#cuz i dont think theyd ever kiss or anything
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spookberry · 10 months ago
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guys is it normal to smile lovingly at the Nanny and sweetly thank her for her hard work as you navigate co-parenting your three demonic daughters? and what if she blushed a little when you said her name
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yuukei-yikes · 2 years ago
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I’m really curious what kind of uncles and aunts would Kano, Kido, Seto and Momo be
this is such a cute ask ough
i think kido and momo are the lesbian no kids double income aunts. best gifts EVERRRRRR. i think they host a lot of staying over idk i think theyd have a little spare room for any of the kids who wanna sleep over and theyre always asking if they want to LOL and the kids love it bc they SPOIL THE HELL OUT OF THEM kidos like giving them breakfast in bed and shit . shintaro rly has to talk to them bc his kids come back bratty as hell everytime they spend a weekend there LOL
seto would be a dad as well so like he'd be...... i think hed rly be THAT dad that's always teasing u and being annoying and acts the same as an uncle. its probably the one kids run from bc hugs very tight and augh ur beard is SPIKY!!!however always has SOME furry creature on him so thats rly kid bait. like WHERE is seto we want to see pocket hamster even if we have to go thru painful cheek kisses with spiky beard
kano would be rly cute i think he'd be a little eugh abt kids i dont think he'd like them that much but when its his sister's kids he's just so weak and i think itd be cute bc he'd just. he wouldnt be a tease or anything like he always is to his friends, to kids hes just genuinely rly sweet. the dans like😐 bc why cant u ever be this normal to us. also probably the most fun and the favorite bc he always takes everyone to do stuff they arent supposed to do and then keeps the secret from their parents :P dont get me started on my older kano hcs i feel like he'd be so lost and alone so hanging out with ayanos kids is as healing as it breaks his brain lol. but also he pranks the hell out of them and they always fall for it
my lil fankids are like. the only "biological" kids i picture the dan having cuz i think setomary adopt + shinaya adopt more so what this means is that theyre the only Babies the dan ever gets. harutaka has the first and that thang is a celebrity bc FIRST AND FOR A WHILE ONLY BABY?? THAT SHIT IS SO TINY!!!!!!!! WHOAAAAA and then shinayas kid...come on please mekatrio and momo fighting to death to see who gets to hold the baby next. it makes me sniff sniff bc compared to this haruka and takane ig they have a rly small family. maybe theyre slightly emo before the dan beats some sense into them bc THEYRE THEIR DAMN FAMILY TOO even if they arent siblings and stuff theyre still aunts and uncles <3 theyre FAMILY!!!!!!!! *passes out*
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tragicomedys · 4 years ago
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uhmmm gentan
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>:) . i love gentan a lot. now im not gonna be able to give a sexy ass nuanced essay like my fellow mutuals do about their pairings but listen . i just think theyre great. i think they complement each other i think they could potentially have been rlly fucking good i think they couldve really been essential figures to the other’s development. notice the word COULDVE because yeah i admit a lot of the pairings i like come from my own perception on how they couldve developed bc like admittedly genya had way more potential and tanjirou as great and fun as he is he literally just stays static thru out the whole manga. except for a couple of small moments. but like other than that hes mr perfect BUT ANYWAY
i think for genyas part its kinda obvious. tanjirou helped him Tremendously through his relationship with his brother & overall was pretty protective over genya n shit. i think tanjirou helps/would help genya gain more confidence overall, especially thinking back to his last moments where he thought of tanjirou and his words to gain, like, the confidence and strength to go through with the mission even tho he was doubting himself. in that way, tanjirou sorta completes genya, like he reminds genya to be kinder to himself and be more confident in himself and etc etc. pretty common tanjirou behavior.
