#daffy-dork

[roboraindrop]

Jdbdjsksh I'm watching the BD movie with my platonic f/o Jack and I'm losing it. He's so SILLY.

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

wip wednesday

tagged by @eowon @exhuastedpigeon

thank ya darlins!

i have officially been looking at my big bang fic wayyyyy too long but still trucking through it! here's a snip

“So how about a date?” Buck continues on quickly, his words and tone taking on that quality it gets when he feels like he has to get everything out of him, pour out all that’s in his head and heart before he loses the chance.

He sounds cute when he’s like this, Eddie can admit that, but it also breaks his heart a little because it’s like Buck still believes he won’t be heard or seen without trying as hard as he possibly can no matter the consequences.

“Go on one date with me and then we can, y’know-” Buck trails off and wiggles his eyebrows up and down while a lascivious grins spreads over his mouth.

Jesus, Eddie is in love with such a dork.

“Pretty sure if you can’t say it we shouldn’t be doing it,” Eddie replies as straight-faced as he can which is a bit difficult because he’s still reeling from their kisses and from actually having Buck and Buck just merely alluding to them fucking has Eddie all hot and bothered like he’s a teenager discovering sex for the first time.

Buck sticks his tongue out at him.

Eddie contemplates biting it.

tagging @spaceprincessem @elvensorceress @shitouttabuck @bigfootsmom @honestlydarkprincess @queerdiazs @jeeyuns @spagheddiediaz @buckera @daffi-990 @sibylsleaves @shyaudacity @freewayshark @spotsandsocks @devirnis @mustachediaz @hippolotamus @dr-shortsighted-owl @transboybuckley @bi-buckrights @monsterrae1 @lonelychicago @ghosthunterbuck @lemonzestywrites @try-set-me-on-fire @rewritetheending @eddiediaaz and anyone else who wants to share!

[hippolotamus]

Sunday Sentences 🧜‍♂️

Mer!Buck won the poll and I am doing my damndest to make my little brain finish it. (This is not to promise anything timely but… it’s being worked on) Please enjoy some Diaz Siblings as kids 💖

He drops his bag inside the front door, eager to explore and find his room. What he finds instead -- a balcony, with two chairs and a small table, off the master bedroom -- is much better in his opinion.  The sliding glass door opens easily, as if inviting him to a different universe. Eddie stares, mesmerized, at the crashing waves of the Pacific, watching the water recede and roll back out again. He’s never seen anything like it in his life. ...  “Eddie!” Sophia bellows. “Mom wants you downstairs.” He rolls his eyes and begrudgingly leaves his new sanctuary, following the sounds of grumbling and muted bickering. “Can we go to the beach now?”  “Sure,” their Mom quips, drawing the word out. “As soon as we unpack and buy groceries and figure out dinner.”  “Moooooommmmm!” The plea slips out before he can stop it. Her incredulous expression, complete with raised eyebrow, is enough to have him clearing his throat and mumbling an apology. Apparently it’s not enough to deter Sophia.  “Come on, Mom. We’re always at the ranch. Do we really have to tag along? I’ll even make sure the little dork doesn’t drown or hurt himself.”  In a well practiced move, she puts her arm around his shoulder and they give their best puppy dog eyes. “Pleeeease?”  It’s a longshot but he hopes their mother is too tired to argue.  She purses her lips, flicking her gaze between the two of them. “Fine.”  “Yes!” Eddie and his sister pump their fists in unison, celebrating their victory.  “Be back by seven!” She calls after them, but they’re already grabbing their bags and clambering to shove past each other on the steps.

