#dad slake

[uproariousscarecrow]

my finished piece for @2dames2zine !!!!! it was such an honor to be included in this project :-] dames and dragons helped me a lot in the transition from high school to college so i was happy to be able to do something for such a cool project

[pkmn-smashorpass]

Slaking is so cool i wish 6'7 dilfs were real

I have GREAT news

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

girls just wanna have fun 3

Warnings: this fic will include elements, some dark, such as age gap, manipulation, blackmail, noncon/dubcon, coercion, and other untagged triggers. Please take this into account before proceeding. It is up to curate your online consumption safely.

Summary: your struggle to push back against your controlling father result in a misguided crush. (Silverfox AU)

Characters: Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson

Author’s Note: Please feel free to leave some feedback, reblog, and jump into my asks. I’m always happy to discuss with you and riff on idea. As always, you are cherished and adored! Stay safe, be kind, and treat yourself

Shelby shows up with her switch case slung over her shoulder. You don’t really touch your system anymore, only when she’s around. The last time you tried to boot up, the update took too long and you lost interest.

“So, MarioKart?” She asks.

“I told you, we’re swimming. My dad just left for his stupid work thing.”

“Oh, I didn’t bring a suit,” she frowns.

“Why? I said--”

“It’s late. The water’s cold,” she whines.

“Really, Shel,” you roll your eyes, “why don’t you just play your switch by the pool then and I’ll go swimming.”

“Wow, you don’t have to be rude. You know I’m not comfortable in swim suits,” she sneers, “what’s gotten into you, anyway?”

“I don’t know, maybe I’ve grown up,” you sigh, “I’m over playing video games in the dark. I want to live.”

“Fine, we can sit by the pool. Can I have a blanket?” She huffs.

“Whatever, grab one,” you wave vaguely. She knows where everything is.

You head off down the hall to the French doors and step out in the dimming air. The solar lanterns glow dully as the sky dulls slowly and you strut over to the pool in your new suit. The red might be a bit much but you’ve been working hard.

You sit with your legs in the pool as you search through your phone for a playlist. You connect to the bluetooth speaker and play some buzzy pop. Shelby comes out with a throw around her shoulders and her switch clutched to her middle. You don’t get why she’s so shy. She’s pretty enough and she has a nice shape to her hips. If she smiled and maybe did something with her hair, or wore nicer clothes she might not feel so crappy.

You hum along with the music as her nintendo tinks and deeps under the drone. You push yourself off the edge and dip under the water. It’s refreshing. You don’t see why she doesn’t just hope in in her undies. It’s just the two of you.

As you break the surface, you hear Shelby’s voice but her words are garbled. A low timbre comes in return and you whip around to face the fence. Sam’s once more popping his head over, leering as you wipe the water from your eyes.

“There you are,” he smirks, “was just checking in. Me and Bucky got some extra dogs and we’re about to do some smores. Wanna join?”

You nostrils flair and your lashes twitch as you consider the offer. Sure, you’d love to go over and show off your new fit for Bucky but if it means spending time with Sam, it’s not really an opportunity. You shrug as Shelby stares at her lap. Oh yeah, she’s shy. And the perfect wing woman. You can distract the pest with her.

“Do the smores come with drinks?” You challenge.

“Are you two a package deal?” He sticks his tongue, “don’t need a sausage fest.”

Shelby mumbles your name and gives a desperate look. You wade through the pool to the ladder and climb out, the water slaking down your body. You grab the towel from the chair next to your friend and wrap it around yourself, knotting it low between your cleavage.

“Sure, you like smores, don’t you Shel?”

“Um, yes, but...”

“Come on,” you turn and lower your voice, keeping your face hidden from Sam, “loosen up, alright? It’ll be fun.”

“Please,” she begs.

You hush her and snatch the switch, “come on or I’ll throw this in the pool.”

“You wouldn’t!” She exclaims as she stands.

You send her a darting look then glance over at Sam with a sickly smile, “will you be a doll and go get our drinks ready?”

He chuckles and winks before he descends back behind the fence. You grab the edge of the throw and rip it away from Shelby. You look her up and down and shrug.

“Just do me a favour and distract him, alright?” You snip, “tell him one of your jokes.”

“He’s a stranger,” she ekes out.

“His name’s Sam, there, not a stranger,” you drag her by her wrist through the yard and along the side of the house.

“But... he’s old. Why would you want to hang out with him?”

“It’s not him I’m interested in,” you growl, “okay? Look, it’s just a bit of fun. You don’t have to do anything. I’m not planning on it either. I just want a few drink and to flirt a bit. You said it yourself Shel,” you stop her just outside Bucky’s gate, “they’re old but they’re rich, got it?”

She makes a face, “your dad’s rich.”

“So’s yours, but they’re both assholes. When’s the last time you saw yours, huh?”

She looks away. Her dad’s always on some important business trip and her mother never mentions the perfume on his clothes. You hate to bring it up but you may as well get something out of some old pricks at some point in your life.

“Just smores, alright,” you promise her and keep hold of her arm as you knock on the gate.

“Hey, girls, give me a hand,” Sam calls over, “hands are full.”

You open the back gate from the other side and find him waiting with two bright bottles in hand. The coolers aren’t what you expected. Hadn’t he teased Bucky for drinking Corona?

“Smirnoff Blue Raspberry, huh?” You take one and read the label, “didn’t take you for the type.”

“Oh, I got a hell of a sweet tooth,” he purrs, “speaking of, who’s this little slice?”

Shelby gurgles and you try to ignore her awkwardness.

“This is Shelby, we’re like best friends. Since grade school.”

