#dadifer peeks out through the curtain

[morningbloodystar]

**A tiny bug gently tugs on your sleeve*

Hu!! Um... Trick or treat :)

(- @bentleysbeetle )

Oh my fucking Brother you're adorable.

Hello there, sweetness. Tell me, whyever would I trick one as darling as you?

Anything in particular you like, tiny one? Any, uhh.. Dietary restrictions for beetles?

[morningbloodystar]

You know what? Sure.

@fishyfiles, bring up the paperwork, could you, darling? Again?

Adoption?

@morningbloodystar

@ineffablesnakes

@theangel-aziraphale

@thedemon-crowley

[morningbloodystar]

Why hello there, Mira! It's wonderful to have you here, my dear. And there's one person who appreciates my - frankly - wondrous humour, thank Me.

I'd be beyond glad to welcome you to the family - what do you think, @chloe-decker-lapd?

Oh, and Hannibal, you say? Yes, well, a few of my other children have quite a fondness for that show too. One of them attempted to bring the cannibals back from Hell. I love you all, but please do not bring the cannibals back from Hell.

Feel free to talk about DnD all you want, though. We appreciate all hyperfixations and infodumps here.

By the way - wrong Brother, love. Jesus is wonderful, of course, but I'm rather partial to my own name.

[morningbloodystar]

u- um... I know you already adopted a lot of people, so if you say no it's okay... but... I- I was wondering if maybe you'd... want to adopt me, too?...

(@tiny-anon)

Oh I've been waiting for this since the first ask.

I would love nothing more, dear one. Truly - I'd say I've adopted you emotionally already, you darling.

Though, I do believe I've learnt a bit of a lesson in adoption - I'm a bad single dad, who can't single-handedly stop his children from dying and breaking the laws of physics and becoming gods.

Allow me to just ask @chloe-decker-lapd about it as well?

[morningbloodystar]

Hello, I've seen your interactions with @helphowdoiusethis and a few other people and was wondering if I could join?

....join -?

Oh! You mean the Morningstar Family? I definitely wouldn't mind sweetheart - though @the-almighty-lucifer and @fishyfiles might just begin a Revolution....

I'm Lucifer Morningstar. The Devil, the First Fallen, and your potential future father! If you truly meant that, of course.

[morningbloodystar]

hello mr morningstar, could you adopt me too?? i have many good skills which include arson, origami, and being silly

......right. The arson's a bit - um - abrupt? I'd really rather you don't maintain a criminal record post adoption, child. It'd make family dinner with the Detective a bit... Awkward.

Allow me to just.... @fishyfiles

Must I specify more, Dagon?

[morningbloodystar]

If you're adopting children, may I be adopted too- I caused low level chaos but big level disruption to you date.

I am also technically closer to Eric's age than any of you other children.

Oh, you're the one Eric employed, are you not? Jay, I believe?

You certainly have, darling. I'm quite proud of you, infact.

@fishyfiles, could you possibly bring out the paperwork?

[morningbloodystar]

Are you okay now? You're not still cutting your wings off, right?

If you want you can come pet Dog. He's real good at helping with that sort of stuff.

-@adam-n-dog

Adam!

Well, I certainly didn't expect you - though I'm quite pleased to see you again!

Yes, I'm perfectly fine. I stopped cutting them off some time back - they're well and functioning.

....Dog. The Hellhound who is now a puppy. Right.

You know what? I actually wouldn't mind - would he be ok with me petting him? I'm aware that the Hounds tend to fear me, a bit.

[morningbloodystar]

ok so remember me? set up your account for you while on a coffee binge, sometimes hacks into it and makes your tags ✨dadifer, and calls you my bby boy?

can you adopt me please? pros include loads of heart emojis and spicy food magicked to you

cons include another insane gremlin you're responsible for

you up for the challenge, bby boy dadifer?

have hearts 💕💕💕 as a down payment

Right, I'm quite sure it's impossible to forget the ever-present calamity like the one you are, Ro. You're like a fungus. You never disappear.

Regardless - adopting you, you say?

.....I don't mind. But - and I mean this - you pay for your own coffee, because bloody Hell, love, you'll make me go broke.

And you don't call me baby boy. Or Dadifer. Or anything other than my name, thank you very much. Dad is the only exception.

But, yes, I do need to check with @chloe-decker-lapd.

Have a few hearts back - you don't need to put down a down payment, love, you're not buying a house 🫀🫀🫀

[morningbloodystar]

Hey, how can I send you the adoption papers? (I'm very embarrassed to ask directly :])

Oh, I've been working on this one!

Fill this out, would you? It's a Google Form - helps me keep track of you lot better, too.

