#dad!hank j. wimbleton

[beemers-hell]

woe, dumbass 1 am doodle idea be upon ye [phone scribbles cause I could not be fucked to grab my ipad]

[heayn]

a couple years ago i made a series of drawings of classic newgrounds characters leading up to pico day.

i forgot to post them here then so here they are now.

[selkiearts]

[repriseagain]

Newgrounds heads (+ some arms)

[sillyravez]

Can't stop thinking about my 𝔀𝓲𝓯𝓮... I wanna kiss him so bad his lips looks so kissable his face looks so soft his hair looks so long and beautiful his sense of fashion id incredible his voice is so attractive the way he holds his weapon is extremely sexy and his treatment towards the youth and his dogs is so usgehdgrve ebdebbehe auhhhhhggghhh hes absolutely perfect ugyttghhh...... His cake arm and his his cool awesome cool eye just adds to his beauty hes so unique i love him I'm so glad devsis created him I am forever grateful idk how 2021 me left him for hank j wimbleton hes so pretty handsome beautiful hot attractive in so many ways that I think half of the words I'm thinking of to describe him hasn't even existed yet idk what im yapping about but like hes so ajevdbfhfbeb ehevhew ehehebwhwjwhwbw edhjreke I could never forgive myself each time I accidentally mischaracterize him whenever I'm thinking of him or writing a fanfic about him again dhbrhrje hes absolutely perfect hes perfect with anyone licorice parfait clover definitely not affogato because i haye that guy and red velvet wouldn't like that guy kiwi cookie just particularly anyone but pastey and affogato I hate affogato i hope he fucking dies and for pastry she's a woman lover he gives me gender enby or something i forgot what's it called but he definitely changed me i love him so MUCH i wish I was him bc I would have bragged for being him because like devsis literally confirmed that he's the most handsome in the tower because he literally is hes so sjdbeb AURGGHSVR his shoulder touching mine would DEFINITELY fix me mane im so glad he's not real because if he was I'd have to fight the other two red velvet cookie fans over him but if he was im pulling a martyr idk if I used that word right but I'd do anything for thisvguy ok im lagging while typing this howbdo fanfic writers in tumblr write anyway hes so perfect hes flawless woof woof his personality is just my type hes so caring gentle dad the way he sounded when he was trying to stop pome and lico from fighting again is so funny and heartwarming hes so cute cute his existence is literally the best in the cookie run universe like how did the team think of something so perfect that it's literally like impossible you know they literally created something so flawless perfect majestic beautiful that makes u question your gender sexuality or just basically everything aboit you hes the reason why I'm still living and not depressed like i used to be before i cope by Red Velvet Cookieng i love him so much i can't put it into words he's so proud and confident about his babies i feel like he'd be a very supportive dad no matter who you are or how you treat him he'll still treat you like his own child gently and carefully he'd be the best dad i mean look look hes literally taking care of hundreds, thousands, or more cake creatures preparing for war while making more of them can anyone else do that NO hes the literal definition of peak me and the other two Red Velvet Cookie enthusiasts know him better than others do who only sexualizes him like i get it hes hot but hes so muvh more than that hes not just a sexy "twink" no HES NOT A FUCKING TWINK YOU FAKE ASS BITCHES DEVSIS TWINKIFIED HIM HES EVERYTHING BUT A TWINK HE'S NOT A TWINK I HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL HIM THAT WHETHER THEYRE BEING SATIRE OR NOT I HATE IT NO HES NOT A HIMBO EITHER STOP CALLIJG THE COOKIE RUN CHARACTERS HIMBOS BIMBOS OR WHATEVER INSULT NONE OF THEM ARE i feel like he'd understand me more than my family does well they can be fucking assholes sometimes and Red Velvet Cookie never once acted like an asshole hes so considerate and genuine ok that's it bye bye!!! I love this guy and I'm him btw i love drawing this guy hes my comfort i wish devsis finally releases his magic candy

[hankjameswimbleton]

~ Madness Combat Canon Call ~

Hey there (:

My name’s Hank J. Wimbleton, I use they/he. I’m a fictive and a cohost/protector of the Cataclysm system. I’m currently 27 and our body is 18, so our host would prefer no interactions if you’re bodily under 16.

I’m currently searching for several people from my canon, namely Sanford, Deimos, Doc, Jeb, and if possible my little sister. I’ve already found Tricky from my source, @clownkillsy0u​.

Click for more information/source memories.

-I wasn’t actually a bloodthirsty maniac with no remorse or emotions, that was all AAHW propaganda. I sincerely loved all my friends and still do.

