#d3vastate

[ladyvoldemort]

got some ~*gLaMoUr sHotS**~~ of @d3vastate today @ Kure

[sarunasmarciulionis]

d3vastate replied to your post: “I want basketball jerseys”:

Which ones in particular?

LMA Blazers jersey, kemp, black pinstripe pippen, hakeem, amongst others

[mettaworldneymar]

d3vastate replied to your post: smash for 3ds is a blast but it makes ...

You tryna play? I just got it

3ds? hmu with the FC and ill msg you mine

[strizzwald]

d3vastate replied to your post:She’s so lovely What am I to do?

strizz on her *crowd laughter*

[ladyvoldemort]

d3vastate pointed out all he can see in my kitchen is pizza boxes and an empty beer case before he started singing The Bare Necessities from The Jungle Book.

[sarunasmarciulionis]

d3vastate replied to your post: “jalapeño “poppers”:

i did this with mozzarella "sticks" earlier

ohhhhh because they stuck to the pan I got youuuuu

[lob3-blog]

d3vastate replied to your post: fill in the blank lakers fans make you...

sigh continuously

good answer

[tylerdrowning]

d3vastate replied to your post:I’m sorry, but one of the fastest ways to turn me...

Do you mean someone calling YOU that or calling someone that lol

I haven't had experience with people calling me it, but both. It just seems odd to me, but I'm not going to hate on people who do like to call their partner that.  

[brianscalabrine420]

I was surprised the Panthers were releasing him but I really think he'd fit well on the Ravens since we could really use another experienced wide receiver

[ladyvoldemort]

I've been crying over this video for at least ten minutes. Let's appreciate d3vastate.

[ladyvoldemort]

Me: Oh my god, there should be a radio station that only plays the Seinfeld bass line. I would listen to it.

Tyler: You know who else would listen to it? Fucking nobody.

Me: But-

Tyler: FuCKING NOBODY.

[my-astral-body]

piss

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