#dabihawksluna

[lunanight2012]

More incorrect bnha ship quotes? You bet, my internet has been acting up all day, my throat hurts, and it still hurts to breathe.

So have some MomoJirou

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Kyouka: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Momo, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Kyouka:

Kyouka: fsh

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Kyouka: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Momo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Kyouka, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Momo.

Momo: How did you do that without turning around?

Kyouka: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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KiriBaku? Yes!

Eijirou: What are your goals?

Katsuki: To pet all the dogs.

Eijirou: No, fitness goals.

Katsuki: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Eijirou: How petty can you get?

Katsuki: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Eijirou: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Katsuki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Eijirou: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Tododeku time!

Shouto: Violence isn't the answer.

Izuku: You’re right.

Shouto: *sighs in relief*

Izuku: Violence is the question.

Shouto: What?

Izuku, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Shouto, running after him: NO-

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Shouto: Where are you going?

Izuku: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Shouto: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Izuku: Shouto, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Now, some self indulgent dabihawksluna incorrect quotes

Dabi: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Hawks: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Luna: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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*Dabi and Hawks sitting in jail together*

Hawks: So who should we call?

Dabi: I’d call Luna, but I feel safer in jail

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Dabi: If you had to choose between Hawks and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Luna: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Hawks: Luna!

Dabi: 63 cents.

Luna: I'll take the money.

Hawks: LUNA!!!

Alright thats it for tonight.

If you guys wanna help me pay for my medical bills, meds, food, and possibly even a hospital visit, please check out my linktree in my bio or click here.

[lunanight2012]

The Takabi Part 1 short story is up!!

Sorry it took so long.

Hope you guys enjoy nonetheless!

[lunanight2012]

I am now also working on a short stories for an au where Luna, Hawks, and Touya are first years at UA, and aizawa and mic are 3rd years

I'm thinking of titling the short story vook on ao3, The Cat, The Bird, and The Eldest Todoroki go to UA au.

XD

Heres part 1 of this UA au story

Warning it does have break up, mental breakdown, luna pushing herself, possible feral luna, sports festival, erasermic, dabihawksluna, and Shiggy being a good friend

Oh btw, shiggy didn't kill his family when he found out about his quirk in this au, he only accidentally killed his dog. Also AFO is still looking for a new 'body'

Anyways p-please can you go look at it, and maybe my main short stories for my oc?

If not its ok. But yea... my ao3 is in my linktree in my bio 👉👈