“Mmm, best friends,” he nods as he looks her up and down, “well, come on in. The old coot is searching for marshmallows. I swear if I wasn’t around, he’d lose himself too.”

“Sure,” you utter dryly and take the other bottle, shoving it towards Shelby. She takes it reluctantly and eyes it with suspicion.

“It’s fine, it’s like five percent,” you squint at the corner, “I don’t think that’s very much.”

“Oh. I didn’t know you drank,” she whispers.

“Not a lot but...” you stop and sniff the neck, “smells alright.” You taste the bright blue elixir and hum, “like a popsicle.”

She takes a reluctant sip and her eyes roung, “mm, yummy.”

“See, it's fine,” you elbow her as you follow Sam into the yard. You've never been this far.

You take in the large oval pool and the grotto hot tub to the far edge of the lawn. Just like the front, it's well-kempt. The patio set all matches perfectly to the tile around the pool.

“So, you guys hungry? Got some spicy hotdogs?”

You look at Shelby, she gulps down another mouthful to save herself from replying. God, you gotta do everything.

“We'd rather the smores. I don't eat whatever hotdogs are,” you scoff.

“Huh, makes sense,” he gives you a lurid look, “how about you, Shelbz? Don't let her do all the talking? You want a nice thick sausage?”

“Don't be gross,” you nudge him out of the way and flick your fingers for Shelby to follow.

She tails you across the grass and you spread out across one of the loungers. You just want Bucky to come out and see you. You just need a bit of a thrill to tide you over, to get you through your next vibe-assisted session.

“Guess I'll go check on that dope,” Sam mutters, “always keeping me waiting.”

“Fine, fine,” you dismiss him.

He retreats and you pose yourself on the lounger, adjusting the towel so when you move the right way it'll come loose. It's not much of a plan but you'll play it up.

Shelby slurps loudly and you look up at her, “jeez, Shel, slow down.”

Her bottle is almost empty as she wipes her lips with the back of her hand.

“I'm nervous,” she quakes. “That guy… he's so… is he flirting with you?”

“He's flirting with you, dummy,” you shoot back, “what's up? You want his sausage?”

You cackle and she nearly chokes, “you know I've never–”

“Relax, I haven't either,” you trill, “it's a game, Shel. They wanna feel like they still got game and well, it doesn't hurt to get a bit of attention, does it?”

“I… guess not.”

“Don't even worry about it,” you snort, “they're probably getting close to bedtime. Just smile, will ya?”

She forces a smile and looks down at her bottle. Maybe she should have another drink. She's such a wet blanket.

[revalentine2]

The Part Where I Fight My Dad - Team Objective plays Pokemon Emerald

Hello, loyal viewers! Last time we caught a new super special friend! However...

As lovely as this Baltoy is, I'd rather bring my current team along to handle our next objective. The next battle is no place for new blood...

Petalburg city. My dad is the leader here, now. I've been away from family for such a long time, but then I moved back in with mom, only to immediately leave to pursue my ideals...the ideals of promoting OBJECT POKEMON, that is!

...Anyway. I'm just not sure how to feel about this..

...Dad is waiting at the back of the gym. Time to head in. Let's steel ourselves...

PETALBURG GYM, I'VE COME TO...Wait, dad, what are you doing out front. What? My badges? Wait-

Oh

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Fiddlesticks.

Uhhhhhh.

we're goin' back to Dewford

Brawny or whatever your name is, let's make this quick. Family emergency.

OK Thnx bye

back to Petalburg-

Ugh. Stinky, hairy creatures. I never understood everyone's obsession with these guys, especially not my dad's. I never was much into them in the first place, but after I discovered my love of Object Pokemon, he and I became more distant. It had to be because he didn't agree with my tastes.

It must have.

Let's do this, old man! I'll teach you a lesson! About OBJECT POKEMON!

Stop being so happy!

Bulwark, you've been my lead into every gym battle (that mattered) before, and that's not going to change now!

Teeter Dance, yikes. Hit through, Bulwark! Come on!

We hit ourselves once, but now we finally get off the Mud-slap! Lower its accuracy!

It's missed a couple moves by now! Big damage, Metal Claw into Iron Tail! Take it out!

Spinda's done! Nice job, B-oh come on dad, Really? You're switching into your ace immediately?

...Hm. Maybe this isn't a bad thing after all...

Bulwark! Just like before! You know what to do...and Slaking has half the turns to fight back from this!

Dad had just been spamming counter, but now that Slaking's low it's going for Faint Attack...doesn't do much, but that messes with our plans a little. Still, we persevere!

Slow it down with some Rock Tombs, Bulwark!

Now, Goo Goo! Come in and give it some Screeches!

Goo Goo took some hits, but now it's time for my own ace to hit the field! StepStone, come in and defense curl! That now boosts the power...

...of ROLLOUT! Faint Attack did a lot, but with minimum defense even this first should be enough to KO from here...

And it is! StepStone, Rollout into his next sloth thing, too!

Rolling! Rolling! Rolling! You can't stop the rolling!

His final pokemon! Take this last Slash hit, StepStone...

Yes! 5 HP! Now, land the Rollout!

YES! We DID it! My team conquers yours, Dad, with less pokemon used from my side! What do you have to say to that, huh!?

...What? You're just...proud of me? Happy and a little sad-Dad, what are you saying?

You...wanted to understand my interests and you...didn't know how? And I never reached out, so...it just went quiet, between us?

...Maybe I do need therapy.

I don't know what to think of anything right now. Except-my team. I'm proud of them all so, so much. They've really come into their own in battle. They're all beautiful and wonderful Object pokemon. I love them. I know that much.

I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing. Maybe I just need to consider how I do it.