-Project Nexus didn't fall until only about two years before the Improbability Drives were activated by the Sheriff, and Nevada was actually quite normal for most of my life.

-Sanford was my childhood best friend who I met in middle school. We bonded over being the only openly queer kids in a pretty homophobic school, and always had each others' backs.

-I had a younger sister, whose name I believe started with a C or K (I've mentally been calling her Caroline for a while). She was five years younger than me, and loved to wear neon-colored coontail hair extensions.

-I had anger issues for my whole life, but could never afford therapy, especially after taking in my sister and losing my job. I had to start burning through savings, and the stress eventually culminated into a mental break after some asshole shoved me for asking him to turn down his music at the park.

-I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I met Doc sometime after this, while I was hiding out.

-I dated Dr Hoffnar for two years, from when I was 20 to when I committed the murders at the park and cut contact with him to protect him.

-The Sheriff put a massive bounty on my head when the search for me was about to die down, which is why I went after him in the first place.

-After the Drives were activated, I was blamed by the Auditor for the activation (even though the whole thing was the Sheriff's fault), so Doc and I formed the Status Quo as a rebel group to restore normality and oppose the AAHW, which was basically staffed by a combination of everyone who wanted me dead, clones created from Nexus technology, and leftover loyal members of Project Nexus. Sanford joined us around a month later.

-Deimos was a defective clone from the AAHW who dissented and joined with us about half a year after the drives activated.

-Jeb and I were enemies for a long time, until we both encountered Tricky around the time of the events of Madness 7. Until then I hadn't known that Tricky was Hoffnar, and when Jeb told me, we teamed up and disconnected the portable drive from her brain and brought back most of her sanity. After that, my relationship with Jeb was more of a loose almost-but-not-quite friendship.

-Everyone else was pissed and terrified when I brought her home because I refused to tell anyone what was going on until I had a nice reunification cuddle session done.

-Sanford and Deimos were dating, and like brothers to me. Doc was a bit more of a cranky father/uncle figure, but he really kept us all together and working efficiently.

-My metal jaw made talking difficult, I could talk but only if I forced the words out pretty loudly, so I usually stuck to writing.

-I had a special interest in weaponry and true crime.

-I was half-Russian from my dad's side.

-I had a perfectly normal head of chin-length black hair and brown eyes. Not as cool as fanart makes me seem, but at least I wasn't bald.

If the stuff I'm mentioning sounds familiar, feel free to message me. I miss you guys.

[corruptedbunny-multimuse]

