#damian using words from the arabic language especially for sweet words or cussing is my hc

[gothamite-rambler]

People argue Dick is Damian's favorite big brother, but I feel like that's everyone's favorite. In reality, he definitely likes Jason more. I love to imagine due to the headcanon of them knowing each other when he was a baby, Damian grew attached to him more, but hides it. Yet he'll believe nonsense lies like Jason having one night stands.

Damian: Akhi Jason, in school I learned about different families and ... I've been thinking about how you raised me when I was a baby. You made me so happy and still do so... I just wanted to say... I love you and you will always be my first akh.

Damian patted Jason on the hand then returned to drawing. Everyone in the room was silent, questioning if that just happened.

Tim: Aww, that was actually sweet.

Dick (offended): What?!

Damian: I just wanted to say he's the first brother I knew. He raised me well and was the one sliver of good I had before meeting all of you. He's... Akhi Jason. Yeah... So there. Drake don't expect me to say the same.

Tim: Yep, fuck you too.

Jason (sniffled, holding his head down): I knew he liked me more... In you're face Dick.

Dick: I raised him while Bruce was off being a teacher!

Jason: And I changed his diapers and was the only good thing while he was raised around Ra's Al Ghul.

Alfred (on his tea break): That's a good point. He dealt with the terrible toddler years and Ra's. Jason, I'm honestly very proud of you. You raised this child right.

Dick (jealous): Et freaking tu, Alfred?

Jason (smugly): I wish I had recorded this just so I can replay it whenever I need to rub this in your face... But I'm still going to rub this in your face.

Bruce (reading a newspaper): I feel like chopped liver... I didn't know he existed for 8 years of his life but I feel like I've done a pretty good job raising him.

Dick, Tim, Alfred, Damian, and Jason: This isn't about you!