#damn windows xp

[krusebruce]

Worst part about the crowd strike thing is ppl that havnt touched a single line of code making the worst takes known to man and getting 3k likes and when you try to correct them they call you a "tech bootlicker"

[muffinsin]

well hello there 👋🏼

I'm wondering if you could do a hc on the sisters.

after a long and frustrating day they just want to relax and sleep with their S/O so they go into their room...annnnnnd...

They are meet with their S/O asleep wearing a FLIE ONESIE!!!!!! With some of their flies curled up in their arms!!

(unfortunately I don't think flies onesies exist.... BUT let's just image one 💭)

Just think how adorable it would be!!

This has me hella curious whether such a onesie exists!👀 And awh, my cold little heart. How adorable XP

Using this as an opportunity to make an occasional reaction post again🙌

Let’s get into it! :)

Masterlists

Bela

She doesn’t believe what she’s seeing, at first

In fact, she barely makes out that it’s you in the beginning, rather than some…bug pile with the occasional limb

She is careful as she steps closer, as though to inspect the strange pile on her bed

When she sees your face poking out, and hears her own flies buzzing back at her, she feels as though she melts and her heart aches with the love she feels

You look adorable!

Carefully, she pulls the blanket up to your shoulders

She giggles when she spots the fly wings at the back of the onesie. How cute, indeed

All her worries melt away instantly

No more annoying sisters

No more incompetent staff members

No more screaming prisoners

No more expectations from Mother

No more

In this moment, she exists with you, only the two of you

As she moves on the bed, you stir and whine in your sleep. For a moment, she worries she woke you up

Then, you keep sleeping, but are not entirely unaware of the cold nose pressing into your neck and the long arms wrapping around you protectively

She smiles, and with this smile, she falls asleep and rests at last

Cassandra

Truly- she doesn’t quite recognize the figure sleeping on her bed as you, at first

Her first thought? A mutt, a lycan, that somehow found its way into her room

For a few seconds, a wide grin spreads on her lips at the prospect of gutting the creature on her bed, of taking it out and crafting with its skin

It excites her so much, she forgets about her awful day in an instant!

She no longer thinks of Bela scolding her, of Daniela annoying and teasing her over small mistakes and clumsiness

She no longer thinks of Mother’s loudly spoken- yelled- words when she intentionally failed to catch the intruder

Then, however, just as she is about to pounce..she stops herself

Lucky you, and your perfect damn face, she thinks, as it sticks out from the onesie

Her own flies buzz at her aggressively, as though protecting you from her

She merely rolls her eyes at the little bugs

“Scoot!”, she snaps at them, a satisfied smirk spreading on dark painted lips when they follow her command and she is able to slip into bed with you instead

She chuckles a bit to herself, eager to scold you lightly for this in the morning

This, and the stupidly cute wings at the back of your onesie. She doesn’t even look like that!!

Huffing, she decides to curl against you for now. She supposes , she will have to kill you another day for another dangerous idea of yours

Daniela

She huffs and whines as she swarms into the room, positively riled up and overwhelmed from the day she’s had

Not only did she get scolded by her Mother! Of all people

But even Bela wouldn’t see her side of the story,

and Cassandra refused to break Mother’s rules for her this time! She just wanted to go hunting too!

Her sister never cared that she was technically grounded!

Until today, it seems…Daniela groans at the mere thought

Then, on top of that, she lost her sickle!

And displaced her favorite book!

Ugh! What a nightmare of a day!

Still, all her annoyance and trouble is thrown out the window when she swarms into her room and finds you like this

Your knees tucked to your chest, your face partly covered by the hood of your fly onesie

She definitely gushes over you. You look so adorable! Like a mini-her!

She loves it!

And her flies, all over you? Adorable!

She pets them gently and presses kisses to your face lovingly

Maybe, she’ll wake you up

She doesn’t quite mean to, she’s just excited!

Really, she can’t help jumping on the bed!

Or squeezing your cheeks

Or straddling you and turning you to get a good look at the onesie!

