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hjazysol · 5 years ago

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Totsū: Now listen here Jackson. Now that you are back I must adress the ground rules since I forgot to mention them.

Jackson, baby sized: I hate rules.

Daizo: Well I mean your still growing back from when you died last. You don't really have a choice "Kid" haha!

Jackson: You better watch where your steppin I'll bite your ankles off!

Sanbi: With what teeth?

Jackson: Shit!

Totsū: You are not to kill these people. Hokori or Tsubaki.

Jackson: Ok yes I apologise for the Hokori part I didn't know I won't let that happen again I apologise for nearly killing your brother Henshi.

Henshi: If we were on opposite sides you'd be dead already. But as long as you dont try it again.

Jackson: Fine. All's cool...BUT WHY CAN'T I KILL THE BONE CHICK!?

Daizo: Cause she's Sanbi's girlfriend.

Sanbi: She's not my girlfriend.

Jackson: ... ... ...Are we even villains? Are you sure we aren't secretly heroes in disguise cause I feel we're cutting corners here.

Totsū: You will follow these rules. Otherwise I will destroy what keeps you alive.

Jackson: Fine fine!

Daizo: Hey you wanna piggyback baby pumpkin? XD

Jackson: This makes me so sad T-T

Daizo: HAHAHA!

Suddenly a girl walked past and pushed Daizo out of the way shoving him into a wall.

???: Move it bozo! I don't have time to deal with ya useless defects!

Daizo: DEFECT!?

???: What you got stupidity stuck in ya ears!?

Daizo: No!

Sanbi & Henshi, whisper: Yes.

Daizo: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? PUSHING ME OUT THE WAY!? IF YOU WANNA GO I'LL THRASH YOU!

Totsū: Alright guys we're headed back to HQ we're gonna have to think of a way to bail Daizo outta jail for when he murders this woman.

Sanbi: As always.

Jackson: Can't we watch?

Henshi, teasing: No baby jack we've gotta get you back home for nap time.

Jackson: ...(Cries silently inside)

The other 4 left Daizo to fight.

Okashi: I'm Okashi Kamijiru! And I recommend stepping off meathead otherwise I'm gonna have to go to Toon Town on your steroid having ass!

Daizo: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY NATURAL MUSCLES!!! (Lunges at her)

Okashi: Wait those are real? Huh...Oh that reminds me! (Takes out a small stick with a button on it) Hold this would ya? (Presses the button then throws her Chaotic Cat Crusher on him pinning Daizo to the ground)

Daizo: HUH!? What the!? Why is this thing so heavy!?

Okashi: What's the matter huh? Can't handle 12 tons?

Daizo: Only 12!? Why can't I move this!? I lifted way heavier!

Okashi: I guess some things are better left unspoken of. That and I put a 70 ton feather in it.

Daizo: That's not even scientifically possible!

Okashi: When you're as smart as me anything is possible! (Raises her foot above Daizo's face) THAT'S ALL FOLKS! (Knocks him out)

Daizo was later placed in a jail cell completely battered and bruised from Okashi.

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Aizawa: Alright class. The issue with the villains has been sorted lucky for us we had the Recovery Girl & Honoka to aid anyone who was severely injured plus there was no mass destruction. So the media know nothing. Neither do your families.

Kirishima: But wait what about the dude that punched the black hole into existence?

Aizawa: ... ... ...What?

Ururaka: Yeah! There was this kid who at first glance seemed super laid back & bored. But then he suddenly raged & did...That! It was so cool!

Aizawa: Oh. You mean class 1-S Student Omega right?

Ururaka: I think so he was wearing a mask with the exact same symbol on it.

Aizawa: Yeah he's pretty lazy. His only trigger is if someone hurts one of his friends...Now I'm sure you noticed but even though he's in a lower class than you. He can very well kill everyone in this room.

Midoriya: Wait kill!?

Aizawa: Relax it was a joke. He'd only kill if there's no other option example the Jackson guy you all yammer about. Anyway have a good week off while we improve the schools defences.

-All students were dismissed from their classes-

Kaminari: This school gets treated as a military base every passing day it's insane.

Jirou: Better than nearly getting killed again.

Omega: YESSSSSSSSSSS!

Hokori: Why are you so happy?

Omega: I GET A WEEK OF NON STOP SLEEP!

Honoka: Why does your Mom let you do that?

Omega: Cause she loves me. What your "Dad" doesn't love you?

Honoka: What's with the air quotations?

Hokori: Well...You were created not born. So in actuality he's not your Dad.

Honoka: Ok maybe that's true. But he does love me he always goes out of his way to help me out. He never talks about what happened in the past though he only talks of the present & future he sees beyond the past.

Omega: That was beautiful poetry!

Iida: OMEGA!

Omega: Oh shit. It's ironsides. What've you come to nag me about?

Iida: I was just going to congratulate you in person on your efforts to keep us all safe. Your progress was appreciated. You deserve that 1 week of sleep.

Omega: See. Stern space rocket approves of my ideas for the week off.

Midoriya: Hey Iida are you coming? We're about to head out.

Iida: I'll be right behind you!

Hokori: Where are you going?

Iida: Oh Class 1A & 1B were about to go purchasing some items for our own delight.

Hokori: Ooh! Can we come?

Iida: I don't see why not? The more the merrier!

Hokori: YES LET'S GO!

Honoka: Ok.

Omega: What? Guys! No! MY SLEEP!

Hokori: You'll survive one day.

-Above on top the shopping centre-

Okashi: What an odd cast of characters. Perhaps they'll know the girl they made from me! In fact Triple C tell me my clones name.

C.C.C.: Test Subject 8037 Honoka Kamijiru, Student at U.A. Would that be all miss?

Okashi: Kamijiru? KAMIJIRU!? THAT'S MY LAST NAME! THAT MAD DOCTOR'S GONNA PAY FOR REPLACING ME!!... ... ...Hey I know that boy! It's Deku. The hero that helped to try & take down that Overhaul dude. There's no doubt he'll help me find my little runt of a sister. Even if I was trapped under a rock it's a good thing they made the TV's invincible so I can keep up with thie changes in the world... ...Hang on? There are more of them? Ohhh they're that ridiculous class of overpowered students. Oh this'll be fun. Let's get this show on the road.

Monoma: Kendo why did you drag me out here with these 1A wannabes?

Tetstutetsu: Says the one in who's also in class 1B.

Kendo: Because we were given an offer & decided to come.

Monoma: This is gonna suck but feel free to drag me all day.

Omega: Jeez stop whining would ya kid? I don't wanna be here either. I could be sleeping.

Shinsou: Heh what's sleep never heard of it.

Omega: Me and you are on opposite sides of the spectrum.

Honoka: Hmm... ...

Ururaka: What's wrong Honoka aren't you having fun?

