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I'll just be here... thinking about them
#slow horses#gary oldman art#gary oldman#saskia reeves#jackson & catherine#jackson x catherine#catherine is the cutest#standish x lamb#daddy lamb#cult of the lamb#catherine standish#jackson lamb#lamb x standish#slow horses couples#alow horses s4#slow horses BTS#i love them desperately#god i love them#i love this interaction so much
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Watching Lamb all in action
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an assortment of random sketches womp
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and daddies fanart#dndads fanart#dndads season 1#kiddads#dndads season 2#henry oak#cassandra swift#grant wilson#sparrow oak garcia#nicky foster#the colored anthro looking sketches are from my cult of the lamb au lol#i wish i could draw animals tho lol#erin o'neil
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Hello bioshock fans
#would you kindly#bioshock#bioshock 2#bioshock infinite#andrew ryan#augustus sinclair#jack ryan#sander cohen#frank fontaine#sofia lamb#subject delta#big daddys bioshock#big daddy#bioshock memes
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Me : well maybe it's not that bad?
Me : looking for radioapple art and immediately get hit with big buff Alastor and tiny shorter than in canon Lucifer, Lucifer in a dress getting fucked by Alastor, Lucifer in a dress getting fucked by big buff Alastor, Lucifer who look like 5 yo and 'suave sugar daddy' Alastor who holds him and each with thousands of likes and absolutely zero of anything else than that
Me : nope 🙃😔
Save me Vox/Al artists, save me
Man, I love Vox/Alastor art so much.
I just love the Vox/Alastor ship as a whole, be it one-sided, mutual, or anything in between, and a lot of it stems from Alastor still feeling like he's Alastor.
I mean, I think people make Alastor a little more cruel and heartless towards Vox sometimes, but overall he still feels like himself. He gets to be dangerous and manipulative and he gets to be silly and whimsical. It's perfect.
Adding a cut right here because this post got WAY longer than I anticipated ⬇️
I think with RadioApple, when it comes to Alastor, people lean too much into this:
And not enough into this:
It feels like his fun, sassy, and whimsical side gets stripped away and he's turned into a stereotypically tall, dark and menacing love interest.
Where's his flamboyancy? His razzamatazz! As Susan would say, "Where's the showmanship? Where's the pizzaz? Fucking mediocre."
If I'm reading a fic or looking at art and I can't imagine their Alastor doing one of his girly-pop wrist flicks -
- then I can't keep going. His girly-pop vibes are too important to me.
Of course, when it comes to tone in both fics and art, sometimes fun and whimsical aren't what the artist is going for. But even outside of NSFW art and stories, so often Alastor just feels...bland. He feels too stiff. Too much like a suave, old fashioned, smooth talking gentleman, and not enough like a fun, silly, and sassy little freak who loves trolling people.
And with Lucifer if feels like they lean too much into this:
And not enough of this:
I feel like any, if not all, of Lucifer's flaws are brushed aside so often and so easily.
He feels softened and watered down. Like he's either a sad & awkward UwU boi all the time, or he's the most flamboyant, seductive little minx there is. And to be fair, he is both a very sad boi and a seductive little minx.
But rarely does he ever come across as powerful to me. A lot of the time he feels too normal. Or too sad and naive. Literally, like he could be any other sinner if I didn't already know he was the kind of Hell. And that's so funny to me because we've seen him openly and extravagantly display his powers multiple times in the show--not to the extent that he did in the finale--but he was definitely flaunting all the things he could do, make, or summon for Charlie during his musical-battle with Alastor. He was 100% showing off how powerful he is.
Not only that, but, honestly, Lucifer feels too open and sincere because that man is judgmental as fuck.
