#cwam

[creative-cartoon]

A Sweet Shapes/KCCCH (Charlotte/Moldy x Circle With A Mole x Parker) from hfjONE stimboard!

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[manyminded]

I’ll check back in like an hour. Have fun

[snshineandgnpwdr]

southern inhospitality

pairing- Dieter Bravo x ofc!Ava

word count- 1.8k ish

warnings- God, I still don't even know? Mentions of food, tense family gatherings and insecurities, just general crappy Thanksgiving family gathering vibes....also, I borrowed a few lines from Rhett & Scarlett if that's not your thng.....and remember kiddos, no matter what universe or situation, we hate Conrad. 😎

notes- I waffled all week about whether or not I wanted to repost this today for its one year anniversary and finally decided here at the end of the day that yeah, I like this one and I actually do want to. Made some minor edits but nothing serious, this takes place a couple years in the future from where these guys are in their main (unfinished) story but can be read as a stand alone.

thanks as always to @wildemaven for being my cheerleader and @tinytinymenace for the prompt a million years ago that started this. 💕

As he stepped onto the escalator and descended into the arrivals terminal, he thought to himself, 'this is the dumbest idea I've ever had.'

Okay, maybe not the dumbest. He is Dieter Bravo after all, he's done a lot of dumb shit in his life. But this probably ranks right up there.

And it's not like Ava had exactly invited him but when they'd talked the previous evening, she had said she missed him and that was pretty much the same thing right?

Besides, she'd sounded so miserable back in her family's clutches, it was like his duty or whatever to sweep in and rescue her. The last time she sounded that withdrawn-- well, he doesn't like to think about it, but he'll be damned if they ever repeat it. Time for him to step up and white knight this shit.

He's starting to second guess the whole idea though as the Uber makes its way up the long oak lined drive, the massive magnolia tree taking up the majority of the front yard coming into view before the actual house does.

"Goddamn," he whispers to himself as the car comes to a halt in front of a true southern plantation house- fucking columns, gleaming black shutters, coach lights, rocking chairs and all.

He can't help but wonder what the hell he's gotten himself into as he grabs his bag from the Uber and makes his way up the steps to the imposing double front doors and ringing the bell.

Based on the exterior, he's expecting the door to be answered by a housekeeper or a butler or some shit and is surprised when it swings open to reveal a pre-teen boy in perfectly pressed khakis and a seasonally appropriate burnt orange polo.

"Yeah?" The kid says nonchalantly, more interested in the phone in his hand than the actual guest at the door and Dieter catches a glimpse of chipped black glitter nail polish as the boy's fingers fly over the keys.

"I'm looking for Ava. Ava Greene? Is this the right place?" He asks, sliding his Ray-Bans down his nose and trying to peer behind the kid into the house. "Or like the right fucking century? They know the south lost right?"

That gets the kid's attention and he looks up at Dieter, flashing him a mischievous grin and suddenly Dieter sees the family resemblance. At least he knows he's at the right house. Must be one of Drew's spawn.

"The news of the fall of the Confederacy has not yet reached the man of the house. We fear, due to his advanced age and frail condition, such a staggering blow may cause him to expire."

Dieter snorts out a laugh and the kid smiles even wider. "Welcome to Oak Hill," he says with a dramatic bow. "Please, do step inside and join us on this day when we celebrate the most problematic of American holidays."

Dieter is getting ready to call the kid out for inviting perfect strangers into his family's home when Ava's voice comes from somewhere further in the house and instead he finds himself automatically stepping inside as if drawn to her.

"Harry! Who's at the door? You didn't let the Jehovah's Witnesses in again, did you??"

"They're actually here for you," Harry calls over his shoulder. "Something about how you've been living in sin with a cad and a scoundrel."

"Haha," Ava laughs. "Very funny, smart ass. Seriously, who's here?"

"Seriously, it's for you. Come see."

The tapping of heels on hardwood flooring comes closer and Dieter thinks maybe he's stepped not only into the wrong century but also into a completely alternate reality- Ava- his messy, wonderful, Converse wearing Ava, in heels?

His gaze starts at her feet as she comes into view and hot damn, she really is wearing a killer pair of leather booties with some long swirly plaid skirt he doesn't have a name for, crisp white button up, pearls at her ears and throat, hair pulled back in a complicated looking up-do.

