#dad yang

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Evicted: Single Mom AU

Yang: (lets herself into Blake's apartment with the spare key) Hey, Babe! I thought I'd come over a little early and see if you wanted to go pick up Kela together.

Blake: (holding her face in her hands at the kitchen table with a sheet of paper laying in front of her)

Yang: Babe?

Blake: (silent sobbing)

Yang: Blake? (rushes to Blake's side and holds her tight) Blake, what's wrong?

Blake: (crying into Yang's shoulder) We're getting evicted from the building.

Yang: What?!

Blake: (holds up the eviction notice) The new owners of the building is evicting everyone. The whole building needs to be vacated by the end of the week. (slams the paper onto the table and plasters her face into Yang's shoulder) How am I supposed to find a new place to live in a week?! Much less move what little we have! There's no apartment complex in the city that doesn't charge out the nose for Faunus tenets!

Yang: (holds Blake tightly and strokes her hair) .....I might know someone who has cheap rent.

Blake: (sniffs back her tears as she tries to calm down) Who's that?

Yang: Me.

Blake: (eyes shoot open wide) Yang....

Yang: Hear me out! I know we haven't been together long, but I have the space after Ruby moved in with her totally-not-girlfriend. Kela can have Ruby's old room, you can take my bed and I can have the couch if that makes you feel more comfortable, and you don't even have to pay rent. Just help out with the bills and groceries. That's all.

Blake: Yang... that's too much. I can't put you out like that.

Yang: You're hardly putting me out. I wouldn't have offered if I wasn't sure. After all, my couch is super comfy!

Blake: (gives a wet chuckle as she wipes her tears) We can share your bed if you're adamant about me sleeping in it.

Yang: Sweet! Be warned. I'm a cuddler.

Blake: I think I can manage that.

Yang: And I snore.

Blake: You snore?

Yang: Like a bear.

Blake: I think I'll sleep on the couch.

Yang: Hey!

Blake: (laughs lightly) ....You're sure?

Yang: One-hundred percent! We can even put dating on hold until you can find another place if it bothers you that much. I don't want to see you and Kela put out on the street in the middle of winter because the new landlord is a twatwaffle.

Blake: (hugs Yang tightly) Thank you, Yang. I'll find a way to repay you.

Yang: Make me coffee in the morning or cook the first dinner. Those are your only choices. I'm not taking rent from you.

Blake: (sighs endearingly) Alright.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOSH!!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!! @sevi-fuk You are absolutely amazing!!!! I owe you a Yang Dad blurb of whatever scenario you want!!! I don’t care! I- da- AHHHHHHH!!!

Based on this

[dizzybizz]

i haven't seen anyone talking about his dad squint yet

have you seen him

sir, that's peak dad behavior

[strayingawayy]

the parenting pro...

...where you're flabbergasted by how good jeongin is at being a father

it was a typical saturday morning, and you were trying to survive your new life as a parent. your baby girl was crying, her tiny fists flailing around like she was preparing for a boxing match. you stood there, holding her awkwardly, wishing for some magical parenting wisdom to hit you. you thought you'd be the one running around like a headless chicken, but nope. that honor? apparently, jeongin’s.

he walked into the living room like it was a walk in the park, holding a bottle of milk in one hand and a clean diaper in the other.

“jeongin, i—” you started, but he was already in full-on baby whisperer mode.

“don't worry, babe, i got this,” he said, giving you a confident little finger wave like he was in charge of a multi-million-dollar business, not holding a crying baby. you stared, eyes wide, as he proceeded to feed your daughter with one hand and change her diaper with the other.

you didn’t know whether to cry or laugh at the absurdity of it all. your daughter was blissfully drinking from the bottle, while jeongin hummed a lullaby and expertly switched between diaper-changing wizard and snack provider.

“how...?” you managed to say, almost in disbelief. was this some sort of magic?

jeongin looked up, completely unbothered. “oh, i helped raise my little brother. no biggie. basically, i’m a parenting prodigy.”

“you… raised your brother?” you asked, blinking rapidly as if you were hearing some wild story from another dimension.

“yeah,” he said, like it was as normal as breathing. “my mom was a little busy, so i was basically his second dad. changed diapers, made him sandwiches, taught him how to walk, swear. no biggie.”

you stared at him, dumbfounded. how was this the same jeongin who couldn’t even find his own socks five minutes ago?

“wait, wait,” you said, still processing. “you—you’re like, good at this. you’re... a dad genius.”

“yep.” jeongin said, popping the 'p.' “i’m basically the da vinci of diapers.”

you were trying to hold back a laugh but failed miserably. “you’re a literal parenting genius. i'm over here trying to figure out if she’s crying because she’s hungry or because she's plotting world domination.”

