skills are basically laugh therapy.

> While his brothers are calm he kinda panics and pretends everything is okay, until he trips on an imaginary banana peel or drops just one of your pills he snAPS and says he's sorry he's not a good enough nurse/doctor in the verge of tears. (Of course you later reasure him his not.)

> He's just so active but he knows you can cope with him, it's sorta frustraiting to him to lower her normal energy levels.

> Doesn't get sick, surprisingly.

[gay-for-thirteen]

Resolution - live blogging

Im am so excited and am ready to see 13 SNAP GIMME DARK 13

Ok my bod is ready

Ive missed this intro so much

Omg preintrp scene?

No INTRO?

I ship the archeologists

Is the doc gonna laugh at them

Ong they kissed #calledit

I love them

Shes gonna die

That thing aint dead

Oh what the fuck

Thats a really naked dalek

Awweee the fam is watching fireworks together

Thasmin

The doc has an alarm for earth #typical

Get out of the water bitch ur gonna die

What THE FUCK

Like zero exposition im diggin it

Gayyyyy thasmin

I love how the doc trusts yaz

Ah yas is so professional

She aint okay

Aweee honeoh shes

Poor graham

Dad dad dad dad

Oh shes mad at him

'So ive heard' what does she mean didnt she have a dad

Graham serving the tea #reckaron

“Gramps“ this is the conTENT IM HERE FOR

That cgi is shit

ok wow damnnnn

DALEK YEAAHHHH

I love thw distorted voice

Yo wtf

The copper is so uninpressed

I hate the dad already

Shit ryan finish him

Tosin is so talented im crying

I love how theyre going at it

“I learned to think like a dalek a long time ago“ ok why do you break my heart like this

Gay man whoohoooo

And hes dead

Shit shes got a gun

That laugh is fucked up jesus c hr ist

daleks can be scary

“Tech skillz“ i love her and would willingly let her murder me

“They've gone without me“ hes so shocked

Youre kidding i WanTED UNIT

Cheap bitches

Grace keeps making me cry shes DEAD ALREADY WHY DOES IT STILL HURT

I want an emotional support space grandad like graham

Shes building a dalek

This reminds me of 13 in TWWFTE

Why doesnt she just back plank

Docs first instinct: “ you dont have to come“

“Its personal“

Shes like a lil cute monkey climbing around

New DALEK LOOK

ITs kinda ugly

Ohhh its coming

Shes so badass ( IM THE DOCTOR)

It so ugly

“You better come pick me up“

I love graham

They finally redesigned the plunger

Im digging it thats the shit

Why does it look so cgi tho

This is beautiful

Daleks actually being dangerous? What? I dont remember what thats like...

Why is ryans dad useful and not an ass

What a monster, no wifi?!

Not even netflix

That mother is me

13 needing her fams validation and agreement is a top notch character flaw yasss queen

Shes one slithery snek

That dalek is so dead

Wait

Sh it

The dalek is a bit naive

Pls dont die aron WHY DO I CARE ABOUT HIM

Beautiful

This was so gay

The last dalek episode that was this good was in season 1 i am so fucking impressed because the fucking dalek was actually scary? Im so positively surprised. The exposition wasnt clunky because it wasnt needed and it worked out beautifully. This episode was a smooth ride through a dalek storyline and had so many magnificent little features and details i loved it. I was a bit afraid of Chibbs picking up a dalek but he did that™. The only thing i wouldve liked more wouldve been a bit more dark!13 although we're getting there.

Overall rating: 12/13

[tfw-no-tennis]

h.x.h.

back after a long hiatus of being too lazy to tag/edit this post...hxh eps 33-34

2 months have already passed! ok then!

gon is such a good boy

i just gotta say....i love zushi. hes so cute. also im pretty confident hes not gonna turn out to be secretly evil or anything. Hes Baby 

ah, so many nen....words. seriously are we gonna b quizzed on this or st

oh god these rancid bitches again 

‘this is why nobody likes you’ vhbakjdshfbajksf we can always rely on killua to roast fools 

POOR ZUSHI LMAO dont worry its not your fault that gon and killua are Anime Protags who are speedrunning a training arc rn

OH FUCK NO LEAVE ZUSHI ALONE YOU CRUST MOTHERFUCKERS

oh thank god killua is here to fuck them up

wow im shocked killua is like, bargaining w/them, rather than just kicking their asses....i guess these guys probably know more nen stuff that killua but STILL, i feel like the crazy assassin shit killua can do would more than cover him 

N O LEAVE GON OLONE

the guy w/the weird eyes looks like hes wearing bootleg kurta robes and its throwing me off

aww so killua is trying his v best not to murder people...i support you my boy. even tho seeing killua obliterate dumb adults is like, the best part of the show

killua out here wearing a gay ass hat

OH BOY. ZOLDYCK THEME AND SCARY EYES....killuas fuckin PISSED 

killua is such a smart boi 

ah, nen stuff

gon angy 

hmmm is killua gonna do something?

