#cuz the tiddies look good

[weedpicnic]

Considering making a top surgery consultation. but I want to be able to add “with my tits out” at the end when I talk about doing something do you think this can be accommodated

[ziminy]

Cute not so little bear

You were lost in the woods but happened to find a house in the middle of nowhere. How lucky of you that the owner was understanding.

Tags: smut, mdni, f!reader, bear hybrid!choso, the reader haves big boobs, choso is a pervert, humping, marking, oral (f receiving), tiddy sucking, size difference, kissing but like very passionately, fingering, handjob, lot's of touching, creampie,

Author's note: I had to re write this in the last moment cuz I thought it was too lame. Hopefully this time I'm happy with it.

Not proofread

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It was a beautiful day when you left home, going on your usual route when you remember about a shortcut. Honestly, you weren't even sure about it since you never saw it before, but you were told it was around this area.

You'll see a small path on the right side, there's some red flowers around it, it's hard to miss. Those words were on repeat in your head, and you swear you know exactly what they were talking about.

You swore you knew, that's what you said in response. You swear you saw that path. You swore again and again that you knew exactly where that was.

On the main road, right at the edge of the forest. There was supposed to be between a green wall, two tall trees being the entrance of that shortcut. Small red flowers, like a carpet, surrounding that path. And you did saw it, how could you not. The problem was, the path took you further and further away from the safe route that was supposed to get you outside the woods.

You didn't even notice at first, happily walking and admiring your surroundings. You thought nothing of it when more and more trees appeared around you, at some points you walked past a river. You even stopped in place to look at the clean flowing water, the sound of water rushing so violent and yet calming.

You saw fewer and fewer people, now being surrounded by the sound of mother nature itself. Birds singing, the wind going through leaves, and the soft light from the sun. You were just as happy as when you remembered about the so called shortcut.

Perhaps it was a shortcut indeed, not to the route you're usually taking. It didn't took you to your destination, in fact, it was getting you further and further away than there. But it was a shortcut to your death.

It was taking you somewhere people don't dare to go to. A place that everyone was avoiding.

That's why it looked more and more beautiful the deeper you got. It was a warning that people don't go there, nature keeping it's natural flow, untouched by humans and at peace.

You did started to panic when you realize how late it got and that you're on a path you never saw before. No people could be seen, the last village you saw was hours away from where you currently was.

No biggie, you're a smart girl, you can make it alive out of there.

You came from that direction, so if you go left would be faster to get out of there. See, no need to get panicked. Keep calm and look forward, be aware of your surroundings and you'll get back home sooner or later.

Or so you thought. Because no matter how much you walk its like you're walking in circles.

You swear you already saw that tree several times, but at this point everything looks the same. Nothing makes sense anymore, and your head hurts.

You had no water or food on you, your legs were killing you and all you wanted to do is bang your head against something.

How could you be so careless? How could you be so stupid? Can you believe you did such a big mistake, and now you might have to pay with your own life for it. What if a feral animal appears? What can you do then? You got nothing to defend yourself with.

Somehow, it was like your prayers were heard, because you just saw a house with the corner of your eye.

A wood cabin, and it looked in a good shape. There haves to be someone who lives in it. There haves to be someone home.

You looked surprised, your heart was beating too fast because of the adrenaline and you could feel it in your throat. You're saved, you'll be able to live for another day after all.

You ran towards the building without even realizing. Excited, hopeful and very much happy to be dragged out the bullshit you got yourself into, you knocked at the door.

"Is someone home?" you said out loud, knocking again after some time. "Hello?" no one respond.

You could smell something sweet in the air, it was coming from behind the house. And you couldn't do anything more than follow the smell, where you found a open window.

You looked inside, hoping to see someone. But no, the house was empty, no signs of life.

So, you studied the room, and it looked like a kitchen. It had an oven, lots of cupboards and in the middle of the room was a table. A pie sitting appetizing on the wooden surface, calling you to get in, take a taste of it and rest.

"Someone home?" you gulped before opening your mouth. But again, you were met with silence.

From how you see the things, a small grandma must live here. The house was well taken of, outside and on the inside, and it looked too lovely and welcoming.

You'll explain everything to the woman when she comes back, maybe she'll tell you how to get out of here. But now, surviving was your main goal.

You ate some of the pie, drank some water and then wander around that place. Opening the first door you saw, leading you to a bedroom. And my, the big bed that was perfectly made was so tempting.

Just a little, you'll rest for a moment and then get up, you said to yourself.

You got inside the room, closing the door after you and walking towards the bed. Sitting carefully at the edge of it, and trying to get used to the feeling of finally being able to let your guard down.

You let out a sigh of relief, the weight of your shoulders finally disappearing as you lay down, your head on the pillow.

Have you ever felt this tired before? Because your eyes closed as soon as you dragged that blanket over you, being way gone in the dream world.

A few hours passed by and it was already sunset and you were still asleep.

The owner of the house however, finally got back. Instantly knowing someone is there without even looking around for clues.

Your scent was all over the place. From outside and now inside.

Heavy steps could be heard, stomping left and right, re doing your route ever since you jumped in through the window.

You heard it, and you chose to ignore it. The bed was way too comfortable to think about it.

But it did made you feel a bit concerned about it. It didn't sounded like a grandma, those steps way to harsh to belong to an older woman.

You gulped, listening to that person getting closer and closer, stopping right in front of the door before opening it.

And now you were explaining to the landlord what happened, how you got there and why you were in his house. Yes, his. You were wrong about the person who lives there, it wasn't a cute grandma but a guy who looked like he killed a few people.

Dark eyes and dark hair, fluffy ears on top of his head that made him look soft, like a angry teddy bear.

"So you got lost." he said after you explained your situation, making you nod.

"I'm really sorry for breaking in." you apologized over and over again.

He wasn't even looking at you, his eyes either on the table or somewhere behind you. It was like he was avoiding to look at you.

"The closest town is two hours away." you could only sigh, it was already dark outside, how will you get there. "You could make a run for it, but you'll have to he careful. This area is full of wolves at night." that made you bite your lip in frustration.

"Can I stay over the night? I have no money on me but I promise to make it up for the intrusion." he finally looked at you, surprised at your words. Did you mean what he was thinking about? "I can work, either outside or inside. I promise to not disappoint." ah, so it was like that.

"Alright." he nodded, making you jump happily.

"I promise to not disappoint." you said, all a smile and a lot more eased to see that he was so understandable.

Well, whatever. What's done it's done.

He showed you where you'll sleep tonight, and it was a different room than the one you slept in.

The bed wasn't as comfortable but you can't really complain. You still layed down, falling asleep as soon as you closed your eyes.

In the other room, however, there was a bear who couldn't control himself. Shamelessly sniffing the room, the way his bed had a sweet scent and how he wanted to sink his teeth into the pillow you slept on.

Why was he acting like this was a mystery even to him. He's not usually like this, he swears. But that scent of yours got him feral. It made his mouth salivate, drool almost falling out his mouth at how you looked. And don't even get him started on the way your breasts look so big.

He's a dumb fuck, he knows this. Sitting in bed carefully, lifting the blanket and dragging the pillow with your scent on it in his arms, shoving his head in it as he squeeze it harder in his arms.

He took deep breaths, and he's sure he even moaned a little when that intoxicating scent got in his lungs.

You looked so delicious, he wanted nothing more but to bite you, take a taste of you. He wanted to lick you, but not in a sexual way. It was more like, lick your cheeks to see if you tasted as good as you look.