And Dad...I'm sure there's an object pokemon out there for you, too. Do they have Porygon here?

Team: StepStone the Graveler (F) Bulwark the Aron (M) Skybomb the Koffing (F) Goo Goo the Grimer (F) Patricia the Nosepass (F) Sungaze the Solrock

[lizardboyscalesmcstuffins]

I decided to make dndads pokemon team headcanons

Each character will be limited to 3 max (exceptions pending)

Daryll:

Greedent - Looks just like him, Matt said so himself. Calls it Grant. It gets confusing.

Meowth (Galar) - Scruffy just like Daryll. Evolves into Perrserker, fitting Daryll's barbarian class. Named it Aragorn on a whim and wouldn't change it even when people told him it doesn't fit.

Kangaskhan - Loving, protective parent. Inherited from Frank as the baby of his own Kangaskhan now grown up. Named it after his grandmother, Sally.

Henry:

Cradily - No brainer. Best of both interests (nature and geology). Named it Lily. Simple, sweet.

Carnivine - Thorn Whip/Entangle/Grasping Vine! Also representative of his more aggressive nature that he pushes down until he snaps. Named it simply Flower cause he wanted to associate it with nice and gentle imagery.

Trevenant - Had it since he was a boy and both lost their memories when they were transported to earth. Gifted to him by Beary to help attune him to the Doodler's eldritch nature within him by interacting with the ghost type. Made of the husk of an oak tree. Perhaps possessed by the lost soul of an Oakvale child. Can learn Will-O-Wisp, which is a good enough justification for Wall of Fire for me. He never named it.

Glenn:

Beeheeyem - Had it since it was an Elgyem, but doesn't remember catching it. He remembers getting high in the desert one night, then waking up with a new friend. He doesn't even know the species name, he just calls it Star Wars.

Rotom - Let's it chill in his amps or guitars when at home and in his vape pen when on the go. When it possesses his electric guitars it can play loud even without an amp. Calls it Lil' Dude/Lil' Man/Lil' Guy/Lil' Buddy. It responds to all.

Pikachu - of all the characters, he feels the most right to have a Pikachu. What's it's name? Nick Jr.

Glenn hasn't technically captured any of his pokemon.

Ron:

Herdier - His first pokemon that he had to give up long ago. Named Rogue.

Greavard - It found him one day.

Paeden:

Tyrogue - It's the same size as him and he found it after joining the dads. He fought it himself. Calls it his Rival.

Walter the Immoral:

Honedge - The sword that gave him his name. He never wanted a pokemon, but when the sword he crafted broke and killed that hero, it became possessed and returned to him. Has no name, and he barely refers to it. Good friends with Paeden.

Scam Likely/Well Actually/Scam Actually:

He has no set team. Every time he crosses paths with the daddies he has a different pokemon accompanying him, even if they were only separated for an hour.

Some examples of pokemon he's been seen with -

Purrloin

Sneasel (both versions)

Mew

Igglybuff

Each of the daddies' pokemon (at different occasions)

Spinarak

Murkrow

Meowth (Kanto)

Seviper

Zorua (most commonly seen)

Arin O'Neal:

Trevenant - (Lots)

Torterra - (Lots)

Willy:

Dusknoir - Uses it as a tool and nothing else. Doesn't refer to it at all, conditioned it to respond to orders only.

Darkrai - Keeps it contained and under wraps. Never tries to use it for battle or utility. He doesn't want to risk losing control, even in his dreams. He would have to be desperate to resort to using it.

Beary:

Liligant (Hisui) - Uses it as a partner for light aerobics and yoga. Calls it Lily.

Golurk - Created it himself. He considers it something of a magnum opus. Refers to it by its species name.

Dragonite - His ace up his sleeve. He lets it guard the O-Dads compounds and bases. Calls it Raymond Dio Labot.

Bill:

Slaking - His oldest pokemon. Extraordinarily powerful, but just as lazy as he is. Calls it Brother.

Exploud - He likes it loud. Taught it to beatbox and Willy fucking hates it. Calls it Rock and/or Roll.

Rotom - Glenn's Rotom. He bequeathed it to him some time before he "died". He's the one that started calling it any variation of "Lil'" that Glenn caught on to.

The Doodler:

Unown Unknown

[haljathefangirlcat]

In the academic articles you've read, have you found anything that talks about how the Nibelungs are associated with eagle imagery? Kriemhild/Gudrun's dream has them represented by eagles, and in the Lay of Atli, it says many times the Nibelung brothers wear "eagle-gripped helmets". Is it just because the eagle is a noble animal? Or is there some sort of historical significance where the Nibelung Dynasty of the Kingdom of the Burgundians was associated with eagles?

Hey! Sorry it took me a while to answer this! Real life... *eyeroll*

I've searched a bit through my files and my bookmarks, but unfortunately, I couldn't find anything on eagles in the Nibelung/Volsung Cycle or on any specific associations between them and the Burgundians. As it is, I get the impression (even if, obviously, I might be missing something, especially if either of those topics has been covered in German...) that it simply goes back to the representation of birds of prey in Medieval literature.

To start with, eagles are about as likely to be fed or slake their thirst on battlefields as ravens and hawks in Norse poetry, so that's already an association between them and war/warriors/brave men with a chance to meet a gorey end. And if we look at the Eddas, Suttung and Odin both take the shape of eagles in the story of the creation and theft(s) of the Mead of Poetry, Thjazi does the same when bothering Odin, Loki, and Hoenir and then again when kidnapping Idun, and there's also the eagle sitting on Yggdrasil having beef with Nidhogg as well as Hraesvelg, the giant eagle or jotun-in-eagle-form that creates the winds by flapping its winds... all images that don't exactly paint a unified picture (then again, when do we ever get anything like that in Norse mythology? lol) but imo still add up to a general idea of "eagles are important/strong/majestic when you're on their good side and menacing when you aren't/just kind of badass."