"Harry, everyone I know is already here...." And then she catches sight of him standing behind Harry and he grins at the surprised expression on her face. "Dee-- what are you doing here? What about your meeting?"

"I rescheduled. I should've never agreed anyway," he shrugs, reaching out to pull her into his arms and she comes willingly. "I shouldn't have let you do this by yourself."

"I told you it was fine, that'd I'd be fine," she says as she wraps her arms around him and leans into him. "I'm mostly fine."

"You're not fine, look at you," Dieter laughs, pulling away enough to hook a finger in the vee of her shirt, accidentally on purpose undoing one more tiny button and sneaking a peak. "You have a bra on. I wasn't even sure you owned one."

Ava snorts out a laugh and melts back into him, tucking her face into his neck and nipping at the skin there. "Behave, Bravo. We're amongst civilized company here."

"I'll try, but you do look like every sexy librarian fantasy I've ever had," Dieter whispers into her ear, hands sliding down her back to rest on the curve of her ass.

"You're an idiot, bunny" Ava whispers back, holding on to him a little bit tighter. "But I'm so glad you're here."

"Take your sunglasses off," Ava says as they walk hand in hand towards the family room.

"What?"

"We're inside. Pretend you're a normal person and take your sunglasses off."

"But why?"

"Are you high?"

"What? No! I mean, not really, not that anyone could tell," he shrugs.

"Then take them off. Please do not make this any worse than it already will be. When we go in for dinner, sit up straight, keep your elbows off the table, mind your manners and take your sunglasses off."

And with that warning, she escorts him into the belly of the beast.

"We'll have one more guest for dinner," Ava announces to the room and way more people than he expected turn to stare at him. "Some of you have already met Dieter, so I'll just leave you to get reacquainted and set another place at the table."

"Play nice," Ava grins, leaning in to kiss his cheek and giving his hand a quick squeeze before scurrying out of the room like the traitor she is.

He can do this, he tells himself as he hooks his Ray-Bans into his shirt pocket. He can. He's an Oscar winning actor for fucks sake. How bad can one family dinner possibly be?

Three hours later he's hating himself for putting that thought into the universe. Turns out it can be so, so incredibly bad.

Dinner itself was fine, delicious even- the turkey was moist, the potatoes were smooth and buttery, the pumpkin cheesecake was downright sinful.

But the conversation has been downright atrocious. It's as if someone had given Conrad Greene a list of topics not to talk about at a family gathering, and he's tried his damnedest to hit every single one of them.

He's watched Ava's mother masterfully try to steer them into safer conversational waters time and time again, he's listened to all the praise for Drew and the newspaper he can stomach while Ava's own accomplishments get brushed off as inconsequential and she withdraws farther and farther into herself. Even Harry is not exempt from his great grandfather's ire and he watches the bright eyed kid who'd met him at the door deflate like an old party balloon.

Dieter has always thought his own childhood was shitty, but it's nothing compared to this. Sure, he may have never known his dad and his mom may have ditched him, but between his grandparents and Ms. Rose, he'd never once felt anything less than accepted for exactly who he was. Or pressured to be someone he wasn't.

By the time the table is cleared and after dinner coffees are served, his back is starting to hurt from the damned uncomfortable dining chairs, his jaw hurts from clenching his teeth and his fucking knee hurts from how often Ava has dug her nails in to stop him from saying something he most likely shouldn't.

His shades had reappeared at some point to hide how often he was rolling his eyes and Ava was so dejected by that point she hadn't even tried to deter him.

And he's had about enough. Of all of it.

"Are you staying here?" He leans in to ask her.

"No," she shakes her head. "I've been staying at Drew's."

"Great. Did you drive here separately?"

"Yeah, Harry wanted to ride in your Porsche."

"Even better. We're leaving," he announces, pushing his chair back from the table.

"Dieter--"

"We're leaving, Ava. Say your goodbyes and grab your things."

Ava leads Dieter up the side stairs and into the little loft apartment over Drew's garage where she used to live and where she's been staying for the last few days.

"I'm sorry. It didn't....it wasn't always like that," she says as she kicks off her heels. It's the first thing she's said since they left her grandfather's house and Dieter's heart aches for her.