He's such a fool, he didn't even noticed when he started to move his hips, his pelvis pressed against the pillow. He was doing it so he could rub your scent on him, he doesn't even think he's that high. He just want to have more of whatever this feeling was.

You smell like honey, and it drove him crazy the moment he got in front of the house. So can you really blame him when he feels like he's the one being done wrong?

Opening his mouth, he sank his teeth into the pillow, hoping to taste something. But to his disappointed, it tasted nothing like you. And it made him rub his cock against the pillow even harder.

He should control himself. He should, but he's not. And it didn't helped the fact that he could feel every single movement you made.

His heart stopped when you turned around in bed, it made him freeze in place. He took a deep breath, finally realizing what he's doing and how pathetic he was acting. Can you believe him? Getting all riled up from nothing. It wasn't like you were the first female he saw in his life, heck, he meets all kind of people everyday. But you looked just so, what's the term?

He feels like moaning whenever you look at him. He haves to fight himself internally so he wouldn't get on a knee to propose to you, might as well take a taste of your pussy while he's there. It's just.. you're so beautiful, it makes him feral.

He's mad at himself for being such a sick man. And he will tie himself up if he goes something overboard.

The next day didn't helped him feel any better. The more he looked at you the more he would feel his body heating up. You looked at him with big unknowing eyes, and fuck, was he fucked.

"is there anything I help you with, um.. sir?" you walked next to him, looking at him and patiently waiting for his to say something.

"Call me Choso." his answer was simple, avoiding your gaze as he was feeling way too guilty for the way he was feeling.

"Right." you nodded. "What are we doing today?" he doesn't know about you but he'll cry in a corner.

"Lets go outside." for his own good, if he wants to maintain his sanity he needs to be as far away from you as possible.

And even if he gave you tasks where you were far away from him, he couldn't help but look at you, mouth half open and mesmerized by how you're moving. He turns around every time you catch him staring, acting like nothing happened and then shamelessly look back at you once again.

He's not thinking about anything, he's too numb to feel a thing, and yet he can't help but want to look more, even get a little closer if he would dare to do so. The air around you was tasty, and all he wants to do is inhale it, eat it so there would be nothing left for anybody else. Keep all to himself, alongside you, so no one else would be able to feel what he's feeling.

"What should I do now?" he didn't even noticed you moving, too lost in his thoughts to even realize what's going on around him.

He didn't said a thing, he just stood there, looking at the ground and trying to process what's going on. "Do.." he looked around for a moment, trying to think of something. "Water those plants." he pointed at the closest thing to him, only realizing what he did after. "I'll go that way." he said and pointed at some flowers.

"Alright then." his behavior was strange, but perhaps that's just the way he is.

Maybe he's anxious around humans just as you do around him? I mean, he was intimidating, truly. Just look at him, he looks like he killed somebody. His big body, a few heads taller than you, and those broad shoulders. But then you look at his fluffy ears that were on top of his head and suddenly he didn't look as scary as before. If you could ignore his massive body, then he wasn't that scary.

Maybe he wasn't as bad as he looked like. After all, he let you stay when you needed a place for the night. He also seemed to be ridiculously understanding, demanding no money from you and making you nothing than water some plants.

He just looked scary but he was actually a pretty decent guy. Or was he?

"Choso, what do I do now?" you walked next to him, catching him off guard. You're going to kill him sooner or later if you keep doing this.

"Let's go inside." he said, being done with his garden for today.

It was time to prepare a meal, and you couldn't just let him do everything, so, you helped. Being by his side the whole time and chopping some vegetables here and there. It was him who mostly did everything because he wouldn't let you lift a finger.

But when you were by his side, all he did was to stare at you. The side of your face, your lips, neck, his eyes traveling lower to your chest and then back up, to your lips. Oh, how his mouth was all wet, salivating over the sight of you doing the most basic task.

He liked it when you were ignoring him, paying him no mind as you did whatever you did, too focused on your work to even think of him.

He shouldn't like that, but he did. He loved to look at you again and again, being able to discover stuff that you wouldn't notice unless you payed attention. He liked the little details about you, your actions, how you move.

"I'm thinking of leaving before sunset." you said while you were eating, making him freeze in place. Why would you do something like that? He can't find an explanation for your words.

"You won't get to the main road in time." he said, trying to discourage you from whatever adventure you might have planned.

"I know, but I feel bad for staying too long. I feel like I'm invading your place." how stupid of you. If it was after him he wouldn't even let you go to begin with.

"It's dangerous to walk in the woods at night, especially alone." he tried to scare you. "You can leave tomorrow morning."

"Can I stay for tonight?" tomorrow as well, and the day after tomorrow, the day after that as well. Heck, just stay here at this point, he's not complaining.

"Yes." he's trying so hard to play nonchalantly.

"Thank you." you smiled, feeling somehow safer that you don't have to go back into the woods any time soon.

Don't smile at him, don't look happy or at ease. It makes him go feral. He's biting the inside of his cheek, hands gripping his own thighs and he started sweating. Why he's reacting like this to a simple gesture was a mystery but he doesn't want to find an answer to that.

He knows there's a way or two to get his demons at ease, and that's if you leave, or let him have a taste of you. But then he'll want more, and the only way to stop him then is if you let him be forever buried inside of you.

He's playing with his own feelings, he knows it, but something happened and it made him realize how much of a fool he is.

It happened accidentally, you tripped and were about to fall when he catch you. He is stupid tho, so he didn't balanced himself right and fell on top of you. He stood there, not being able to think about anything and just looked at you.

"Are you okay?" you asked, being concerned about anything you might have broke while falling.

He didn't said a thing, he looked at you with a blank expression.

Your eyes traveled from his face lower, trying to see if he's in pain. His arms looked alright, his upper body seemed perfectly fine, and well, you couldn't really see lower than his pelvis from the way he was positioned on you. So you looked up, trying to understand his face, the dark thing in his eyes that made it look like something was wrong.

"Choso?" you said his name, looking at his face in case he had hit his head. You raised one of your hands, grabbing his cheeks in it and turning his face to the sides, inspecting him further. "You look alright." you took your hand back, waiting for him to say something. But he didn't said a thing only making you feel smaller for a moment.

He was intimidating, and for a moment you actually forgot that he's a ferocious predator. Perhaps this was one of the side effects of being a hunter, feeling like tearing apart his prey and feast on you as fast as he could. Was this his way of calming himself? Was he holding back his urges to not do anything to you?

You gulped, feeling a bit scared at the thought of something happening to you. Pressing your legs together, you lowered you're, your back hitting the cold floor as you looked up at him, waiting for his next move.

His heart was beating at a normal pace, being at peace with himself as he was trying to feel more of you. You were terrified, the scent you gave off at the moment was sweeter than anything he felt before. Your rapid heartbeat only made him want to sink his body into yours. And the way you look at him? He's afraid he can't hold it for much longer.

He wasn't even thinking anymore, his head was empty as he got his body closer to yours, his cock hardly pressed against you. Lowering himself, towering over you to trap you in his arms as his face got closer to yours.

He inhaled, taking a good breath of your scent before he exhale. His cock pressed into you even harder, making you gasp at the feeling. His nose in your hair, taking another deep breath before he thrust forward, making some friction between the two of you.

He wasn't going to do anything more than this, he just wanted to feel you closer. And that's what he did. He let you go before taking another deep breath, looking down at you.

He didn't said a thing and got up, walking towards the front door, disappearing from there. He was strange, like, you couldn't understand him. Not now and not even later when he came back with something sweet in his hands.