However, in the case of the Nibelungenlied and specifically of Kriemhild's dream... now, please take this with a grain, or rather a bucket, of salt, because it's just my idea and it's not backed up by any kind of academic research. But I do feel that there the eagles might function as a stark, purposeful contrast with the falcon representing Siegfried, and not just in a "I'm gonna go out a limb and say domesticating eagles is probably harder/more time-consuming and expensive than falcons or the trained eagles of Mongolia's hunters probably wouldn't sound so special and exotic to us" way.

See, the eagle and the falcon/hawk are both associated with war and warriors, as I was saying above. They both appear in mythological and legendary contexts, too. But falcons/hawks also seems have a bit of a different symbolic value. In the Volsunga Saga, Sigurd has his second meeting with Brynhild, the more "courtly romance" one, while out hunting with his hawk, and, many years and misfortunes later, Randver, the son of Jormunrek who is executed for hooking up with Svanhild despite her being his dad's new bride, sends Jormunrek his own hawk, with its feathers plucked and unable to fly, to point out to him that all he's really doing is depriving their kingdom of a young, brave heir. Back to Middle High German literature, then, you have the Falkenlied, a poem where love and passion are represented by the flight of a falcon the poet has tamed and cared for himself. And if we move just a bit farther away geographically, yet stay roughly in the same time period as the Falkenlied, you also have Marie de France composing Yonec, a lai where an unhappy noblewoman gets entangled in a tragic romance with a falcon who turns out to be actually a handsome knight, and loses him before his time because of a jealous, tyrannical husband...

Ofc, my "theory," if you can even call it that, about hawks/falcons being strapping young lads with a penchant for passionate romances and a tendency to die bloody deaths before their time, as well as eagles being more martial, morally amiguous, and less "romantic hero" types, only applies to the later sources of the Sigurd/Siegfried tale. Atlakvida might actually date all the way back to the early 9th century, so that's obviously not included into these musings. My stance on that one's still "eagle badass," essentially.

[lesbianmichelmishina]

characters from earlier games whom i want the scarvi cast to meet

nemona: LEON. high-energy champs who love to win??? nemona would so be a leon fangirl.

arven: i want to see him cooking with beni. mochi vs sandwiches.

penny: i want penny to meet guzma, solely so that guzma can slowly realise that this nerdy eevee-obsessed kid is a much more serious criminal than he is.

katy: viola! omg they would chat about their darling bugs while katy bakes, and then viola would take some insta-worthy photos of the resulting cake that go viral. the cake is vivillon themed.

brassius: he and burgh would be friends i think.

kofu: he and crasher wake have the combined energy of a tsunami and that sounds hilarious.

tulip: i HAVE to see tulip doing diantha's makeup and sweating the entire time. she's too gay for this shit.

iono: RAIHAN.

larry: i'm going to say red, because while red is an unspeakably strong trainer and certified oddball, he's also got strong Normal Dude vibes and that fits well with larry. i think red would listen sympathetically to larry's complaints about work while the two of them eat ramen.

ryme: hear me out, i think there's room for a collab between her and piers. he jams out on a guitar, she freestyles to whatever beat he creates.

grusha: melony. this boy needs a hug and i think melony could give him a good one. also ice type friends.

clavell: he and looker attempt to understand slang together. clavell is struggling because he's clavell, looker is struggling because paldean is not one of his best languages. they are Trying.

rika: cynthia. see, every lesbian pokemon fan swoons for cynthia. i don't think rika would be any different. i think rika would lose her shit upon meeting cynthia. then the two of them bond over garchomp.

poppy: byron. he would instantly go Dad Mode on this tiny girl. then he finds out that she has steel types and he's on the verge of trying to get custody. how does he tell roark about his new baby sister.

hassel: burgh again, but for different reasons. i think hassel is a burgh fanboy.

real sada/turo: norman sits them down and has a Friendly Chat with them about their parenting skills. the slakings are blocking the doors. there is no escape.

ai sada/turo: i want them to meet laventon solely because laventon trying to work out what the fuck the ais are would be hilarious.

mela: flannery. awkward torkoal buddies!

ortega: listen he and bede would either be besties or hate each other on sight and i cannot work out which would be funnier.

giacomo: piers again, he's totally a piers fan, he's done fan remixes of piers's songs.

atticus: i want him to meet and get proper ninja training from koga and janine because he deserves it.

eri: zisu. the arm-wrestling contest would be LEGENDARY.

jacq: he and sycamore probably found each other on grindr during a conference and. y'know.

salvatore: he would like to meet fantina! the two could practise their kantonese together.

raifort: she and volo would get along for the worst reasons.

miriam: i want her to meet peselle. they have common ground and honestly i think it'd be cute.

dendra: i can picture her training with maylene and having a good time.

saguaro: i think gaeric would immediately fall in love if he met saguaro. and tbh i can't blame him.

tyme: i'm gonna say clemont. she would be really impressed by his inventions and would be a good tutor to him.

koraidon/miraidon: listen n would take one look at these big idiot lizard dogs and IMMEDIATELY fall in love. they are his new friends, he will give them all of the sandwiches.

[pokepollsters]

Best Pokémon Gym Leader Tournament-

Preliminary Round-

Hoenn Division: Match 2

The remaining gym leaders from Hoenn are heavy hitters as well!