When you do eventually wake up, she merely giggles shyly and rubs her cheek against yours

“I’m sorry, love, go back to sleep”, she whispers with a smile

You aren’t about to fight this in the slightest

[brandinotbroke]

What are your experiences with running TS2 in Win 7 compatibility mode, with the caveat that 4GB patch won't work instead?

I've tried both Win7 and Win XP compatibilty mode years ago and both didn't make a difference for me, especially considerimg how pink flashing already happened during Win 7 times. I remember turning off compatibility mode pretty damn quick lol

But I'll use your question to share some thoughts I had yesterday: I am like 99% sure that something with the shaders in the game is going funky, I just don't know *what* and *why*. When you turn on the DXVK HUD, you get a little notification at the bottom left whenever the game is compiling shaders and I have noticed that, for whatever reason, it compiles them pretty often during gameplay. Whenever it compiles, I get a lag spike even though my game runs at a constant 75fps otherwise. And I have also noticed that when I experience sudden pink flashing DURING gameplay (e.g. play the same household for about an hour before it appears), pink flashing usually appears after one of those lag spikes for me. Prominent examples: Snow level changes or witches spawn. Now it would be interesting to see if these lag spikes with pink following immediately after actually always coincide with shader compilation (I haven't tested this yet). That would mean that something during shader compilation SOMETIMES fails, which leads to pink, and I do not think that it is memory because both osab and me have ovserved that our memory is nowhere near full when we see pink on windows. It could still be that the game THINKS it's running out of memory when, in fact, it has more than enough left, but I'm hesitant to call that a "memory issue" because that would take away from the actually underlying cause and gives people the wrong idea if that makes sense.

Something going wrong with shader compilation would explain why reparseshaders *sometimes* helps and sometimes doesn't or even makes it worse (because that cheat essentially recompiles shaders the way I understand it), and why turning off shaders is consistently the one thing that has the biggest impact in terms of improvement. As soon as I turn my shaders on, the game turns into a pink rave fest.

The question then remains what exactly is going wrong and why is it going wrong on windows, but not on linux.

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

As part of my Python class I’ve had to program a grade calculator that logs user grades, calculated letter grades/averages and then tells users if they’ll graduate or not which for the most part I’ve successfully done, however I thought it would be a little funny if instead of just saying damn you’re not graduating, I would add onto that and write a function to directly take someone to a random job application for a civil service job that doesn’t require a degree.

Well, it worked great until I discovered a bug in my code that would infinitely loop through the last function called when I tried to exit the program. This happens a lot since I started coding in September and I’m not that good at it, but this time it was infinitely fucking funnier because it kept on force opening a new tab on my browser for the application page for either Border Services, The RCMP, Corrections Canada or for Canadian Armed forces to a point where nuking my terminal on my aging dell laptop I borrowed from my school wasn’t even enough and it forced a fucking reboot. As if that’s not bad enough I’m now being fucking jump scared by the RCMP application any time I test (the still dysfunctional) program that was due Literally Last Night.

Anyway TL;DR my funny joke literally almost acted as a Windows XP virus because I’m kind of shit at coding

[karkaraoke]

edges of the world

for @davekatweek day 6 SADSTUCK i redid my Candy Dave song. now better volume balanced and less physically painful at the end.

it is about finding the white house, the crisis about his relationships, and becoming Davebot. i think we all know what candy dave's Deal is and therefore this is a davekat song with the Candy cw: implied suicide.

and when the moonlight hits the office wall on this warm and humid night i see how fine this hive could be i see it so damn clear whats the matter he should be standing here

download this | download all

i fucking love my dog wife im a lucky guy it's hard to know where to look things moves so fast ive been keeping up the grind i guess im older and its harder when youre older to rewind

creeping jungle broken windows musty floorboards a buckled wall its fucking dope to find this but on my own its all...

so much damage sodden carpet peeling paper choking vines ill join her soon but for now im still standing here with what's not mine

and when the moonlight hits the office wall on this warm and humid night i see how fine this hive could be i see it so damn clear whats the matter he should be standing here…

bad foundation moldy pictures rotting sofa gaping hole it's a lot it's a lot to keep under control

somethings cracking someones missing piles of milkbones and debris killing me crushing me pushing me

but when hope's light hits the office wall on this warm and humid night i see how fine this house could be i see it so damn clear what's the matter why am i standing here

dear jade, im fine my story’s one i thought i understood i told it and i gave you every bit of dave i could but the edges of the world that held me in have gone away and im pushing back on stagnancy and changing into something so sublime

and i am a man and now i know who i am now and where to go i cant go back my way forward is through i might still be a hero too

and when his hope light fills the office walls on this warm and humid night i see how fine this house could be i see it so damn clear!

obama why am i standing here?