Honoka: I've just been having little senses. I fear that danger lurks by.

Ururaka: I'm sure you're only exaggerating-

Okashi from above: HEY!?

All the U.A. students stare upwards toward the one making the noise.

Okashi: Are you all U.A. students!?

Midoriya: Erm... ...Y-Yeah.

Okashi: Hehehe. Perfect.

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Sanbi: Welp. I must make record of this.

Henshi: You don't need to you know.

Sanbi: Yes...Yes I do.

Henshi: But why?...

Sanbi: Listen! The whole District has gone Quirkless! Lucky for you I thought ahead of time & had our base fitted so that we'd be safe from harmful chemicals that may enter here.

Henshi: Huh...Neat.

Sanbi: I may not be smarter than that clown. But at least I'm always prepared!

Jackson: So how long do we stay here for?

Sanbi: I dunno. Till we're safe I guess.

Daizo, enters with noodles: Sup gang I'm back from jail.

Sanbi: Wait did you walk here? You seem so...Calm.

Daizo: Why wouldn't I be?

Sanbi: ... ...There's a giant freakin! Robot outside!

Daizo: Your right that is kinda impressive! Damn! Good on ya for spotting it. I sure didn't.

Sanbi: Good grief...Your bringing in all those chemicals!

Daizo: Ah well if I get no Quirk neither do you guys. It's only fair.

Sanbi: You dick!

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Okashi stood waiting at the top of her robot. She sat there contemplating about whether or not Honoka was telling the truth or not. She then has memories of how it was back then.

Akira, sets up a camera: Alright I think I'm ready. Ahem. Greetings. I am Professor Kamijiru. I am a scientist more known for my inventions for Pro Heroes aswell as my intellectual prowess for all sciences. However today I will be presenting to you all something truly extrordinary. I have been in the process of creating the world's greatest hero even surpassing that of All Might himself! With my Quirk, God's Hand, it allows me to dabble with non-living or living things. So I can change anything living or non-living into something else. For example if I were to touch this small tree. I can turn it into a butterfly (Does so) a rock (Does so) or a cat (Does so then pets it) however (reverts it back to a tree) I've never attempted to make humans from anything before. So this'll be new for me.

Okashi: You were always so kind to me father.

Akira: Ok! My first ever creation has been given the DNA of Quenton Birch! A boy with the Quirk to bend reality! I couldn't ask for anyone better than him! God's Hand also allows me to make different blood flow through something that lacks it. All the animals I create appear with no blood. So I often used my own to give them complete life. But this time as this is my first human creation I've infused my blood with. I'm also adding Quenton's aswell. Oh boy I'm so excited!

Okashi: I was the first.

Akira: Test Subject No°1 is a success! As of now I have made 4000 human experiments! Yes I know I should've updated you all sooner but. Better late than never. It just took my first alot of time to wake up is all. Also if you wish to know what she's made from them. This may be embarrassing but she been formed from Cotton Candy/Candy Floss. SHE ISN'T EDIBLE!

She appeared behind Akira making the funniest of faces.

Akira: Hah! I've named her Okashi cause of her silly behaviour. She was made to be 12 years old. Most likely how old the Candy Floss was. It was in a bag don't worry. So it's fresh. I have recently hired the top scientists in Japan. I tried to hire Mikhail Akakarante but his admiration for science only reaches the mere basics of scientific structure such as cells, chemicals. Basically he cares not for the science of human. Let's say. Crafting or Splicing. Which isn't a bad thing not at all! I carry no ill will to Akarakante whatsoever! We all follow our paths of science. I just wish he would step outside the comfort zone every once in a while besides science is all about discovery & expierience new stuff!...Anyway. We'll see how this all turns out.

Okashi: But then. You had complete strangers take control of the operation. You let them tell you what to do.

Akira: So it seems that after I hired all those people well they sure are helpful just... ...Well let's just say there are now 8037 experiments all of which are conscious...I just wish. They hadn't disposed of the 4000 I made. They've took what they want from my creations then disregarded them. Even went as far as to label them as "Defects." Just because they've been "improved " doesn't make them useless.

Okashi: And then came the day you left me. The day I lost all hope. I still don't know what's true and false.

Akira: ...Greetings. I Akira Kamijiru have made an awful mistake...None of this should've happened...NONE OF THIS!...I let it get out of hand!...Mikhail was right about this kind of science...I should've listened... ...I've been found guilty I completely accepted this punishment without hesitation...If anything I'm glad this happened...I disposed of any and all traces of my Hero lab... ...I killed all those I had made... ...If I were brave enough I'd end my own life for the sins I've enacted. But as an honourable man...I must condone the consequences of my actions...The one I rescued...By far the most tortured...Subject No° 8037 Honoka Kamijiru. Clone of Okashi Kamijiru...Sister of Quenton Birch...She is now under the care of my dear friend Kenji Kikotsu...Until I am free from prison I am allowed nowhere near her. So she'll have to remain as emotionless as the darkness that consumes even the most light hearted of people for one whole year...See you in a Year Honoka. I promise I will fix you.

Honoka reached the top of Okashi's robot.

Okashi: (Sighs then wipes away her tears) And now... ...Honoka Kamijiru...This is where you draw your last breath...I'm sorry...

Honoka: Listen. Okashi I've known nothing about you existing for real. The only you I've known is the one from the stories. But even if I didn't know you. I always felt bad for the girl in the story... ... ...I always felt bad for you.

Okashi: ...That doesn't change the fact...That no one! Not even reporters or pros! Came to the old lab!

Okashi swung her hammer directly into Honoka's chest.

Okashi: They all forgot me!

She kicked Honoka in the face.

Okashi: IN PLACE FOR YOU!

Honoka: No. Both me and you we are the same people. We were both hidden away from each other. It wasn't either one of our faults.

Okashi: If you know what's good for ya better can it!... ...I know this isn't your fault... ...But. If I'm gonna be remembered as a villain...THEN THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO EVEN CARE ANYMORE!

Okashi swung down Triple C to land on Honoka directly. Honoka caught it then threw it off the robot.

Honoka: You can change.

Okashi: I...I....GRRR! No! You can't change the way I feel!

Okashi unleashed a barrage of punches all directed at Honoka she dodged them all.

Honoka: Yeah! Cause that's your job!

Okashi: ... ... ...THAT'S IT! YOU'VE MADE!... ...You've made... ...You've...Made.... ....

Honoka: ... ... ...

Okashi: I...I can't do this...I can't! I've known from the beginning I can't kill! I wanted to be a hero...Not a villain...Why am I doing this?...If I really wanted you dead I would've made something to freeze you...I... ...I miss Dad... ...I...Miss cake... ...I miss people... ...I missed you... ...And you growing...To think I blamed you for everything that happened to me...Father is just as innocent...He wanted me out of my misery alone in a tube by destroying the lab...How was he supposed to know I'd live?... ... ...I'm a monster.