tagged by @bekkachaos thank you 😊

np tagging @actuallyitsellie @bucksbignaturals @a-noble-dragon @loveyouanyway @epicbuddieficrecs @tizniz @diazheartsbuckley @saybiwithme loml @bidisasterevankinard @spotsandsocks @dangerpronebuddie @theotherbuckley @stereopticons @kitteneddiediaz @daffi-990 @diazsdimples @your-catfish-friend @thekristen999 @filet-o-feelings @wikiangela @rainbow-nerdss @steadfastsaturnsrings @inell @jesuisici33 @dr-shortsighted-owl @eddiebabygirldiaz @dorkydiaz @bi-buckrights @elvensorceress @bucksbiawakening @giddyupbuck @beyourownanchor6 @indestructibleheart @ladydorian05 @lemonzestywrites @monsterrae1 @statueinthestone @slightlyobsessedwitheverything @thelikesofus @wildlife4life @eowon @rewritetheending and anyone else who wants to 😘

[diazsdimples]

Fuck It Friday!

Congrats to us for surviving premiere day! Celebrating it by sharing some of what I've dubbed the Secret Wip. Blame my co-conspirators @hippolotamus and @slightlyobsessedwitheverything, and read this snippet by Hippo for some context. Tagged for FIF by @wildlife4life and @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove (I'm sorry if this isn't your thing guys!)

Eddie rubs his thumb over the stretched skin soothingly and he leans forwards to press a small kiss just above her belly button. “Better?” he asks, eyes flickering over her face has he scrutinizes her expression. “Yeah, it’s fine now,” Shannon replies, rubbing her belly thoughtfully. “That was fucking sore though.” “What was sore?” Shannon groans as Tommy’s voice floats down the corridor, and a second later he walks into the lounge, peering at them suspiciously. “Jesus Christ, not you too! I’m fine, people!” Shannon glares at Eddie, as though it’s his fault her uterus suddenly decided to become active. “Is she fine?” Tommy asks, directing his question to Eddie because he knows as well as Eddie does that Shannon likely won’t admit she’s in labour until the baby is crowning. Eddie – a trained medic who has delivered many a baby – is apparently a reliable source when it comes to his wife’s status. “I guess?” Eddie shrugs, and out of the corner of his eye he sees Shannon nod resolutely. “It didn’t feel as hard as contractions usually do. Probably just Mr Sir rearranging himself and causing a Braxton Hick’s.” Tommy tuts and drops to his knees beside Shannon. He taps her belly three times with his knuckle and clears his throat. “Theodore, this is your father Part Three speaking. I’m going to need you to stop partying up in there. It’s uncomfortable for your mom and makes her very cranky.” It’s a testament to just how pregnant Shannon is that Tommy doesn’t get a clip around the ears for the last comment. Instead, she smiles at him fondly and gives his head a little shove. “You’re such a dork.”

Ngl I have no clue who's jam this might be so tagging some mutuals who might be interested/ want to share something.

@theotherbuckley @daffi-990 @spotsandsocks @bidisasterevankinard @buckera

@watchyourbuck @bigfootsmom @tommybuckleykinard @diazheartsbuckley @bucksbignaturals

@bibuckbuckgoose @dorkydiaz @queerdiaz @tommykinrd @steadfastsaturnsrings

@rainbow-nerdss @jesuisici33 @bucks-daddy-issues @monsterrae1 @bi-buckrights (pls lmk if this is not your thing, or if you'd like to be added to this taglist)

[theotherbuckley]

Tidbit Tuesday❣️

Tagged by the lovely @daffi-990 and @diazsdimples (p.s im still getting used to the new name I keep typing 'james' before going wait no.

Guys, I felt bad for all the depressing stuff I've shared so I've started a new fic!! It's a cute high school Valentine's one-shot. Enjoy :)

“Hey, what can we get for you?”

Buck hesitates, “Um—”

“We have cookies for one dollar, brownies for two dollars, roses also for two dollars, and serenades for four dollars. And everything comes with a free note, or you can send a note for fifty cents,” the girl at the desk continues.

Buck scratches his neck, “Can I get a brownie and a rose, please, um, and a note?”