Flannery and her fiery passion for battle make quite the opponent, and then there's the Emerald only Juan, whose Kingdra brings to mind a fellow Kingdra-training final gym leader from Johto. Tate and Liza are our first competitors to be a two-for-one deal, being the first double battle gym in the series! And who can forget Norman, or as I call him, Dad. His Slaking makes him another infamous Normal gym leader who will cause problems for players for years! Who will prove most popular from these excellent trainers?

Remember- the top two competitors will move on to round 1, not just the winner!

[yeastinfectionvale]

The oc supercut.

So everything starts with the Achakzai family. Mina is our racing driver, she picked up karting after beating everyone at a friend's birthday. Her parents don't know she is karting only her brother, Sunny. They find out from a local gossiping aunty who came to congratulate them when she won the British f4. Sunny, a mechanical engineering student, quits his job and goes to finish his degree online once his sister comes second in F3 and becomes her manager full-time. Around this time Sunny and Mina find out their Office Manager father, Kashif has been cheating on their astrophysicist mother Zulekha with a lady he worked with. This had been going on for years, the son of this affair three years younger than Mina. Sunny, who had basically taken over as man of the house, disowns Kashif. Mina doesn't give up on her father, not until she sees him with his other family, taking their son, Adam, karting and doing everything he refused to do with them. She looses it slightly, throws a brick through the car Adam got for his 17th birthday (the car that she helped her dad fix up), hot wires the car and tries to hit Kashif. She gets arrested and then banned from driving on a plea deal. No F1 teams wants her, but Andretti indycar takes her in. Both Achakzai siblings move to the us, leaving their mother behind unwilling. Zulekha does bounce back, ending up with a professor.

During Mina's indycar career, she flourishes, with Sunny figuring out he is in fact not straight and very much in love with his sisters pit crew chief

Mina and him have a heart to heart (miss girl is not straight either...) after she loses her indycar seat, Sunny securing her a WEC seat. He stays with Joseph, his boyfriend as Mina goes on alone in the big world.

She wins Le Mans and f1 teams rush to get her, realising that she could bring the triple crown of motorsports to their team. Ferrari and Aston contact her, Ferrari offering her a new manager as they think Sunny is slaking as he is in the US still. She rejects them going straight to Aston, replacing Nando. (He stays on as a driver coach.) Sunny moved from the us to travel with his sister (Joseph actually becoming her race engineer)

She finally is able to drive again and goes for the first time to an ice hockey game

Right after miss girl HITS her favourite player, a certain Dante.... He finds everything super funny and they exchange numbers. Things escalate and they end up in a situationship.... Both thinking the other doesn't want a relationship.

BUT they do talk it over and we'll that's that for now.

She is messy as hell. Fernando jokingly keeps a framed picture of her mugshot on his desk in their Silverstone factory She once went clubbing and Mina's superlicence was cut by the bouncer because he thought it was fake.

[yellowcry]

Hey, do you remember when I was translating songs from Ukranian version of Encanto?

(Links if you need: Isabela Luisa Mirabel

The family Madrigal

[Mirabel]

Uno

Dos

Tres

Cuatro!

This is our house, here's both older and very young

Live in a song and everyone has their own style

A famile, where each one of us, from granddaughter to grandmother

Need just a little effort for a miracle

Oh! In our family, Abuela is the leader!

Because she found once this place

Oh! In here year by year fortune is pleasing us

Oh! And I'll will finish it right now!

Here's for you is La Famillia Madrigal!

Here's Casita Madrigal!

Rush after us!

Everyone in here is born magically-fantastical

By the way, I'm also Madrigal!

[Townskids]

Look! Here are they!

Who have which gifts?

Oh, I don't remember everything!

[Mirabel]

Wait-wait, be quiet

[Townskids]

Which quiet can be today?

Tell us everything, what are you capable of

Tell us what everyone can do!

[Mirabel]

.... And that's why kids are not allowed to drink coffee

This is Tía Pepa, dictates wether to everyone

And the catastrophe is where the anger floods her over

And Tío Bruno (Not a word about Bruno!)

That's who foretell something

But he disappeared somewhere

Oh, and there's a talent in mommy Julieta too

Oh, her food is healing, praise to her!

Alll the illnesses are healing from work

Try a bit and you're healthy, she fixed everything! (Mom!)

Here's for you is La Famillia Madrigal!

Here's Casita Madrigal! Hey, free the way!

Even if I don't look magically-fantastical

But I'm, my friend, is the same Madrigal!

Here's boys loved daughters Madrigal

Casita Madrigal became their house

So uncle Félix had choosed Pepa, and my daddy (choosed) Julieta

That's how Abuela became grandmother Madrigal!

Come here, come here!

[Alma]

We're appearing everywhere for the miracle

To get the flame, bring it to the people

So every Casa will stand happy

In work for other the flame of the miracle won't slake

Can every generation protect the flame of the miracle

[Townskids]

Wait, who's the cousin and who is the sibling?

Now there's a lot of them?

How don't you confuse them?

[Mirabel]

That's all, that's all, that's all

The three generations have their owns tricks each

So just in time to tell about Grandkids' circle!

(Grandkids' circle)

Big-eared Dolores is irreplaceable in here

Camilo is changeable

Antonío will get a gift too!

And older sisters — Isabela and Luisa

Beauty and strenght is what their gifts are

(Isabela)

Every place brings flowers to her

(Isabela)

Everything is perfect in her

(Luisa, Luisa, Luisa!)

And there's a lot of strength in Luisa

And it's a great addition to the beauty

Alma: Everyone, get ready

Luisa: Coming, Abuela!