for tanjirous part... their backstories are similar in how they both experienced the deaths of their entire family (in contrast to zenitsu and inosuke, and kinda kanao because her original family’s deaths arent expanded on), but the way each of them took it provided like a backdrop to their characterizations. i know tanjirous own experience with coping and grieving isnt expanded on too much, considering how its shown that he sorta “accepted” the death of his family from the beginning (thinking back to the scene where he held that guys hand & smiled, and even if that wasnt necessarily acceptance we dont REALLY see tanjirou process his past trauma in depth ig), but i think tanjirou in general is someone that would be closed off abt his own grief and pain cuz hes the “older brother” and would naturally hide away anything he thinks would worry and upset others. i mean we already see that in how he didnt tell that little nurse butterfly girl that he had a fever for his sun breathing (self-sacrifical too) and how he was basically kinda like. not expecting to be alive by the time nezuko would become human/theyd defeat muzan (essentially accepted dying when his face got FUCKED up until zenitsu said ur not dead yet buddy; overall he doesnt accept other ppls help easily as he noted how if he were the demon in their situation nobody would help him (i forgot what manga ch that was but he said smth like that) amongst other situations). theres also one of the first demons he fought where he was talking about how as the oldest brother he needs to endure more stuff and pain and whatever whatever u know. so what the fuck im getting at by the end of all of this is that i just think as genya could develop into being more confident n sortaaaa pushy (i feel like hes naturally pushy with basically anybody except his brother and tanjirou LMFAO) and could like, help tanjirou express his feelings in its entirety more freely yknow, like both the good and the bad. like i mentioned with why im not really into inotan / zentan (like that i feel like tanjirou would always feel the need to look over them n honestly can u blame him ? theyre Crazy) but i like gentan bc i feel like they could naturally become more equal in a sense when it comes to how they balance each other out. genya could've possibly been a character to help tanjirou through his own grief that he’s internalizing and couldve been someone tanjirou could relax around and not feel the need to look over... IFFFFF AND ONLY IF his character was expanded on/didnt die that quickly n early or whatever.
I think that kinda dynamic would also work out bc of how genya couldve possibly been feeling towards his brother growing up, just watching him from a distance and wanting to help him but not being able to do anything. and his guilt when he accused sanemi would just be insurmountable. so what im getting at is that i feel like genya wouldnt want that to happen, like, again, and thats why i think he’d actually take action when he grew to be more of a risk-taker and would try 2 actually make tanjirou open up yknow. bc again tanjirou upholding his “oldest bro” title wouldve taken a toll on him if u ask me. that whole vision of himself would logically lead to a lot of bottling up of emotions. i know genya tried making that right and tried helping his bro by like, becoming a demon slayer, but again i just can see genya and tanjirou having that sorta relationship.
ANYWAY. again i do acknowledge that like, for the most part ive probably filled up parts of their personalities bc i think the both of them had more potential/couldve been developed more like i just view it sorta as a flaw how static tanjirou is and how short genya’s time was. it’s definitely possible and likely that i interpreted some scenes in a very diff way compared to others, and i mightve interpreted their characterizations differently than watever other people. but like in my big dumbo brain theyre gay theyre fun they would love eahc other 2 death they would have a lotta fun together and BLAH BLAH ! but besides the “analysis” i jusyt gave on them i just thikn theyd be awesome. mr “i thought he’d talk to me since we were both in the nude” tanjirou kamado. the way genya and tanjirou have blushed @ each other many times WOUGJOUIHJ. the way they give each other strenght . the way genya protected him in battle and thought of him during his last moments . the way tanjirou is easily impressed (u remember when he was like WOAH SO COOL about mitsuri n stuff and genya was just like ... :| ) so i just think its funny if tanjirou thought genya was cool like . .it’s genya LFMREI9WODJFSLK. i know every other person tanjirous age is like in love with him but whatevrr tanjirou would crush on my homeboy genya 🙄 . iwas gonna say something else but i totally just forgot
