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hi hello I'm finally gonna start talking ab dad!Shayne!!! this man has me in such a chokehold and the thought of him with a mini him makes me want to explode. idk if I'm gonna make this a series or anything, but I'll probably be posting more dad!Shayne soon 🫣 I hope y'all enjoy and lmk what you think!! mwah xo lees
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Standing silently in your bathroom, staring down at trio of positive tests, an idea popped into your mind.
Your smile spread wider as you wrapped your arms around yourself, the smell of your boyfriend still lingering on the sweater of his that draped off of your shoulders. It felt like your heart was about to beat out of your chest, your stomach filled with butterflies.
You glance to your phone, realizing Shayne would be home shortly, shocking you back into reality. You're quick to shove the tests back into their box, and then shove that box far, far into the back of your dresser drawer.
For the first time ever, you're really hopeful Shayne doesn't try and keep up with the laundry.
"Honey, I'm home!" Shayne called out playfully, wandering through the front door, setting your nerves on fire.
You jump a bit as he bursts through the doorway to your bedroom, quickly grabbing your waist and pulling you into him. You can't help but laugh, letting your head rest against his chest as he holds you tightly, pressinga soft, chaste kiss to your forehead.
"Hey, baby." He began, the nickname that normally comforted you now had your heart in your throat as you look to him with raised brows.
"I love you, this is really nice and don't wanna nterrupt it, but I might shit myself if don't." You couldn't hold back a small groan as you roll your eyes, shoving him away playfully as he chuckled, a grin on his face. Shayne grabbed at your hands, quickly pulling you back to press a peck to your lips before heading into your bathroom.
You couldn't help but laugh softly at the thought on your mind- that's the father of your child.
"Might wanna light a candle, I'm sorry!" Shayne called out, laughing.
"I can't be the dad because that baby has one blue eye and one brown eye, just like her ex!" Shayne yelled out, slamming the card on to the the tabletop as everyone cheered him on.
"And another thing," He continued through laughter as you gave him a faux shocked look. "She just wants me to be the father because I'm a YouTube celebrity!"
"Are you gonna take that, Y/N?" Angela called to you, perched on the edge of her seat as your group was nearing the end of the game.
"Fine, I didn't wanna do this to you, Shayne, but..." You laid down your card slowly, keeping your eyes on the man sat across from you as the room grew quiet. "The lie detector test determined that is a lie."
Shayne gasped, placing his hand to his chest before moving his popularity down on the board, the final blow of the game.
"Okay, and with that, we are ready to look at our test results, so if everyone would pass their packets to the person on their right." lan called out, Shayne leaning forward to hand you his as you passed yours off to Angela.
You slowly went around the group, everyone exaggerating their relief at not being the father. You tangled your fingers with Shayne's, gripping his hand tightly as Angela pulled your card.
"Y/N.. you are... not the father!" She squealed out, hugging you quickly as you grabbed Shayne's packet from your lap.
"Shayne.. I think we know how this is gonna end.." You began, laughing softly as you glance around, everyone else ending with the same result as you.
He nodded solemnly, taking a deep breath as he sat back in the seat. "I'm ready..."
You tried your best to hide your shakey hands as you pull out the card, the bright red box staring back at you.
"Shayne, you are going to be a father!" You called out, Shayne immediately jumping from his seat. He began storming off set quickly in a fit of exaggerated yelling and anger.
"Wait, what?!" Angela screamed out, her eyes wide as she registered your words.
"Did you say...?" lan began, the grin on his face was unmistakable as everyone began piecing it together, while Brennan was still following your boyfriend on his faux rampage.
You feel arms wrap around you tightly as Courtney and Angela begin to congratulate you, your cheeks blushed brightly as Shayne's yelling can be heard from off set.
Shayne chuckled as he cut the bit, turning to the camera behind him, the man behind it giving him a confused look.
"Did.. did you hear her?" Brennan asked, his brows furrowed— Shayne was way too calm to know what was happening.
"Yeah, I.. oh, fuck!" The brunette spoke, his blue eyes wide as he finally processed your words, sprinting back through the doors just as quickly as he left.
You barely have time to register his return before you're swept off your feet, finding yourself in a fit of laughter as you cling to Shayne's biceps.
Shayne felt like his face was about to split with just how big his grin was. He couldn't help but pull you closer, peppering your face with kisses before finally setting you back on your feet.
"You're serious, right?" Shayne finally asks, a bit out of breath from all of his screaming and running, his eyes searching your face as his hands gently cupped your cheeks.
