#dammmm son

[asher312]

My lil sunshine

(Okay,so i was just- RAPUNZEL IS WILL

I cant unsee it

[rocketqueen1989x]

I’ll have them both idc

[ilikemicrowaves]

Can we get Giggles funfacts? I love him! 😍

GETTING EXCITED. I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPEL ACTUALLY LIEKD OR CARED ABOUT MY STUPID SONA.

^ Him for those unaware. He's my son. Literally me right there apart from his Canon story.

Giggles facts!

Giggles is an alien clown based species from planet CT-11 (Means Clown Town plus my favorite number)

The only clothing he has is his shoes and hat.

No reproductive organs.

Fav animals are opossums and cats. He's built multiple shelters for them on Earth.

He crashed and landed on Earth. He forgot to put xeimemt fluid in his spaceship, causing it to stop resting Earth's gravity while passing by (I just made that word up)

BALD 👨‍🦲

He is a hugger and has a stretching arms ability, and sometimes it takes a while for him to stop hugging you because A.) He doesn't want to let go. B.) Tangled his arms in a knot.

He has paws. Tho his flesh gloves do not

He has two sets of teeth. He has flat teeth and sharp teeth. He retracts he flat teeth and uses his sharp teeth when eating tough material.

Only unique powers are nightvision (his eyes glow, too) and acidic vomit.

In his Canon story, he is exploring Earth, making a journal about while traveling with a human named Dennis.

7,2 (DAMMMM. His species is actually around 9,5 on average, he's an itty-bitty guy compared to them)

His favorite Earth food so far is watermelon and pop tarts.

Six stripes on each limb a d exactly 24 dots, (most on his back)

Under his frill is a long scar. When he crashed, metal slit part of his throat, but he patched it up with some band-aids.

He really likes reading music after Dennis introduced him to his friend who plays saxophone. He doesn't play an instrument, but he likes reading rhythms and then making his own tunes in his head.

Does he get a lover in his Canon story? Idk.

Burned down Dennis's house once

Ate a horse because he thought it was judging him

His hat has a pocket dimension where he puts Souvenirs to take back to his home planet.

That's some of the facts I can think off of the top of my head! Thanks for asking!!

[ramp-it-up]

Addicted to You

Pairing: Mob Boss! Sam Wilson x Reader

Word Count: 932

Warnings: 18+ As always, MINORS DNI, Not Beta’d. All mistakes my own. Angst, Allusions to danger, talk of addiction, but not really. Substance use, partying, fake friendships, toxic parents, a sad, famous life, pining, peeing while on the phone, request for rough sex, Sam has a big soft spot for reader despite who she is, Rumlow! reader.

A/N: No one asked for this, but this is in the same AU as Try a Little Tenderness and The Representative. The AU is called This Thing of Ours.

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——-

You were bored beyond measure.

There was also an indeterminate itch under your skin that you needed to scratch.

It happened every time you were in New York.

Like an addict, proximity to your drug of choice had you quietly feening, even though you’d found some safer, more life affirming substitutes.

The paparazzi swarmed you and your girls, and you gave them face although you were behind your designer sunglasses.

You knew that your body, clad in a skintight exclusive dress, the faux fur dripping off your arms, and the 24 inch weave flowing down your shoulders was what they were paid for.

The photogs called your name, ignoring the beauty of the crew around you as you entered the club.

Despite that, your girls bubbled up at the sight of the exclusive club and the other famous faces that turned to stare at you. The owner came over to greet you and lead you up to the VIP. Once settled, the popping of bottles commenced.

You knew why the girls around you stayed close, but you played the bestie game so as not to be alone.

Because that would mean you’d have to think.

“Damnnn… Y/N! That one guy from TMZ sure was sweating where D was tonight. You’d think he was dating him.”

The way Starr cut her eyes at you confirmed that she was the one sweating your latest beau.

You pulled out the phone that had your face plastered all over Times Square with ads and threw it on the table.

“Well maybe I should have let him answer my phone, because D has been blowing me up all night.”

Starr picked up the phone and scrolled through your notifications as Eve looked over her shoulder.

“Dammmm Son!” Eve shouted. “You got this man quadruple texting and shit, and calling too? Yo! Teach me the ways of that golden pussy.”

You laughed, flipped her off and took another drink of champagne.

You didn’t tell them any of what your other taught you. Ways to get a man and keep him, things to say and what not to say, how to eat, keep fit, but still make it all look natural. And yes, pointers on what to do in bed. Your mother was a piece of work, but she was sitting in a life of ease now. Even if her husband was a grade A asshole.

Your mother worked her way from being a drug runner’s girl to being the famous wife of a celebrated television personality, whom everyone (who didn’t know him personally) loved. He was everyone's uncle, and a multimillionaire.