OH HE SURE IS. SOMETHING WITH A KNIFE

HELL YEAH FUCK HIS SHIT UP KILLUAAAAA

oh he didnt actually stab him. how did that work. whatever still baller

i love angry scary assassin killua. epic 12 yr old murder moments 

LOVE the anticlimax there

rancid guy #1: that gay kid was scary im gonna leave forever and you should too byeee

these guys are morons lmao they rlly just heard all that and were like weellllll whatever lets fuck it up anyways 

YESSS KILLUA IS HERE TO FUCK THEM UP

maybe THIS time theyll listen to killua

im glad we’re not seeing a whole lot of their actual training, cause i feel like we’re still seeing plenty, and we’ve had a lot of nen info thrown at us lmao 

THE FISHING ROD RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy abt that omgggg i fuckgin love it. i wish that was gon’s Signature Weapon but from what i can tell he doesnt use it much later on :( 

im sorry but all this talk of ‘the tops’ is still so funny help

i wish they put this tops guy’s VA on one of those spinny carousel things at a playground to record his lines, for maximum realism

NO WAY GON MISSED..my boy does NOT miss w/his fishing rod no sir

OH SHIT THERE HE GOOOOOES HELL YEAH 

oh my god i love the absolute disregard for like, physics and shit LMAOOOO 

gon has The Strongest Fishing Rod And Lure Of All Time

YEAHHHH FUCK HIM UP GONNNNN

oh shit blood

damnnnn gon is PISSED. in true shounen anime protag form - do NOT mess w/his friends

ok time for killua to fuck it up

HOW did this guy not Leave after experiencing a slight dose of The Killua previously. fool

love killuas epic flips

KILLUA LOOKS SO BORED BY ALL THIS HBJSDKFNSKF MY BOY

why is killua saying ‘sorry, but im not a normal person’ so funny to me vhbhvjkdfbjaskfd

hes talking about being gay but everybody thinks its cause of the whole assassin thing

killua: lame ass. ive been abused by my family to the point where this shit is laughable. lol byeeeeee

KILLUA IS SUCH A LITTLE BASTARD HBVHDSJKHFSD I LOVE HIM

killua pullin out the baaaaaka 

gon and killua. dating

OH GOD. HISOKA

wheelchair guy Rlly came back to let gon kick his ass too? damn

GON STRONK BOY

gon: i will yeet the FUCKING FLOOR at you

oh god. hisoka leave. just go get arrested for being nasty or st

IS GON GONNA ELECTROCUTE THIS GUY JUST LIKE KILLUA DID LMAO

‘just kidding’ GON DO YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU, MY SON MY BOY,

he blepped ;_; 

boyfwends...

HISOKA FUCK OFF CHALLENGE 

PLEASE just kill him gon. just do it. end him 

eugh i feel like hisoka fixated on gon rather than killua partially bc he could tell that gon is too nice or w/e to just murder hisoka, unlike killua who probably would

ok looks like next ep starts the gon hisoka fight so ill stop this recap here. seems like the minibosses are out of the way, now gon has to fight the main boss...ive been looking forward to this fight for a loooong time now

til next time!

[startofamoment]

Hiii! Can I ask for Soulmates AU + Forgotten First Meeting for the trope mash-up please? :D (With Peraltiago)

Ok you know I’m a sucker for *these tropes* in particular because I’ve written exactly this fic in the past and am planning on revisiting this concept but with a different twist…

I don’t want to give too much away by sharing an hc outline at this point, but here’s a sneak peek at the first part of the new fic! 

Amy’s phone lights up and buzzes, just slightly audible over the sound of Taylor Swift on the radio. She hasn’t known Jake for very long, but she’s already become increasingly familiar with his choice of stakeout jams.

“Is that yours or mine?” He doesn’t turn away from his binoculars, but the digital glow’s probably a distraction out of the corner of his eye.

“Mine,” she says, quickly tapping on the screen.

A single photo pops up, sent from her eldest brother to the Santiago Siblings text chain, no further explanation attached. It’s Miguel, side-by-side with a man Amy’s never seen before, his piercing blue eyes and tousled blonde hair drawing her in immediately. It’s only after a full moment that she notices what Miguel had likely wanted them all to see in the first place: two wrists raised in the air, one pale and one olive-toned, both bearing timers stopped at zero.