He apologized, talking about how you had a sweet scent and how he couldn't control himself for a moment. It was the beast side inside of him, he didn't really mean it. Or did he? Well, he said that he personally didn't want to act up, so you must believe him, right?

A part of you understood the situation, the other side didn't really belied it because of how he looked at you. Even now, when you accidentally dropped something on the floor and he volunteered to pick it for you, looking up at you between his eyelashes with the same dark thing in his eyes. He never changes.

He was eating you, undressing you with his eyes and he didn't regret a thing. And you couldn't help but gulp, his actions being too obvious for anyone to think he was innocent.

It made your heart skip a beat, him not even trying to hide the fact that you gave him a boner. And yet, he still tried to be kind in his own way. But from the incident that happened today, you can't even look at him in the eyes.

It was bad, you knew it, but you were still thinking about it. The way his cock was feeling, bigger than anything you saw, rubbing right against your clothed pussy and he seemed to want more of you.

He said something about you have a sweet scent, perhaps it was that. Maybe that's why he was so obsessed with you for some unknown reasons.

You weren't thinking about anything at first, just being happy and thankful that someone let you stay for the night even if you broke into his house. But now? You really can't face him, thinking about his dick over and over again.

Did you wanted him? I mean, not really. You had better things to do and you wanted to go home and sleep in your own bed, but he did open the door to something you didn't know you had in you.

And now you couldn't help but look at him when he wasn't looking at you, feeling embarrassed and turning your face the other way just to look back at him later.

This was stupid, but now it got him thinking that you might feel the same way as he does. And maybe you're too shy to say it.

"Is everything alright?" he had to make a move or he'll die an idiot.

"Ah, well, you know.." you weren't sure what to say. "Thinking of what happened earlier." the way he changes is really strange, you never saw anything like that before.

"What about it?" he already apologized, even if he didn't mean a single word.

"Nothing, just thinking about it." it was definitely more if it got you still thinking about it. He was still thinking about it.

"What exactly are you thinking about?" you can't look at him, not when he looked like that at you.

"You know.." he doesn't know.

"I'm also thinking about it." he admitted it. He does? Because he doesn't look like he do.

"Really?" you said surprised.

"Yeah." he nodded. "You smell nice, you feel nice. It was really hard to get away from you." if he says so. "What about you?"

"Same here." you looked away, feeling your face heating up.

"Want to feel more?" he was really pushing his luck, but he doesn't want to die knowing he could have done something and he didn't do it.

"Huh?" did you heard him right?

"I'll let you touch me." oh. Wait what?

"Really?" you said, still not believing what you just heard.

"Yeah." he nodded. "Anywhere you want." your eyes traveled down without even thinking. "Even there." you gasped. "You don't have to let me do the same. It's more than enough for me if you do it." he said it with such a straight face.

"I don't know.."

"Do you want me to touch you instead?" because he will.

"It's not that. It's just.. you're sure?" never had he been more sure in his life.

"Yeah." he said and got closer to you. "Let's go in my room. There's more space there." space for what? But you didn't dared to ask out loud and followed him quietly. Looking at him sitting at the edge of the bed and looking at you.

He was just as quiet as you, watching you move closer to him, lowering yourself before him to be at the same level as him, making eye contact for a moment before you looked at his shirt. "Can I take it off?" he'll rip it off if you want him to.

He nodded, taking his shirt off as fast as possible, and then acting like he didn't had a shirt to begin with.

Your eyes traveled to his pants and he understood it immediately, waisting no time in taking it off and leaving him with nothing on him.

You were still surprised, you knew he was big, but to be even bigger under the clothes. He looked like a complete another person.

"Is it alright to touch?" he nodded, still not daring to say a word and only looked at you. You placed your hand on his abs, feeling his hot skin for a moment before you moved your hand somewhere else.

You went higher, going to his chest and squeeze it lightly before you travel lower, to his lower stomach and then even lower, looking up at him for a moment before you took his dick in your hand, strock it softly.

He sighed, hands on both of his sides as he didn't dared to do anything. He'll let you find your own pace, whatever you're happy with he's happy with. But man, your hand was so much softer than him, and at this point you might be even warmer than him.

Your hand went up and down, listening to the soft huffs he lets out.

But then you stopped, getting up and getting on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck and leaning in. Your face getting closer to his and you smiled before your lips finally touched. His hands going on your sides, holding you in place as you were still kissing.

His lips were soft, happy to be against yours and taking what you gave him. Enjoying the fact that he wasn't as delusional as he thought he would be.

His hands went under your shirt, forgetting that he said he wouldn't do anything, going with his hands up to grab your breasts since he been dying to do that ever since he first saw you.

It was so much softer than he imagined, it fits perfectly in his hand and he wants to hold it for the rest of his life. Suffocate him with your boobs and he'll say thank you, might even ask to do it again.

His hips moved on their own, grinding against you and moaning in your mouth, pressing his cock harder against you as you kepts kissing.

"Take it off." he moaned, wanting to see what's underneath all your clothes. "Let me touch you more." he helped you get your clothes off in a hurry, now back on top of him and kissing once again.

It was so much better when nothing was in the way, just skin against skin and enjoying the warmth each other gave.

He pushed you in bed, on your back before he got his head in between your legs, holding back a sinful moan just by looking at your pretty pussy. He got his face closer to you, placing a kiss on your inner thigh before placing one on your pussy, looking up at you to see if he can go further. "You smell so sweet, I can't help it." he wasn't lying, you got him drooling and forgetting his own words.

He placed a kiss on your clit before he started to lick it, moving one of his thumbs on it and circle it slowly, still placing a kiss on it from time to time before he finally inserted two fingers inside of you.

Pumping it slowly, his mouth on your clit as he started making out with it, too lost in the way you taste to realize that he really is taking his time with you. So slowly it was just painfully at this point.

But he started moving his hand, and he didn't stopped until he saw you coming. And even then he kept going until you came down to your senses.

You dragged him into bed, making him sit down as you got back in his lap, holding his dick with one hand before you got him inside of you. Both of you groaned at the feeling, it was so good it made you wander why you didn't do it earlier.

He moved his hands on your hips, helping you move with more ease before wrapping his mouth around one of your breasts, sucking on it before he moved his mouth on a surface where he could leave his mark on it. Biting your shoulder and sucking on it, then moving to another side and did the same thing. He enjoyed this, being able to hold and play with your chest as you kept moving on him.

"Just like that." he moaned, drunk on the way your body felt around him.

And you kept on moving, not longer after that coming again, this time with him following your lead and painting your insides white.

You stood there, trying to catch your breath with your arms around him as he was still processing what just happened. Then, he flipped you over, now being on your back as he pushed the head of his cock inside of you.

He looked right into your eyes, going deeper and deeper until he got all the way in. Lowering himself to be able to feel you better, his face now right against yours. Your lips tastes so good, can you blame him that he wants to kiss you forever?

And the way your walls hugs him, oh, he really doesn't want to let go. He wants you in his arms, to have you there for as long as he lives. But fuck, he doesn't know how much he can keep going because of how good you feel.

You moaned, your nails into his back and leaving red marks on him, you were so close that it wasn't even funny. And from how it looks, he was just about to cum too.

"Why don't you stay here tomorrow as well?" he asked, balls deep inside of you.

"I'll think about it." you couldn't even think of an answer to give him.

"Come on, stay. I'll make you feel good." he whined, thrusting deep, hitting that one spot hard. In response, you moaned loudly, you couldn't even think of what to say. "I'll do it as many times as you want." he tried to bribe you. "You want to feel good, don't you?"