Going back to the "Dad Beat Dad" episode, there are multiple examples of him being a self-righteous little shit: 1) he was incredibly critical of Charlie's hotel the moment he stepped inside, even if he tried, and failed, to cover it, 2) he didn't even try to hide his disgust for Alastor's bar, which he didn't even know was incorporated by Alastor (who he hadn't even met him yet) and could've been incorporated by Charlie or Vaggie, for all he knew, 3) he wasn't taking Charlie's hotel or her plan for redemption seriously from the start, he didn't even have his mind open to the possibility, he wasn't there to hear about her plans he was only there to see her, and 3) when the hotel was attacked by the loan sharks, instead of making them go away or preventing the hotel from being damaged - which he could have very easily done with no amount of effort - he hung back and smugly reiterated that he was right and sinners can't be redeemed and Charlie should just give up on her goals/dreams because it's just not possible so there's no point in trying.
Like, Charlie was very clearly in distress over her hotel being attacked and destroyed, but he was too busy boasting about how he'd been "proven" right to see that.
He's very easy to anger and his ego is so easily bruised. Alastor got under his skin immediately and effortlessly - though I also believe that's on part that Lucifer doesn't have a high opinions of sinners anyway - and Lucifer 100% escalated the conversation/argument he had with Alastor during their first meeting.
See the whole scene of him referring to Alastor as a "has-been" and insulting the name he'd given the hotel, especially when you take into consideration that until Alastor said that he named the hotel, Lucifer thought it was Charlie who came up with it.
And I'm not going to say that Alastor was an innocent, picked on little baby in that scene, he was 100% riling up Lucifer from the start, but also, like...Alastor's lines weren't outright antagonist like Lucifer's were. They were more subtle, slightly needling and passive aggressive, but nothing that could really be taken as a insult.
This is literally the dialogue, word for word, of their very first interaction:
Lucifer: What in the unholy Hell is that?!
Alastor: Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit if color, don't you think?
Lucifer: And you are?
Alastor: Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, Sir, quite a pleasure. It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life.
Lucifer: Who is this? Who is this now - are you the bellhop?
Alastor: Ah-ha, no! I am the host of the hotel. You might've heard of me from my radio broadcast.
Lucifer: Hmm, nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the "has-been" hotel, hahaha!"
Alastor: Ha ha ha, it was actually my idea.
Lucifer: Ha ha, well it's not very clever.
Alastor: Ha ha, fuck you.
Like. That's their first interaction. And if you go back and actually pay attention to facial expressions and body languages, this was the first time he's seen Alastor, and Lucifer was immediately disdainful.
I went back and screenshotted Lucifer's face, right after Alastor's first line (which was a relatively innocent in and of itself and didn't even sound that antagonist), and:
That's a lot of disesteem for someone he literally just met. At most, you could argue that it was Alastor's smirk or tone that set him off ⬇️:
But even that is such a small thing to get upset over.
I'd say the only time Alastor really started getting openly hostile towards Lucifer was when he wiped his hand after shaking Lucifer's cane (which Lucifer didn't even see as he was too busy fixing his hat) and commenting on Lucifer's height (as a shortie myself, can confirm, that'll get on the nerves very fast).
My point is, Lucifer was immediately unfriendly towards Alastor and escalated the situation just as quickly, if not quicker, than Alastor did. Alastor implied that Lucifer might know of his radio broadcast, and Lucifer jumped right to calling him a "has-been." He doesn't even know him. This is their very first meeting. He was judgy and dismissive of Alastor at first sight, and, let's be honest, he kind of threw the first punch with that "has-been" line. Alastor said Lucifer was shorter than expected, but it's not like he laughed, pointed at him and called him a undercooked little chicken nugget. I'm sure a lot of demons/sinners who've never seen Lucifer would also assume he would be taller and more menacing at first glance, and I doubt this is the first time someone was surprised with his height (still not cool, Alastor. We vertically challenged folk have feelings too).
But Lucifer was prejudice from the start and antagonized Alastor just as quickly, and way more openly, than Alastor did to him. And don't get me wrong, this isn't me saying that's a bad thing on Lucifer's part! This isn't me criticizing or scorning him for it. I think it speaks so much of him as a character!