"Ava, honey, you don't have anything to be sorry for. None of that shit is your fault. He's a bitter old man with fucked up ideas of how the world should work."

"Growing up....before my grandmother died....it was different. She tempered him I guess," she shrugs, taking off her pearls and tucking them safely in a little velvet pouch she puts in her make up bag.

"What was she like?" He asks, coming up behind her at the bathroom counter, beginning to hunt for and remove all the pins keeping her hair pulled back.

"She liked to cook and work in her garden, and take Drew and I bargain shopping. She was always smiling or laughing. A little bit mischievous. People gravitated to her. She would've liked you a lot."

"You think so?"

"I do," Ava smiles softly at him, meeting his eyes in the mirror. "I wish she would've gotten to know Harry, she would've gotten a kick out of him."

"He's a pretty cool kid," Dieter grins. "Clever, quick-witted. You sure he's not actually yours?"

"Positive," Ava laughs, spinning to face him. "But I did spend a lot of time with him when he was younger. Guess I rubbed off on him."

"Hey, that's not a bad thing, you know that, right? You're incredibly brilliant, Ava. It's their loss if they can't see it."

"I know. I'm working on it...."

"And, you know what else?" he grins, cupping her face in his hands and adopting a ridiculous southern accent. "You deserve to be kissed and often and by someone who knows how."

"And I suppose you think you're the proper person?"

"I might be....if the right moment ever came."

"What about now, Rhett?"

"Thanks not your line, Scarlett."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"That's not your line either."

"Hey, Bravo....shut up and kiss me already."

And he does.

[hikkokeka]

YAY! INTRODUCTION!!

(I finally did it..)

ABOUT ME:

Uhhh hi everyone! I'm OA, but you also can call me Keka!

I'm a minor and I'm panromantic&nonbinary!! :D

HE/ANY!!! ^w^

(a lazy artist who uses a translator.. -_-)

MY INTERESTS:

I love object shows, games, comics, manga, anime, etc.

Fav characters: Circle With a Mole/CWAM/Circle(hfjONE/Battle for circle), Host Circle(Battle for circle), Purple Face&Yellow Face(BFDI/BFDIA/IDFB/BFB/TPOT), Robot Flower(BFDI/etc), 8-Ball(BFDI/etc), Lewis&David(BFDI/etc), Donut(BFDI/etc), Benny(Lego Movie), Rodger(Dandys World), Brightney(Dandys World), Kevin(FPE), Astrodude(SolarBalls), Mizuki(PJSK), Neptune(SolarBalls), Neptune(Solar Spheres), Moon Phos(Houseki No Kuni), Teto(Utauloid), Yuki(Vocaloid), Neru(Utauloid), Nene Nene(Utauloid), MEWO(OMORI), Qi Qi(Genshin Impact), Lumin&Paimon(Genshin Impact), Fun Bot(Sprunki), Lime/OWAKCX(Sprunki), Blueberry(Inanimate Insanity), Cheesy(Inanimate Insanity), Doll(Murder Drones), Mango&Soy Sauce Senbei(Secret Staycation), Unpleasant(Regretevator), FleshCousin(Regretevator), Charles(Henry Stickmin Collection/Henry Stickmin), Uie(MO4/Marikin Online 4), Hazard/Signman(AVA/Animator VS Animation), Milky Way Cookie(CRK/etc).

☹️DNI: Maps/Homophobes/other chit ew.

EXTRA:

Askbox status: OPEN!

I also have dandy's world joke ass OC, BFDI OC and hfjone OC(didn't draw her yet)

MY MAIN OC

Fav color: white!

Fav animal: kitties!! :3

Fav object show: hfjONE!

You can ask to draw your OC! Selfships also can be requested! (As long as it don't comship or other weird stuff)

Pls, tell me if I'm rude or if my jokes making you uncomfortable😰😰

uhh.. It's all what I wanted to say, I guess??

...... cheesecake.

[mozartburnsworth]

something i noted a while ago is that ydkj and hfjone have one overlap and it is breaking bad

(hfjone taking inspiration from breaking bad, and theres like one (1) question about it in ydkj 2015 or 2011 idr which one)

[a-random-warrior]

Can you do Stone x circle ? :DDDD

Day 3 of drawing ships I like for pride month

This ship is honestly cute

[Requests are closed (sorry!)]