"Alright, yes." you said without even thinking making him to kiss you before both of you came, holding you in his arms for the rest of that day. And not letting you go tomorrow as well.

[whore-ibly-hot]

SO glad to see part 2 of the boarding school series. AAAHHH. I really wanna draw them... Do you have any set ideas for how they look, cuz I would love to draw them

I will literally piss myself if you do art of my boys. Somebody did art for my Joey oc once, and im still in recovery. Honestly, I'm pretty fast and loose with character descriptions but I'll drop a few I'm sure of!

Pez: Tall and a little plump, gentle giant, tan skin and really long black hair, he's half indigenous, and he's got a lil freckle on his chin.

Tyler: He's actually less like, hair dyed and pierced and hardcore alt looking simply because he's too poor for affording hardcore accessories and even box dye, so he's a dirty brunette with deep brown eyes from smoking. Kind of a shitty wolf cut, but it's mostly because he can't go to the barber, so it rotates between that and being shaved.

Joseph: dirty blonde, smaller than the other boys but gangly. Like, he's short, but what little of him there is is all arms and legs. And bony, so fucking bony.

Carter: Blonde, he can be smug and satisfied at times, but he's got these cold, empty blue eyes that kind of freak everyone out, and a permenatlt neutral expression. It's impossible to tell what's in his head.

Paul Burton: Clinically unenthusiastic, he's always got a coffee in hand and is looking like he'd rather drive himself off a cliff than be here. Kind of a stubble, but just cause he can't be bothered to shave. He has dorky, super thick glasses which are not chic? And he hates them but cannot see past his hands without them. Laid back clothing wise, his shitty Hawaiian t-shirts or coffee stained worn out buttons uo barely match school dress code. Brunette, very curly hair.

Joel Murphy: DAD BOD, he's got a dad bod and a beer belly. He's kind of ashamed of not being as good looking as he was in his prime, but for as rugged as he claims to be he takes great care of his Ned Flanders looking mustache and his hair. Also a brunette. He's also got some impressive tiddies, do that's a major plus.

[archangeldyke-all]

Could we get a small chested kinda chubby reader please🤲🏽? Could be nsfw or sfw I've just been feeling bleh about myself.

of course! so sorry you're feeling bleh, hope this helps <333

men and minors dni

lets get one thing straight: sevika loves ALL tits.

it doesn't matter if they're big, or HUGE, or tiny, or non-existent-- sevika treats all tiddies the same: ravenously.

so while you might not be able to fill her entire palm with your breasts, it doesn't stop her from having her hands on them at all times. she just loves tits! and you're her girlfriend, which means you're legally obligated to let her play with yours, whenever she wants. (or at least that's what she tells you every time she starts palming your chest in public)

she loves the sensation of feeling your nipples slowly harden under your attention. if she could, she'd have you walking around with your nipples poking through all your shirts, 24/7. but-- she doesn't like that that makes other people look, so usually, after she pulls you into a dark corner for a few quick gropes, she'll throw her cape over your shoulders so no one else can see your goods.

you ask her one day what her obsession with your tits is. "they're not even that big. i got bigger fat deposits on my body you could play with." you joke, patting your stomach.

sevika chuckles, kisses your cheek, and reaches her hand down from where she was groping your tits to start massaging your belly. "almost as soft..." she contemplates. her face pulls into a frown as she fiddles your bellybutton. "but no nipples to play with. not a good enough replacement." she says as she shoots her hand back up to pinch your nipple again.

you just squawk and smack her head.

sevika loves your chubbiness, too, btw. she loves how soft you are. she loves that she can fall asleep on any part of your body and be comfortable.

she loves the way your skin is decorated in little stretch marks, loves the way it folds around your stomach and neck, loves the way it jiggles. she's always got her eyes on your stomach when you ride her, watching it sway and jiggle as you move. she thinks it's the hottest thing in the world.

she loves that you're a little more solid, a little more stable. it makes her feel like she won't crush you or hurt you if she squeezes you too tight or manhandles you in bed.

and she loves that your tits are small enough for you to go without a bra most days... cuz, you know. easy access for her, and all.

(she's actually been destroying the few bras you have left, just so that if you ever decide you do need one, you won't have any options. you don't know this, and you wont until you're looking for a bra to wear under a sheer top and find that all the elastic has been stretched out of your bra straps, and your underwires have been bent to poke you in the ribs.)

taglist!

@fyeahnix @sapphicsgirl @half-of-a-gay @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner @shimtarofstupidity @love-sugarr @chuucanchuucan @222danielaa @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther @gr0ssz0mbi3 @ellsss @sevikaspillowprincess @leomatsuzaki @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai @vikasub @glass-apothecary

[britcision]

Hey by the way Dungeon Meshi gang, I have noticed that we seem to be pretty heavily stuck in “people hit like instead of reblog” gang so I just wanna throw this out there

Hitting “like” on Tumblr is basically a nod across a crowded room to OP. It doesn’t share it, doesn’t increase reach, nobody is gonna see it from your likes

If you wanna actually boost a post and encourage OP to make more of the same, you gotta hit reblog, maybe go a little feral in the tags, maybe just hit the same tags the post had before

Cuz again: nothing happens when you hit “Like” except the heart turns red and it adds it to a list on your profile

(You cannot meaningfully search this list)

Now this has absolutely nothing to do with anything I post, because this is about fan artists! Because we have some goddamn INCREDIBLE artists blessing us every single day in this fandom

And every time I see and share some of this goddamn majestic pieces and see “3 reblogs 1500 likes” it makes my heart sad, both because the majestic art deserves so much more acclaim and also less of us will get to see and enjoy said art

This is a goddamn tragedy

Imagine if you just… never saw that absolutely bangin’ Laios-dragon with his tiddies out because you just… weren’t following the artist because you didn’t even know they did Dungeon Meshi art, or weren’t browsing the tags right when it was posted

And listen, I want you to feel encouraged to interact with every post you even vaguely feel like tagging with a key smash! Even if you don’t tag at all and just silently hit the reblog button!

But seriously guys you gotta reblog all the fanart and go full feral in the tags if you don’t want to go in the comments or hype it in a full post, because while I am a full proponent of “you gotta create for yourself”

We

We want them to share their creations, right? We want to see them on our tumblr?

So we gotta give them that good good dopamine on the tumblr

Cuz lemme tell you I’m sure as shit not gonna stop or even slow being feral and unhinged in the tags and text posts and shit posting, but I might not bother posting fic here first and just toss it on AO3 if only 3 people are gonna see it here

(I’m also not gonna stop or slow writing unhinged fic or sharing it all on AO3 it’s just… not gonna get posted here separately?

Cuz yeah for real hype your own stuff, reshare and gas yourself up and all that and keep tossing it out there for shits and giggles, but it does take extra time energy and effort for me to double post and I am a Lazy Bitch and perpetually busy on a new unhinged project

There’s no real number I’d look for, it’s more the near complete lack of reblogs even when something gets liked, it’s the ratio that’d tell me it’s worth it to y’all for me to put the work in)

And also if enough people reblog a post you get to see the super cool viral explosion of all of the reblog chains and where people saw it and they’re awesome

Go find a well noted post and check it out

[biggerbagingos]

hi i love ur blog its very cool and nice and GODS i need that to be me

anyways, what if pre-hrt trans girly (def not just me lol) stumbles upon a monster goddess

said goddess is very tall and imposing and terrifying, truly inhuman in appearance, and also has an absolute milf bod cuz shes perpetually pregnant with random types of monsters

and shes wondering why im looking at her all cute and flustered instead of running away in fear like every other human shes encountered

and shes like "ok well since youre here do you mind helping me" and before i know it were in her den making out sloppy style and im milking her giant tiddies and grinding against her massive pregnant belly and shes turning me into a big gorgeous monster mommy myself (complete with fat monster milf cock) as reward for being such a good girl for her,,,,,

You've gotta be a good girl and grow nice and big for your new monster mommy~

You've gotta fill up on monster milk and seed, so someday you'll end up even bigger than her. Someday, you'll be the one asking her to caress your gigantic blimped up belly, countless creatures restlessly writhing inside your womb. Someday, she'll be the one lovingly suckling on your enormous bosom, gorging herself on your endless supply of milk.