“i mean, both seem like possibilities,” jeongin said, deadpan, as he rocked the baby to sleep with one hand, casually flipping through his phone with the other. “but i think she just needed a nap. oh, and don’t worry, i also packed her snacks for when she wakes up. you're welcome.”

you stared at him, in awe and total confusion. “you've got snacks for a baby? like... pre-planned snacks?”

“obviously,” jeongin said, as though that was the most basic thing in the world. “they’ve got to be prepared for snack time. it’s a crucial part of the schedule.” he paused, glancing at the baby now peacefully asleep in his arms.

you were speechless. you felt like you were in the presence of a parenting deity. “jeongin, i... i’m genuinely in shock right now. you’re amazing.”

you laughed, defeated but relieved. “i'm marrying this bro.” you whispered to yourself, already wondering how you got so lucky.

as jeongin continued to rock the baby to sleep, you couldn’t help but think: maybe this whole parenthood thing wouldn’t be so bad... as long as jeongin was in charge.

"...babe, did you just call me bro?"

[strayflowersstarsandlove]

baby daddy!skz reacting to your water breaking💧

✨more dad!skz texts

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@atiana1996 @dreamerwasfound @staydoida1

@chlodavids @ivyreadsstuff @sapphirewaves 

@hannahhhhs-things @skzwife

🖤hyung line🖤

🖤maknae line🖤

[mlady-magnolia]

Welt giving Kafka the shovel talk

@prringlecan this one’s for you <3

[aleiiii]

I was on a fucking streak last night and was going full force on Wukong doing fatherly duties 🤭

Letting Nà wash up and putting Zi Rui to sleep <3

[athforskz]

SKZ texts (Maknae line) - Telling them you’re pregnant… again

Masterlist

Warnings: all fluff, barely suggestive in I.N’s

Screenshots: 8

Hyung line here

a/n: All the cute babies are from Pinterest!

Han:

Felix:

Seungmin:

I.N:

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Taglist: @doitforbangchan / @jehhskz

[ryanthel0ser]

Welt: so is anyone going to take in this kid who's running away from home with barely any time to say goodbye? Going once....going twice...yeah I already decided to before I asked

[sodainto]

so yeah i have a favorite…

[aitadraws]

First 5*

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Single Mom AU: Christmas Tree

Yang: (busts through the door with her arms fully laden with holiday decorations) Alright! Let's get to decorating!

-Silence-

Yang: Blake? Kela?

-snickering coming from the newly erected tree in the corner-

Yang: ......If that tree is laughing, I'm never drinking Nora's homemade eggnog again.

-more giggles-

Yang: (walks over to the tree and pulls back the branches toward the upper half)

Kela: (lounged on two branches and batting at one of the built-in lights) Hi, Yang!

Yang: (blinks) Hello. How did you get up here?

Kela: What do you mean? I climbed.

Yang: Uh-huh.... silly me for asking. Where's your mom?

Kela: (points towards the bottom of the tree closest to the wall) Down there.

Yang: (blinks again) Right... (releases the branches and pulls back the limbs on the back of the tree)

Blake: (hidden amongst the branches, sitting in a nest of blankets and pillows on the floor and using the string of lights to read her book) Welcome home, dear.

Yang: .....Thanks..... why are you and Kela in the tree?

Blake: It's cozy.

Yang: Uh-huh.... Well, I'm going to go decorate the rest of the house now.

Blake: I'll be out soon to help.

Yang: Uh... thanks. (Closes the branch curtain and proceeds to start decorating the house) That must be what Ilia was warning me about.

[greenko]

I swear I didn't plan on making them dad and son, but I love doing dumb shit by accident. Everything great comes from a stupid joke.

[dizzybizz]

i mean i did say i would do it so

[insertsomthinawesome]

Whumptober No.1 - Safety Net

In my head this might be something that happens pre-canon.... and like. Welt was out of it enough that he's not sure if he dreampt up the tail and horns. And when he's better he decides its none of his business if it was real. Dan Heng is DEFINITELY Jumpy afterwords (Both in the "Mr. Yang are you okay ;_;" Sense and the "Did I just out myself" Sense) and the fact taht Yang doesn't seem bothered helps settles his nerves ;;v;;

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

[strayflowersstarsandlove]

Dad!skz vs their kid first kindergarten day💚👶🏻

Dad!skz is back! As suggested by the lovely @minluvly (thank you so much i loved making these💖😭)

@milf-ivy @nervousbasementtimemachine

@m1lfl0v3r4l1fe @atiana1996 @dreamerwasfound

@staydoida1 @chlodavids

@ivyreadsstuff @sapphirewaves  @hannahhhhs-things @skzwife

🖤 hyung line🖤

🖤maknae line🖤