[windows xp boot jingle]

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

I was just reminded of the time my 6th grade teacher who absolutely despised me thought I was either a psychic or a hacker, and she couldn't decide which.

My 6th grade teacher was HELLA transphobic, she was a sexist bitch sincerely who eventually got fired for her awful behavior despite tenure, and she played favorites with only the most "popular" girls (popularity is a load of garbage, and I was the outcast reject of outcast rejects). All boys she consistently would call them less mature just for being boys, and she'd always insult every boy together in front of the class, while praising all girls shortly thereafter. Like I never did anything to offend the woman, but nobody had to. She was just the type of person that was always miserable no matter what, y'know?

Additionally, as the reject student, I had tons of rumors going about myself for... whateverthefuck reasons. How they started idk, but students just liked to insult me however they could. And one of those rumors was that I was psychic. Don't ask, I have zero ideas myself.

I was the student IT, and if any teachers had issues I was legit called out of class to come help if the IT guy was unavailable. I knew computers inside and out, and everyone knew that. I taught kids cheat codes in games, so they called me a hacker.

But basically in Windows XP which we ran in the school, when you hit the start button to shut a computer down, it showed in the bottom lefthand corner the name of the user logged in currently.

The school had accounts for every teacher, with their first and last names listed.

So one day my awful teacher said that we students could leave for lunch early if we guessed her first name right. She'd never said the name to any students, and nobody knew it, but I had seen it in the corner of the screen when she projected it one day on the whiteboard, and shut the computer off while projecting.

So I was in line, waiting as she asked students to guess, and all got the name wrong.

I came up, and I told her outright.

She looked HORRIFIED!!!!

My teacher just FROZE! And she PANICKED!! She GLARED at me and whispered with a voice that could cut steel, "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!"

I got my revenge and gave a shit eating grin, telling her with a shrug, "I dunno. I just guessed."

She wouldn't believe me at all. She kept pressing and I just kept grinning saying it was a lucky guess. I refused to give away my secret.

She let me go angrily that day.

And damn did she scorn me forever after that even more.

Idk. Maybe don't mess with a psychic hacker? /jk

Anyway, to young kiddos reading this, if rumors are ever bothering you, know you're gonna make it regardless, and someday you'll take a metaphorical shit on the graves of all who offend you by making it in spite of them. <3

[traitorleech]

taskmaster series 16 finale. it's here, guys! i am so not prepared to let the cast go. it's been a great time, though.

what the fuck has happened to sam's hair? & he's not in grey. he's finally got enough xp to unlock colour apparently.

ah. the live bit.

"fidgeting will otter a man down"

"but where are all these beavers"

untaffled.

"fair play to the boy" the live bit goes on.

"that's filthy, that's filthy, ... that's filthy" susan is me in a lot of situations.

ok, now i just think lucy's lost her fucking mind with that doughnut task. i am shocketh beyond anything. poor alex. but god damn he really ate it. i mean, i'm not surprised but gently disgusted, though as soon as i saw her in a bird's costume, i knew what was coming.

greg keeps bringing up that he and alex were to a wedding where he made him eat a pat of butter.

"i'm not the one who gobbled a beaver's anal gland" alex is on fire in this live episode.

oh my god i'm so in love with sue's doughnut task. i screamed when the doughnut hit.

julian making alex kneel. julian making alex kneel. i repeat. julian making alex kneel & then eating the doughnut & spitting it at alex.

susan is fucking insane.

"but once i'd started i knew he was gonna get it." thank you for your service, julian. i enjoyed it too much.