But for now, you've gotta be a good girl for mommy. Drink up, take another load, feel yourself stretch and swell and fill...

[blubushie]

Notes from today:

Had a shower and noticed my body looks good again. Like actually good. I looked in the mirror and I was like wow. My body looks good today. It feels weird to look at it and not hate it for once. I mighta cried a little about it in the shower. Which is bad news cuz I cry easier on oestrogen so it's becoming dominant again. I need T as I've been without it for 3 weeks because of insurance drama. Sobs. But on the plus side. Wow my body actually looks good for once. Ok. That's new. Jiggling my itty bitty tiddies and wishing they were gone but also. Wow I look good today.

Not related to today but just a side note—I'm finally getting a referral for a mastectomy revision. I'm excited.

Back to today. I was getting dressed in the laundry room, shirt off, and my dad said that I looked good. This made me very happy. I wear baggy/loose clothes usually (just for temp management and mobility reasons) so it's often hard to see my actual body shape with my clothes on, but shirt off it's obvious I guess. And he said I looked good. I'm happy.

I'm celebrating tonight with prawn rice. :]

Accidentally texted my gf to ask her plug how many grams of cubes I can get with $40 cash. She is straight edge minus occasional alcohol, does not do drugs, and defo does not have a plug. Worst part? Meant to text that to my mum.

Took Misty for a walk and we played fetch at the park with a stick and I spent some time chasing her around barefoot. We had fun. I'm tired but it was fun. Walks are defo helping with my mental health. Healing power of literally just Being Outside is severely underrated.

[cephaloclod]

i had a thought today

what if there was a robot girl and she had a crush on you and you knew it and she was trying to ingratiate herself to you so she offered to run some of your computer programs for you on her cpu cuz haha why not haha and youre like aww thanks so you boot up your virtual doll game of choice (im talking ffxiv but you can use whatever in ur dumb brain) and download a bunch of modded clothes and start taking up all her spare memory and shes like uuuuh hehe thats a lot of mods… and youre like lol yeah i wanna try on a bunch of stuff and shes like haha yeah lol… and shes all nervous cuz you keep downloading more and more and she doesnt wanna tell you to stop obvs so shes just going along with it and then you get in the game and crank up the r-shade to the highest settings and you hear her fans kick on to overdrive and shes like uuuh whats up and youre like oh just taking a few quick pics of my heavily modded character haha i wont be long and her fans are getting louder and faster and you can see shes already getting hotter but shes still being nice and doesnt wanna seem mean so you start trying on all the modded clothes and taking a ton of different screenshots and ofc its like all horny big tiddie stuff cuz like thats the fun so shes just getting her already limited memory space spammed by whats turning out to be hundreds of super high fidelity high res screen shots of a hornily/scantily clad big boobed fat assed virtual character and shes like getting really overheated now but like soooo much of her cpu is being used to run this game and at all the highest settings with all those fancy shaders and all that junk so shes like struggling to keep it together and she cant really say much except make loud fan noises as you just sit there and spam her with more and more ridiculous pics at ridiculous angles of your character and her memories almost full but youre still taking more and she finally manages to squeek out something like a maybe we should take a breather for a second but youre like oh but im almost done and my character is just so much fun to take screencaps of and is soooo hot and shes just like yyeeahfh as you take like five more pics of ur toons ass and now the game is running really slow so its taking even longer to set up the shots to take the pictures and the computer girl is just like treading water in this lagged overheated state staring at your beloved characters huge modded rack as you try on another new shirt and realize you wanna go back and see what it looks like with those tights from earlier and she still just doesnt wanna say anything to inconvenience you and maybe this is a good way to die anyway she thinks well thinks is a strong word cuz like 99% of her cpu is being used to render the exposed midriff of your virtual cat girl or whatever it is so she just kinda feels it and the room you two are in is like getting really hot cuz shes just producing so much heat and you can see shes struggling to keep it together and the game is chugging alone reeeeeeeeal slow now and ur just like only a few more outfits im almost done and honestly you kinda would be annoyed but you know shes doing her best and you know it and atm she cant even really respond except to keep her fans going full blast so you like zoom in on your lizard girl or whatevers cleavage and just give her a good eyeful for a couple seconds knowing its literally taking up basically 100% of her processing power at this point and youre like thanks for doing this i loooove my character soooo much shes just soooo hot haha and just so great

[a-v-j]

“Hey bud.. you good?”

Lmao, this is a nyxyverse rp-turned-drabble(?) me and @nyxus-nyx did as a finishing to averse's yanderefever. take note, im too lazy to actually polish it but do enjoy reading lol. its worth it i promise. This was right after @canned-ghost shot averse and everyone thought he's dead lmao

Enjoy!

Averse's final wave of fever kick in, he's really not feeling well, he's sluggish, shivering and really tired now from the asks. He just goes to lay down in wherever not caring it's stone cold.

Nyxy appears and spots Averse, he frowns and slowly walks to Averse. “Hey bud.. you good?”

Averse does not respond, he's feeling like shit and he's almost visibly shivering, he started murmuring, possibly a snarky quip but he's failing. He doesn't even bother to open his sockets, they feel too heavy but he's not asleep yet, he's just there laying on a stone cold bench thing, laying curled into himself.

Nyxy slowly walked up to Averses spot and sits down.

“Not havin a good day either, huh?”

He pats Averses shoulder. Giving it soft rubs.

“Damn your burnin up..”

Averse started murmuring again, trying his might to reply back. He manages to groan out "...cuz m'hot.." his voice hoarse and weak, he appears to chuckle on his own comeback but they all come in shaky puffs. He's shivering still, trying to curl in more to get warm.

Nyxy sighs and picks up Averse, he holds Averse in his arms and just holds em.

“True that.”

He chuckled looking down at Averse.

Averse tries to squeeze his eyes shut tighter, trying to block off the bright lights. His face was flushing and even his breath feels hot, but damn, it felt like Antarctica for him. So goddamn cold. He's silently thankful to be in Nyxy's embrace, it felt warm, gosh he needed that. He can feel himself slowly dozing to sleep, he's really tired. Never once he felt this tired before, he tried to turn and that's when he finally felt his body ached like hell. He groans as he tries to turn and snuggle closer to nyxy's warm body. His face his basically pressed against nyxy's chest. Averse made a very pathetic attempt of a chuckle as he hoarsely managed to groan. "mmm...tiddies.." his expression slowly turn to content.

Nyxy blinks but them laughs as they help him shit over, they hold hjm closer and chuckle. They hadnt seen him like this before. Its worrying. Hes overheating and could lead to heat stroke. So Nyxy lifts their hand on Averses head and uses a healing/soothing magic.

“Hm..”

Averse's expression soften, he felt a little bit better but he's still sweating like hell but shivering still. He tried to crack one eye socket open to take a look at nyxy...to say "thank you" perhaps.

