#dad bod roy

[toxicroyjamie]

You know what would be hot? Roy getting thick .

Yes 100000% and I live by this

[pekejscatbed]

WHO WANTS ME TO WRITE A DAD BOD ARSENAL OR DEATHSTROKE FIC

Deathstroke fic is here!

[korraofthereef]

How can you say that this man isn’t totally a hunk of filthy dilf. 😍

[fagfictions]

National Anthem

Every 4th of July, the Wayne throw an infamous annual independence day party. This seemed out of character for them, especially since they weren't really known for being a patriotic family both as civilians and as capes. However, without a miss, the Wayne family threw an exclusive party every year, thus rendering them unavailable for the rest of the day.

If you find yourself in attendance of this infamous 4th of July party, you'll be met with very generic decorations as sparse red, blues and white were found in some room - decorations not fitting of those in the same caliber as the Waynes. There was not grandeur or splendor found in the way the party was decorated, yet nobody seemed to mind as the main event of the party has yet to unfold.

If you were to spot the Wayne family butler, he would give off a resigned sigh, and explain that this was how his masters liked it - which vindicated the last minute borderline sloppy supermarket decorations that littered the halls of the grand estate.

Once you finally find everybody, don't be shocked if all you'll be met was a congregation of men around a swimming pool while a lone Timothy Drake wearing a white bikini, splashed around in the pool. It would be jarring to see a barely legal boy be shamelessly ogled by almost all the men in his life, yet one can't deny the absolute joy found in his face as he showed all his Bruce's friends his tricks.

"You're here to celebrate America's Independence Day?" A new guest asked older guest.

"Certainly." Ra's brushed him off, eyes not leaving the exposed pale expanses of the sweet boy in the pool.

One year, Jason decided to join Tim in the pool, much to the dismay of the other guests. However, once Jason convinced Tim to play wrestle with him, which led to Tim's bikini top coming off after their roughhousing, everyone seemed to be okay with the idea.

After Tim inevitably tires out, he goes into his room to change, leaving some time for guests to go grab a bite. This grace period was usually the only time where guest can finally interact and catch up with one another.

When Tim finally comes down, he's dressed in tacky outfit of short shorts and an skimpy American flag tank top that barely covered his little tits. Usually, Tim wouldn't get caught dead in such a dreadful outfit, but it's all in the spirit of celebration. Or at least that's what Dick tells him as he helped Tim get cleaned up and dressed upstairs.

Tim usually then shares a vegan hotdog with Damian since he didn't want him feeling left out with everyone eating grilled meat. If that involves sharing a hotdog every single time instead of having their own and Damian slowly hand-feeding it to Tim, nobody seemed to mind. Call it whatever you want, but it's definitely a step up from actively killing each other all those years ago.

When the sky finally turns dark, make sure you leave some space in your lap as you may get the lucky chance of having the sweet boy in your lap. Tim who was usually now tipsy off mimosas, will climb into the lap of one of the guest, and stay there for the entire evening. There was no discernable pattern on who Tim chose, one year it was Commissioner Gordon as he nestled into his hairy dad-bod body, the next year, it was Roy Harper as he settled into that hard ginger body as Roy shameless started groping his little tits the moment he sat down. Last year, it was Clark Kent, despite Tim ignoring him all day.

As everyone settled in their lawn chairs, they could see Tim's slightly swaying body moving around the chairs, only for him to plant himself on top of Bruce Wayne's lap.

"Hi, B." Tim giggled as he looked up at his mentor.

"Hello, Ducky." Bruce greets back with the same enthusiasm.

When the fireworks show begins, you'll be able to finally enjoy the sweet boy in your lap - and that's what Bruce exactly did as he devoured Tim underneath the beautiful night of fireworks.

Everyone could only look in disappointment as Bruce reaped the benefits this year, maybe, they'd have better luck next year.

God Bless, Timothy Drake 🫡

[treason-and-plot]

Time to leave Roy and Anya and shoot over the bridge to visit Joël and Anita's household. Joël has begrudgingly agreed to cut short his paternity leave and work at The Grind tonight after receiving a desperate phone call from his boss Monica. He has spent the last few days exercising at the gym and with Brutus to tone up his dad bod and fit back into his work 'uniform'. At least Brutus is appreciative of his efforts!