((Note: this is a timeskip drabble based off of recent events in blog canon!))

~~~

It had been years since Hank had even seen Val or Fledge.

Of course, he was still on his own. Making enemies out of everyone will do that to you. He had had to learn how to patch himself up by himself-- and he had died on the first many attempts. Funny how stitching yourself together turns out pretty sloppy if you're already dying.

Hank had crossed paths with one of the AAHW's goons-- one of the ones under Shay's employ, judging from the shades of orange on their outfit. Or was it 'the Investigator' now? Probably both-- Employers apparently had a name and a title.

Bah, he never cared about the names of those assholes. They always crumpled when he swung at them. This one had been no exception. He just kicked the body and continued on his way.

'Where the hell am I going, again?' That was what he had been asking himself whenever he went out. Every year, he felt less and less inclined to leave his base. To fight. To kill.

He was tired.

More than he had ever been before.

He hardly noticed the gray fur and the four arms until he saw it out of the corner of his eye, and he aimed his gun...

Stop. Look. Aren't they familiar?

He froze right before he could squeeze the trigger. Gray fur... Folded ears... Four arms...

His hand shook. His jaw hung open without him realizing. His ruined voice finally croaked out their name.

"Fledge?"

Their tail puffed out and they whirled around, grabbing their own gun. "Who the fu--?" And they stopped. Stared. "...dad?"

Hank reached a hand out. Wanted to hold his child-- his and Val's child. Was she still alive? Was she okay? Was she happy? So many questions raced through his head. Maker, he missed her. He missed their little kitty. He felt himself tear up-- a feeling that had only come when he thought he had killed his own family.

But his joy came to a cold stop when Fledge's shock turned to anger. Hatred. Disgust. "Where..." Their voice shook as they tried to keep themself together. They dropped their gun and their tail lashed in their rage.

Hank saw their claws unsheathe.

Hank saw them leap at him.

Hank heard them scream at him.

"WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!"

Hank knew the look in their eyes even before they landed. They wanted to kill him. Like so many others. He felt his heart shattering.

And then nothing.

Not even the thought of fighting back came to him.

'I deserve this,' he thought, not moving as half of his vision went out. An eye had stuck to one of Fledge's front claws. They wanted him to suffer.

'That's fine. I'm okay with that.'

Fledge's claws soon slashed his throat open. Hank still didn't fight. He just looked at the now bloody feline, staring at him and wheezing, hate still in their eyes. He could've sworn they were crying, but that could just be the blood. Why would anyone cry about him?

He let out a gurgling chuckle. "You really did... take after me... huh?"

With that... Hank J. Wimbleton was no more.

[talesofsonicasura]

After watching Sonic the Hedgehog 2, don't worry I ain't going into any spoilers as this focuses on the first movie, I imagined this sorta of insanity.

What if the warp ring Long Claw threw glitched? Instead of Sonic ending up in Green Hills, at the last second it changed to someplace else. Where? Madness Combat's Nevada

Who is the first person our little precious bean runs into? Hank Motherfucking Wimbleton.

Animals, much less something Sonic, being something unheard of in Nevada so Hank becomes very curious about the pocket sized hedgehog. In short, the merc takes him in and Sonic's sweet innocence changes Hank. Yep, the man is on the path to being a disaster dad.

So Sonic ends up growing up around the crew, Deimos, Sanford, Doc and of course Hank. (Hank also acquired a dadbod. Not my art, belongs to @buttery-art hence the link.) Everything is fine until in the middle of Sonic's first official mission, Hank whose currently now a Mag, gets badly hurt. Thinking fast and desperately, the hedgehog throws a Warp Ring with only one thought in mind, someplace safe. Destination? The small town of Green Hills.

Hank is very badly injured so him recovering is gonna take a lot longer without Doc there and Sonic's medical knowledge being limited. So the hedgehog steals medical supplies and essentials to keep both of them alive. This goes on for about a year with Hank nearly fully healed. Then the events of the first movie kick in.

Now Tom has to deal with a hedgehog more traumatized and battle ready alongside his equally traumatized but more violent grunt mentor. The sheriff needs a serious break while these two Nevadans need severe therapy.

If anyone wants to take a spin at this, go ahead! I love to see what people can come up with!

Right now I have major writer's block hence the lack of updates but I hope I can update soon! Until next time folks! Live and Learn as you thrive in the madness.

(Edits will be added when I think of something to add. This is to help those who want to try utilizing this idea.)

Edit: Doc, Sanford, Hank and Deimos each have a Warp Ring given by Sonic. These are meant to be used for an emergency return to base.

Reason Sonic didn't take Hank back to base with the Warp Ring cause said base had been compromised. Everyone had to split up so the A.A.H.W couldn't get them all with Sonic going alongside his mentor Hank. The plan was to regroup and stay on the downlow.

Sonic hasn't returned to the Madcomverse cause one, Hank being at 100% boosts their chance at survival if they do return since the risk of being attacked/ambushed is high. Two, Sonic doesn't how to program his Warp Ring to the Nevada he wants to go. He knows the basics of using the rings but not enough for a situation like this.

Also, Sonic has seen Hank die a few times but even he's worried that the next time could be permanent despite Doc being capable of bringing him back.

Edit 2: Sonic still spies on the people of Green Hills like in the movie. At first, it's to check the people's schedule so he can steal stuff him and Hank needs without getting spotted. Later on, he does because he's very curious about everyone's carefree lifestyle.

There are no kids in Nevada and from what I can assume, the place was already insane since the Sheriff is actually a warlord who just calls himself that. (Guess the place was already apocalyptic before the Improbability Drive made everything even more mad.)

So Sonic never really experienced a peaceful or even normal childhood and is understandably jealous. (The whole crew tried very hard to at least give him some semblance.)

The hedgehog hasn't killed anyone either. A first kill is very hard and life changing for everyone. Thus someone has to be there for him when the time unfortunately comes. But again, the crew tried to keep him from doing that as long as they can, even Hank. The infamous Grunt is still an asshole but Sonic's presence chilled him out some and is a bit softer, mainly around his blue blurred apprentice.

[nunchucksnun]

night watch

[picoday2006]

[doink-boink]

He’s just thrilled!

[beemers-hell]

It's the start of summer! So obviously

[docnukes]

so like...

yeah...

[number-1-harumi-hater]

Dad Hank

Dad Hank

[jebtruther]

Me: Omg tysm for 100+ followers!! I didn’t expect to get this far!!

Also me: *posts this bullshit a few days later

...@ the danganronpa & Madcom fandom: you’re allowed to shoot me on sight.

Og hueheghee:

Idk who did it but whoever did it bless you I adore you.

Thank you Caffee for letting me know that this exists

[cloudy-dayys]

hank would have the same reaction towards a pack of kittens like he did with the giant fucking blender