"let's gaffer me up real good"

THEY HAVE ALL LOST THEIR MINDS

oh are they gonna get dqed if they leave the work out mat? no. apparently not. i am gonna say missed opportunity but i think that would have made it less fun, actually.

sue beating alex up with a ball. on brand.

julian groaning. i am so sorry but i do find it quite erotic.

it was julian who's beating alex with the boxing gloves. oh my fucking god i wouldn't have believed it. my prediction was wrong.

why did they bleep what julian said. i wanna know what julian said (probably cunt or something)

alex in a leather jacket & black t-shirt is so hot. why is he stripping again?! ah. dressing gown.

"i prefer alex" a sentence that hasn't been said very often on this show. probably never.

susan dying over alex's forks and marbles.

oh my god i'm enjoying the sues way too much in the hotel task. they really should do a show where they're managing a bnb. i'd fucking watch it.

i'm cry-laughing right now. oh my god. my stomach hurts. i think the hotel task might be my favourite task of all time. hide the pineapple has been brought down (if this was my favourite before. don't know).

all three of them looking in on alex through the window. i don't know. cracks me up.

"nice legs" "i don't think that's appropriate"

oh my god. i think they annoyed each other so badly. alex didn't manage to be the difficult one. they all were. though greg was right with julian managing the lunatics & then making alex pay 300 quid.

"hello, cutie." greg throwing alex off once again via nicknames.

greg's really feeling the final task. so adorable.

"so it is possible, which is a relief" well...

they're all holding hands.

didn't think julian would win the episode. but he did pretty badly in the final task. but sam won. which was my prediction. so. yeah. and no more secret tasks. i really can't believe it's over. had so much fun watching it week to week, though i gotta admit that i know no one from the nyt line-up reveal.

[disco-elysium-via-polls]

🎵 Miss Oranje Disco Dancer

2. "Serves them right. When I am king, Pappa Lollo will be first against the wall."

+1 Communism

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Pappa Lollo is not real. He's a picture on a milk carton. Real people lost their jobs. Not C-Suite either -- good people. What I did to get to accounting..." She shakes her head at the thought, then swallows.

"A lot of people got hurt," she concludes. "But that's just more of my shit you shouldn't have to deal with. You're solving a murder."

EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - That can wait. Look into her eyes -- there's more.

"What did you *do*?"

Let's not pry. It's not part of this case.

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I..." She looks down, then into your eyes. "One of them killed themselves. Because of me."

"That's bad. How do you live with yourself?"

"That's..." (Shake your head.) "Not easy to deal with."

(Nod.) "Let's get back to what happened here, okay?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "How do you deal with anything? It's all just..." She looks at you with pleading eyes. "How do *you* do it?"

"I'm a cop. What I do is *right*."

"By not remembering a single god damn thing."

"I *don't* either."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "There you have it." She's already almost devoured the cigarette she just lit and looks at it sadly. "The way of the warrior."

+5 XP

SHIVERS [Medium: Success] - Around her -- a drop in atmospheric pressure. Not long from now it will get dark. And the air will start moving faster, circling the box she stands on...

INLAND EMPIRE [Easy: Success] - She's already in prison here. For what happened. And she is prepared to never leave. Even after his death.

"What did you do to have these *people* after you?"

"What happened here -- the night he died?"

"Why did you call the cops if you're hiding?"

"When was the window changed?" (Point to it.)

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "We were there." She points to the window -- the silhouette of the bed is visible. "Together. In bed, I mean."

"Tell me *exactly* what happened."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Okay..." She takes a deep breath. "He was in a kneeling position, he had just entered me. I was on my back, looking at him. I heard the window behind me shatter and I turned to look -- there was a hole in the glass..."

"I turned back to him." She breathes out. A moment's silence. "His eyes were looking through me and his mouth was open, dumb... I could see... I could..."

COMPOSURE [Easy: Success] - Her chest rises and falls with each word. She keeps herself together, and says it...

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I knew he was dead. Before he fell down on top of me."

EMPATHY [Trivial: Success] - You were right. He *did* enjoy the moment of his death.

"So my feeling was right earlier. He *was* enjoying the moment of his death."

(Better not to mention it.) "Then what happened?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Yes, but... How did you know that?"

+5 XP

DRAMA [Medium: Success] - You asked her before if he enjoyed it! She avoided it. How did I not discern it was a lie?