Okashi fell to her knees with her back facing her sister.

Honoka: Okashi.

Honoka walked up behind Okashi then wrapped her arms around her. Okashi looked behind her with a shocked expression on her face.

Honoka: You are not a monster.

They sat in silence for a while.

Honoka: You are my sister.

Okashi, began breathing heavily. She then relaxed while letting a river of tears pour down her face in a sign of relief.

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With Q-Boy's blood. Okashi created a serum that would give back all the Quirks to the people she took them from. Everyone was happy to know that Honoka had successfully swayed the mind of Okashi. Okashi even apologised to everyone accordingly. They all accepted this apology seeing as no one was fatally wounded.

Okashi: Ok then everyone your Quirks should all be returning back to you soon so in the meantime I guess you can just-

Marx: YESSSSSS! (Creates a vortex) I'VE GOT THE POWERRRRR!!!!! (Runs off to wreck stuff)

Magolor: ... ...Could you take his away? Permanently please?

Hokori breathes in deep his body began to glow.

Hokori: HEY! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Omega: (Flicks a semi truck through a wall) ... ... ...Noice

King Dedede: I DON'T FEEL LIKE SHIT ANYMORE!

Storo, absolutely stuffed: I bet that feels nice huh.

Tsubaki, changes a bone to a weapon: Exactly how it should be.

Liquid oozed onto it.

Tsubaki: Huh? (Looks up) Oh Sasori! Your hair is oozing liquid again.

Sasori: Huh? Oh yes! I've missed my Quirk so much!

Tsubaki's bag suddenly set on fire.

Tsubaki: AHHH! (Yeets her bag away)

Kikotsu's head rolled out of it.

Kikotsu: ... ... ... ...Where am I?

Sasori: KENJI!!!

Sasori ran over to her husband filled with glee.

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Miracle Matter: Give me back my stuff you edgy prick!

Dark Nebula: What's the matter rat? Can't handle the fact that you're weak as hell without a Quirk?

Miracle Matter: So help me god I will-

Miracle's Quirk suddenly appeared distorting Dark Nebula's left eye.

Dark Nebula: What the!?

Miracle Matter: Ohohoho! Who's laughing now boi!?

Dark Nebula: Eep!

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Q-Boy: Beo!

Beowulf: Q-BOY! Never run off with strangers what'd I say!?

Q-Boy: Well I found family!

Beowulf: I guess that's true. I guess I could send you off with them but... ... ...You know I've grown to like your wild side. I'm gonna stay with you till the day I die.

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Hagakure: Aww. I'm fading away!

Ojiro: It's ok. We care about you no matter how you look.

Hagakure: Thanks Ojiro.

Omega: You see what I mean Hokori!?

Hokori: I do.

Omega: I'd ask them but that'd be ru- ... ... ...Hokori?

Hokori was speaking with Ojiro & Hagakure.

Omega: HORY SHET!!!

Hokori: So are you two-

Omega: (Knocked out Hokori) ... ... ...You two saw nothing.

Midoriya: Did Omega just knock out Hokori?

Iida: Omega what was the need for such a violent action!

Omega: Relax he'll be fine.

Everyone had now had their Quirks handed back to them.

Okashi: So how long am I being locked up for Orcane?

Gang Orca: That's not my name and also you-

Mt. Lady: YOUR SPENDING YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN PRISON!

Gang Orca: No! No! No she's not.

Mt. Lady: Oh oops. Sorry my bad.

Gang Orca: You aren't going to jail at all actually.

Okashi: But I-

Gang Orca: After what your father explained we can understand your original hatred to him and your sister. Sometimes we make mistakes. That's just a part of society really.

Okashi: ... ... ...Thank you sir!

Honoka: Are you good sis?

Okashi: Sure am!

Suddenly a random can was thrown at Honoka's head.

Okashi: Hey what the fu-

Honoka: It's ok Okashi. Don't mind that.

Okashi: But some dick just threw a can at you.

Honoka: I'm sure they didn't mean it.

Random dude: Die monster! People like you are what's wrong with this world.

Honoka: ...See... ...Perfectly fine.

Okashi: ... ...GRR! GET OVER HERE!

Okashi stretched her arm out and pulled the guy towards her then stared them dead in the eye.

Okashi: Now listen here dickwad. I don't know what the hell you think's been goin on these past days but I know for a damn fucking fact you should be thanking that "Monster" for your home not getting demolished. Cause if it weren't for her... ...I! Would've! Killed! You! GOT IT!

Random guy: Y-Yes m-miss.

Okashi, holds C.C.C. to the guys head: Huh!? You're gonna have to speak up you little prick!

Random guy: Y-YES M-MISS!

Okashi: Now that's better. NOW GET LOST YOU PIECE OF TRASH!

Okashi threw the guy far off into the distance in rage.

Okashi: (Sighs) ... ... ...So Yeah! Now that that's dealt with! What're the cakes like nowadays?

Honoka: ...Erm...Oh! Well! There are cakes that stack on top of each other!

Okashi: REALLY!?

Honoka: Aswell as ones that you can put edible flowers on.

Okashi: OHHHH!!!

Honoka: You can even get cakes shaped like your favourite heroes!

Okashi: YES! YES! YES! YES! (Inhales) YEEEEESSS!!! LET'S GO RIGHT NOW!

???: Hold on now missy.

Okashi: Huh?

???: You can't do any of that.

Akira: Without saying hi to you dad after all these years!

Okashi: ... ...This... ...Is this? Real?

Akira: Unless my Quirk allowed me to make holograms that is. No. I'm right here.

Okashi, cries again then runs over to hug her father for the first time in 7 years.

Okashi: I missed you father.

Akira: You to...Okashi.

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Sanbi: You've got some nerve thinking it's ok for you to show your face near me Meta Knight.

Meta Knight: I've already apologised.

Sanbi: Sorry isn't gonna bring back the lives of the suicidal children is it?

Meta Knight: ... ...I must admit. My choice of words and my mindset back then was very uneccesary. I have no one but myself to blame for that.

Sanbi: Well now you know your sins. YOU'LL DIE WHERE YOU STA--

Tsubaki: I'm hearing shouting from the cantine!

Sanbi: SHIT! (Jumps out a window to escape)

Meta Knight: ... ...Did he just jump out the window?

Sasori: *Kicks down door* WHERE'S THE DANGER!?

Meta Knight: They just jumped out the window they're gone now.

Sanbi: Crap crap crap! Tsubaki's here! What do I do? Run so I don't have to hurt her? Or so she won't hurt me rather. If she sees me then I'm done for!

Crowley: Sanbi-san!

Sanbi: HOLY HELL! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

Crowley: Coward! Coward!