[Mirabel]

Because this is La Famillia Madrigal

Like they say La Casa Madrigal

Everyone is born in here magically fantastical

That's what La Casa Madrigal is

Adiós!

[Kids]

And what is your gift?

[Mirabel]

And that's how lives La Casa Madrigal

And I have already said who is the Madrigal in here

This is the tale of the family, not an autobiography!

Every Madrigal deserves attention!

(But what about Mirabel?)

We have Abuela and also Tía Pepa who makes the weather!

(But what about Mirabel?)

Mamá Julieta makes arepas for ours pleasure!

(What about Mirabel?)

Where's dad there's often problems

(What about Mirabel?)

If you want to, can about each of us, still sister and cousins are!

(Mirabel)

For example, Camilo jokes so sweet so you'll cry from laughter!

(Mirabel)

And our Dolores will feel what happens in here from everywhere!

(Mirabel!)

Or this young man is Mariano who wants our pretty girl, but the pretty girl is fooling everyone, but that's all about this, thank you I gotta go!

(Mirabel)

A powerful family!

(Mirabel)

The thing loses it's point!

(Mirabel!)

Mirabel!

[revalentinee]

genuinely don't get the hate for norman

people looked at a dad who works away from home (in an early gen pokemon game) and were like "that guy? yeah. he's the worst" and wrote him to be the most abusive jackass possible in their fanworks. The guy's already doing way better than the dad in any other game simply by being present in their kids' life

ooooooor maybe it's just slaking ptsd idk

[puppyluver256]

[Image Description: Norman, the Gym Leader of Petalburg City, with his Slaking. Norman is depicted in his appearance from Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. He has his legs out in a solid stance, one hand on his hip, the other holding up a red and white Pokeball as he gives a confident smirk. His Slaking is laying on the ground behind him, one hand holding up its head and the other shoving its pinky finger into its nose. The background is the back room of Petalburg Gym. End ID.]

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“It makes me happier than I can really describe. Being able to have a real battle with my own child like this. But a battle is a battle! I will do everything within my power as a Gym Leader to win! You'd better give it your best shot, too!”

More Hoenn, hey it's your dad! God, I keep mistyping his name as "normal", thanks localizers for giving him a name so close to his type specialty XD Wonder why Norman's the only instance of the player character's dad showing up in a main-series Pokemon title...

...no, I don't know why I drew Slaking picking its nose either XD

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[gale-gentlepenguin]

Important Pokemon Trainers and whether or not I can beat them in a fight

(I am not talking pokemon, I am talking about a fight with the actual trainer. These hands are rated E for everyone)

This isnt about if I would do it. its just what would happen if I did

Brock: If I go by the anime, I would break him in half. If we are talking the games, thats more of a toss up. I would lean towards yes, but I would be skeptical

Misty: I would beat her ass. Misty could yell my ear off but I am 100% sure I could kick her ass

L.T. Surge: He would clap my cheeks. Dude is a war vetern. He probably would break my spine

Erika: Girl is high as s***, I would knock her out before she realizes it

Koga: Koga would kill me easily, Dude is a NINJA! Even if I thought I could hold my own, he got tricks and I cant compete with that.

Sabrina: No, I will not fight sabrina, she would turn me inside out with her psychic powers

Blaine: I could beat blaine, but I would feel guilty about it

Giovanni: Gonna be honest, I think He would beat me. Giovanni would fight dirty and probably have his grunts jump me if he started losing. But if its solely one on one, I might have a chance, but i still say The Rocket boss.

Lorelei: I could probably fight her, I wouldnt want to. But I would win

Bruno: F*** no. He would BREAK my head like an egg. Dude is YOKED. No thanks

Agatha: I would kick her cane away. Then I would win. I would probably get cursed. But, I would win

Lance: So... this is a tough one. Because Lance would totally just cheat and call out his dragonite to hyper beam me. But... if I manage to knock out all his mons, then I would flip his cape over his head and beat his ass

Blue/ASSFACE: I would crush Gary like a grape

Falkner: I would send him crying to his dad

Bugsy: I would squish him like a bug

Whitney: I would just make her break a nail and she would weep

Morty: Honestly I think it would be a close fight, but I think I could pull up and win

Chuck: No, He would grind me into the dirt

Jasmine: I would win, but I would feel awful about it

Pryce: Mainly cause he's old. I would win. I got a feeling he would kick my butt if he was in his prime

Clair: I would personally enjoy the catharsis of beating her ass. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THAT KINGDRA ROBBED ME! ITS PAYBACK TIME B****.

Will: He might have psychic powers... but I think I can take him. He seems brittle

Karen: I am pretty sure Karen would beat my ass, and I would probably say thank you.

Roxanne: I would drop kick her easy

Brawly: This is 50/50. I feel like he is in great shape, so he got stamina. But I wouldnt consider him a fighter.

Wattson: I am gonna beat his ass and then ask his wife out

Flannery: I could beat up Flannery. I wouldnt feel good about it. But I could

Norman: I would beat this mans ASS! I would spend 2 hours doing it. TWO SLAKINGS IS BULLSHIT NORM!

Winona: I feel like it would be a tough fight, but I could pull it off

Tate and Liza: I would PUNT those children

Juan: I would beat his frilly coat wearing ass

Wallace: I could win, but then I would be MURDERED by his fangirls. So I wouldnt

Sidney: I think this is a closer fight then I would say. And I would arguably say Sidney might edge me out if he fights dirty

Phoebe: I could win, but I would rather not fight her. It feels wrong to do so

Glacia: I dont think I can beat her, I feel like she is hiding some s*** and might actually be really strong

Drake: 200% WOULD LOSE to him. Drake is clearly tearing me a new asshole.

