#dami had a begrudging blast
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Damian: Grayson has decided that he is once more my sole benefactor for socialization.
Jon: Yeah?
Damian: He is currently trying to get me to join the art club.
Jon: That sounds fun!
Damian: No, I do not think finger painting and making macaroni art is fun.
Jon: Oh.
Damian: …I need you to act as a friend to give Grayson the peace of mind to get off my back. Please attend this “sleepover” that he keeps describing.
Jon: !!!
Damian: …
Jon: Are you inviting me over!?
Damian: … unfortunately yes.
Jon: I’LL ASK MY PARENTS!
Damian: Please calm down this is all a farce.
Jon: DAD SAID YES IM SO GONNA WIN OUR PILLOW FIGHT
Damian: Hold on if any one is winning a battle of pillows it is going to be me.
#Damian doesn’t realize he goes to a stuffy private school and would probably be able to mill his own paint at that art club lol#Alfred def went all out for this#hot cocoa and pillow forts and everything else#dick just wants him to grow up and break the cycle of robins having few close relationships#Jon is just happy to be here#dami had a begrudging blast#dick grayson#damian wayne#jonathan kent#incorrect batfamily quotes
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