Once the bag was secured, your mother made him adopt you, even though you were already 19, stating that because your father was dead, it was only right. But you knew it was only to have his powerful last name.

You carried the name around with you like the Hope diamond, and it allowed you access to handsome and talented musicians and rappers and actors for the last 8 years.

You were your mother’s dream, and your stepfather's prize. But you would always be a Rumlow at heart.

You were a gangsta.

Kiki’ing with the girls only fostered your boredom so you got wasted, literally dancing on the tables as the wee hours approached.

Around 2 am, you stumbled to the bathroom by yourself, your girls all wasted or having been picked up by the club’s clientele.

Once safe in a stall, and while you were peeing, you pulled your real phone out of your purse.

You closed your eyes and prayed as it rang. His sleepy voice answered.

“‘Lo.”

He sounded unsurprised at your call.

“Come get me baby. I’m at Knack. In SoHo.”

There were a few seconds of silence.

“What would your man have to say about that?”

You sucked your teeth.

“Now I know you’re not worried about him. Did you mean my brother? Brock?”

“You mean your half brother? Rumlow? Fuck him.”

You wiped and flushed the toilet.

“Why do you always call me when you’re in the bathroom?”

You heard rustling as he asked the question and your heart leapt that he might be getting dressed.

“Because what you and I have is so intimate, baby.”

You used your sexiest, sluttiest voice in him as you checked your makeup in the mirror. Of course it didn’t work. He laughed.

“Or maybe it’s because you’re full of shit. Meet me out behind the kitchen in 20 minutes.”

——

20 minutes later, a black R8 pulled up outside the kitchen entrance. All of the kitchen crew bid you goodnight as you climbed into the passenger seat. You’d spent the time waiting learning how to make risotto.

The car pulled out and headed toward Brooklyn. You greeted your man. Well, your man in your head.

“Damn, Baby. You smell so good.”

Sam’s gap-toothed grin did you in, as well as the side eye he gave you. He looked over at you and shook his head.

“You’re gonna be the death of me.”

You watched the muscles in his arm as he shifted gears.

“Literally.”

“Don’t be like that Sammy. Just take me to your place and fuck me real good. Hard. All night long. Make me forget my name.”

Your hand was on his muscular thigh and moving north. You told yourself that you craved his control, his hand on the column of your throat while he filled you to the brim.

Sam cleared his throat, clearly tempted. Then he moved your hand back to your lap, and again shook his head. He knew what you said you wanted, but he also knew what you needed.

“No. You’re wasted. What you can do is sleep in my bed tonight.”

He glanced over as you pouted and pretended to be mad.

But a night in Sam Wilson’s arms was the fix you’d been needing.

[swimmingtvshowghostwoman]

9-1-1 lone star 3013

✨Thoughts throughout the episode ✨

Im super excited for this one because of tarlos and Ronen

Owen 🤢

Grosssssss ewwww why would they have him say tinder!!!!!!!!?????? In front of his son!!!!!

Oh no I feel bad but I definitely laughed

Holy fuck a foot

Lol the song

Holy shit

For a second I thought Paul was screaming

What a cheep joke that was!!!

Awwww tarlos

They are so cute

Carlos looks amazing

 jealous Carlos 🤔😏🧐🤨🤓

He is gonna be like 70 years old

Aww supportive Carlos

This is an amazing scene

Yes he is so sweet

I love them

Ahhhhhh I literally screamed this is just ahhdhdikwmsodkdk

Love them

They are cute and hot and I love it

This has the same vibe as Dean in the sex addict group in spn

Lol this lady

Lol tony

Dammmm that little Touch

Lol I love this lady

Yay Carlos again

Lol a twenty one pilots reference that hasn’t happened in a show I’ve seen in a while

Lol ride

Aww nooo carlos

Don’t feel bad trusted is going to be like 70

Grossss stop showing them !!! If you don’t show tarlos in a episode focusing on them then don’t show them in a episode focusing on tarlos

I don’t care about Owen

Stop giving him lines

Lol okay please make this guy annoying af and Owen be like damm I’m annoying too

I love Tommy and grace

Buttercup🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I’m with Mateo fuck cats

Okayyyy I love this this guy like Owen joke !!! I like seeing Owen being like this

Make Owen suffer

Damm Carlos being all dammm 😅😂

Same for tk

He dose look nice

Lol tk

70 years old mark my word

Okay no

Fuck

Damm he looks good

So just  straight?

I kinda like seeing Carlos like this idk why it just so in a good way

Lol

Agh Owen

Okay why is it baby duty he is literally the father!!! He is just being a dad not babysitting or duty or whatever!