Jackson, emerging from the ground: Now now Crowley that's no way to treat our friend.

Sanbi: JESUS! Thank god it's you but still. JESUS! I thought you were gonna sit this one out.

Jackson: Well yes I was but then I got hungry and desired as snack. So now I must ask have you found any children that don't follow the laws of Stains ideology or mine?

Sanbi: Let's see then...There's quite a few actually. There's Bakugou who says they want to becom the richest hero of all time.

Jackson: Ooh! Tasty!

Sanbi: There's also Yaoyorozu, she makes all the right choices only she doubts her physical & psychological prowess in field training.

Jackson: It's easy pickings!

Sanbi, shows a photo: Then there's Ururaka. She wants to make money so she can give her parents an easy life.

Jackson: YEA-- Wait a minute. She wants to get rich for only two peoples well being which would mean she is technically being selfish. But she must care for them greatly as she is going through all this trouble to-- WAIT A SEC IS THAT A FLIP PHONE!? She must really not have alot of money.

Sanbi: Meh it doesn't really matter the boss is fixing to kill her anyway. I could give you Mineta.

Jackson: ... ...Grape kid?

Sanbi: He's a pervert who wants to get with the ladies.

Jackson: Consider him dead.

Sanbi: Oh and also I believe Crowley will be able to have a blast if he summons a crow army this time.

Jackson: I am intrigued. Do tell.

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Henshi: YEAH! You show em Skarr!

Daizo: Which of you is ready to die.

Tokoyami: ...I will buy you all some time. Run while you can.

Midoriya: What!? Tokoyami no!

Kaminari: Yeah have you gone insane!?

Tokoyami: It's fine... ...Now! Come! DARK SHA-- (His eyes turned blank)

Midoriya: T-Tokoyami?

Tokoyami: Dark Shadow!!! Kill Bakugou!

Everyone: WHAT!?

Bakugou: Tch. This is gotta be a joke right you and me both know your Quirk is weak to mine. (Creates an explosion directly infront of him) See too ea-

Dark Shadow hit Bakugou straight into a wall behind him. Injuring him greatly.

Bakugou: Wh-What the hell!? That shouldn't have happened how the hell'd that bastard breakthrough.

Tokoyami: Momo Yaoyorozu! You are next to suffer pain!

Yaoyorozu: What!?

Tokoyami: Dark Sha- (Gets hit away by someone.

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Jackson: ... ... ...What the hell? That's not fair. The mean skeleton man took away your crow friend Crowley.

Crowley: Awww.

Jackson: It's ok. We'll visit the attacker ourselved. (Spins into the ground)

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Kikotsu: Well it looks like I arrived just in time.

Daizo: Aw fuck. (Jumps away somewhere)

Henshi: I AIN'T GOING TO JAIL!!! (Runs away, picks up a phone) Totsū? We've had to bail. Kikotsu's here to beat our asses senseless! And... ...I-Is Daizo fallibg from the sky? AHHHH! (He landed ontop of her)

Kikotsu: You expected to escape my teleportation.

Henshi: Scratch that. He is gonna beat our asses!

Totsū: Right! I'll be over soon. (Catches a Star projectile seconds before it hits him) Nice try Kaabi. I knew you were following the second you started.

Kaabi: Guh! Stra Rod go! (Swings it in his direction)

Totsū: (Catches them then crushes it) How many times I gotta say this arm can power through anything even you if it has to.

Kaabi: Dammit! Star--

Hokori: Sneak attack! (Punches Totsū in the back)

Totsu: You little shit! (Grabs him by the leg then throws him at Kaabi)

Hokori: You really think that's all that's gonna stop me?

Totsū: I have no time for this. (Fades away)

Hokori: That's right! You run...Coward!

Honoka: What'd we say about running off!?

Omega: Seriously man like good grief you wanna get killed or what?

Kaabi: Your friends are right what you just did that could've cost you your life.

Hokori: Well that just makes me wanna sit and sulk.

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Kikotsu: Anyone hurt?

Midoriya: Bakugou & Tokoyami but I'm confused as to why he'd suddenly attack us.

Jackson, emerging from the ground once more: Da. Da. Da. Dadada. Da. Da. Dadada. Da. Da. Dadada. Dadada. Da!

Yaoyorozu: What the hell is that!?

Jackson: Boys & Girls of every age. Wouldn't you like to see something strange come with me and you will see this, my town of Halloween.

Kikotsu: Who the hell are you freak show?

Jackson: Like you're one to talk. I've already got what I came for. (Holds up Bakugou, Yaoyorozu and Mineta as cold empty husks) Their screams will be incredible!

Taro: Give them back fiend.

Jackson: Hah! Funny that you'd think I'd be so generous! Will!

Will: Sir yes sir!?

Jackson: You ready to experiment this big boom!?

Will: Hell yeah!

Jackson: Bombs away!

Will: YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWW!!!

Taro: Watch out!

Will crawling back to Jackson: That explosion was strong but I feel it was less effective as the could've been.

Jackson, burrows back into the ground: Interesting... ...I'll just add more gunpowder. Crowley you may bring Tokoyami with you.

Crowley: Yes!

Tokoyami: I will fight by your side master Blaze.

Jackson: HEEEERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Taro: ... ... ...What the hell kind of unholy beast?

Henshi: See ya suckers (Follows after Jackson down the hole)

Daizo: Yo wait for me! (Follows aswell)

Kikotsu: We'll deal with him later. Don't wanna put too many lives at stake. Where is he now though?

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Tsubaki: Any sign of the villain?

Sasori: Not a damn trace! We're never gonna find this guy we should just give up and look somewhere else.

Meta Knight: Hmm.

Jackson, emerging once more: Uh oh! Was that self doubt I heard?

Tsubaki: What the hell is that!?

Jackson: I'm the last thing you're ever gonna see!

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Q-Boy: Hey Beo?

Beowulf: What?

Q-Boy: Let's go back to U.A.

Beowulf: What for?

Q-Boy: I wanna see the kids!

Beowulf: You say that as if you yourself are not a child.

Q-Boy, inflates himself to look muscular: I AM NO CHILD!

Beowulf: (Pops him)

A now deflating Q-Boy crashed through the window at U.A.

Beowulf: ... ... ...GOD DAMNIT!!! (Chases after him)

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Sanbi: BOSS! A CHILD JUST BROKE THROUGH THE WINDOW!

Totsū: Relax they're just a child what's the worst that could happen. I must leave you all for a while Lord Zero has called & as far as I'm concerned his matters are much more relevant to that of Shigiraki's. Tie that thing up. (Fades away)

Daizo: I'll just take his soul instead. (Opens his mouth wide to welcome Q-Boy's soul)

Q-Boy smacks him round the face.

Henshi: HA!

Daizo, kicks him away: Keep your crummy soul!