She breaks into a wide grin just as a string of new messages come in. Everything from “Finally!” to “Congratulations! When do we get to meet him?” to “OH DAMNNNN. GET IT BRO!!!!!!! THE UNIVERSE DID GOOD FOR YOU, HUH MIGGY?!?”

Amy snorts and laughs, shaking her head at Tony’s texts. He’s right, but she’s not sure she approves of his blatant disregard of grammar or his ridiculous overuse of emojis.

“What’s so funny? Scully send you weird gibberish again?”

Amy looks up and finds that Jake’s smiling at her curiously, his binoculars resting on his lap. Her gaze automatically flits to the warehouse across the street, but it’s as unremarkable as it’s been the last two hours. A quick break wouldn’t hurt.

She flips her phone around for him to see. “My brother just broke the news that he finally met his soulmate. I was laughing at the reactions he’s been getting.”

“Hey, that’s awesome though! Tell your bro I say congrats.”

She looks at the photo again, her expression turning into something softer. “Miggy’s the oldest out of all of us, so you’d think he would’ve met his soulmate first. Nope– he had the longest countdown among us siblings. He’s been waiting ages for this, and I’m just so happy for him.”

Jake hums thoughtfully. “Funny how life works sometimes, huh? How much longer do you have until you meet your soulmate?”

“Oh, my timer hit zero years ago.” Amy shrugs with a nonchalance she’s only managed to develop through time. “It was kind of a crazy day. I must’ve just barely missed them.”

“No way!” Jake gasps, pulling up his sleeve to reveal a timer stopped at 0000:00:00:00. “Twinsies.”

Her mouth falls open and then she does the same, unbuttoning the cuff of her blouse to show him similarly static numbers on her skin.

“Wow, this is crazy.” He lets out a breathless laugh, his eyes jumping back and forth between their wrists. “I mean, I know this sort of thing isn’t exactly rare – the godforsaken system isn’t foolproof or anything, after all – but you’re the first person I’ve met who’s in the same boat as me.”

“It’s not exactly the best boat to be in,” she says, chuckling wryly. “But it is what it is.”

He nods, offering her a smile she can’t help but mirror. “It is what it is.”

send me fanfic tropes & i’ll tell you how i’d combine them in one story!

[hermitknut]

A:TLA watch, part 16

All of my posts on this are here.

Folks I’m probably finishing Avatar today (watching a little now and probably the rest tonight) and… I’m not ready

The Southern Raiders

Oooo katara’s threat on the previously-on. This oughta be good XD

“I’ll take that as a thank you” XD

Ooo zuko trying to stay behind and hold them off

Y’know as a sidenote I really like the little details in this show so much. Like everyone’s just woken up, so even though it’s an action scene sokka’s hair is down.

“I’m about to celebrate becoming an only child!” Bahahaha

HE FELL WHAT NOOOOO ZUKOOOO

Zuko how did you do that did you just magically land on a balloon

BOTH OF THEM ARE FALLING

NICE CATCH KATARA

“maybe you could –” katara you’ve got an understandable point but I’m just throwing it out there, don’t give zuko actual suggestions. He might try and actually do them.

SOKKA AND THE ROSE

Zuko maybe just leave katara be?

Flashback tiiime – aww baby katara and sokka are so cute

Zuko, like “revenge? Do you want revenge? I’m good at that!! Here, have some!!!” ZUKO

“you sound like jet” ooooooo

God this is such an interesting character choice for katara

“usually it’s annoying but right now I’m just impressed” lolll sokka

Honestly I’m so here for this zuko-bonds-with-the-group-one-person-at-a-time thing

Ooo so the fire nation dude was already there??? Were the raiders just there to pick him up, then?

BLOODBENDING UH KATARA UHHHHHH

Lolll he retired

And is being bullied by his mother, apparently

“there are no waterbenders here” omgggg :(

“why don’t you take my mother” jesus lol

Zuko went and got aang for her!!!

“what are you going to do when you face my father?” damnnnn what a note to end on!

 The Ember Island Players

So from the dvd it looks like I’ve got just this one standalone episode before the big finish, which is like… four episodes??? I’ll save that for tonight. But for now… I’ve heard this episode title around somewhere…

Oh it’s THAT ember island? I’m always surprised by what comes back in this show.