[ynwa4eva]

Zlatko brother you may have hair but that unfortunately means you have to invest into a comb....

[archivalcamel]

OH SO THAT'S THE JOKE

slow

[dot-png]

DRAW CWAM(Circle With A Mole) AND STONE PLS😭😭

[panvnsleake]

intersex CWAM

its not jun. but i believe in pride eternity

dont ask me how object genitals work because i have no idea unfortunately

[skythealmighty]

flatland thoughts Continue to Consume Me. hear me out, circle with a mole (post hfjone) meets a square (post canon). how would that go. theyve both seen The Horrors and yet been amazed and terrified by them. for cwam it was color. for a square it was three d.... theyd be besties please please plea

[manyminded]

sweet shapes is the name for Parker x Charlotte/moldy x Circle with a mole now. Btw

[snshineandgnpwdr]

thanks for the tags @wildemaven & @tinytinymenace......I feel like original recipe Ava from Conversations would run several Instagram accounts- one for the motel, one for her work, one for the nonprofit Dieter started, but this one is just her personal one that she probably forgets to update or post to regularly....

I think everyone I know has probably already been tagged in this, lol, but if anyone wants to play, the Canva template can be found here.

[maythray]

fucked up what they (airy) did to cwam. never gone from my mind.

[askwantsandneedsbfc]

I think my posts are going through?

Okay. Yes, they are.

Hello?

I don't know how this site works.

Hello, I am Host. That is not... exactly my name, but for some odd reason I feel a need to differentiate. I previously hosted a gameshow, but that ended so so long ago.

My life has changed recently. A previous competitor of mine who had disappeared has returned and started... acting strange towards me. I will not be telling him about this blog, this computer or anything else as he will most likely try and use it to get me to talk to him.

You see, he's an interesting person. Much like everyone else in our world, he was once exactly the same; a simple-minded being who just w*nted to play the game. Then, he became different. I didn't like it and purposefully got him eliminated which... didn't work for some reason? He disappeared anyway which was good.

But as I said, he came back. And has been trying to "make me sentient" or something along those lines. I may ask him things on your behalf, but please don't do that. I don't w*nt to engage with him.

I had accidentally hacked someones account, which I deeply apologise for. People there seemed to really w*nt to engage with me, hence why I moved here. So, ask and say things if you wish.

(OOC: EVERYTHING UNDER THE CUT WILL BE AN OUT OF CHARACTER ALTERNATIVE INTRODUCTION TO THIS BLOG)

(Hi, hello! Welcome to the askblog for Wants & Needs!

...what exactly is that?

Okay this is going to sound stupid, I'm aware, but Wants & Needs is a completely unironic and very gay post-canon what-if/exploration of Battle for Circle by CheesyHfj. Its a series on ao3 that I have been writing that means a lot to me, which you can read here!

This series does feature shipping and a whole lot of it. Basically all the (eventual) main characters in this blog and in the fanfic series are in the very early stages of a polyamorous slow burn. There will also be mentions of charcoal [the ship between Cwam and Charlotte Stern] because I cannot help myself lmao. If you are uncomfortable with that, you can walk away.

The main point of this series is character exploration and development, seeing how the whole sentience thing actually works and how it can be gained. Characters WILL act like bad people at times, but its okay because they are learning!

ALSO CONTENT WARNING: A LOT OF WANTS & NEEDS USES RELIGIOUS THEMES AND LANGUAGE. IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY THAT, PLEASE DO NOT READ!!! /srs

Thank you for reading this big yap of an introduction post, feel free to submit an ask to get this show on the road!)

[trulybetty]

wip wednesday thursday

Thank you for the tag @chronically-ghosted! dirtbag!dieter sounds like a trip! And thank you @gnpwdrnwhiskey anything that is CWAMS I'm all about! 💕

I've been in a really weird writing and reading funk this month so far, so didn't feel up to posting anything yesterday - but then I had a bit of a boost last night and with the tags, let's try and get back on the horse and aim for some accountability! 🐎

Because I'm a day out, I don't know who's been tagged and who's not - but if you want to share consider this me tagging you and tag me in your wip on a wednesday, thursday posts! 🙌