VOLITION [Easy: Success] - You *know* how.

KIM KITSURAGI - "He just had a hunch. Detectives have those sometimes."

HAND/EYE COORDINATION [Medium: Success] - Another hit. The lieutenant looks at you -- in acknowledgement.

+1 Morale

"Then what happened?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "He was heavy. I pushed him off and he fell to the floor -- there." She points through the window. "He only had his boots on. I bit the pillow... not to scream, then ran downstairs..." There's a long pause. She just stands there, her arms at her sides.

"I waited for the second shot to come -- for me. I thought there would be one. It never came."

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Medium: Success] - She's forgotten about her cigarette. The butt has burned right down to her fingernails...

"Your cigarette, miss."

"I'm sorry this happened to you."

"Are you sure you're not making this up?"

(Shake your head.) "That's a motherfucker."

(Just nod.) "We're going to need more details."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Oh..." She looks at it and quickly tosses the butt aside.

"I'm sorry this happened to you."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "So am I." She immediately proceeds to light another one.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What time was this? When did it happen -- it would help us if you could be as precise as possible."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "11.30 to 12.15. I don't know the exact time. Around midnight."

KIM KITSURAGI - "That's okay." He makes a note. "Were you inebriated?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Not as much as usual. He'd done a line. Plus other things. I was drinking."

REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] - Wait -- Titus said she was gurning her jaw off. Much more than usual.

"Titus said you looked pretty high."

It doesn't matter. Better not to mention it.

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Oh yeah..." She tilts her head. "I did one of his lines. Just to clear my head."

+5 XP

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] - Good thinking. Clear your head. You should clear *your* head... get into his mindset.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Did you hear or see the shooter in the course of this?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "No."

"What did you do then?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Nothing. I was trapped. I was stuck in my room -- downstairs. I got some clothes on and crawled back up, drew the blinds. Blood was coming from his mouth -- not a lot. Just a little."

"He was still on the floor. Slouched. I couldn't be there with him anymore. So I ran down -- and out of my room. Into the hallway. Down the stairs. I knew there would be people there."

EMPATHY [Medium: Success] - Run, woman! Run past them and out into the street where it's dark and people move -- to the lorries at the intersection. As far as you can...

"Why didn't you run away from here? As a matter of fact -- why are you here now?"

Say nothing.

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I already *ran*. I ran from an entire isola. There is... I can't run any further. Not with these people. This is as far as it gets."

"What did you do to have these *people* after you?"

"What happened here -- the night he died?"

"What happened after you ran downstairs?"

"When it happened -- did you hear a gunshot?"

"Did you kill Lely?"

"Could the people after you have killed him?"

"Why did you call the cops if you're hiding?"

"When was the window changed?" (Point to it.)

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Sylvie was tending the bar." She looks down. "A lot of people were there. The Hardies were at the table in front of the stage, I think the Union box was full..."

"Ruby was there too. They were having such a good time..." She pauses. "I sat down and they all welcomed me. I didn't even have to say anything, Ruby *knew* something was wrong."

Wait-

REACTION SPEED [Easy: Success] - Ruby?!

"Before we continue -- who is Ruby?"

"Okay, let's go on. What then?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Ruby. You know. The leader."

KIM KITSURAGI - "The leader? Of what?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "The Hardie boys," she says as if it's self-evident.

"I thought Hardie was the leader of the Hardie boys."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Well. Nominally yes. Ruby's the one they go to when things happen. Like, things they need taken care of. She's the organizer."

AUTHORITY [Easy: Success] - This Ruby, in her phrasing, is entrusted with great power. She trusts her. So do the others.

KIM KITSURAGI - "Would you say she is the..." He looks at you. "Eighth Hardie boy?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Why not."

+5 XP

SUGGESTION [Medium: Success] - Does she also *party* with Ruby, however?

"Did you *party* with Ruby too?"

Better not to.

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "No..." She smiles nervously. The beads of her teeth shine.

SUGGESTION - Still -- there is something there. She won't tell you now.

"Okay, let's go on. What then?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Well, Ruby said let's talk upstairs. I showed her the room... I've known these people since December, they know my situation. That I can't leave a paper trail. Ruby was the first one I told..."