in conclusion they should kiss just cuz i said so or what ever idk 
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punkscowardschampions · 5 years ago
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Ali & Carly
Ali: How do you like your  🥚🍳 in the morning? Carly: no 🐣 Carly: ha Ali: 🐔 didn't show up in your roost later, did he? Carly: he must be scared of you Carly: 🔮 Ali: or my 🐺 Carly: maybe Ali: eggs aside, how you feeling, chick? Carly: 😷🤒🤕🤢🤮 Ali: 👎👎👎👎👎 Ali: unacceptable! Ali: what do you need, kill or cure? Carly: cure forever Carly: im too young to die Ali: I'll swing by with my witches brew Ali: actually doesn't taste like ☠ either Ali: pure 😇 Carly: aw Carly: really? Ali: 'course, not gonna half-arse the job Ali: and it makes a full pot, no sense in not sharing the 💚 Carly: 💙 Carly: wat does it taste like? Ali: like Christmas 🎄🎅🤶🎁❄️🌨️☃️✨🌟 Carly: 😋😊🥰 Ali: it's got ginger and peppermint in Ali: the only other person hanging out their arse is my brother and he would rather die 'cos he's grumpy 👴 man energy so Carly: no 🦃 tho yea?! ha Carly: oh no he sounds like my da Carly: which cute bro is it? Ali: definitely not 😂 Ali: some greens but not sprouts Ali: the freckly one Carly: did u heal my heart to 💔😢? Carly: course itd be the most beautiful one Ali: oh no, you're delirious Ali: I'll come quick 😜 Carly: dont b jealous 👼 hes only the most beautiful boy Ali: 😏 My ma'll be gutted Carly: do u have a tea for that? Ali: 🍋 'cos she's so bitter? Ali: I'll see if she goes for it Carly: noooo 🍯 so she wont be Ali: you're too sweet yourself, Walsh Carly: aw Carly: but ur the 1 who saved me Carly: ur the sweetest Ali: anyone would Carly: nah ur the 1st Carly: not just saying it to u get ur fairy wings Ali: had to fly away from that particular 🐔 plenty myself Ali: harmless and flightless though he is, most the time Carly: yea Carly: he talks about u wen hes been on it Carly: the 1 that flew away Ali: uh oh Ali: can't let a boy ✂ your wings Ali: ever Ali: ever Ali: 👼🏽 🐔 🐧 �� 🐤 🐣 🐥 🦆 🦢 🦅 🦉 🦚 🦜 🦇 🐝 🦋 🐞 🦗 🦟 🐓 🦃 🕊 Carly: im 😕💫🙃 but idk if those were the guests i danced with Carly: did get a cute lil 🎶🎤 to fall asleep to tho 💙🕊 Carly: 🌚🌝🌛🌜🌞 Ali: very 👸 of you though Ali: I can 👀 it Carly: my ma is trying to make me clean Carly: 🐇🐁🐀🐿🦔🐾 pls Ali: also unacceptable Ali: not 'til you're better Ali: use my wings to fly through and 🤞 he don't get the wrong idea about who I'm there to see Carly: [sends her a pic of whatever caravan mess she caused last night that her mum is raging about] Carly: so u can play a game of spot whats got her 😠 Carly: cuz idk Ali: Fun 🧐🤔🤨 Ali: angry mothers are my forte Ali: [does the circling the hazzards moment on the pic] Carly: making her angry is mine but nah to knowing y ever ever Carly: k ur cute & smart Carly: 🌟 Ali: it's rarely logical, but 🤫 on that or it's hulk levels in 0-60 Ali: how are you this nice when you're 😷🤒🤕🤢🤮 Ali: that's a skill, rare one at that 💎✨ Carly: my da is looking green must of had his own 🎶🍻💃 ha Carly: idk i can b nicer? but k now i know ronan aint been talking bout me when hes 🍺 or 💊 Ali: can be a tea party for three Ali: have to bring his own 🎩 though Ali: not to me anyway Ali: but as you can tell Ali: 🐺 keeps all the 🐓🐓🐓 away Carly: 🐇🐇🐇♠️♣️♥️♦️🐇🐇🐇 Carly: she is fierce Ali: she likes to think so Ali: 🐶 really Carly: course ur not scared of her silly Carly: u love her Carly: im a 🐈 person ha Ali: [sends her a load of pictures of Bluebeard she didn't ask for rather than being like do I love her hmm] Carly: AW!!!! Carly: 🥰🤗 Ali: he's captain ☠🏴 but there's always room aboard Carly: thats the best offer ive had from a gentleman ever ever ever Carly: whats his name? Ali: Bluebeard Ali: and he is MOSTLY a gentleman if you can handle some toe nibbling Carly: 😍😍😍😍 Carly: into it Carly: ive done more for lads i just met who aint as beautiful so Ali: 😂 I feel that Ali: honestly, it's quite comforting, when he doesn't sneak attack you with it Carly: [sends her a selfie that shouldn't be as adorable as it is] Carly: now u can introduce us Carly: 👋 baby blue Ali: the 😍😍😍😍 are mutual Ali: I can tell Carly: yay Carly: 🧡 Ali: is there anything else you need/we want for the tea party? Ali: en-route at last Carly: ur really coming? Ali: yeah, sorry I was ages, it's a whole process brewing it Ali: also a dead giveaway you're 😷🤒🤕🤢🤮 which obvs my ma takes as her cue to be all