“You got it! Here’s some paper to write your note on,” she says as she hands him a pink heart cut out.

“T-Thank you,” he says, shyly. 

Buck grabs the pen off of the desk, thinking of what to write. Should it be anonymous? He doesn’t want it to be anonymous, but would Eddie get embarrassed if he didn’t? And if he writes his name then everyone will know it was him and if Eddie rejects him then everyone will laugh at him. So it has to be anonymous then. 

Now what to write? Should he be cliche? Ask him to be his Valentine? Or should it be more personal. Agh this was harder than he thought. 

Eddie,  your smile makes my heart beat a little faster,  and your eyes remind me of big cow eyes, but in like a good way.  Love, EB P.S your hair is very floofy, pleaseee don’t cut it <3

There, he thinks, Eddie will know it was him without embarrassing anyone. Perfect.

These boys are dorks <3

Tagging: @disasterbuckdiaz @fortheloveofbuddie @jeeyuns @wildlife4life @honestlydarkprincess @eddiebabygirldiaz @spagheddiediaz @jesuisici33 @your-catfish-friend @ladydorian05 @giddyupbuck @eowon @elvensorceress @watchyourbuck @steadfastsaturnsrings @housewifebuck @thewolvesof1998 @king-buckley @rainbow-nerdss @cal-daisies-and-briars @malewifediaz  @evanbegins @wikiangela @bucksbirthmark  @puppyboybuckley @underwater-ninja-13 @fionaswhvre @aspecbuddie @lover-of-mine @nmcggg @tizniz @monsterrae1 @l0v3t0hat3y0u @smilingbuckley

[homerforsure]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Tagged by @devirnis and @daffi-990 😘

This is complaint Sunday actually because I'm bouncing in between two fics (for now. I've promised to actually start the big bang fic by the 25th which is um somehow tomorrow so that's cool) and in each fic, the boys have completely ignored what I needed them to do in favor of just being gigantic dorks.

Exhibit A: Long Way Home

What they're supposed to be doing: Pining. Angstily.

What they did instead:

He gets the coffee pot going, mostly because he wants there to be some for Buck when he gets here and shushes the Hildy when it loudly confirms his brewing selection.  “I know what kind of coffee I’m making. You don’t have to tell me. You don’t even know. You’re just a machine.”  It beeps in response, making a gurgling noise that Eddie has never heard before and doesn’t like and, of course, the front door opens at the same time. “Stop it,” he says. “Just make coffee. That’s all I want. That’s all you have to do.” When Buck finds his way to the kitchen a minute later, Eddie is still crouched down in front of the counter, fruitlessly pressing buttons on the front of the machine like one of them might be the answer to his prayers.  “I thought you figured out how to work it?” Buck asks. “I did! I thought I did. Maybe it got new programming from its overlords. Or it’s toying with me.” Eddie rises to standing, glaring at the coffeemaker and Buck laughs behind him. Closer behind him than Eddie realized he was.  Buck reaches around Eddie to press a button that Eddie swears he’s already hit three times and says, “Hey Hildy? Stop brewing.” “Don’t talk to it!” “You were talking to it,” Buck says as Eddie maneuvers out of the space between him and the counter that he’s been trapped in.  “I wasn’t using its language,” Eddie retorts.

Exhibit B: Hotel Hookup

What they're supposed to be doing: Being sexy, preferably with undercurrents of angst and/or unease

What they did instead:

Buck deftly unbuttons the rest of his stupid, sexy, tight shirt and flips it open like a dancer doing a reveal. Eddie snorts at him and the way he winks, but his eyes are glued to everything but Buck’s face. The outline of his body through the thin, white tank top that shifts and moves while it clings to his form. Skin and strength and softness and finally the permission to just look as much as he wants. It’s like watching the perfect gourmet dish being rolled out of the kitchen and knowing that every last mouthful is his. “You like that?” Buck asks, turning to the side to give Eddie a view of his flexed bicep as he slides the silky fabric down his arms.  Settling back on the couch with his legs spread wide, Eddie palms himself through his jeans and tries to look something other than riveted. “You know, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about how slowly you change clothes.” “Oh yeah?”  “Yeah. In the locker room? You’re there twice as long as anybody else.” “That’s funny,” Buck replies, letting his shirt fall to the floor. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in a hurry to get out of there either.” “Well I don’t like to leave before the show is over.”