"She said she'd take care of this. It's what she does, you know. Take care of things. I helped her get the body to the bathroom -- we used a belt to pull him up under the shower. To keep him upright."

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Medium: Success] - To mislead you! They were tampering with the body.

KIM KITSURAGI - "To produce lividity matching a hanging?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Yes."

KIM KITSURAGI - "We *completely* missed the tampering. Looks like you got there in time. What was this -- twenty minutes after death?"

VISUAL CALCULUS [Medium: Failure] - Oops...

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "About twenty, yes. Ruby explained it would make the blood... you know what it does." She looks at the ground. Then raises her light brown eyes to meet yours.

"Then what did you do?"

"That's enough. I had another question."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Ruby went outside to talk to Titus and the boys. I was just... looking at Lely. In the bathroom. I had to put his clothes back on. His armour too. It was tough, but I've seen him take it off and put it on many times."

"It took Ruby maybe half an hour to come back with Titus. I'd gotten him ready by then, they carried him out. I knew what they were going to do -- make it look like a hanging. Ruby said they would."

"What did you do while they were hanging him?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Ruby said to wait here. She also said I wouldn't see her for a while; that we should lay low or something... so I did."

"This Ruby -- where is this Ruby now?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I don't know. I haven't seen her since."

KIM KITSURAGI - "We will need to take this question to the Hardie boys."

New task: Make Titus give up Ruby's location

LOGIC [Medium: Success] - Interesting. Why did this Ruby go through so much trouble -- to hide something someone *else* did? Look into this later!

VOLITION [Easy: Success] - What are you doing?

LOGIC - Coming up with a theory. She said Ruby *knew* something was wrong before she said anything. How come? It was loud downstairs, she couldn't have heard the shot...

VOLITION - It is ominous -- you already coming up with theories that put the blame on someone other than Klaasje.

4. "When it happened -- did you hear a gunshot?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "When he was shot?" She thinks. "I may have. I don't know. I couldn't hear anything over the glass exploding."

PERCEPTION (HEARING) [Medium: Success] - The gunshot wasn't that loud? This is something to keep in mind when assessing the distance of the shot.

5. "Did you kill Lely?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "What?" She gathers the last vestiges of her strength. "Why would I put myself through this... insanity? Get myself cornered like this?" There's a silence.

The wind picks up. "He wouldn't have died if it weren't for me -- I know that. But I would *never* hurt him."

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] - All kinds of *crazy* things happen when drugs are involved... sweet, sweet drugs.

SUGGESTION [Easy: Success] - It could have been a *desire* murder. Maybe an act of jealousy?

LOGIC [Medium: Success] - He was a serviceman. He must have had a gun lying around. Close to her hand -- a military weapon using *jacketed ammunition*.

VOLITION [Easy: Success] - *Now* you guys suddenly have theories pouring out? When they're obviously just stabs in the dark...

"Downstairs people have this *crazy* idea that you killed him."

"It's okay if you did it in self defence."

"Desires drive people *loco*…"

"Drugs were an *integral* part of your relationship. Perhaps they contributed to its end?"

"He must have had a weapon nearby. Did you use that?"

"Okay. I'd like you to answer some other questions, miss." (Conclude.)

I'm pretty sure this first option is just not true? I may be misremembering, but I don't think even Titus implied she killed him.

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I'm sad to hear that. They must have said it in some fit of frustration, or under pressure. They couldn't have meant it. I've talked to them after it happened -- *no one* has implicated me."

HALF LIGHT [Medium: Success] - She's getting scared now. Of you -- the downstairs people. All of it.

2. "It's okay if you did it in self defence."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I did not kill him to defend myself from rape," she says. "I told you before. That wasn't what happened."

DRAMA [Medium: Success] - True, sire. 'Tis true.

3. "Desires drive people *loco*..."

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - She simply shakes her head.

4. "Drugs were an *integral* part of your relationship. Perhaps they contributed to its end?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "What does that mean?"

KIM KITSURAGI - "Do drugs make you aggressive?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "No." She shakes her head. "People don't take drugs to kill each other -- they take them to feel okay with each other."