[yourlocalenbat]

you cannot look me in the eyes and say Roy Harper doesn't have a dad bod.

like.

yes I know he's a vigilante working out every day and kickin' ass but he HAS to have some softness in the gut and arms and thighs.

but he still strong. he's just kind of soft! bc he's a dad who loves sweets and his daughter

[puppypeter]

The way you spoke the divine truth in this post: https://www.tumblr.com/puppypeter/759507726342717440/can-we-go-back-to-discussing-the-possibility-of?source=share

BEAR!ROY IS REAL IN MY HEART AND IN MY SOUL‼️‼️‼️I'm picturing Roy Kent, with his hair turning silver at the temples and in his beard,,, glasses are ON,,, the dad bod is SERVING,,, his shoulders and arms fill out cause he started focusing on upper body strength when he had to keep weight off his legs post-knee op,,, and GOD that voice???? That PRESENCE????? WITH THE NEW BOD????? Oh, knees would be hitting the FLOOR!!!!! People start getting flustered when they have to talk to him one on one cause he's soo intimidating and SO!!! FUCKING!!! FITTTT!!!!!!

I knowwww Jamie is falling onto all fours/gagging/screaming/crying because how is this his fucking life???? How is it possible that he gets to come home to somebody who looks like THAT?????

OHHhhhh Jamie Tartt is the smuggest motherfucker in the entire prem, strutting into practise holding onto his man's beefy arm because Jamie is, at heart, a total show off. And who wouldn't be if you got to date ROY FUCKING KENT in his bear era??

FUTURE FIC BEAR!ROY SUPREMACY!!!!! 🐻🐻🐻 PLSSS WE NEED MORE FICS EXPLORING THIS CONCEPT, I BEGGGG 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Jamie would 100% be the horniest of the lot and definitely would enjoy reminding everyone that that sexy looking hairy beefy thing is his man

But I think the other himbos would most definitely notice it and act the way the did with Zava

This man is nowhere near a dad bod yet so best visuals i can give for now is big titties roys lol

[grendelprime]

I just have to say, I low key love how they gave Roy a dad bod after he retires from Hero work :p

Red Arrow throughout Young Justice

[brookston]

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Lucky & Unlucky Days

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Premieres

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BASEketball (Film; 1998)

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Dad’s Army (BBC TV Series; 1968)

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Death Becomes Her (Film; 1992)

Enchanted April (Film; 1992)

Ever After (Film; 1998)

Four Weddings and a Funeral (TV Series; 2019)

Hang ‘Em High (Film; 1968)

Hot Shots! (Film; 1991)

Lego Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis (WB Animated Film; 2018)

The Living Daylights (James Bond Film, US; 1987) [#15]

The Lost Boys (Film; 1987)

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (Film; 2015)

Murder Included, by Joanna Cannan (Novel; 1950)

The Negotiator (Film; 1998)

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Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect (Book of Poems; 1786)

Rascal Flatts, by Rascal Flatts (Album; 2000)

Rushing Roulette (WB MM Cartoon; 1965)

The Shadow (Radio Series; 1930)

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[brookstonalmanac]

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Holidays

African Women’s Day

Always Live Better Than Yester Day

Apricot Day (French Republic)

Black Top Day (a.k.a. Black Tot Day; UK)

Change Your Ringtone Day (Australia)

Cool Japan Day

Crossfire Hurricane Day

Devoted Couples Day

Emancipation Day (Belize)

Father’s Day (Dominican Republic)

George Jetson Day

Gryphon Appreciation Day

Hapje Tapje (Leuven, Belgium)

Happy Potter Day

Hot August Nights begin (Reno, Nevada)

Insect Appreciation Day

International Lifeguard Appreciation Day

International Seriously Single Day

Joust of Quintana: La Sfida (The Challenge; Italy) [Pt. 2 in September]

Ka Hae Hawai'i Day (State Flag Day; Hawaii)

Law Enforcement Day (Louisiana)

Mac Davis Day (Lubbock, Texas)

Martyrdom Day of Shahid Udham Singh (Haryana and Punjab, India)

Milton Friedman Day

Mutt's Day

National Commando Day

National Diana Day

National Eisteddford of Wales (Wales)

National Heatstroke Awareness Day

National #Love Day

National Mom Bod Day

National Mutt Day (a.k.a. National Mixed Breed Dog Day)

National Orgasm Day (UK)

National Parent a Biracial Child Day

Operation Motorman Anniversary Day (UK)

Rabbit Rabbit Day [Last Day of Every Month]

Saui Sura (Javanese New Year; Suriname)

Saxophone Day

Treasury Day (Poland)

Uncommon Instrument Awareness Day

U.S. Patent Day

Warriors’ Day (Malaysia)