Anyway. I've got all that to sort out. But in the meantime, I'll tag @mellaithwen, @princessfbi, @bigfootsmom, @gayhoediaz, @buckactuallys, @try-set-me-on-fire, @sibylsleaves, @shortsighted-owl, @walkinginland, @clusterbuck, @dearestdiaz, @honestlydarkprincess, @renecdote

[spotsandsocks]

Not Seven Sentence Sunday

Hello here are some sentences from Author Au which had fallen to the wayside but now I’m as good as done with shifter fic I’ll be back on this tagged by @exhuastedpigeon @hippolotamus @disasterbuckdiaz @wikiangela @daffi-990 @thekristen999 @diazsdimples

This is Eddie seeing Buck for the first- ish time. I may have shared this before but so long ago it doesn’t count 💜

Maddie opens the door slowly and until the figure behind it is revealed. The man standing there is tall and wide. A light blue shirt stretched across the muscles of his chest and arms. Eddie stares as the author they’ve been waiting for takes a step into the room with a shy smile that lights up his face. The children get a slightly awkward wave as he looks down, nose crinkling and Eddie can tell he’s blushing, probably because of the sudden cheer. The man takes a little bow and grins at Maddie. Eddie notices how his shoulders relax a little as he straightens up. The words adorable and dork fight for dominance in his head but in the end it’s a dead heat between them. E Buckley’s blue eyes look around, all his focus is on the children. Technically Eddie can’t actually see his eyes are blue from where he’s standing but he knows they are because he was staring into them not so long ago.

Tagging @tizniz @monsterrae1 @hoodie-buck @loserdiaz @spaceprincessem @rogerzsteven @fiona-fififi @bekkachaos @heartshapedvows @underwater-ninja-13 @wildlife4life @stagefoureddiediaz @thewolvesof1998 @weewootruck @giddyupbuck @honestlydarkprincess @pirrusstuff @elvensorceress @jesuisici33 @eddiebabygirldiaz @steadfastsaturnsrings @rainbow-nerdss @lover-of-mine @fortheloveofbuddie

[southseascion]

Scions Meeting Mitan's Husband

How do the Scions take to him when Mitan finally dares bringing him around?

Tataru is ever forward-thinking. She'll have the Carpenters outfitted by the time Mitan sets foot in Tural.

Y'shtola would prefer her tea time stayed quiet, but she was mannerly as one can be.

He may not fully understand him but felt the welcoming intent Urianger was attempting nonetheless.

Thancred forgets that Mitan can and will tell Ryne every embarrassing thing he says and does.

Alphinaud is ever polite, as much of a dork he comes off as.

G'raha is even more of a dork but too sweet to be faulted on it.

Alisaie is eager to pry more from her friend's less silent husband.

Estinien dislikes formalities, but he knows a man of physical prowess.

Krile seeks to fluster Mitan and expertly succeeds, as always.

It is safe to say that he knows she is in good, if daffy, hands.

[devirnis]

Seven(ish) Sentence Sunday

tagged by @daffi-990 @honestlydarkprincess @try-set-me-on-fire 🥰

some gentle caretaking from money laundering au (while Chimney is in the background feeling like he’s invisible because these two dorks only have eyes for each other)

“Why do you know so much about cleaning wounds?” Eddie asks.

A small smile tugs up the corner of Buck’s mouth. “I was a bit of a daredevil as a kid. My sister had to patch me up a lot. She’s an ER nurse now.” He dabs the towel gently against the cut on Eddie’s eyebrow, and Eddie winces. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay,” Eddie whispers.