Cause we've seen the soft and tender moments he has with Charlie. We know how much he loves and cares for her. But he's also egotistical, antagonistic, and judgmental as hell, and that's what makes him such a fun character to write about. He's awkward yet showy, smug yet caring, depressed yet prideful. And by god, this man will show off his power without hesitation. He knows he's hot shit. He knows he's the strongest person in all of Hell. He knows he's the top dog and he can do whatever he wants - even if he has no love or interest in interacting within the Pride Ring (as far as we've been shown).
He's got a lot of multi-facets to him and I adore it, and that's why I get so annoyed when all of that is stripped away and he's turned into this soft little sunshine UwU boi who's just a sad, sweet lil lamb who's done no wrong.
No! He has done many wrongs! There's a reason he and Charlie were estranged and I don't think it was Lilith's fault - or, at least, I don't think it was all her fault (I have many thoughts about Lucifer and Lilith's divorce, okay)
I didn't mean for this to turn into a full-blown character analysist post LOL but alas I tend to get carried away. This was all to say, I really enjoy RadioStatic because Alastor typically gets to keep his sadistic and whimsical side, and I appreciate that. His silliness means a lot a to me, and if he comes off as too stiff or formal, it takes me out of a story.
Lucifer's flaws and sheer power also mean a lot to me, and I wish there were more fics and fan-art that showed that. If Lucifer reads too much like a normal, every-day person, I lose interest. I like the idea of people getting used to him, and getting comfortable around his presence, only to get a sudden and overwhelming reminder that he is, in fact, an ancient and immortal being with immense power that their brains wouldn't even be able to comprehend.
I have so many headcanons about Lucifer as a fallen angel and how his habits and lifestyle developed over the thousands upon thousands of years he's been in Hell. Habits he's adopted that unconsciously help him duplicate the mannerisms and behavior of sinners and demons, but also those small, indistinct tells that are quick and subtle reminder that he could destroy everyone in Pentagram City with ease if he decided to; and also, those times if you were to look closely and really pay attention, you get the faint, unsettling feeling that there is something very un-human about him. A subtle, unnerving shiver down your spine as your instincts yell at you that this person is not a person at all, he's just passing off as one.
That shit gets me. Give me ancient, eldritch Lucifer and I'll love you forever.
I am sorry Anon, I did not mean for this response to get so big 😅 You gave me a paragraph and I gave you a novel. But yeah, save me RadioStatic artists, save me 🙏 I rarely have to worry about Alastor turning into a big, buff alpha man or a soft little UwU when he's with Vox, and I appreciate that.
Edit: Adding a screenshot of my tags here because apparently I wrote down too many and it cut off the character tags.
#PHEW#this got way longer than it was supposed to be#also I found out you can only have 30 images max on a post#I had so many more gifs and screenshots to share#but I had to curate them#but yeah#Lucifer's watered down to UwU baby lamb or seductive flamboyant minx#and Alastor is just a big buff alpha male daddy love interest or he's too much of a formal prim and proper cannibal gentleman#you give him back his goddamn wrist flicks OR SO HELP ME#if I read a fic and I can't imagine Alastor doing a sassy little hand gesture then I hightail it out of there#i can't force myself to keep reading#it bothers me too much#it gets messy#and awkward#and weird#its not like your playing with their feelings#anyway#hazbin hotel#alastor#asks#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#vox x alastor#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#appleradio#radioapple#radiostatic#staticradio
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I am HERE for it!!! (we see you Lamb... we KNOW you CARE!!!!)