World Day Against Electronic Torture

World MS Trend Day

World Ranger Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Cotton Candy Day [also 12.7]

Jump for Jelly Beans Day

Make Homemade Ice Cream and Invite the Neighbors Over Day

National Avocado Day

National Raspberry Cake Day

National Spam Day

Rum Ration Day (a.k.a. Black Tot Day)

Shredded Wheat Day

5th & Last Monday in July

Carnival Monday (Bonaire, St. Eustatius and Saba) [Last Monday]

Independence Days

Vanuatu (from UK/France, 1980)

Feast Days

Abanoub (Christian; Saint)

Bill Gates Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Birthday of Nephthys

Cameons (Positivist; Saint)

The Clodhoppers (Muppetism)

Dress Up Day (Pastafarian)

Erich Heckel (Artology)

First Sermon of Buddha (Bhutan)

Germanus of Auxerre (Christian; Saint)

Helen of Skofde, Sweden (Christian; Saint)

Ignatius of Loyola (Christian; Saint)

Jacques Villon (Artology)

John Columbini (Christian; Saint)

Joseph of Arimathea (Eastern Orthodox)

Lammas Eve (a.k.a. ... 

Hlafmesse (Loaf Mass; Anglo-Saxon)

Lammas, Day 1 (Celtic, Pagan) [5 of 8 Festivals of the Natural Year]

Lammas Eve (a.k.a. Lughnassad Eve)

Lithasblot (Norse Harvest Festival)

Loki and Sigyn’s Day (Norse)

Lughnassadh (Grain Harvest)

Oiche Lughnasadh (Pagan)

Neot (Christian; Saint)

Real Ale Day (Pastafarian)

Seedy Birds (Muppetism)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Bad Animals, by Heart (Album; 1987)

BASEketball (Film; 1998)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Film; 1992)

Dad’s Army (BBC TV Series; 1968)

The Dark Tower (Film; 2017)

Death Becomes Her (Film; 1992)

Enchanted April (Film; 1992)

Ever After (Film; 1998)

Four Weddings and a Funeral (TV Series; 2019)

Hang ‘Em High (Film; 1968)

Hot Shots! (Film; 1991)

Lego Aquaman: Rage of Atlantis (WB Animated Film; 2018)

The Living Daylights (James Bond Film, US; 1987) [#15]

The Lost Boys (Film; 1987)

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (Film; 2015)

Murder Included, by Joanna Cannan (Novel; 1950)

The Negotiator (Film; 1998)

Only the Lonely, by Roy Orbison (Song; 1960)

Plenty of Money and You (WB MM Cartoon; 1937)

Poems, Chiefly in the Scottish Dialect (Book of Poems; 1786)

Rascal Flatts, by Rascal Flatts (Album; 2000)

Rushing Roulette (WB MM Cartoon; 1965)

The Shadow (Radio Series; 1930)

Still the One, by Orleans (Song; 1976)

Urban Cowboy (Film; 1980)

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (Film; 2017)

The Wiggles (TV Series; 1998)

Today’s Name Days

Hermann, Ignatius, Justinus (Austria)

Ignacije, Vatroslav (Croatia)

Ignác (Czech Republic)

Germanus, Helena (Denmark)

Ave, Meevi (Estonia)

Elena, Helena (Finland)

Ignace (France)

Herrmann, Ignatius, Joseph (Germany)

Iosif, Sifis (Greece)

Oszkár (Hungary)

Barbara (Italy)

Angelika, Renita, Rūta, Sigita (Latvia)

Elena, Ignotas, Sanginas, Vykintė (Lithuania)

Elin, Eline (Norway)

Beatus, Demokryt, Emilian, Ernesta, Ernestyna, Helena, Iga, Ignacja, Ignacy, Justyn, Ludomir, Żegota (Poland)

Margarita, Marina (Russia)

Ignác (Slovakia)

Fabio, Germán, Ignacio (Spain)

Elin, Helena (Sweden)

Ignacio, Inigo, Reed, Reid (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 212 of 2024; 153 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 1 of week 31 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Tinne (Holly) [Day 21 of 28]

Chinese: Month 6 (Ji-Wei), Day 14 (Geng-Yin)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 13 Av 5783

Islamic: 13 Muharram 1445

J Cal: 2 Hasa; Twosday [2 of 30]

Julian: 18 July 2023

Moon: 98%: Waxing Gibbous

Positivist: 16 Dante (8th Month) [Cameons]

Runic Half Month: Thorn (Defense) [Day 3 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 41 of 94)

Zodiac: Leo (Day 10 of 31)

[judedeluca]

So yeah I just smile and think about how “Private Security” could’ve gone in the direction of having Will be out of shape and unsuited to help Dick as proof of how unhealthy it was with him looking at Will for a Wally substitute.