Q-Boy: Weeeeeee!

Beowulf, catches him: What the!? Who said you can fly!?

Q-Boy: That man over there.

Beowulf: (Glares at him)

Daizo, sprays acid on his Beo's leg

Beowulf: Huh? That shit just melted my kneecap!

Sanbi: Oh crap it's that vigilante dude.

Henshi: WHAT!? I don't wanna die Sanbi!

Daizo: Don't worry my plan has already been set.

Henshi: Huh?

Daizo: All we need are legs.

Henshi, realizing: ...Ha!

Daizo: See. Look at his legs he's gonna be too busy healing himself to be worried about us.

Sanbi: SO!?

Daizo: Look at our legs. They're in great shape. And we're gonna use em. Just as long as you guys follow my lead!

Sanbi: Tell us! We're right behind you man!

Daizo, smiles: (Turns around, then runs away) NIGERUNDAYO SANBI!!!

Henshi: PERFECT!

Sanbi: WHAT!?

Henshi: YOU HEARD THE MAN! (Runs behind Daizo) RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

Sanbi: HEY DON'T LEAVE ME!!! (Runs to)

Beowulf: (Shrieks menacingly, sharpening his hairs)

Q-Boy: Beo here. (Pulls a Snicker bar from nowhere) Your not you when your hungry.

Beowulf: Stop meming this is important... ...Give me the chocolate anyway.

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Tsubaki: Go on Honoka. You can do this.

Honoka: I can do this. I can do this. (Breathes in) Symbol of Mastery. I'm sorry that took so long, there's only a small window of time where I can activate all my abilities at once.

Tsubaki: Mastery huh? Well then. Let's see if you can wake the others up.

Honoka: Awake!

Omega: No! ... ... ...Shit I blew my cover.

Kikotsu: Let's kick some scarecrow ass!

Omega: I'll watch from a distance.

Kikotsu: ("Why am I not surprised")

Meta Knight: This time he won't be underestimated.

Jackson: OH SHIT! Is what I would say if I were actually scared!

Bakugou, appearing from nowhere: THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!!!

Jackson: BAKANA!? (Gets his head blown off)

Midoriya: Kaachan! you just killed that guy!

Bakugou: ...OH SHUT UP WOULD YA!? I'm pretty sure he's fine. I mean he ain't bleeding. So shut it Deku!

Midoriya: Where are Yaoyorozu & Mineta?

Bakugou: We got buried 6 feet under. Sadistic bastard tried suffocating us. Yaoyorozu got us out though with her quirk. They're heading in now. I wasted no time though. Not gonna let that bastard get away from this unscathed!

Tsubaki, was getting her bones removed carefully by Honoka. Her healing powers made it seem as though nothing was even happening.

Tsubaki: Ok kid. Just a few more then that'll be it. We'll still have to deal with other villains later so I'll need to be prepared. It seems like those guys have got things covered.

Jackson: ("Firecracker & Broccoliboi are still distracted by one another...Time to finish tbe job") (Suddenly enthralled with rage & endless need to make others suffer even more) I'LL KILL YOU!!! BASTARDS!!!!

Bakugou & Midoriya: WHAT THE!?!?

Jackson, pulls out an axe: I'LL HACK YOU UP TO PIECES!!!! (Swings down)

Hokori: (Punches Bakugou & Midoriya out the way) I won't let you hurt them! ACK! (Gets cut in the back)

Jackson, rapidly swings axe down non stop: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Everyone stared at the mess made by what had been done by Jackson & his rage.

Jackson: ... ... ...*Gasp!* WHAT HAVE I DONE!? I FORGOT ABOUT MY LORD STAIN!!! (Pulls out a sickle) FORGIVE ME!!! (Cuts off his own head then slams it into the ground, before collapsing like a ragdoll. Only for it to grow back) What was I doing again? That's right killing the unworthy!

Honoka: ...H...H...Hokori...

Taro: DAMNIT!!! NO!

Kaabi: ...No way...

Sasori: ... ...What'll we...What do we say to Henshi?

Kikotsu: ... ... ...

Meta Knight: ...Hmf... ...

All the students around the area wore the same distraught face even Bakugou.

Omega, runs over to him: ...HOKORI!!! NO NO NO!

Hokori: ... ... ...O...O-Omega...Do you see the sun coming towards us? I'm...I'm scared

Omega: (In tears)

Hokori: Hey...B-Buddy?...T-Tell me...

Omega: ... ...

Hokori: Did...Did I?... ...Did I do...Go-Goo...Good? I s-s-saved them yeah?

Omega: Ye-Yeah... ...You sure did pal.

Hokori: Hmf... ...Niiiice.

Hokori stopped moving. His eyes lay wide open staring straight through Omega.

Honoka, checks for a hearbeat: ... ...He's gone... ...

All the heroes in the room bowed their heads in silence. Round the corner a completely devastated Henshi watched as her brother passed on, falling to the floor with her head in her hands.

Sanbi: That bastard... ...He should've never came along.

Jackson: HEEERRHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DING DONG THE BRAT IS DEAD! TIME FOR THE REST TO REST THEIR HEADS!

While all the other heroes were prepared to fight. Honoka stopped doing surgery on Tsubaki & dragged her & herself far backwards from Jackson.

Kikotsu: Where are you going? We've got to- (He then focuses his attention on Omega) ... ...We need to step far away.

Sasori: ...Why?

Kikotsu: Omega.

Sasori: ... ...(Does as he says) What's he doing?

Kikotsu: I don't know but judging by Honoka's face...It's not gonna end well.

Jackson: What's the matter masked slacker? Sad I killed your friend?

Omega: YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE HUH!?!?

Jackson: Life is a joke kid death is the punchline!

Omega: Well I'll tell you right fucking now this joke isn't gonna be very funny. I hate doing things I'm the laziest dude around. And with good reason. Once you release me from my own emotional prison there ain't no way in hell you're getting me back in there!!!

Omega suddenly appeared right infront of Jackson faster than any conceivable thing in existence including matter as a whole. Everyone except Honoka was surprised by this incredible skill.

Jackson: WHAT THE HELL!?

He then reeled back a punch then aimed right for Jackson.

Omega: NOW IT'S YOUR TIME TO DIE!!!

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I guess it's easier than making a completely separate post. Without further ado. Btw to the person who asked the question my first names go first second names last.

Hokori Hitoshi: My main OC he is a good kid who fights for justice with a fun personality. With Iron Fist he uses his breathing as an energy source to power his punches.

Omega: An extremely lazy dude who wears a mask all the time. His laid back attitude aside he's one of the most destructive kids around with a quirk that makes everything he does super OP. He's decided to call it Omega Overdrive

Honoka Kamijiru: A girl who had been created in a lab for reasons unknown. She has a calm behaviour but if you piss her off you'll wish you hadn't her main quirk Morph allows her to shift her limbs into any shape she wishes. Her other quirks Chaos, Harmony, Shadow & Mastery are capable of healing, shooting, enhancing & annihilating. P.S. don't touch her hair.