That is a terrifying cat

I love it when Owen is freaking out

Ewww I hate the compression with the daddy thing

Dammm she looks fineee

I love their friendship

Grace is the best

This is awkward af

I’m sad for this

Why not just have them have fun together

Like ofc relationships are more then just fun but still

I just love them no matter what the scene is

Oh no that is cheap don’t make a men can’t cry thing joke 🙄

Good…kinda

holy shit

That is honestly one of my fears ..the car moving while I’m putting the card

Oh no I hate it when a parent dies

Ohhh tk🥺

I’m tearing up

God this hurts I hate when parents die

This is fucking sad

I like seeing them showing tk grieving and not ignoring it

Damit Owen you can’t just tell people they have daddy issues!! Especially when you definitely gave some to tk

Fuck Owen

How did he ever get any woman!?!!!!!!?????

He is a terrible person!!!!

Lollllll

They are the same

But this is so funny

Please brake up with him

Yesssssss

He deserves it

Yay Carlos yay

I love supportive Carlos

Good job Carlos I love them

Awwwww

Jejowpsijdiwkw love tarlos

Just amazing

Tk fucking propose to Carlos or I will  

This episode was really good I loved it

Tarlos was amazing and Owen suffering just the best

[nonsensicaluniverse20]

Im thinking about bbk again. Girl I dont know what kind of magic you used in that fic but dammmm it worked because I am just obsessed!

Is there anything that you can tell us readers about the characters/world that wouldn't spoil the story? Any thoughts or ideas you haven't chose how to use maybe?

I have some fun facts about the main three! Little ideas and thoughts. Maybe headcanons

Ranboo is the son of a single mother but he is pretty well off thanks to her job as a lawyer

Ranboo’s mother wants him to be a lawyer too but he loves horror and art. One day Ranboo wants to be a director or cartoonist.

Tubbo is the top student in science but English always stumped him. Blame his dyslexia

Tubbo has one part time job but he does several weird small ones

Tommy sews and is very crafty. He made Tubbo’s jacket and eyepatch

Tommy is quite tech savvy. He has second hand filming equipment and video games consoles

Tommy does okay in school. He’s better at pranks

Ranboo was born with Heterochromia and vitiligo. Ranboo also dresses like an old man but that will change

Tubbo wants to learn how to wield

I have an idea for Ranboo’s future design

Here ya go! I wrote these in class! Do you have any headcanons :)

[404velez]

Estoy con mujeres que son incapaces de dejar ir a hombres de su pasado a hombres malos luego yo soy demasiado bueno según ellas se agobian etc y cuando conmigo termina me borran sin dudarlo,esta claro que el fallo tiene que ser mío por que dammmm

[sp--aceattorney]

soft butch tbh

Dammmm 🤔 son 😫

[bigsmooth5950]

Dammmm son 😂😂😂

[jinklee]

who else is watching the tonys?

[writefightandflightclub]

These are great! Anyone wanna slide into my asks like Poe Dameron into that salt crater?

(I’m sorry in advance if I don’t respond right away, please be patient 🧡 Also dammmm, some of these questions are hard, son.)

Writing Asks

Send a story/fic title and a symbol!

💡-What was the motivation behind the story?

💎- What was your favorite part?

⛰️-  What was the hardest part?

🎭- What was the feeling or mood you were going for?

🏟️- Who was your intended audience?

🔬- Was there one scene you were building up to/knew you had to get just right?

🗝️-What were you thinking when you wrote it?

🎥- Were there any tv shows, books, or movies that influenced this verse, if any?

📈- Was there a clear character arch you wanted____ character to go on?

🎢- Were there any scenes you were nervous about? For audience reception or otherwise?

☠️- Did you consider killing off any of the characters? Did you?

✉️- Did you title your chapters? What title do you like best?

☀️- Was there symbolism/motifs you worked in?

🎵- Did you have a playlist/piece of music that went with this story?

📜-Do you want to write something like this again in the future?

💁- Did readers influence change any part of this story?

✏️-Would you go back and change anything if you could?

⭐- What’s a scene/paragraph you’re proud of?

📣-What was the best piece of encouragement you got? 

🔦-Did you learn anything while writing it? About yourself? Writing?

🎁- Any writing advice for people who want to write something like this?

bonus:

😊- Leave your favorite line from my story in the ask and I’ll tell you what I was thinking.

😮- Leave a description of your favorite scene in the ask and I’ll tell you what I was thinking.

😛-Leave your favorite dialogue in the ask and I’ll tell you what I was thinking.

😂- Leave your favorite funny scene in the ask and I’ll tell you what I was thinking.

😥-Leave your favorite angsty scene in the ask and I’ll tell you what I was thinking.