They’re hiding at zuko’s house XD

THERE’S A PLAY ABOUT THEM OMG

The poster holy shit

“this is the kind of wacky time-wasting nonsense I’ve been missing” HA

Omg the actors haven’t even said anything yet and it’s already hilarious

God I almost can’t watch it… the second-hand embarrassment XD

Aang being portrayed by a girl in the finest tradition of peter pan lol

it’s like a PANTO I can’t HANDLE THIS

also how does the playwright know this stuff???

lollllll the blue spirit XD

the SHEER LEVEL OF CRINGE ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

awww sokka getting emotional

Toph’s opinion on the play is gonna last about as long as it takes for her to show up XD

“I wouldn’t have cast it any other way” LOL okay fair enough TOPH

A sonic wave from my mouth???????? What

Honestly I’m here for the shots of the old stagehand XD

THE AUDIENCE IS FALLING ASLEEP WHAT

“did jet just… die?” “you know, it was really unclear” OH MY GOD

Oh NO OH NO (zuko and katara in the play XD  XD)

Awwww Aang leaving

“you didn’t really say that did you”

HOW LONG IS THIS PLAY

IS THIS GONNA BE THE WHOLE EPISODE

Oh no that was the whole thing oh phew

Sokka wants to get backstage XD

Omg toph and zuko talking about iroh!!

“the scar is NOT on the wrong side!!” bahahahaha

Oh aang buddy I think you fucked that one up

WAIT THERE’S MORE OF THE PLAY

“unless – THIS IS THE FUTURE” lol sokka but also WHAT

They killed zuko off omg

I do like how they use ribbons and flags for the bending on stage

I mean of course that’s the ending, it’s for a fire nation audience

“but the effects were decent”

WAIT THAT’S WHERE IT ENDS???????? WHAT THE HECK

WHAT THE HECK YOU GUYS

No… confrontation with the writer??? Nothing?????

... 

…okay then.

 Finale tonight, but until then...

H

[collegiatediaries]

HOT BOY SUMMER TAKEOVER

Loverboy by: Hakeem

“Hey babe.” She said enthusiastically on the other end of the phone. “I know you gettin’ ready for the party at Richie’s house, but I was on my way home for the summer and wanted to come see you if that’s okay.”

I could practically see her nervously chewing on her bottom lip waiting for my answer. But she shoulda known by now that I’d be down with any chance to spend time with her. “You know I’m not gonna say no. Bring that ass here girl!” It was corny, but she laughed anyway.

“You so damn corny sometimes.” She teased.

“And you love it, so whatever woman. What time are you slidin’ through?” I asked. I had told Jay we could go to the party at Richie’s together, but I knew I’d have to just come through later on.

“I’ll actually be there in like 15.” She replied.

“Cool. I love you.”

“Love you too Keem. Be there in a minute.” She said before hanging up.

I called Jay, who had to clown a lil when I told him I would be going late, but I knew it was just a matter of time before the kid met his match. Hell, it wasn’t that long ago that I was just like him….

Until I met her.

Not to say I was just wildin’ out, but there was a time I was single… and I did single shit. But then, I met a girl that made me chill out. Both Lyrica and I were about to be Juniors, and she was in the nursing program, so our time together was limited. We make it work though. I had met her my senior year of high school, though at the time I was on my single shit. It wasn’t until we saw each other again during the Spring semester of my freshman year that I realized something was there. Something worth exploring.

We had already made plans for when I made it back to home in a week, but I was happy I got to see her early. Unlike some of my teammates, my dick stayed in my pants, unless my shorty was the one pulling it out. I raced into my room, having jumped out of the shower before I got her call, and put on some basketball shorts and nothing else. I made sure to put on some lotion because a chocolate nigga like me would look ashy without it, summer time or not. I swiped a hand over the waves on top of my head before going downstairs to whip up something real quick before she got here. Most people didn’t know, but a lot of us on the team had our own private apartments. We mainly lived in a dorm on campus, but we had secret cribs. Restrictions prevented anyone other than authorized personnel from getting into our dorms, and rules were rules… no matter how crazy. Then again, I ain’t tryna hear no other dude pipe down no females in the next room. I was messing around with the silverware when I heard the alarm alerting me that someone had come in, seconds later, Lyrica strutted in looking like a goddess in a long red dress and some high ass block looking shoes. Her sandy brown hair was styled in a curly bun, and her brown skin was glowing per usual. I licked my lips as she approached with a smile on her face. “Damnnnn.” I said, gassin’ her up,

She giggled and struck a pose before jumping into arms. “Ughh! I missed you!” She started planting kisses on my face.

“I missed you too.” I chuckled before planting a kiss on her lips. A kiss that that I didn’t wanna stop as I grabbed both of her asscheeks.

She pulled away first, causing me to groan. “How are your teammates? I know Jay is still hoe’n.”

She climbed out of my arms as I shook my head.”That nigga will learn, mark my words. But everybody is good.”