Steven: I would say 50/50. I feel like with all the s*** he does with looking for rocks. He would be tough. So either way

Roark: He's a nerd, I'd give him a wedgie.

Gardenia: Id win, but she would be probably be into it...

Maylene: She is beating me senseless. Girl hiked up a cold mountain in nothing but her GI. I am not f***ing with that

Crasher Wake: No. I would get triple Suplexed into next week

Fatina: I would win, but I would feel bad about it. Mainly cause she would go to a contest after

Byron: unless he wields that shovel then I think he got me beat

Candice: I would win, but I feel like I am fighting a normal teenager so...

Volkner: beating his ass like its a piñata

Aaron: stomp him out like a cockroach

Bertha: I feel like I could win... but she reminds me of my grandma so I wouldnt fight her

Flint: I am beating his ass

Lucian: He's a nerd. So I would take his lunch money

Cynthia: There are a few certainties in this world. One of them is that Cynthia would beat my ass, and I would thank her and ask for another

Cress, Cillan, and Chilli: I would beat EACH of them at once

Lenora: No, I am not fighting Lenora, I would die.

Burgh: I would Obliterate that Twink

Elesa: Part of me thinks I would beat her, but she has BDE, so... I dont know

Clay: I would beat his Hokey Pokey ass

Skyla: As long as we on the ground, I am winning that fight

Bryce: This one goes to him, guy can sense those ninjas that Ghetsis hired.

Iris: She is a child, I would punt her

Drayden:

This Man is an absolute unit. No way I can beat him

N: I would beat his scraggily ass

Ghetsis: I would get no greater pleasure than beating him to death

Cheren: I am beating him easily

Roxie: I just need to avoid her swinging guitar and I am fine

Marlon: He has stamina to swim MASSIVE distances, so I think he would outlast me.

Shauntel: I would just knock off her glasses and be done

Marshal: He kicks my ass, no question

Grimsley: In a fair fight I win, but I am 100% sure he will have a knife

Caitlin: I ... I think Id win, but I would feel bad

Alder: Considering how casually the man jumps off cliffs... No I would lose

Viola: Easy fight

Grant: He can rock climb, but I am pretty sure I win

Korrina: She beats my ass. I would put up a fight, but I would lose

Ramos: I wouldnt need to fight him, id just let him die on his own. Man is ancient

Clemont: Even with his robo arms, I would bully him

Valerie: I am pretty sure she isnt human with those eyes... so I think I would lose

Olympia: She is sabrina with Mommy energy. I would die

Wulfric: I feel like if he landed a hit he would win, but he would be too slow too. So If I can keep in the fight, I would win

Malva: I think I could win, but it wont be simple

Siebold: I would roast that cook

Wikstrom: Now you would think with the armor he would win, but That armor would slow his ass down. I would just keep punching him in the face

Drasna: I feel like I could win or it would be HORRIFICALLY one sided. there is no inbetween

Diantha: I feel like I could win, but like her fans would kill me

(I am skiping the island trial teens. I would beat up all of them except Kiawe. He would be a pain)

Hala: He would beat me, and I would accept it with grace

Olivia: I couldnt fight her, I would be too attracted to her

Nanu: He would beat me, I know that man has seen s***

Hapu: She is a child, I would punt her

Kahili: I would beat her with my 9 iron

Molayne: I would bully him relentlessly

Professor Kukui: He would beat my ass in a circle. And I would say thank you

Hau: I would steal his Malasada

Milo: That man is 200% beef. I would lose

Nessa: I could beat nessa, but I would probably let her beat me up because I couldnt bring myself to hurt her

Kabu: He Kicks my ass. No question

Bea: She would beat me like a punching bag

Allistair: I would win no diff, but I would feel bad about it

Opal: I dont care how old she is, she wins

Bede: I beat that kid no questions asked

Gordi: I would beat him easy. Then Marry his mom

Melony: I WANT to lose to her. I want her to suffocate me.

Piers: I would use his long hair to beat him,

Marnie: I could beat her, but... her fans would jump me in an alley

Raihan: I would beat him on his livestream

Leon: I feel like I could, but the man has guts so it would be a tough fight

[creepyjirachi]

about to battle norman…. here’s the team. his slakings are level 30, so we’re just about on par. iirc his team doesn’t use facade in oras. the plan is to lead with joules for paralysis, so murphy can outspeed with dig. heartwell and bijou will take out the vigoroth. if i’m lucky, i can take out the second slaking the same way as the first. if not, i’ll have skipper in the back.

let’s kill my (video game) dad 😤

[mx-bluesky]

been thinking. contemplating a tma post 200 crossover with dames and dragons where the lads end up in Avelis and proceed to be very confused fun details:

Jon meets Corbin and they’re both like “oh? gay guy with eye/knowledge themes?” Corbin is either in awe or hates him, Jon thinks all of them are annoying kids but he likes Corbin the least

Corbin offers Martin crow tea and Jon Knows what it’s gonna be but lets him say yes because he wants to see how Martin reacts

Jon occasionally mentions some random detail they know they didn’t tell him

Jon attempts to smite someone and discovers to his dismay that his power has become reliant on the force of knowledge and he’s not quite sure how to use it anymore

the lads meet the Witness and promptly freak tf out because this is like the Eye and Annabelle combined

the seeker looks exactly like real sasha, mickey looks weirdly like a younger version of martin, and mr wentel could be elias’ dad, which is extremely unsettling to both of them

Jon keeps taking statements but they’re less about the fear

Martin at some point just sits down and has a long chat with every individual guardian where they talk about feeling isolated and he’s like yep. don’t fall into the lonely and they’re like what the fuck is that