Kenji Kikotsu: An undead skeleton who was murdered by an assasin called Totsū Shi. He's a well known hero. He's considerate & thoughtful & very cooperative. Appears scary for the first time but is really not. His Quirk Wrath of Hell gives him complete pyrokinesis, he can summons demons from nowhere.

Sasori Dokuna: Kikotsu's wife. She has a much more carefree personality compared to her husband. Though when it comes to crowds of people she gets shy & begins to cower. Her quirk Venom can secrete a venomous liquid from her hair. The most it does is cause nausea and vomiting as well as halucinating. Vomitting only happens if the substance is delivered straight into their blood stream though.

Totsū Shi: An S-Rank villain with murderous intent. He is well built. He has no natural quirk but through experiments he made his left arm into a hulking mass of muscle. Not much larger than his original arm but you can still sure as hell see the difference. He is rather generous to those who he actually likes. And is actually really level-headed. If he hates you however don't expect to be waking up tomorrow or ever. His alias is Deathstriker.

Sanbi Kuraiumi: A serious guy, who likes to follow plans accordingly. He's a villain who's always looking out for his partners. He uses Hydrokinesis using it as a weapon. He is always as kind as he can be to his friends, but isn't afraid to get serious with them. He is Totsū's adopted child.

Henshi Hitoshi: Excitable funny & airheaded. Henshi is a villain in her 20's who was forced to become a villain but eventually gained a commitment for it. She is Hokori's sister & he doesn't know she's a villain. Her Quirk Shapeshift lets her turn into whatever solid object or person she wants. She always makes everyone around her laugh.

Daizo Kurosu: A villainous, murderous, monstrosity hellbent on the annihilation of heroes. He has an extremley rough appearance but is actually a huge softy. He loves his muscles & never wears a shirt. His quirk Imp allows him to shoot an acidic poisonous substance from his tail & allows him to steal the soul of anyone he makes direct eye contact for 10 whole seconds.

Beowulf: A stern vigilante who is extremely tough. He doesn't mind helping as long as he does it his way. He is as fast as one of the fastest cars in the world. His quirk Wolf's Mane makes his hair on his body into a sleek sharp blade that strengthens if he uses conditioner. He's a huge grump but will always care for his much younger companion...

Q-Boy: He is your everday goofy little guy. He has fun no matter what he's doing. And his quirk Cartoon Physics makes him automatically one of the most OP people in existence. Though he doesn't cause he's a naive 13 year old but even if he doesn't work at his full potential he's one scary boy. He fears nothing hates nothing & loves everything. Is a vigilante with Beowulf.

Could you give me a simple run down of all the OC's & their personalities please ^^?

Oh. Oh god.

If you're talking about the Bnha Au, I'm just gonna do it for my ocs since I think @bandanimeboisstuff is better suited to think about his own ocs.

So..

Kirby ocs:

Masked Dee: Bandana Dee's mirror counterpart. Arrogant little shit. Can actually live up to his bragging. If he has one redeeming quality, it's how much he values hard work.

Nebula: Galacta's mirror counterpart. A seemingly sweet person very good at hiding the fact that she's a mad scientist.

Starway: More of a concept than a character. Basically a fully grown specimen of Kirby's species that attracts Dark Matter and smaller Star Childrens, wrecking havoc in the process.

Bnha oc:

Tsubaki: A nervous wreck who needs to have more confidence in herself. She doesn't get why people think she's amazing.

Hollow knight ocs:

Idgha: A giant scorpion woman. Lives in isolation and tells you stories if you do stuff for her. Cool aunt.

Honey: A failed vessel that somehow ended up in the Hive. If they survive the bees getting infected, she goes from a clumsy child to a badass warrior.

#reblog #my oc's

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Sanbi: Lord kill me.

Monoma: And that "speech" of his confirmed it. Katsuki Bakugou is a bitch.

Sanbi: All this kid's been ranting about is how 1A think they are better than them. Though after meeting some of these classmates I can see that may be true.

Monoma: And then there's--

Sanbi: Fuck this! (Stands on table). Which one of you fuckers is Tetsutetsu...Tetsutetsu?... ... ...That's a freaking name?

Tetsutetsu: That would be I. (Holds out his hand) Nice to meet ya!

Sanbi: Perfect. Now that my target's been detected I can remove this ridiculous uniform! I am the villain Kuraikawa! And I challenge you to a battle to the death! (Creates an bubble shield round the two of them)

Tetsutetsu: What the!?

Sanbi: Face me if you dare!

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Henshi: I'm the Ms. Shiftress. I'm here to end Kaminari's life! But I've grabbed the wrong kid. So hand him over and this Deku person will get to leave unharmed.

Taro: You know full well that that isn't gonna be possible. So I would prefer it if you were to not do such a thing to that boy. Not like it matters anyway.

Henshi: ...What makes you say that?

Midoriya: Because of this! (Stomps on toes, then ran over to the others)

Henshi: AAAAAH! SHIT!

Kirishima: Yeah! You show her Midoriya!

Midoriya: That may have been a dirty tactic, but at least now nothing stopping us from defeating her.

Henshi: Ow ow ow! It looks like it's time to make a call! (Takes out a phone)

Sero: Oh no you don't! (Tapes the phone) There we go problem solved.

Henshi: Heheheh! You fool. I HAVE SEVERAL ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS!!! And my friend is about to come meet you face to face!

Iida: Another villain!

Henshi: Yep! You're really gonna die though, so say your prayers. Oh here he is now!

Daizo, plummeting from the sky: GET READY TO DIE! (Slams into the ground) I Skarr will be the last person you see.

Taro: Shit! It's the soul stealer! By the time we approach he'll already have our souls & if we look away he'll come to us & kill us all!... ... ...OH! (Calls Kikotsu)

Kikotsu: What's happening?

Taro: Skarr the Soul Stealer is here! You've got to get over here!

Kikotsu: Right! Kaabi.

Kaabi: What's up?

Kikotsu: You've gotta find Totsū. I'm going to deal with Skarr.

Hokori, from round the corner: Villains!? Let's go see!

Honoka: ...Actually?

Omega: Well it'll be doing something with my time so why not I guess.

Honoka: Fine. We'll follow Kaabi.

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Q-Boy: Hey Beowulf! I sense alot of violence occurring inside that school.

Beowulf: So what it's not our buisness. We can just go on with our day it's probably just some kids fighting.

Q-Boy: Hmm...Oh look it's Ms. Tsubaki & Sasori!

Beowulf: You wanna say hi?