"I thought you Revachol people would be more enlightened on this..." She pauses. "I'm sorry, officer. I'm under some stress here."

5. "He must have had a weapon nearby. Did you use that?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "No. I specifically asked him not to carry firearms when he was with me. He only had his stupid armour..."

"The bullet in his head. It was jacketed. Military-grade. Who else here has a *military* rifle?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I don't know. His friends have rifles, maybe those psychos did it? Coalition military have rifles. I'm not a munitions expert -- and I did not shoot him."

DRAMA [Easy: Success] - She might have been a tad disingenuous when she avoided talking about the bullet in his head *before...*

VOLITION [Easy: Success] - Look who's waking up from a thousand years of sleep!

"You've lied to me about this bullet before. When I said he was *shot*? You said you're *confused*."

Better not start on this.

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I've said I'm sorry. What more do you want me to say? I did my best not to lie. It didn't always work."

+5 XP

6. "Okay. I'd like you to answer some other questions, miss." (Conclude.)

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "Like what?" She waits, her light brown eyes wandering... over the floor... over your face...

6. "Could the people after you have killed him?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "That's the first thing that went through my head, when I heard the glass break."

"And?"

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - "I thought they'd found me. They've killed him to punish me.... All last week I've tried not to talk to anyone, or be seen with anyone..." She looks at her cigarette.

"So they wouldn't be hurt. I've come to understand, however -- this is paranoia. What happened didn't have anything to do with me."

[irbcallmefynn]

Just because Cringetober is behind us, doesn't mean you have to stop celebrating your cringe! x3

Ok tbh I've never watched Invader Zim and my first exposure to Vylet Pony's Antonymph was SiIvagunner. However, the hoodie is cute and I wanted to draw it. Also I wish I could look good in a skirt they seem super comfy. :3

Yeah my first OS was Windows 7. Never used XP. So enjoy a Windows 7 background.

Damn I guess I'm cringe in the sense that I'm not even stereotypically cringe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lilacmuffins]

rediscovered u.b. funkeys and had flashbacks to the henchmen stealing all my damn coins,,

fun fact i only had the game on my windows xp computer i didn't have the hub or any funkeys

[officialbillhader]

Damn theyve got this police department still running windows xp?

[seeminglyseph]

someone doing a desktop simulator horror game throwback to the early 2000s needs to stop using Windows 98 or XP or whatever and pull out the real horror and use this baby as the OS as the basis for their digital horror game

the real ones out there who suffered the Millennium Edition know full well, you'll spend half your time trying to figure out if it's a demon possessing your computer of if it's just Windows ME being period accurate with its jank.

*This* is the OS you need to use for your Desktop Simulator Horror Game. It was already setup for a Desktop Horror Simulation out of the box. Please trust me, all aspiring game developers working on an early 2000s Digital Horror Game. Put Windows Millennium Edition in there. It was *made* for this.

Because it was definitely *not* made to run computers, that's for damned sure.

[romanisweird]

Dude I can't believe FNAF is 10 years old, I'm 20!! That means I've been watching and playing this stuff since I was 10!!

I remember the first time I saw anything fnaf, my brother came home and had a flash drive they would put videos on while at school since we didn't have wifi. We sat at our computer desk in front of our janky Windows XP and watched Markiplier play it.

I remember not being able to see Bonnie very good on the screen and thinking he was a white and black dog or something for some reason XD

I also remember sitting at the same shitty computer with the same flash drive watching Markiplier play fnaf 4, I had my chair suuuuupppperrr far away from the computer so I would get scared lmao I only did that for fnaf 4 but stopped a few videos in I think.