And instead Will has absolutely no problem keeping up with Dick and the others and can easily suit back up as Red Arrow when needed, and he’s able to recognize what Dick’s doing through a name slip specifically BECAUSE he has no issue fighting alongside him.

And so Will’s belly is simply used as a downplayed example of how he’s in a better place physically, mentally, and emotionally after what a malnourished twig he was in the second season, and “Private Security” highlighted he’s capable of returning as Red Arrow for future episodes.

[dont-hug-me-aesthetics]

Father Figure Tony Aesthetic For Anon! 

x x x x x x x x 

[thefatteningpicture]

I have been noted, and I had found by myself, that the character of Roy “Will” Harper (aka Red Arrow) appeared “fattened up” in the cartoon “Young Justice”.

In the third season of the show, Roy is a bit too old for Young Justice - he retired from the super-hero life, and opened a private security firm called “Bowhunter security” (subtle). He also had to raise his daughter Lian, and as a result of this new sedentary daddy lifestyle, not only did he grew a beard, but also a “dad bod”! Funnily his dad bod is less obvious in his super-hero uniform than in his security agent one.

Now, I haven’t watched the third season yet. It is something I should do. These are all pictures taken from a simple Google search “Red Arrow dad bod”.

And if you are wondering about the picture with the watermark, it was apparently drew at first by Christopher Jones (who designed characters for Young Justice the cartoon, and drew covers and pages of Young Justice the comic book). His official website is here: http://gallery.christopherjonesart.com/

But you won’t find said picture there, I personally didn’t - I found it on Etsy. 

[battysketches]

chaotic-melody: roy and lian would be nice? Especially bow hunter security dad bod will harper

season three roy will harper is a gift

[txxxciii]

woaaahhhhh red guy with tail and paws???? based.

anyways I used to think that the way people draw him with animalistic features was kinda goofy because of how he (apart from yellow guy, roy and lesley, obviously) is one of the most humanoid-looking creatures in the show. but when I actually drew him like that I thought like. damn. this slays actually hold on.

also. as much as I enjoy buff red guy more, I have to admit, dad bod red guy is very scrunkly. looks very friend-shaped, which is ironic.

[leupagus]

I am hoping for some more Town Bicycle!

'Oh man, it was incredible,' Keeley says, stealing one of Trent's chips while he tries to write fast enough to keep up. Thank fuck for his mother's shorthand lessons. 'He's got the whole Dad Bod vibe going for him, but then he'll just lift you up and deposit you right onto his cock, like a sexy… moving company, or something.' She paused to take a deep draught from her coke. 'I'll work on the analogy,' she said, with the air of someone making a monumental decision.

'Right, but—' Trent has asked people for details on their infidelity before, usually in far more hostile environments than the local chippie. But he's at a bit of a loss here. 'What about you and Roy?'

'Oh, Roy was there,' Keeley chirps, stealing another chip. 'He was kind of the director, like. Although we didn't film it. Should have, I had a great lingerie set on, but with all those celebrity phone hacks we figured it wasn't worth the risk. Besides, not like Ted would say no to a repeat, yeah?'

'Yeah,' Trent echoes, and longs for death. 'So you and Ted — and Roy—'

Keeley shrugs, looking supremely unconcerned for a woman who'd come that close to a tabloid scandal less than two years ago speculating on this exact scenario. (Almost this exact scenario.) 'Sure,' she says. 'It's good fun, and Ted's always a treat.'

Trent's brain sticks to that 'always' like a burr to a wool coat, but before he can ask, Keeley continues happily.

'Honestly I'm impressed on a number of levels,' she says, and takes another chip. 'Colin and him went at it the night before, but he was ready for action straight away. Have Americans just got more stamina, or something?'

'Colin and him — do you mean to tell me Ted slept with—' Trent lowers his voice, because they are still in a public place, however unlikely the clientele are to be secretly recording them. 'Colin?'

'Hey, Colin's lovely,' Keeley protests, looking wide-eyed. 'And Ted's helping him out, you know. Voyage of self-discovery and all that.'

Trent really doesn't have any response to that, but he does slap her hand away the next time she tries going for one of his chips.