Q-Boy: Yeah! Hi Tsubaki! Hi Sasori!

Tsubaki: Huh? Oh! Hey Q-Boy & Beo to.

Sasori: What are you two doing here?

Q-Boy: We're just hanging around and walked by U.A.! I could sense alot of violence!

Sasori: Violence?

Beowulf: I told you already it's probably just some students fighting.

Sasori: I guess. But that doesn't sound right. There's no way any U.A. student would start a fight out of the blue inside of the school.

Beowulf: Well it's not my buisness so I ain't gonna care.

Tsubaki: Well as a hero it is our buisness.

Beowulf: Well whatever happens in there you better be prepared to either be wrong or killed.

Tsubaki: Heroes are always willing to die, for the safety of others.

Beowulf: Well you ain't saving anyone.

Tsubaki: And you're just a silly puppy dog.

Beowulf: ... ...

Tsubaki: ... ...

Tsubaki & Beowulf: HAHAHAHAH!

Beowulf: You're not too bad. Ain't at all what my impression of you was before. I

Tsubaki, starts to walk to U.A.: Same to you. Enjoy the rest of your day guys.

Sasori: Cya!

Beowulf: Yeah see ya later.

Q-Boy: Bye bye!

_____

Sanbi: You my friend are to be murdered by yours truly. And I don't wanna hear the I've got family excuse. I mean like who doesn't?

Tetsutetsu: You probably.

Sanbi: (Cuts Tetstetsu's leg)

Tetsutetsu: Shit! That's some sharp water! (Activates his Quirk)

Sanbi: (Cuts through)

Tetsutetsu: WH-WHAT!? N-NO WAY!

Sanbi: Time to die kid.

The bubble shield around them popped.

Sanbi: What the hell? Ack! (Gets kicked in the back) You have some nerve-... ...HELL NO!!

Meta Knight: Surrender yourself now villain. Let's not make this difficult.

Tetsutetsu: Meta Knight from Star Allies!

Sanbi: YOU! YOU BASTARD! I'M GONNA ENJOY KILLING YOU!

Meta Knight: Of course. If you can that is. You'll regret coming to face me.

Sanbi: We'll see, your body drop to the floor. You'll end up being dead like all the kids who were put down by your spiteful words! You're the one who drove them to choose death over living. But not me I'm here to avenge those kids & make sure you pay for your sins & what you caused them to do!

Meta Knight: By all means go ahead, but there will be no need to pay cause your shop is about to close.

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-Past Day-

Omega: My name is Omega I'd say it's nice to meet you all but I can't be bothered... ... ...If any of you can read minds then I've said it already. Those of you who can't well no compliment for you.

Kikotsu: Well aren't you a little ball of sunshine.

Omega: If your calling me miserable then your wrong. I'm just very very very very lazy.

Kikotsu: Hey? Aren't you that kid who got every single robot during the entrance exam? Not a single other student from your assigned group passed because you took care of most robots.

Omega: You never know no one saw a thing. Not even a blur was present. Also I'd much prefer it if everyone stayed far away from me... ... ...I'm not exactly "Safe" to say the least.

Hokori: This dudes gonna be my best friend I can feel it!

Honoka: Then you're delusional.

Hokori: And you to.

Honoka: You wish dude. But seriously keep it down I'm reading.

Random jerk: What you reading?

Honoka: Oh it's-

Random jerk, throws it: Out the window is what it is.

Honoka: ...HEY! The hell's your problem!?

Random jerk: I have no problems.

Omega: Except you're flying out the window now.

Random jerk: Exactly... ...Wait what?

He was suddenly falled from the window of the classroom.

Honoka: O_O Wait what?

Omega: I got your book back.

Honoka: (Takes the book concerned)

Hokori: Hey there! I'm Hokori!

Omega: Hey there! I'm not listening. (Sits down & sleeps)

Kikotsu: ... ... ...What an odd child.

Hokori: ... ... ...Progress!

Honoka: Wrong again.

Hokori: Damn.

_________

-Present Day-

Omega: NOW IT'S YOUR TIME TO DIE!!!! (Punches so hard he breaks into several pieces)

Jackson: ("What the? Where was all this being hidden?! I knew he was strong but this is on a wholedifferent level!") IT'S NO USE KID! I'll reform every time you have no power against me-

Omega, punches him again: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR POWER!!! YOU'RE GONNA LOSE BECAUSE YOU PISSED ME THE HELL OFF!!!! (Punches again but misses & hits a wall)

Jackson: ("I dodged!? Thank god!")

Omega: I bet you're wondering why I missed you right?

Jackson: Huh?

Omega: I wanted to run a quick experiment. If I can punch faster than sight, light, sound & am fast enough to move around the globe under 1 millisecond. What happens if I use a full power punch & miss?

Suddenly out from nowhere a large black hole began to materialize right where Omega punched the wall.

Jackson: WHAT THE FUCK!!!??? HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?

Omega: I prefer not to ask. This is the first time trying this. It makes me remember why I hate to fight all out if not at all.

Honoka: WOAH DUDE! ARE YOU INSANE!?

Kikotsu: That will kill all of us!!!

Omega: Relax yeah? He's the only one I'm letting in there.

Everyone else instantly ended up outside.

Shoji: Did? Did he just take all of us outside that fast?

Iida: It's terrifyingly incredible. All this time he's acted like a slacker. But in reality he's better than all of us.

______

Jackson: Heerhahaha! A black hole can't suck me in. Too bad! I ain't going anywhere! The chain of stability prevents tha-

Omega: Good grief. SCREW YOUR CHAIN! (Breaks the indestructible chain in one hit)

Jackson: NANI!? NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN EXISTENCE CAN BREAK THIS THING! NOT EVEN LORD ZERO'S REALITY BENDING COULD BREAK IT!!!

Omega: You best damn cut out the comparison's.

Jackson was utterly terrified. He stepped backwards in fear only to stumble to the floor.

Jackson: ("If he broke the chain. Th-then he very well may be able to kill me!")

Omega: What's the matter? Thought you were scary? Huh. Drop dead. (Punches Jackson into the black hole then using his bare hands closes it shut)

Jackson: WHAT THE HELL!? HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE I CAN'T DIE HERE!!! NO WAY!!! I'LL COME BACK YOU BASTARDS YOU HERE! ME DAMMIT! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!.

Within the black hole Jackson materalized to nothing supposedly killing him.

Daizo: The hell did we just witness!?

Sanbi: That kid... ...He just might be one of the strongest things in existence.

________

Beowulf: Are my eyes playing tricks? That kid did the one thing I've been trying to for years. Not only did he find the bastard before me he killed him... ...No. I refuse to believe that happened. He's not dead there's no way.

________

Omega stepped outside.

Midoriya: His mask. It's come off.

Ururaka: It doesn't even look like to care.