Martin and Jon are both close enough to gods to have little domains; Martin’s is a quiet little mountain library and Jon’s is an archive that he eventually figures out can let him access Martin’s domain and build doors to other domains

Fran absolutely hates Jon and Martin and she could not tell you why

Slake is scared of Jon and tries to hide it; Jon is freaked out by their love of insects and caves and other such things he considers buried/corruption. he more than once attempts to kill Darius

Martin immediately pegs Slake as a kindred spirit but he does not like caves or bugs anymore (✨trauma!✨) so it’s hard for him to talk to them about. anything

maeri likes having other powerful things around but Jons ominous activity scares her and Martin scares her more, though she’s not sure why

pavilla yanks Corbin over in a dream at some point and is like “dude. tell me about the ceaseless watchers special little boy right now” and Corbin is absolutely delighted by this nickname

the lads learn about the forces and immediately are like oh. yep. fear gods and they are One Hundred Percent on board with killing them

they are also comparing gods to avatars but they’re not sure what to do with demigods. they are super on board with killing dawson because they see him as an explicitly evil salesa

idk I’m just having fun with this entire concept. also I desperately want to write jon attempting to smite a god

[steel--fairy]

HOENN PROFILES

Timeline year: 2001

Profiles for my OC's and my takes on certain important characters for my Hoenn rewrite! I'm not quite sure I like the format of these mini profiles, but I also don't want to spoil my fic so I'm not sure what else to do lol I can always change it later I guess!

☆MAIN OC'S☆

IVY MIYAZAKI

13 / Littleroot Town (Olivine City, Johto) / bisexual polyamourous / ADHD / she/her

The daughter of Petalburg City Gym Leader Norman. Kinda flighty and obtuse but super nice!

Owned Pokemon: Blaziken, Mightyena, Kingdra, Flygon, Spiritomb, Latias, Bagon

☆CANON CHARACTERS☆

BRENDAN BIRCH

13 / Littleroot Town / ?? / he/him

Professor Birch's son. Kind of moody at times, and doesn't have the greatest self esteem, but very loyal.

Owned Pokemon: Mudkip, Sceptile, Swellow, Pikachu, Latios, Anorith

LISIA

14 / Lilycove City (Sootopolis City) / bisexual polyamourous / she/her

The current star of Hoenn's Contest Spectaculars! An absolute cutie pie and sweetheart, who's surprisingly tough!

Owned Pokemon: Altaria (Ali), Ponyta (Galarian, shiny; Dashie)

WALLY HEIKO

10 / Verdanturf Town (Petalburg City) / he/him

A sickly boy who dreams of travelling the world. His pokemon are all very, very, very protective of him.

Owned Pokemon: Gallade, Altaria, Roserade, Delcatty, Magnezone, Garchomp

ZINNIA

18 / ?? / lesbian / she/her

A mysterious young lady who like causing problems on purpose.

Owned Pokemon: Salamence, Altaria, Noivern, Tyrantrum, Flygon, Whismur (Aster)

NORMAN MIYAZAKI

35 / Littleroot Town (Olivine City, Johto) / he/him

Ivy's dad and the gym leader of Petalburg City. Rather stoic, but cares for Ivy a lot.

Owned Pokemon: Slaking, Linoone, Pidgeot, another Slaking, Skitty, Slakoth, many other gym Pokemon

STEVEN STONE

25 / Mossdeep City (Rustboro City) / gay asexual trans man / he/him

The Champion of Hoenn and heir to the Devon Corporation who likes to pretend he's neither of those things. Has at least 8 rocks on him at all times.

Owned Pokemon: Metagross, Aggron, Cradily, Armaldo, Skarmory, Claydol, Aron, Carbink, Aerodactyl

WALLACE

28 / Sootopolis City / bisexual / he/him

The current Sootopolis City Gym Leader and former coordinator. Extremely well versed in a wide variety of different topics.

Owned Pokemon: Milotic, Luvdisc, Gyarados, Tentacruel, Walrein, Swampert, Ludicolo, many other Gym pokemon

☆MINOR OC'S☆

STELLA

38 / Lilycove City (Sootopolis City) / she/her

Lisia's mother, Wallace's sister, and Wally's aunt. A former coordinator who specialized in the Beauty category.

Owned Pokemon: Masquerain, Bellossom

ALMA HEIKO

36 / Petalburg City (Sootopolis City) / she/her

Wally's mother, Wallace's sister, and Lisia's aunt. A former coordinator who specialized in the Cute category.

Owned Pokemon: Azumarill

ASTRA

35 / Mossdeep City / she/her

Liza and Tate's mother and the former Mossdeep Gym Leader. A powerful psychic who strong-armed the Pokemon League into letting her kids take over so they could learn control.

Owned Pokemon: Starmie, Gardevoir, other Gym pokemon now being trained by Liza and Tate

CONNOR AND BELLA

17 and 14 / Fortree City / trans girl (Bella) / he/him and she/her

Two siblings Ivy befriends. Connor has all eight badges, while Bella stopped after three.

Owned Pokemon: Kecleon, Donphan, Medicham, Sealeo, Lairon, Swalot (Connor) / Tropius, Lanturn, Snorunt (Bella)

RIVA, ADAM, AND XANDER

13, 13, 14 / Verdanturf Town / demiboy (Xander) / she/her, he/him, he/they

Three friends from Verdanturf Ivy meets. Riva and Adam are beginning trainers, while Xander is an aspiring coordinator.

Owned Pokemon: Skitty, Numel (Riva) / Volbeat, Illumise (Adam) / Vulpix, Rockruff (Xander)