Spanish inquisition about it Ali: 📚 of my mostly-fictional-but-which-are-and-which-aren't-mother exploits later Carly: sorry iou so much magic Ali: nah, don't worry about it 👸 Ali: who doesn't love a little scandal with their morning brew? she deffo does Carly: its too late im looking for 🍀 Carly: among the 🌼🌼🌼 Ali: awh Ali: I'm never turning down extra luck Ali: we can make daisy-chains Carly: its the dresscode Carly: soz da Ali: does he have a 🧔? Ali: that's a #look Carly: not rn Carly: my ma wasnt on @ me only to clean up Carly: he had his turn Ali: damn it Ali: maybe a nice belt Ali: I'll be 🤔 Carly: dont b 💔😢 he has bushy eyebrows Ali: same Ali: he's earnt his invite back Ali: your ma gonna have to chill though Ali: and it ain't that kinda tea 💔 Carly: you wont b able to tell if shes angry or surprised Ali: 😚 ⬅ I know the vibe Ali: you do you babe Carly: she used to let me sort em out but there was an accident Carly: which im sworn to secrecy about Ali: I'm so good with secrets 🙏🙏🙏 Carly: k Carly: my head zoned out but my hands kept going like Ali: you were meditating you can't help having  🌌🧠 Ali: I'll 🤭 now and never tell, don't worry Mrs W Carly: @ school yea im meditating on your q sir relax Carly: ha love that Ali: they just ask questions to answer it themselves, what is the point Carly: u coming for my ma again? Ali: 🤫 bad first impression, that Carly: shes heard it from ronan too sorry Carly: lad has loose lips Ali: honestly Ali: 🙄 can't keep up with my bad reputation Carly: ud think hed be better at kissing Carly: its talk talk talk Carly: more good things about u than ive made it seem like tho Ali: he was a big talker Ali: probably 'cos he ain't allowed with the lads Carly: if he talked about what a 👼 u are & how 💔😢 he is theyd uninvite him from the bonfire Carly: its sweet really how hung up hes got Ali: he only thinks I'm an 👼 'cos he took my virginity probs Ali: that's more suitable 🔥side chat Carly: he goes on about that alot but I thought he was lying Carly: oh no that sounds bad Carly: not calling u a slag ur obvs not its y he likes u more Ali: 😂 I'm fine with slag Ali: all definition dependent anyway Carly: yea same Carly: can be hot if ur in the mood Ali: right, and if I'm a slag 'cos I didn't marry him then I'll take it Carly: & hes not allowed to marry gorgers theyd wanna throw him in the 🔥 Ali: exactly Ali: we can't both be 💔😢 forever can we boy Carly: just me @ the party til u came to my rescue Ali: 🥺 Ali: What was he even on about then, like? Ali: dickhead Carly: idk i zone out wen he shouts @ me too Ali: I can always poison a cup and send it his way Ali: just say the word Carly: hes not that bad Ali: okay okay, just some laxatives Ali: 'cos he's a bit 💩 Carly: ha Ali: no 🌼🌼🌼 unless he says soz then Carly: but his beautiful curls 🥺 Ali: hmm, a good point Ali: be strong, baby Carly: ill throw one @ him & run away Carly: back to u Ali: you're so adorable Carly: says u Carly: 👼👸🏼 Ali: 💚 we're gonna have an adventure when the tea hits okay Ali: I've decided Carly: k thats the kinda 🎄🎅🤶🎁 it is Carly: i do want the energy of a kid on xmas morning Ali: that's the best Ali: how I'm tryna be every day Carly: 💫⭐️🌟✨⚡️☄️ 🚀🛸 Ali: if only 🚀 Ali: this bike can only go as fast as my lil legs can carry, like Carly: aw baby Carly: i shouldve asked u where u live before this 2nd rescue was launched Carly: im sorry Ali: No distance is too far for a fair maiden Carly: ill have to see what other 🔮 i can find before u get here Carly: dont love ious Ali: there's no ious Carly: [sending her loads of pics of her with or just pics of the cat lady's cats that she's rounding up for this tea party and they're adorable] Ali: 😍💞😻 Ali: okay, non-debt fully paid though Carly: [just rambling about the names she's given each cat cos her and cat lady don't know each other properly til Ali comes along and like facts about each cat/her fave things cos she's a big nerd] Ali: I love them Ali: I'm gonna get them some 🐟🐟🐟 when I get tea party tings Ali: some cream, awh, okay, this is happening Carly: im picking enough 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼 for everyone Ali: should've put Bluebs in my basket Ali: next time Carly: aw Carly: Humbug might try & fight him Carly: youd b there to protect him tho Ali: I can ref Ali: my little brother is always trying to play-fight everyone so I'm well-versed Carly: is he ticklish? that works for me Carly: broken up lots of fights Ali: big time Ali: his kryptonite Ali: reckon it's against the rules in professional fights but preparing him for anything like any good big sister Carly: ha Carly: aw i bet ur an amazing sister Carly: if i had 1 maybe id wanna be on site sometimes Carly: my ma's eyebrows r hardly a call to home Ali: he might disagree but he's 5 so what does he know 😉 Ali: feel that though Ali: home is just a base, whole 🌍 out there Carly: wen ur 5 you argue to argue Carly: yea if u dont use ur wings theyll think u dont want em 💔😢 Ali: flying is like riding a 🚲 though Carly: r we goin on a 🚲 adventure? Ali: definitely Ali: ugh, need one of those wagons for the 😻😻😻s Carly: ☺️its gonna b so fun! Carly: we might meet more 🐈🐈🐈🐈 Ali: way better than 🐔 Carly: ha Carly: do u have 🔮 left to help me find shoes? Ali: have you checked the fridge? Carly: [a pause while she do] Carly: theyre not there 😕🧐 Ali: damn, that'd be the last place I'd look though Ali: were they in the mess your Ma was sounding off about fr Carly: o mayb Carly: if i was wearing any when you dropped me off Ali: 🤔 I don't know if I recall any glass slippers Ali: I'll ask Lene hold up Carly: 👸 energy Carly: but idk if i wanna scary 🐺 at my door Ali: turns out she's actually your 👵 Carly: ha my grandma is 💍 to god Carly: its not close to the energy shes putting out Ali: she'd probably tell your actual that God is a gay girl Ali: nah she's well 😇 around fam, just hide behind your Ma and me, baby, you'll be fine Carly: ha that wasn't in any of the kids bible stories she sent me every 🎄🎅🤶🎁 Carly: her god is 😠 than Humbug Carly: he likes to shout so i gotta zone out Carly: aw that's sweet ur ma loves her too? Ali: Hooray for Catholicism, yeah? 😏 Ali: she loves my Ma, more like Carly: we spend our sundays on our knees nana but its 🚽🤮 or u kno a bigger sin Carly: u do look like her i remember Ali: that's not QUITE 🚽🤮 levels but close 😂 Carly: nah its nice u have the same 👀💙✨ Carly: idk who i look like Carly: postman maybe Ali: now I don't know whether to 😳 or be 🤨 you like my Ma too Ali: you look like you and that's Ali: 💛 😍 😘 🥰 😚 👸 👼🏽 🐰 🌼 🌻 🌞 🍓 🍑 🍨 🍰 ��� 🍬 🎆 💜 Carly: yea 🤞🙏🌠 the postman isnt my da cuz hes a ride Carly: aw now youve got me 😳 Ali: rude, my postman is not Carly: 🚫💌 then baby Carly: ill text u instead Ali: so grumpy, don't stick your hand right into our house if you don't wanna get bitten, sir Ali: not by me, whatever Ronan has said Ali: though I'm well flattered I'm getting a text back Carly: ha its k its not that u use too much teeth Carly: & course ur my hero Carly: tho 🤞🙏🌠 wont b an sos every time Ali: good, can't have him putting you off with blatant lies Ali: it won't be if I do a better job at the heroics and get there before any bad shit can happen Carly: its k i like it Carly: helps me remember what i did Carly: 💔😢 no lads r spelling their names out in bruises for the who Carly: 🐇🐾🐇🐾🐇 Carly: nooo theres no better u could do Carly: ur flying to me faster than anyone has ever ever Ali: amateurs, like Ali: so rude, ain't they heard you're 👸 Ali: I'm basically there now, prepare for the best tea party you've ever been to Carly: aint wat theyve heard but idc Carly: yay 💙 i havent had 1 since me & my 🧸🧸🧸 Ali: I'll be 🎶🔊 it so get in the know lads Ali: awh, can I meet them too? Carly: not too 🔊 or ur gf will bite me which could b fun but im not trying to do u like 💔😢 Carly: some r shyer than others but if u work ur 🔮 how u did for me ull make friends Ali: fill your boots, babe, I don't reckon she's your type, like Ali: I'll be on my best behaviour 🤞 Ali: the loveliest guest you've ever had 🤞🤞 Carly: be fun though Carly: not boring Ali: 😲😲 Ali: Is that the impression I give off? Ali: or another Ronan tale, either way Ali: gonna have to prove otherwise now in the most extra ways imaginable Carly: nahhh Carly: he don't lie to me its his 1 saving grace Carly: its just like a pls Carly: to u & the universe Ali: I won't be boring Ali: trust me Carly: k Carly: i do ur a lifesaver Ali: nah Ali: just happy to help Carly: im happy we r mates Ali: me too Ali: idk why we weren't before, like Ali: too many people at school Carly: & i dont go much ha Ali: this is true Ali: lesser spotted walsh 🐦 Carly: oooh wat colours am i Ali: 💗💜💛🧡💗 Carly: cute Ali: very Carly: wats ur fave colour? Ali: It's a harder question than people reckon, that Ali: like, there's so many beautiful things of every colour Ali: if I can decide for the day, I feel like I'm doing a disservice to all the others Carly: sorry Carly: i havent decided on mine either Carly: when i was a lil kid it was 💛 for the 🌞 then wen i started goin out it was silver for wat i thought the 🌚 looked like Carly: but ive seen so many new colours since Ali: kids always know Ali: they're much smarter than adults about everything Carly: i bet ur lil bro is the smartest Carly: like u Ali: he likes red for 🚨❌🛑⛔️🚫💯‼️🥊🥤 Ali: and I see the appeal Carly: does he like 🍎? i kno somewhere that sells the reddest shiniest 1s Carly: or we cud just throw 🍅s Ali: he's at the anti-fruit stage Ali: but I reckon he could be convinced if we let him smother 'em in caramel and sprinkles Carly: its a date Ali: Me first