Omega: My name is Omega Hakai. Wherever I go destruction may follow.

Tokoyami: A sudden introduction?

Omega: I prefer not to use my powers cause they often get people killed but in this case me doing nothing resulted in the death of my best friend, Hokori Hitoshi. The guy who I, when I first met him, couldn't stand. Rest in peace my friend...(Looks down at his friends body) ... ....Huh?

Honoka: What's up d-dude? (Coughs)

Omega: I thought I just... ...(Looks away, then looks back instantly to see Hokori with his eyes wide open) AFDWVHNYYBDYJGOPBBSW!!!?!?!? EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME!!??!!

Hokori: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Omega: YOU LITTLE FUCKER YOU WERE ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME YOU LYING BASTARD!!!

Hokori: You really think I'd let that happen? Do you know what Iron Fist does? It not only powers up my punches through breathing I can also heal myself dude! I pranked you so hard!!! HAHAHA!!!

Omega: YOU LITTLE---

Honoka: (Bursts out laughing) GOOD PRANK HUH!?

Omega: YOU SAID HIS PULSE HAD STOPPED!!!

Honoka: I did... ... ...But I lied.

Omega: I'M GONNA KILL YOU BOTH SO BAD!!!

Hokori: NIGERUNDAYO!

Omega: GET OVER HERE!!!

Kikotsu: (sigh) Kids.

_________

Meanwhile elsewhere.

Sanbi: Welp. Jackson's dead.

Daizo: He was getting too crazy anyway.

Henshi, walked in angry as hell.

Sanbi: Have a bad day?

Henshi: IT TURNS OUT HOKORI! WAS JUST PLAYING A DUMB PRANK!

Daizo: Wait what?

Henshi: I was crying to myself at home then suddenly the dude appears at the front door & I freaking freak out thinkin a ghosts come to my door!

Daizo: That sounds like something I would do.

Henshi: You do that ever. And I'll cut off your balls!

Sanbi: XD She's gonna take your masculinity dude!

Daizo: Understood! No death pranks!

Totsū: Now then you say Jackson was killed?...Are you aware of this core?

They all shake their heads.

Totsū: This is Jackson's core. As long as this exists. Jackson can not die or be hurt.

Sanbi: Then how's he gonna come back he was turned to nothing?

Totsū, leads them outside: Behold my garden of pumpkins. If I lay the core in the soil for a week or two. His core will choose one of the many pumpkin's to inhabit if his original body is unreachable.

Sanbi: So he's not dead.

Totsū: Precisely.

________

Kaabi: Alright erm. 1-A. My time here was very perculiar that villain attack ruined all the fun I had planned but no matter I'll see if I can try again another day yeah?

Kaminari: We don't mind.

Kirishima: Yeah we can wait man.

Mina: Woman.

Yaoyorozu: It's either remember. There's no need for this arguement again.

Kaabi: Well then my friends I'll be off. See you whenever.

Midoriya: See you later Starry Knight!

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Omega: Yet another boring uneventful day...Well at least that's how I see it. Nothing whatsoever. (sigh) I could be sleeping but hanging with Honoka and Hokori ain't too bad.

Civilian: There's a villain up ahead. Apparently they're either A or S-Class.

Civilian 2: Really? What heroes have arrived?

Civilian: I think Endeavour's up there. Fat Gum may also be there, and erm oh yeah the Bone Farmer.

Omega: Bone Farmer huh? I thought she preferred tasks that allowed her stay low on the attention radar.

Sanbi: Well why don't we find out what's goin on up there?

Omega: Holy crap! You scared me. As would anyone who gets approached by a random stranger.

Sanbi: Right my apologies! I'm Sanbi Kuraiumi. And your that Omega kid from U.A right?

Omega: Looks like I'm famous.

Sanbi: Let's go then anyway. ("Go and see this inferior villain")

Omega: Fine, I guess my friends can wait a bit longer.

Daizo: Hey scrawny! Catch! (Throws a car)

Omega: Hey a car. Well looks like they came to us.

Sanbi, in his head: Oooof course it's him.

Sanbi moved out the way and Omega let the car move him.

Omega: ...Nice...

Endeavour: Step aside boy this is not a place for children.

Omega: Then why're you here then?

Fatgum & Tsubaki: HAHAHAHAH!

Daizo: OOOOOH! Burn!

Sanbi: You need some water to cool it off?

Endeavour: Useless imbeciles.

Daizo, in his head: Wait why the hell is Sanbi here!? Oh nevermind he's here to make sure I don't kill his "Girlfriend." Gross!

Daizo: Venom! (Sprays Endeavour's eyes with venom)

Endeavour: ACK! BASTARD!

Daizo: Next!

Omega: Well it looks like the Villain wins. There ain't no way those two'll stand a chance against someone as committed as him. It's almost like he's deliberately pushing through against all 3 heroes Quirks. He's trembling slightly but he refuses to move.

Sanbi: Why could it not have been Henshi? I just want a peaceful day! Though I can't really complain if father were here they'd already be dead.

Daizo: Hahaha! I am unstoppa-- (Gets hit by a pebble) ...Huh?

Kid: Stay away demon man!

Daizo: Hmmm. I have formed an idea! (Picks up the kid) Any of you approach me and the girl loses her soul!

Kid: Put me down you meanie!

Daizo: ...Whatever... ...("That actually made me very sad")

Tsubaki: Using a child as a hostage!? How shameful!

Daizo: Hostage?...I don't do "Hostages." I just kill whatever stands in front of me!

Sanbi, raises an eyebrow at him saying "Really?" Daizo replies with a frown saying "No. I could never kill a child"

Fatgum: Well it seems you must be stopped immediately!

Daizo: Hah! Too late I've been staring at each of you longer than I need, time to!-- AACK!!! (Suddenly was sent flying unconscious immediately for no seeable reason)

Tsubaki: ..... .....Wait what just happened?... ...Sanbi?

Sanbi: Yeah I was watching all of that! You were all so cool. ("BUT WHAT THE SHIT TOOK DAIZO OUT IN ONE BLOW!?")

Endeavour: What the hell?

Fatgum: He just...Went...Flying.

Kid: That's what you get meanie! (Sticks out tounge) Mleh!

Omega: Hmf...Off I go then...Well that was nothing but effort. I shoulda just left them all to die. Lucky fro me they have no clue what happened... ...They're all lazy if they're getting shown up by a kid like me. That'd make em lazier than me.

Honoka, on the phone: Omega where are you did you oversleep again?

Omega: First of all I oversleep on purpose. Second I saved a kid today.

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#au #sanbi kuraiumi #daizo kurosu #tabetai tsubaki #hopeaterart's oc tsubaki #my oc's #fatgum #endeavour #bnha au #bnha #mha #anime #bandanimeboisstuff #incorrect quotes

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