Buck’s gaze slides from the cut to Eddie’s eyes.

if you wanna @bigfootsmom @homerforsure @princessfbi @eddiebabygirldiaz @spaceprincessem @shortsighted-owl @messyhairdiaz @shitouttabuck @bvckandeddie @callaplums @disasterbuckdiaz @wildlife4life @housewifebuck @giddyupbuck @loserdiaz @exhuastedpigeon 💜

[mysticbeaver]

what's your favorite rolf line, and favorite kevin line?

I mentioned some lines in the past and I guess the favorites always change around, so here's a few favorites I can think of at the moment (it's hard with Rolf especially cause everything he says is gold)

For Kevin one line that sticks out is "this show needs subtitles". I love the idea of Kevin's own brand of fourth-wall break naturally being sarcastic and unfazed (it also makes me wonder which other characters apart from the Eds directly broke the fourth wall, can't remember now. Was there anyone apart from Kevin? Not surprised he's the one to do it tho haha), would have loved to see more Kevin glancing at the "camera" with a puzzled/annoyed look 🤨

Another one (not necessarily the line but the delivery) is when Eddy accidentally swallows him whole and he just says "no really, I'm pouding ya, dork", like he's not even horrified or disgusted, just absolutely done with Eddy's shit 😂 (btw when he drops the piano on Eddy as revenge that's such a Looney Toons rivalry gag between the two of them, Bugs-Daffy coded)

Also with Rolf in Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed, "this pageant thing's got you tied in a knot." Don't know why I like it, the deadpan delivery just rings out so well, it makes me imagine older Kev getting very good at those off-handed remarks, hopefully he loses his more unfunny jokes and develops his dry sense of humor (also that particular exchange makes me imagine KevRolf daily life, like the bit where Edd's in the sewer and you can hear them bickering about the generator, but nevermind this is another topic)

A Rolf favorite lately is when he's sharpening Victor's horns and he's all joyful and gleaming, "Rolf's eyes sting with your beauty!" lmao calm down Rolf it's just a goat's horns. Or the scene in Wish You Were Ed where he speaks in his language, I love how it sounds even if it's silly gibberish. Not to mention all of the silly noises he makes, especially the one where he's just humming/mumbling to himself, he really sounds like a furby 🤣

Then there's the bit from Dueling Eds when he's donning his sea-cucumber suit. "The fittings were excruciating... but that's another story." Also from Truth or Ed, talking of Eddy's shouting, "His shrieks rip through Rolf like Nana's cabbage stew!" How does a cabbage stew rip through you? What does it mean? Sounds uncomfortable. I assume he's talking about a terrible gas attack lol.

Finally I always love the gem, "Shall Rolf rub Kevin's belly with the oil of fermented figs?" I love that he just takes Kevin's words literally and thinks he's got a belly ache or something so he offers some... help lol. It's kinda cute apart from being funny (recently I thought about how the storyboards were run through scene-by-scene in front of the whole studio crew when they were working on an episode, commentary and criticism encouraged... I can only imagine the reaction to that joke haha).

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Young Porky [to young Daffy]: Y-y-y-y-y-you're a dork, no offense.

Daffy: You know, just because you sthay "no offenthse" doesn't excuse the offenthsive remark that inevitably follows.

Porky: W-w-w-w-well, in that case, you're a dork. Offense inte-inte-uh meant.

[unmakingandincorporeality]

One of the working rules of how Bugs Bunny is written is that he never starts shit. He's strictly happy to get on with things peaceably as long as nobody's trying to start something with him. He'd be trivially easy for the Doctor and Stephen to deal with, because peaceful conflict resolution is both of their first strategy. There's no scenario where those three don't come out peacefully agreeing that doesn't involve fundamentally rejecting the metaphysical premises of the realities they come from.

