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officialspec · 10 months ago

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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way-#OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

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puppypawbz · 4 months ago

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me when i see my most profitable customer

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mischievous-thunder · 2 months ago

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Why's your pirate girlfriend trying to kill you, Wade?

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hercarisntyours · 2 months ago

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transformers go go is reviving me after transformers one tore my heart to shreds, taped it back together, put it in a kiln and threw it off a cliff where those pieces then get destroyed by corrosion and smashed into by a blind shark, WHY ARE THESE SO SOUL SUCKINGLY CUTE

#the damn fucking whiplash I got coming back from tfone bawling my eyes out going through grief and then seeing cutie patootie baby pies #collapsing from cuteness go go stuff. It requires medical attention I fear and by medical attention I mean therapy #BUMBLEBEE OH BUMBLEBEE MY CHILD im going to kidnap you and keep you in a tower #they're looking at bumblebee because look at the baby!!#ARIEL IS SO CUTE AND PRETTY I LOVE HER #the other two give me depression i can't talk about them rn #transformers #elita one #elita 1 #optimus prime #orion pax #d 16 #megatron #tf bumblebee #b 127 #transformers go! go!#transformers ariel #tf ariel #transformers one

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storytellerdannie · 2 months ago

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I can’t say it enough but I am so grateful everyday Dan finally started to embrace his curls. He truly has a devastating combination of curls, dimples, brown eyes, and freckles babygirl should come with a warning label, you are in terrible danger of acting like a simp for him

#seriously just one of those would be devastating but the combination of all of them on the same man???#dan howell stop being so damn pretty #dan howell #dan and phil #phan

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farshootergotme · 3 months ago

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Wait, how tf did I miss this.

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #7

You're telling me Forever Evil happened in this universe? You're telling me SPYRAL happened in this universe? I'll have to hope that everything went down very differently because otherwise there's a lot to unpack there that clearly this comic isn't ready for.

#and here I thought this bruce wayne might be more excusable than the others #because if the crime syndicate happened that means spyral happened which means bruce beat up his son to go on a mission in this universe too #unless they changed at all and made it more family friendly (literally)#which I hope so #dick grayson #nightwing #crime syndicate #dc comics #dc #batfamily #batfam #wayne family adventures #batman wfa #side note: ouch because imagine your very traumatic experience that killed you isn't counted as your death #idc if it was only a few minutes it still was pretty damn bad #sure it's not the same as being dead for months #but c'mon

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bitesonmyneck · 1 month ago

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grotesquerie e2

#show lowkey kinda mid but damn it is so pretty #also that priest is ridiculously sexy #grotesquerie #southern gothic #midwest gothic

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dorkfruit · 4 months ago

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perspective study that i decided to draw as corona bc the pose reminded me of her and then i struggled and i struggled and i struggled and i str

#i hate doin perspective like this bc u be getting like dysmorphia but for ur art like #im pretty sure this is jank but i just can't be bothered to fix it anymore so HERE #my art #procreate #the locked tomb #tlt #coronabeth tridentarius #nona the ninth #ntn #i find drawing her face so damn hard i hate drawing hot people

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ovaryacted · 2 days ago

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I watch Arcane for the plot.

The plot:

#arcane #ambessa medarda #mel medarda #sevika arcane #vi arcane #they’re all so pretty and cool to look at #Mel’s character design is just too damn good she’s so pretty #Ambessa makes me go fucking stupid #same with Sevika #the diversity in the show itself amongst the characters is so impressive I love it #I’d put Cait on here but she pissed me off sawry #I LOVE WOMEN!#I LOVE WOMEN WITH MUSCLES!

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spitedemon · 2 months ago

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i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.

i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.

#dragon age #yes i’ve seen john epler’s explanation on only wanting to carry forward choices that they could ‘really do something with.’#and i understand what he’s saying and i’m curious to see how those 3 choices they brought forward will impact the story!!#but i’m still disappointed. and i think telling people why they shouldn’t be disappointed is just gonna make them More disappointed.#also don’t really appreciate dev comments like ‘careful what you wish for with cameos. it just gives us an excuse to find new and horrific #ways to kill your faves teehee 🤭🤭’ like okay???????? what???#alistair came back twice & could be fine both times. loghain’s inquisition cameo was so meaningful because who the hell expected to see him #again? leliana can straight up die in origins and yall brought her back anyways. like what are we doing out here.#also when i think of ‘typical’ nonsense for this fandom it’s people doxxing each other over fictional character opinions. or what #fictional side your fictional inquistor took in the fictional mage-templar war. or just plain old racism.#NOT ‘damn it’s fucking upsetting that this excited replay i’ve been doing of the previous games and all the recommending i’ve been doing #for new fans to play the other games before veilguard has turned out to be pretty fucking pointless.’#might as well tell someone to watch a let’s play of trespasser and that’s it.

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bread-cat-luna · 3 months ago

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so, halloween's canon? we're all in agreement that they dress up as each other right?

#i really like york dressed as rosé I can't lie. he's so pretty #also yes I am rewatching drawtectives celestial spear it turns out i actually forgot the entire plot. the whole thing. damn #anyway I drew their season one looks because I thought it would fit better #drawfee #drawtectives #york rogdul #york drawtectives #gyorik rogdul #rose drawtectives #rosé drawtectives #grendan highforge #grendan drawtectives #drawtectives fanart #luna says stuff #lunas arts :)

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paxcallow · 8 months ago

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desire to draw raz's hair unhatted and uncombed spiraled into imagining an extended gag about some emergency situation forcing all of the psychonauts out of the motherlobe into the quarry in their jammies at like 2 am and judging each other's clothing choices instead of getting actual work done.

#psychonauts #razputin aquato #lili zanotto #sam boole #sasha nein #milla vodello #hollis forsythe #truman zanotto #otto mentallis #gisu nariman #lizzie natividad #EVERYONE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#yeah only the first five of those characters are getting tagged so i dont know why i bothered.#fanart #my art #i was gonnna draw morry in a bunny kigurumi but it was too hard.#i dont think you guys understand how dead my artistic muse was before the P2 art book arrived in the mail.#it was Pretty God Damn Dead. Really Really REALLY Dead. this is partly why psychonauts is the ONLY thing i can draw.#also i KNOW they dont all literally live at HQ just pretend it was like a LOCK IN or something okay

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emilyrosecreatives · 9 months ago

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the new season of iwtv seriously can’t come soon enough it looks incredible already

#amc iwtv #iwtv fanart #iwtv s2 #armand #iwtv armand #assad zaman #digital art #procreate #digital illustration #fanart #interview with the vampire #he’s so damn pretty it should be illegal #can’t wait for him to mess everyone’s shit up

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luthqrs · 4 months ago

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“I'm not going to explain this entire thing again to another mid-level bureaucrat who can't give me a sufficient answer. Put someone on the damn phone who can authorize what I need.” JENNIFER 'JJ' JAREAU in CRIMINAL MINDS 6x01 | ‘The Longest Night’