"Yes, I'm completely serious!" You speak, barely able to contain your laughter as Shayne wraps his arms around you again, squeezing you gently against him.
You quickly slip from his grip, earning a pout as you grab your bag from off set, procuring the box of tests.
Shayne's hands began to shake as you brought the tests to him, the proof now sitting in his hand has a second wave of realization rushing over him.
He's quick to wrap you into his arms again, whispering his gratitude and love for you. You look up to him, his blue eyes brimming with tears as he presses a soft kiss to your lips.
You sniffle, tearing up a bit yourself as you reach up, wiping Shayne's cheeks as he laughs softly.
"Holy shit, that's a much more dramatic ending than expected.." lan laughed as he wrapped his arms around the two of you, squeezing you gently as he offered his congratulations.
"I can't wait for us to start making baby merch!" Spencer called from off camera, another fit of laughter erupting.
"Smosh's first baby!" Angela gasped, clutching her heart as her and Courtney coo'ed at the idea. The love, warmth and excitement in the room was better than you could've imagined.
"Well, uh, thanks for watching.." Shayne chuckled awkwardly, running a hand through his hair as the other stayed wrapped around your waist, holding you close to his side.
"You guys are gonna have a buff ass baby." Arasha mumbled, her eyes a bit wide at the idea as you chuckled, giving the camera a small wave.
#so soft so warm so fuzzy#i love fluff if yall cant tell#anyways pls lmk what yall think 🫶🫣#smosh#mine#shayne#shayne topp imagine#shayne topp x reader#smosh games#shayne topp#Shayne topp au#smosh au#dad!shayne#smosh imagine#smosh x reader
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Can't believe just a few days ago we were joking about the WHAT IFS about how shourtney is going to drop their marriage plans and now, IT'S REAL
#smosh#shourtney#shartney#shayne topp#courtney miller#IM NOT OVER THIS#mom and dad got married#my hands are still shaking from this#this is the best day of my life#i love them so much
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in love with them being in love 💞💞
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kubosai drawing because im love them they are my favorite dynamic
#favorite dynamic is scary guard dog bf x secret scarier guard dog bf#aren got that shayne topp fit#my evolution of clothing for aren has gone from: dad fit to muscle tee to shayne topp from icarly in chronlogical order#love these mfs#local woman loves drawing mullets and cannot stop more at 8#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki no psi nan#saiki kusuo no psi nan#aren kuboyasu#kubosai
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Court and Shayne circa 2019
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Ian and Anthony help Erin to get her car back. They're acting like actually parents 😭😭😭😭
#smosh#ian hecox#anthony padilla#ianthony#shayne topp#amanda lehan canto#erin dougal#smosh mouth#smosh fam#smosh dads
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Omg this is so cute 🥹
Court’s TikTok
#smoshblr#smosh#shayne topp#courtney miller#shourtney#shartney#i can’t handle this#cat dad shayne#cat mom courtney
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update: my dad loved the episode
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HUH???? SH-SHAYNE????
another slay from Shayne Topp from Smosh
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literally so cute im going to thow up......... shayne n baby choey ^_^
#shayne topp#dad shayne fic......... hmm#smosh#he would literally be such a good dad why am i getting emotional.... shayyneeeee
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Im so in love seeing them in love
#shourtney#courtney miller#shayne topp#smosh#shartney#mom and dad#i wish them all the happiness in the world#oh god
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Me after Ian called Chanse 'Shayne' by accident
#like why did nobody notice#This is dad behaviour from Ian#smosh#smoshblr#ian hecox#chanse mccrary#shayne topp#it's not rlly shaynse but I'll tag it anyway#shaynse#shipping?#smosh games
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Once again, Shayne is tarnishing Bones' image. 🤣
#shourtney#shartney#courtney miller#shayne topp#smoshblr#smosh mouth#smosh cast#amanda lehan canto#bones miller topp#birdie miller topp#bones and birdie#cat dad
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This is exactly why he's the "dad " of Smosh. He doesn't think Smosh belongs to any person but it's a whole with all the crew in it. He doesn't see them as workers he saw them as funny talented and intelligent friends of his and try to make them all part of Smosh and shine individually. I love this man so much. Long live Ian Hecox! The Smosh dad💖
#ian hecox#smosh#shayne topp#courtney miller#keith leak jr#noah grossman#olivia sui#damien haas#anthony padilla#smosh family#dad ian
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I love how much Shayne & Bones stuff we’re getting ❤️🩹
Courts photo dump
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