“I wish I could stop by with you.” She playfully pouted. “But I have to meet with the oncologist I’ll be working under this summer for my internship at Hartford and-”

“Baby, you good. Plus, I don’t know if you wanna see how some of them get down anyways.”

She rolled her eyes. ”You’re right. Richie isn’t exactly a good influence.”

I chuckled. “He definitely ain’t, but I ain’t tryna talk about them, I’m tryna get inside you.” I pulled her close, wrapping my arms around her waist before leaning in for another kiss.

I fleetingly thought about King, who was finally meeting some woman he had connected to online. I had meant to text him to check on him, but those thoughts flew out my mind as Lyrica wrapped her arms around my neck and deepened the kiss. I picked her up and made my way up stairs to my room as she wrapped her thick thighs around my waist. In no time, I was placing her in the middle of my king sized bed, taking a few steps back so I could take off my basketball and help her take off her shoes and dress. We were both naked in record time, and I had to pause just to marvel at my lady. I did every time, and at first she used to be shy and try to cover herself from my eyes, but now, she was confident as she watched me observe her from head to toe. All I could think about was how lucky I was as I climbed on the bed, between her legs. She spread them wide for me, and I dived right in, opening her lips and licking her pearl. Her moans and hands gripping my head only spurred me on, and I was determined to make her cum. Within a few minutes of me licking and sucking her clit she screamed through her orgasm. Gotta give her at least one more for the road, I thought, kissing her from her belly button to her titties. I took my time, reveling in the sounds she made as I licked and suck one nipple before moving to the next. When I finally made it to her lips, I kissed her deeply before moving toward my nightstand to grab a condom. Shorty was on the pill, but we both knew that didn’t one hundred present prevent pregnancies. Not to mention she and I didn’t have the time to bring no kids into the picture…yet.

“Let me.” she whispered, grabbing the condom, ripping it open and putting it on me.I watched her closely as I slid inside her wet heat, biting my lips so Iwouldn’t chuckle at the way her eyes rolled to the back of her head as I slid in as deep as I could. Her eyes landed on mine and she smiled. “You always wanna laugh at me like you don’t know how big your dick is.”

I laughed. “I just enjoy yo reaction.” and then I started to stroke deeply into her body. It didn’tr take long for us to go from laughter to trading moans and groans as I grinded into her body. I kissed her lips, neck, throat, whatever skin I could get to while her nails gripped my back and arms. She chjanted my name, begging me to go deeper and stroke harder; requests I was all too happy to oblige. Without warning, she flipped our positions so she would be on top. I bit my bottom lip and gazed into her eyes as she rode me like a damn pro. She looked fine as hell riding me like her life depended on it, eyes closed, and moans getting louder as she got even wetter. I gripped her waist, determined to make sure she got hers before I got mine. I knew she was close when her legs started to quake and then she screamed again, raining on my dick. That spurred my own release. She collapsed on top of me, and I gently moved her to my side so I could get up and get rid of the condom.

“I wish I could stay and just lay here with you.” She said, sadness in her tone.

I shook my head with a smile as I climbed back in bed and wrapped my arms around her. “We have a few weeks for you to do that baby.”

“I know. I guess I should be happy that I’ll be hella relaxed during this long drive.” She sighed.

“And you better make sure you text me every damn hour so I know you’re okay.”

She giggled, kissing my lips. “I will baby.”

Less than an hour later I was kissing her goodbye and watching as she drove off. Call me a simp, but I loved the hell out my girl and couldn’t wait to be up under her for the few weeks I had before camp. Next year I was really gonna be on my grind since I felt my junior year would be my last. Hopefully by the end of the year we all would be celebrating me being drafted. But right now, I needed to take another quick shower and get to this party.

I did all that rushing and was pulling into the parking lot next to Richie’s building when I saw a whole lot of folk scattering like roaches when a light turns on. Suddenly, Jay came into view, letting me know we needed to dip. Guess the loud sirens I heard when I got close to the apartment building were coming to Richie’s place. Glad I missed it, I said, whipping my car out that joint. I looked down at my phone briefly and released that both King and Deacon had texted me. While periodically looking where I was going I quickly skimmed the texts. Deacon had sent a group text telling us to get our asses to his crib for part two of the party. As we reached a stop sign I told Jay the party was moving to Deacon’s because knowing him he aint even looked at the message yet. While we were still at the light I read King’s message. Bruh, you better be at Deacon’s tonight because I gotta story to tell.

Awww, damn, I thought as I cruised behind Jay making our way over to Deacon’s. I guess the night has just begun. I thanked my heavenly Father once again for sending me a good woman and saving me from the BS I had a feeling my boy done been through tonight.