And dear - there's absolutely no need to be embarassed, regardless of who you are. I don't care if you're bloody Elon Musk - if you want to be adopted, and Chloe agrees, you will be.

(If you are him, though... We're going to have quite the common quality of fucking up a huge, important, organisation.)

[morningbloodystar]

Hello, I’ve been told you probably won’t get this until the weekend but i was wondering if I could be apart of the Morningstar family (if that’s what the Good omens rp thing is called I’m not really sure), I’ve been told I have to be to join a discord rp group which was created in case tumblr dies (which I definitely hope it isn’t but just in case it’s good to have a backup)

Thank you for reading this if you do end up reading this.

Right! Morningstar Adoption Services, officially on for business.

You can absolutely join the family, sweetheart. The discord server is more of a... Morningstar and Associated group chat, you could call it. Bloody chaotic - it's wonderful.

You don't have to join it, to be my child. What you do have to do, is ask - as you've already done. I'm more than willing - I do hope @chloe-decker-lapd is of the same mind. What do you say, Detective?

Oh, and would you mind filling this up? I'd love to know more about you than merely your name, love.

[morningbloodystar]

hey luci, im genderqueer and bisexual, can I be your kid?

-🪐 (if that anon isn’t already taken that is)

You may definitely be my kid, darling - though I would prefer to know what to call you.

And, also... @chloe-decker-lapd. Atleast you know about all the adoptions, now?

[morningbloodystar]

yo yo yo can you adopt me? Im part of Eddie lore now, and termite recommended me to be adopted

Of course, darling! I'm.. uncertain about what you mean when you say 'Eddie lore', but I take it you're close to him?

Allow me to just... @chloe-decker-lapd

[morningbloodystar]

At this point, perhaps it’s best if you adopt me too. @nutty-and-accurate seems to have disowned me. At any rate, I’m a disgrace to my own family name - I burned my history, my mother doesn’t want to talk to me, not since I had to leave to help save billions of people at eighteen. With your former biological son, by the way.

I’d only just begun to figure out who I am without my family and now, within the space of an hour, I’ve been rediscovered and disowned again.

I’m sorry. I shouldn’t’ve said all that. I’m just a bit shaky right now, is all. I’m sure I’ll regain control soon.

So. Yeah. Also, we’re all worrying about you and your children. According to dear old Agnes, you might be in danger.

- Anathema (sans Device)

...I assume this is @the-anathema-device? You're the witch with a piece of my Mother in her, are you not?

Well. I don't mind adopting you either way - though this does make it a bit. Complicated, to say the least. Regardless, I'm perfectly willing - though, of course, I do need to consult the lovely @chloe-decker-lapd.

....is it weird that your potential mother is similar to you in age? Actually, forget that, Eric's a million times older than Chloe.

It's not a disgrace to want your own identity, dear one. I understand what it feels like. To have a purpose, predestined by Someone who doesn't seem to give two shits, and do all can to escape it and make your own.

Besides, I'm quite certain you exceeded all expectations. It's no mean feat to be among the only competent ones in a bloody Apocalypse, you know?

You don't need to gain control over something like this, dear. Whatever you feel right now? Don't let anyone tell you it's an overreaction - not even the culprit behind it, Agnes Motherfucking Nutter.

...when are we not in danger? Seriously, I ask for one day.

[morningbloodystar]

*there’s a knock on the door, and when you open it there appears to be a small box, in the shape of a cube and around 10 x 10 x 10 inches, with the words ‘Free Kitten for adoption’ written on the side. However, upon further inspection, there is NOT a kitten in the box. Instead, it is me*

*Lucifer's face melts into a sort of startled, yet enchanted face.*

Oh, you went through some effort, didn't you, love?

I'd love nothing more. Yet, in the spirit of healthy communication, allow me to just.... @chloe-decker-lapd

[morningbloodystar]

Hello Mr. Morningstar

I tried to ask you this but I might have accidentally deleted the ask instead of sending it. (If I didn't I'm sorry for sending another one)

Um anyway mayipleasebeadoptedtoosorryforbotheringyouagainiloveyoubye

Oh, hello there, my dear!

I'm afraid this long reputed Hellsite must have eaten your ask. It gets hungry, sometimes - possibly the magical relation to Hellhounds.

There's absolutely no need to apologise for 'bothering' me - I'm quite free these days.

You absolutely may be adopted, love. How politely framed, if not a bit... fast-paced, of you.

I'm Lucifer - though I suppose you know that, by now?

@fishyfiles, for your sterling service, would you like the Throne, or would all the Secrets of the Universe do?