Jackson in s1e1 when he looks out the window as Catherine goes to work
#slow horses#catherine standish#jackson lamb#slow horses s1#slow horses cast#slow horses couples#gary oldman#saskia reeves#shs1#slough house#slough house crew#standish x lamb#catherine is the cutest#jackson x catherine#jackson & catherine#cult of the lamb#lamb#standish#daddy lamb#we saw you lamb#we know you care
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Devastating
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#slow horses#catherine standish#standish x lamb#daddy lamb#jackson lamb#lamb#lamb x standish#twisted codependency#slow horses cast#gary oldman fanart#gary oldman#saskia reeves#slow horses meme#slough house#spook street
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How To: Preserve Eternal Innocence
Surrender all agency, make yourself vulnerable! Your best fate is getting slaughtered at the alter like a sacrificial lamb
#alternative lives#helpful guide#list#niche guides#edgy moodboard#aesthetic#guide#going mad#edgy#coquette#girlblogging#daddy's good girl#sacrifice#sacrificial lamb#ballet core#light pink#eternal innocence#innocence#girlhood#baby gorl#girl rotting#just girly things#this is a girlblog#pretty forever#age regression#lamb#cult
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in 'real tigers' when lamb said to the kids after standish went missing, "i’m starting to think we should go on one of those team-bonding courses. though maybe we should wait till your mother hen’s back in the coop." and when he was grappling with river's fuck up at the park, "and while he could contemplate a future without river cartwright in it with a degree of equanimity, catherine standish would have plenty to say on the subject if she ever turned up. and lamb had learned long ago not to piss off whoever made your morning tea." well at least daddy lamb knows who actually runs slough house 😌
#slow horses#jackson lamb#catherine standish#between 'your mother hen' and lamb announcing 'daddy's home!' in one of the books i just want to say that's very PARENTS#its a minor detail but mick herron said YOUR mother hen not just mother hen like lamb said it like standish gave birth to all of them#i love how aware they are that they are co-parenting a bunch of mangy opossums together
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pov you show up at the FBI and these two lowkey autistic agents are the best they've got:
#clarice starling#silence of the lambs#jodie foster#dana scully#x files#gillian anderson#their dead daddy issues would get fixed if they just made out already#clarice is just a little silly autism to me </3#scully's autism is empathy but in a way that most people don't comprehend#the urge to ramble about them is STRONG.
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shy little lamb, so soft n sweet ♡
#little lamb#lizzygrant#coquette#angelic#bambi#dollette#dollcore#nymph aesthetic#dollete aesthetic#lana del rey#nympette#baby pink#nymphett#nymphcore#baby doll#daddy issues#im shy#softcore#softette#innocent eyes#innocence
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There, propped up on reinforced flooring and strung up like a marionette on spider silk, sat their bone-white beloved. A bubbling emotion ripples into a smile on their face. Even now, centuries later, he still waits (for them).
Yes, his blood-red eyes are long gone; one of the first organs to rot and decay, replaced by paltry candles. But as Lamb gathers the makeshift cushion and blanket they've brought with them, and settles down among the ivy they once watered with their tears, a deep sense of home falls upon them. If they listen closely enough, in the quiet dripping of damp within the domain, they could still hear him breathing in their sleep.
Eternity sure is a long time to wait for someone.
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#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl fanart#narilamb#cotl narinder#but as bone daddy#i now have a strange knowledge of taxidermy and bone preservation#still dunno what to call this au#mycrunchies myart
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The show is back on track with the arrival of Season 4, which currently has a 100% rating on the review aggregator. Thanks to these ratings, plus a first season with a total of 95%, the overall total for the show is an enormous 98%, making it one of the highest-rated shows on Rotten Tomatoes today.
#100#highest rated shows#slow horses#slow horses s1#slow horses s2#slow horses s3#slow horses s4#slow horses is the best show out there#gary oldman#saskia reeves#jackson lamb#catherine standish#lamb#daddy lamb#jack lowden#river cartwright#rosalind eleazar#louisa guy#kadiff kirwan#marcus longridge#shirley dander#aimee ffion edwards#jonathan pryce#the old bastard#the OB#david cartwright#bad sam chapman
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