He doesn't look like the menacing playboy asshole facade he always put on, he appears to be more...soft.. vulnerable...more "auto" like he originally is.

"..hey...."he croaked softly, he appears to try to tell nyxy something, prompting the other to lean closer to hear him better.

His hand went around to the back of nyxy's neck and pulled him closer, directing both of their faces to connect in a kiss!

Averse's softly pulls away, locking his half lidded eyes to nyxy's, there's nothing but soft tender emotions behind those sockets, nothing of the usual perverted looks he usually shoots at nyxy when he flirts.

"..call joe for me..." He lastly whispered as his body relaxes, head leaning snuggled against nyxy's chest and Averse slowly drifts to unconsciousness.

Nyxy stared in shock and flusteredness. Their face grew red. But they shake their head and glared at him playfully at his words.

“Whos Joe?”

He leaned down a bit more to hear, moving his hair so it wasnt in Averses face.

A small tired smile made it's way on averse's face, it's not out of sheer jerkiness but of playful nature. He sleepily mumbled,

 "...joe..mama.."

And with that, he then started snoring softly. He's asleep.

A digital holographic timer bar appeared above his head, showing the exact time he'll be sleeping. It tick down to "2 days and 58 minutes and 42 seconds remaining"

Averse went on shut down

The timer went away and all is left is a sleeping averse in Nyxy's arms

He won't be waking up anytime soon it appears…

They chuckled and stand up, the walk as they carry the limp skeleton. They go into a portsl and appear in Nyxy’s house. “Hope this’ll be to your liking..”

Nyxy lays Averse in their bed and pulls tje comforter on him. They smile and sit in a chair at the beds side.

“idiot..”

Skipped to 2 days after

The timer ticks down to 3...2...1

Averse open his sockets, his eyelight followed afterwards. It felt like he had slept for YEARS. He quickly squinted and felt his surroundings and realizes, he's on something...soft?

He felt more and came to the conclusion that he's on a bed.

A rushed memory flashed before his eyes and in mild panic, he scurries hurriedly to get up, leading himself to fall off the bed with a loud thud

"OW, fuck!"

Nyxy jumps awake as they notice hes awake. They quickly help him up. “You good bud? You cant just do that-“

They looked at him for any injuries.

Averse rubs his head and soon took notice of Nyxy infront of him. He stares at him, then back to the bed, then back to Nyxy

"..."

"DID WE FUCK?"

They turn red and shakes their head. “No idiot. You passed out for two days.!”

They let him go as they cross their arms looking away. And turning more red from the memory of the kiss.

“Dumbass..”

Averse took a couple of blinks

"..."

"Oh, right, i cant fuck" He chuckled as stood up, mentally slapping his forehead at the mere thought that he and nyxy couldve done something he's impossible to do.

He stretches.

"Man, im hungry. Wanna go out for some breakfast burritos?"

They smile and nod. “Been wantin them for days.”

They chuckle as they tie their hair up for a moment. They dont like going to public restaurants and gettin his hair messy. “Also, do you remember anythin?”

Averse stopped right at his tracks, he turned his head to face Nyxy

"Pffft... it was all pink and cloudy, it's vomit-inducing"

"Hehe! Just fucking with ya. I dont remember much"

He lied

"Taking a bullet to the head fucks with memories as they say"

He waved off, rubbing his forehead.

They shrug and open a portal by tearing open his wall with his claws amd turned to Averse.

“Faster way. After you.” They grin as they shake their claws a bit.

Averse pretends to swoon as he made his way to the portal "aww, such a gentleman. Im touched. Hehe"

"C'mon, ya dork"

Inviting nyxy over as they both go through the portal to finally get those breakfast burritos they should've shared two days ago.

The end :D

[ddlcpoly]

MC and Monika walk into the clubroom, I look down at my desk, I sneak a glance towards Yuri, looking up at her, I feel bad when I see her, but if I ever want to talk to her normally again I have to do this. I think back to that night, that day was fun and I felt free that day to be honest, as free as I had felt in a long time, that’s probably why I did something so stupid. All of my clubmates are hot, ok, I said it! Not only that but they’re all so nice and caring and good to me. I think I’m in love with all of them, I don’t know, at least I think I find them all attractive and I want them to be with me for the rest of my time. So a few months back I was hanging out with Yuri when we just kinda leaned on each other and it lead to us kissing, so we started dating from there, but i always knew that I didn’t ONLY love her, but I kept myself quiet, I have a beauty Big Tiddy Goth GF and amazing friends, why risk it all for something so greedy?

But in the festival, me and MC kinda got lost and I sprained my ankle, after I stepped on a crack some idiot hadn’t filled out that day, so he carried me to a bench nearby, from there he started helping out my ankle, I jokingly told him “You kinda look like a servant washing my royal feet. Fitting for someone like you.” and he quickly replied “If it was you I wouldn’t mind that.” I think it was something that he just said without thought, cuz he then quickly shut himself up, I start blushing “Dummy, don’t say that kinda stuff to me” I bonked his head with my fist “Uh, yeah, sorry. I didn’t mean it.” “What do you mean ‘you didn’t mean it’” and blurted out by accident “Uh, I, um, I mean.” “Uh, oh, um. Dude you’re just embarrassing yourself.”

I don’t know why I did that, I just hated the situation we were in and so I just instinctively started insulting him, but then he stood up, it looked like he had tears in his eyes “What do you want for me?!” he yelped pathetically “I want you to stop making me fall further for you!” I blurted that out as, well and then I quickly shut my trap. He seemed at a lost for words for the few seconds I saw his face, as I quickly hid mine. I faintly heard him say “I feel the same.” I turned up towards him, confused and disgusted, to be frank, “YOU PERVERT!” I yelled out at him, then I quickly sucker punched his cheek and ran away.

The group eventually found me. They found MC first sitting on the bench that I left him at and he told them where I went, eventually catching up to me. I didn’t speak to him about it and since that night I couldn’t really face anyone at the club.

I did some reflecting and I think that when I called MC a perv I was also calling myself one, we’re both the same, two losers with loving girlfriends that fucked up by falling in love with other people. I don’t think I can ever forgive myself.

I feel a hand placed on top of mine, then I realize that a tear was rolling down my cheek, I see whose hand it is, Sayori looks at me with an empathetic smile. She was the one who called everyone here, so explained to me that Md told her that we basically confessed to each other the morning after the festival… Who am I kidding? We LITERALLY confessed to each other. I feel kinda shit right now, the girl who I hurt by being a greedy little asshole is here holding my hand with her delicate fingers. How could I deserve being friends with her, let alone think that she might like me? I feel dirty, disgusting.

“Hey, it’s alright.” Sayori calmly states. “But it’s not!” I yell out, MC and Monika stop in their tracks and Yuri sadly looks at me as Sayori keeps that smile to try and comfort me. “I did something shitty and I was lying to Yuri all throughout our relationship.” I feel my eyes start to well up. “I don’t deserve anything!” “NATSUKI!” I hear Yuri yell out my name “P-please don’t say that. It’s true that you made a mistake that night, but I also did something that betrayed your trust and I am truly sorry, but I still love you and I like to believe that I know more than anyone else that you are someone not only worthy of love, but someone who I desire to love for ages to come.” I stop crying for a bit, I’m about to retort her, but she starts talking first “Even so, I am aware of both my feelings and yours, that we don’t only desire to love each other.” my eyes widen “Wh-what are you saying? Wait. Are you implying that?” she starts blushing like a tomato, hiding her face in her hair.

“That’s why I want all of us to come here. I think we should all talk about what we all feel, no lies, no half-truths, no judgment and no guilt. We can’t keep hiding these feelings from each other and keep them causing us pain.”

Monika and MC sit down, “I agree.” Monika pipes up “Whenever you’re ready Vice-President.” Sayori takes a deep breath.

2/4

[seongminiz]

to do list:

write smutty things in jo’s inbox✅

so.. i see u like zb1…did u watch the mv for zb1’s sweat? i am currently trying to keep up with too many groups atm but the mv did alter my brain chemistry permanently and honestly i’m too scared to watch the live stages but i’ve got 2 scenarios playing out here because i am not a loyal person when it comes to zb1😓

i desperately need to ride jiwoong and have him smack my ass with the same enthusiasm as he humps the air towards the end of the mv.. his chest.. ugh i wanna lick all over it and suck his tiddies in my mouth, men who have tiddies justshhdjdjdjd i desperately need my face in between them at all times slobbering all over them omgggg.. erm and then idk i just need jiwoong to wreck me . like i’m so serious he’s insane for looking like that what the hell!!!! is his problem!!!! that wasn’t really a scenario honestly head empty when it comes to him. i could see him being into dumbification for sure.. i also see ppl hc him as being rly mean/frat boy but i don’t think so :( i think he’d be a fairly soft dom but if u want him to hurt u then he will >:))))

matthew on the other hand.. on paper, he’s my bias for sure, and i love toxic!matthew headcanons and i do agree he is probably(hopefully) rly big and girthy.. he’s definitely the type of guy to want his partner to wear a sundress or like some loose shorts whatever gives him the easiest access to play with you, would fill you up with his cum and then make you try to hold it in, in public<333 park dates or beach dates or smth summery but he’s out to get u the whole time, keeping you so flustered and needy and then giving you what u want, mocking you for it cuz ur just a dumb baby :(( need his cock all the time :(( and then cumming inside and making u hold it in so he can watch you struggle to do so and become so ashamed when it begins to dribble down ur thighs.. but the feeling of clenching to try to keep it inside you just makes you desperate again and the cycle continues<33333

i feel like i often come into ur inbox and then kinda blackout and then i’m just like yeah idk what that was *tucks hair behind ear* anyways i hope u like.

- 🧁 anon

🧁 do u want me dead be honest ..... just think of how i felt when i woke up this morning n saw this long ass ask in my inbox 💔💔💔 /pos

(i kept it to myself for the whole day bc im a gatekeeper at heart amen)

yes i did watch the sweat mv !! that part of the choreo at the end .. my friend started calling it the dickslap so now everytime we see a video of it we send it to each other like 'get dickslapped‼️‼️' bc we have the humor of a 12yo

ANYWAYS u r so real especially bc like .. who doesn't love a good pair or man tits⁉️

me with jiwoong fr fr :

NO LITERALLY JIWOONG IS SUCH A SOFT DOM IDC IDC U R SO RIGHT FOR THAT idc what anyone else says

matthew ..... i dont even have words for what u wrote for matthew i just .

yeah .

hes such a tease i cant stand him i hate him so much (read : i want him so bad its not even funny)

OFC I LIKE THIS HELLOOOO I LIKE EVERYTHING U WRITE I SWEAR

[starsomens]

MY MOM TRIED NY MINI SKIRT ON AND IM SO PISSED CUZ SHE LOOKS SO FUKING GOOD IN IT AND THATS HOW I WANNA LOOK IN IT

UGH IM SO UPSEEETTTTA NE SADDDD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The main goal of 2024

GET FUKING SKINNY BITCH

I’m talking like early 2000 skinny

(The only issue is if I loose that much wait my tiddies will start sagging 🧍🏽‍♀️)

[pinyatapix]

art tutorial alignment chart

(my honest opnion)

personal alignment explanations below (warning looooooooong)

drawabox's got that lawful good aura to me. promising great improvement through a more rigid less flowy kinda drawing (boxes boxes boxes) yeah that's kinda lawful good ig. kinda resource for those who care for their drawings to look more accurate to perspective and proportion than just straight up wingin it dont have much to say about sinix. he's peak. he gets that neutral good label from me. morpho books by themselves would prooobably be lawful good (but less rigid more flowy) but i gave em the chaotic good label because that's the feel i get from the morpho fans themselves, who all preach about the greatness these books hold within their small thin compact travel sizes. it's partially because they're one of the very few books that actually teach about body fat (which is... kinda concerning if you really think about it. body fat is weirdly scarce among regular art tutorial books despite it having as much importance in the body as muscle and bone) and i put draw like a sir here because he himself has that chaotic good vibe. he teaches stuff (especially for beginners) REALLY well in a super easy to grasp manner and isn't afraid to be a bit humorous in his videos bob ross's pick is a lil weird, but lemme try to explain. his videos feel less like tutorials and more like... meditation i guess??? and i mean that's fine i guess. less for learning and more for unwinding by drawing along. we like a chill guy. i see less people on youtube use his videos to seriously learn and more people use his videos for extremely goofy art challenges lol. neutral in terms of educational value but lawful in terms of vibes ig lavendertowne is true neutral cuz i find her kiiiiinda mid. some of her videos are fine and there's a few interesting ones but most of them are kinda boring, there's better more interesting ones out there with similar subjects, especially on tutorials. bluebiscuit is also true neutral but a tier above lavendertowne. she's fine i dont hate her i guess her tutorials are nice for newbies and pretty accessible but still. there's videos with the same subjects as hers that i think are way better and more extensive ig true neutral (derogatory) and true neutral (affectionate) ethan becker, holy shit is this man chaotic neutral, both in personality and manner of teaching. he teaches some hyper-specific and potentially really useful skills for drawing anatomy and shape construction in a very simplified way (use the weirdly shaped triangle for everything) BUT the way he teaches it... god, he does it in the most drill-sergeant, nitpicky, push-you-down insults and spits on you kinda manner ever that it's actually kinda hard to actually retain the information you've learned in your brain even if you still remember how it went, somehow. i'd still recommend him but only if you enjoy being a masochist. there's prolly two kinda people who leave from an ethan becker tutorial: those who learn really fucking well from him, and those who felt so ashamed and insulted by him that their art progress and motivation just dropped by an entire year. megamegamikey... i mean, i havent watched his videos, but there's a good reason why i won't. i can just tell his tutorials are only for those who wish to draw anime girl tiddy gooner stuff, and not for learning actual serious anatomy (it's on the opposite side of the morpho books on the chart for a reason), and i dont wanna learn big bazoinga shit!!! if i wish to learn booba i will learn from the most accurate least sexy boingboing sourcessss!!!!!

also if you post a video with that as the title and thumbnail there's at least one thing VERY wrong with you and i will not trust your opinions on children and women anyways kooleen is neutral evil. i don't need an introduction. when i compare myself to her i actually develop pride and confidence from it instead of shame and envy like most cases because like. i feel so SMUG being able to draw and come up with much more interesting ideas than her. i can conjure up twisted beasts and floating vistas of wandering giants and the horrors of the self and gay fish yaoi from my rich and vast mind palace. she can only conjure up basic-bitch kpop boys and girls from her vaguely racist eurocentric-beauty-standard worldview. I am BEYOND her. I am STRONGER than her. I am SMARTER and more CREATIVE than her. I am more CHARMING and FUNNY than her. I am OBJECTIVELY better than her in EVERY SINGLE WAAAYYYYYY (evil laugh)

and last but not least. i think those how to draw manga books are on the same level of "if i give this to you as a christmas present i really fucking hate you" as these things

(only how to draw manga guy that's actually kinda good is mark crilley. he's not the best but he's an alright starting point. along with morpho he's also got the only tutorial books that actually teach about drawing fat people (though only for a few pages. it's still a very kind-hearted gesture, especially since anime casts tend to lean towards super skinny so i kinda saw that he wanted those who learned his wisdom to change that lol) whhheheheenrhbefdushid i loev art

[crownlixliquid]

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW JPN EVENT

Okay, first of all- LET ME FAWN OVER THE CARDS

HELLO???? THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD AND THESE ARE JUST MY PERSONAL FAVES AAAQHGJ LIKE LILIA??? HOW CAN YOU LOOK SO FINE AND ANDROGYNOUS TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS AND ALSO VIL LOOKING FABULOUS AND FLOYD BEING SILLY AND HAVING FUN AGGHHH

Ahem, now, more seriously– THEORIES! I think? idk if I can call them rhat cuz it's just gonna be me ranting for several paragraphs of dumb shit about the event.

So, i'm sure you've all noticed but the new cards look like they are puppets being controlled as the event is based off pinocchio (probably why the mask looks like it's made of wood), and the two new characters, Fellow Honest and Gidel iirc are based off of the fox and the cat.

They also look lifeless, however, I noticed besides Floyd looking silly as always, Lilia and Jade kinda look like they're still full of life and just pretending, and Ace also kinda looks in control, could just be me overthinking. Part of me thinking Ace is possibly not under some hypnosis (assuming there will be in the first place) it is because of this post here. Also, this post here makes me wonder if we're finally gonna get some Ace lore

iirc, Ace's brother also works at an entertainment company, maybe he'll also show up in the event and might be important. This post here makes me wonder if maybe Honest used Ace himself as a way to invite him and the rest by mentioning his brother or smth

Also for the whole possible puppet hypnosis shenanigan, I feel like Jade and/or Lilia are just pretending to be under control (unless again, I am just overthinking) while Ace might possibly be the first to break out the puppet magic shit because of his strong hatred for being controlled and told what to do as what everything known so far about him hints at

Also love the fact that Leona's tiddies are out in this event as well

[dramartist]

The FOOL'S Challenge

Artists, one and all, introducing your very own APRIL MONTHLY ART PROMPT! Starting on April 1st, aka April fool's day, I challenge others (and myself) to the foolish task of drawing characters as vines! FOR 30 WHOLE DAYS! You could do your own characters, someone else's, from a show; and you could draw a screenshot, panels, animate, etc. However you'd like!

Disclaimer I am not viable for any finger, arm, wrist, hand, back, brain injuries that come from non-stop drawing and all nighters. Eat, drink, sleep, stretch. You are not actually required to draw every day.

Check the read more for the typed out list, along with links to the vines! And here's a YouTube playlist of all the vines already collected: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnR0BYbuC5xgBmC8RGQY0JHWrMUDuiM0R

1) Road work ahead? Uh, yeah i sure hope it does.

2) Souls of the Innocent. A bagel. No! Two bagels.

3) Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself.

4) Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!

5) It is Wednesday my dudes. HOOOOOO

6) So you just gon give me a birthday gift on my birthday... Happy birthday? SLAP.

7) I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand! Poseidon quivers before him!

8) I like chicken strips- Fuck ya chicken strips!

9) It's an avocado! Thanks..

10) Hey I'm lesbian. I thought you were American?

11) Let me see what you have. A knife! No!

12) Boo! Aaa! Stop, I coulda dropped my croissant!

13) *Quacks*. Look it all them chickens!

14) Dad look it's the good kush! It's the dollar store how good could it be.

15) And they were roommates! Oh my god they were roommates.

16) Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side!

17) Why are you running? Why are you running?!

18) So i was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies-

19) I'm Jared, I'm 19, and i never learned how to fucking read.

20) Chris is that a weed? No it's a crayon- I'm calling the police!

21) Hello I'm Michael with a B, and I've been scared of insects my whole life-

22) Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay.

23) So no head? *Throws phone*.

24) Actually Megan, i can't sit anywhere! I have hemorrhoids!

25) Back at it again at Krispy Kreme! *Flips*.

26) Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap- wait why does Johnny have so many soaps in the first place?!

27) I'm in me mum's car! Vroom vroom.

28) Why the fuck you lying? Mmmm why you always lying?

29) I don't have enough money to buy chicken nuggets. *Sobbing*.

30) Im gonna say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow.

[2af-afterdark]

"virgin killer sweater" appeared in my feed and i was instantly summoned /j

But, like, actually, I'm sorry for how long this got

Lets be honest, literally any of the clan members would rock a virgin killer, no effort necessary

But, some of them would be so adorably flustered by it, and others would be so extra about it if they ever got the chance.

Yakumo and Edmond being super fucking embarrassed

Yaku in the "i might be getting aroused way, but i kinda like it" way, would hide it in his closet, but would use for special occasions with Eiden

Edmond in the "i might be getting aroused but you'll have to literally fuck the truth out of me before i ever admit it" way, would also hide it in closet, too embarrassed to use for special occasions with Eiden, but also too stubborn to admit that he kept it cuz he liked it once Eiden accidentally finds it

Dante's tits are spilling out the side, this shit is fucking snug against him, he's trying to act unbothered by the actual clothes, he has nothing to be embarrassed of, his body and physical health are in peak condition after all, and more just annoyed at Eiden because of course this was his idea shut up Eiden, he totally isn't blushing you're just imagining shit

Rei I'm not too sure, don't have a good grip on his personality yet, but given the cropped turtleneck from his rusted nation outfit, he'd rock the look, would probably alter it to his liking, maybe pair it with other stuff to make an actual cohesive outfit that he can wear practically, and not just a sexy times outfit

Garu is mostly just happy about how freeing the outfit feels for his tail, Karu knows Eiden is up to some shit, probably sexy shit, but isn't entirely sure what it is yet

Kuya is customizing that shit, cuz its not to his tastes yet, once he redesigns it, it honestly looks very tasteful, elegant but still very much sexy, will probably punish Eiden for it cuz he isn't stupid, he knows his intentions

Quincy just pulls on the sweater as is, finds it troublesome, impractical, his muscles are barely contained in it, probably will find it just comfortable enough to nap in once, if circumstances are convenient

Olivine tries to not he too excited, but he very much likes it, will probably customize it slightly if he has time, definitely ends up with a tiddy window on his, (and probably a hole over his stomach to show off his gem, cuz i think that would probably look nice)

Blade is over the moon, cuz gift from Darling, he also has a chest cutout, shaped specifically for his gem and it looks like part of the outfit, it fits so nicely, needs to be prevented from trying to over-accessorize once he sees Kuya and Olivine do it, can see him doing a corset piercing like his rust nation outfit, but in the back, and absolutely calls himself a "present for Darling" when he does

Aster is accessorizing that shit, he's a cute bitch and he's not wearing something plain and boring, looks equal part cute and sexy once he finishes, not too over the top, but definitely better once he adds his own flair to it

Morvay does the exact opposite, instead of adding accessories, he customizes by taking parts off, somehow still tastefull, but it had been converted from "Virgin Killer" to "Virgin Mass Murderer" it is miraculous that he manages to take so much fabric off, and yet somehow kept his dick completely covered, either way, Eiden is not complaining (would absolutely add a cutout directly over his incubus mark)

Nothing to add. Just enjoyed these thots. ehehehe