But yeah, damn

Fnaf is 10 years old, happy birthday Freddy 🎂

[a-fucking-nerd]

Random Quotes from my Dnd Games

"I feel like I could be stabbed and end up fine" - R

"You were downed by a retarded bat" - L

"Can I throw L through the window?" - R

"Your elven ass cant do acrobatics" - L

(Successfully does acrobatics)

"My elven ass CAN do acrobatics!!" - S

"I'm sorry I beatbox when I burp" - R

"I'm sorry I eat skittles when I shit" - Z

(Talking to L)

"Weren't you the one who wanted to fuck a dragon?" - N

"Do you really think a dragon is gonna be a bottom?" - N

"The kenku no longer cares about balls" - N

(L dies) (R revives him)

"You're back" - R

"FUCK" - L

(Dies again)

"Hell yea I'm dead!!" - L

"Kronk is a Disney Princess" - Me

"The best Disney princess" - L

"How did Kronk become a criminal? ...he pulled the wrong lever" - L

"The man the myth the legend the criminal, Kronk" - S

"It went into my mouth, it didnt taste good" - A

"You’re a failure S!!" - Everyone

(To Me) "You damn crotch goblin" - L

"We had a useful character and now we have kronk" - R

"Dont jump in the person" - N

"Skinsuit!" - Me

"Your small enough to fit in a person" - N

"my cousin has a raccoon penis bone" - R

"I'm sorry, the fuck?" - L

"listen to me thats cool, I want one" - R

"they were all trying to hook up with me, I just took the alcohol and left." - R

"Power play, respectable." - S

"And then his nuts got munched" - M

“God dammit S, it's a fleshlight.” - L

“Wait, what the fuck is a fleshlight?” - S

“She's wearing a soaken robe; and is accompanied by 2 male drow” - N

“I wonder why the robes wet” - S

“Magic doesn't exist dum dum” - L

“To you it doesn't... but when I look into your eyes 😘.” - N

“My daughter is a world renound religious leader... I am not proud of her.” - M

“Is zelensky that one guy from fortnite?” - S (you fucking dumbass)

“Can we have civilian casualties?” - L

“No! They have families.” - S

“They also have xp.” - L

“Ugh, it's fucking Taylor swift.” - M

“Fucking Taylor swift.” - Everyone

“Why are we fucking Taylor swift?” - N

[karkaraoke]

Edges of the World from Fun Home tweaked and recorded by me for Candy Dave in the white house. CW: suicide

I fucking love my dog wife I’m a lucky guy It's hard to know where to look Things moves so fast I’ve been keeping up the grind I guess I'm older And it's harder when you're older to rewind

Creeping jungle Broken windows Musty floorboards A buckled wall It’s fucking dope to find this But on my own it’s all…

So much damage Sodden carpet Peeling paper Choking vines I'll join her soon but For now I'm still standing here With what's not mine

And when the moonlight hits the office wall On this warm and humid night I see how fine this hive could be I see it so damn clear! What's the matter? He should be standing here…

Bad foundation Moldy pictures Rotting sofa Gaping hole It's a lot It's a lot to keep under control

Something's cracking Someone's missing Piles of milkbones and debris Killing me Crushing me Pushing me!

But when Hope's light hits the office wall On this warm and humid night I see how fine this house could be I see it so damn clear! What's the matter? Why am I standing here?

Dear Jade, I'm fine My story’s one I thought I understood I told it and I gave you every bit of Dave I could But the edges of the world that held me in have gone away And I'm pushing back on stagnancy And changing into something so sublime

And I am A man and now I know Who I am now And where to go I can't go back My way forward is through I might still be a hero too

And when his Hope light fills the office walls On this warm and humid night I see how fine this house could be I see it so damn clear!

Obama Why am I standing here?

[windows XP boot jingle]

[4ddi3addie2005]

Damn dude your kinito fic is well done. whe i watched someone play the game i was like yeah its fine. does some unique stuff, but otherwise not too crazy. but you you took that thing and ran the distance. the effortless switching between POVs and the grappling with existential dread is like, really good.

THANK YOUUU yeah I tend to latch onto “mid” things I happen to find when my life is going through an Intense Stress Compilation. Kinito and User are taking the brute force of all my dread and longing.

Also idk the whole game just enamored me I had never played a anything that fooled with my computer before so all the scares had me like 🤯 and I am a big fan of the crunchy Windows XP style!! It rlly stuck with me I couldn’t stop thinking abt it!!

(Not 2 say KinitoPET is mid btw… Literally coolest game ever in my heart.)

EDIT: Don’t listen to Addie she doesn’t know anything. Why did she call it mid and deny it one second later. She’s confused idk. KinitoPET best game ever.