I've seen enough Star Trek to know who Q is and get his general vibe, but not enough to feel confident making a strong call about how successful I'd expect him to be; pitting him against Bugs, at best we have an unstoppable force/immovable object scenario, but I feel like Trek logic leans too heavily in favor of justice to allow that to happen. I think Q would find a way to exit the conflict claiming victory but still leaving Bugs, Stephen and the Doctor largely in possession of their goals at the end of things.

I have barely seen any MLP and cannot speak to Princess Celestia's disposition or capacities.

Bill Cipher would lose. In a battle royale and in every one-on-one matchup, Bill Cipher would lose. With an entire dimension of evil and madness at his back, Bill Cipher lost to two preteen dorks and their friends from summer camp. Bill Cipher would lose to Daffy Duck.

[itsthequeercryptid]

OC Ref/Bio - Sam 🌻

🌻 He/Him

🦋 15

🍄 Pan/Trans

🌾 Human/Fairy

🌻 Indian (Kannadiga)

🦋 Born 6/22/2009 (♋️)

🍄 6”1

🌾 Abilities:

• Manipulating plants

• Flower spawning

• Communicating with animals

🌻 Personality:

• Shy

• Really friendly when you get to know him

• Athletic, likes running and other physical activities

• Passionate about nature; favorite hobbies are foraging and gardening

• Loves bugs

• Can be a huge dork

• Sticks to his morals; always wants to do the right thing

🦋 Other Facts:

• Part of Daffy’s friend group

• Doesn’t have fairy wings

[archangelraphael]

Thanks @howldean for tagging me sorry for being late !💕

List 3 ships you like: I gotta be honest and say i've never been invested in any ship past seeing fanart lol. I'm gonna say sabriel and destiel can be really fun when done right! and also daffy duck X bugs bunny because it's iconic.

First ship ever: i think it was fluttershy X discord from mlp.

Last song you heard: Remember the Time by Michael Jackson <3

Favorite childhood book: DORK DIARIES!!! I would devour these books in like a day. Omg nikki i miss her. Also, fun fact! i read the entire Percy Jackson series but i can't remember anything oops.

Currently reading: honestly nothing for a while now.

Currently watching: i've been meaning to start watching modern family as soon as i find somewhere to watch it, also I'm one step away from rewatching my little pony.

Currently consuming: ate two burgers like an hour ago 👍

Currently craving: someone please buy me japanese food, like please. The cheapest japanese food in here is like 90 moneys i don't have all that :,] 🕯manifesting🕯

Since I'm late so I'm tagging whoever wants to <3

[hifimuses]

@hoopsheartthrob​ (xxx)

“Ay Ay Ay! I resent that, I am not a dork!”

“I am quite the refined gentleman!”

[yokelfelonking]

Besides that, it has advantages for both the streamer and the audience.

For streamers, it adds a layer of anonymity. People don't know your real face and real name so it's harder for creeps and weirdos to stalk you. Maybe you're not photogenic...but having a virtual avatar makes it so that your actual talent as an entertainer has to actually stand out more than just being a pretty face (because anyone can have a cute anime girl avatar).

And for the viewer...well, leaving aside the "weebs love anime women" thing...would Looney Tunes be the same if Bugs Bunny was just some guy? He doesn't act like a rabbit. Daffy Duck doesn't act like a duck. Foghorn Leghorn doesn't act like a rooster. It's really just there as setups for gags. But if they were just, like, cartoon people, would it really be the same?

Same kind of goes for vtubers. Everyone knows they're not really a bunny girl or alien or ghost or whatever else their character might be, and they rarely really play into the character (Calliope Mori might be one of the only ones who really kind of leans into her character, but even then it's as a gag - "the Grim Reaper is actually a total dork" -) but it somehow adds something.

what even is a vtuber? like i sort of know but i also don't. i've just been too afraid to ask until now, but i suppose i am in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt me