#dajewce memes

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I bought my mother a new cell phone using an awesome coupon, and today she wanted to buy my dad a phone. She was logged in and we tried to buy the new phone and the coupon wasn't working. So, I called upon a rep.

Rep: code only can be used once

Me: thanks! 🙃

Me: *30 seconds later goes back onto the website, picks exact same phone, checks out as guest this time, uses an alternate name and email, same address, same payment method. Coupon worked. Misson accomplished.

Fuck you rep, telling me what I can and cannot do.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

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When someone tries to explain something to you but you just don't get it...

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Kids are dumb, but we love them.

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These are two bad knittahs

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Canada, we are the land of the strong and the free, also use every type of measurement possible. Dated a woman from the states, she couldn't stand I told my drive in time and not miles.

P.s also convinced her when you cross the boarder you actually switch sides of the road, as if we drove on the opposite side. I let her find out when she crossed the border the first time.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes you need fucking therapy.

Because THIS seems to be a favourite:

We all should have been swallowed...

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Results may vary

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Waking up after a night of drinking:

Waking up sober, with 8 hours sleep when you are over 30:

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