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rigginsstreet · 6 years ago
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Pretend that Fred and FP were just friends earlier in life. Describe your dream scenario of current age fredsythe ending up in bed and love.
i’ll tell you what, as much as i love living in full lala land where they actually dated in high school and whatnot... this concept really gets me going too
even for this scenario i still imagine them both harboring secret crushes, its just that this time neither of them ever came out and were never able to really identify the feelings they were having because the environment they were living in wasnt really supportive of those attractions. so fred and fp were still super close best friends but any further feelings they may have been experiences were being written off or repressed until eventually they went on and had girlfriends that turned into wives that turned into families and they never really had to think about anything else again.
so with that all being said, ideally what i would like to happen is first and foremost, theyd have to actually have a friendship present day. not just conveniently hanging out when the other ones in desperate need of help (which... theres something to be said for the fact theyre always each others go to guy for help but ... thats another post. actually no. thats for this post. this is relevant.)
alright so theyre friends. actual friends. hanging out doing ... whatever supposedly straight men in their 40s do idk. watch football? play poker? ... fill in your own blanks maybe they take a pottery class thats not the point. the point is theyre spending more and more time together. getting closer. rebuilding that bond. and maybe those old secret crushes they had on each other resurface, but theyre both convinced that its one sided so it never gets brought up. cue the mutual pining. 
and its getting serious. like freds starts catching himself staring so intently at fp when hes not looking, and fps catching himself thinking about fred all the time. always wants to text him about random shit he sees cuz it reminded him of fred, or he thinks fred would like it. theyre both dreaming about it each other... its some real romantic shit. but still. no ones saying anything.
until one day fred calls fp over cuz he needs help with some random thing that broke in his house (maybe the kitchen sink started acting up or whatever and fred cant seem to fix it himself). so fp comes over, helps him out. they get the thing working good as new, theyre all smiling and cheering and being dorks. 
fred cracks some joke about fp always coming to his rescue and fp says he thinks its the other way around and theres a moment there where they both pause and just look at each other and theres definite tension there before fred smiles, and maybe hes blushing a little a looking away and says maybe its both. 
with fp finished helping fred out hes getting ready to leave but then fred asks if he wants to stay for dinner. archies out with veronica for the night and its one of those ~oh i have too much food for just myself... you should stay and help me eat~ deals and who is fp to pass up a free meal? so he stays. maybe he even helps fred cook idk i think thatd be cute.
so then theyre eating together on the couch, watching ferris bueller or something, laughing and having a good time.
fred turns to look at fp at one point an hes got sauce or something on his lip, which only makes fp laugh harder. and hes trying to point it out to fred but fred keeps missing it with his napkin until eventually... of course because im a romcom loving cliched ass bitch.....fp reaches out to wipe it off with his thumb.
and they both freeze. cuz this is definitely the most intimate moment theyve ever had. sure, theyve seen each others dicks, and yet somehow this is way more personal. 
now suddenly all these years of pent up emotions are bubbling to the surface and fred whispers “what are we doing, f?”
and fp, hand still on freds face, says “what do you mean?” but like... he knows. 
freds eyes flicker to fps mouth and he swallows and says “this. us. im not the only one who feels it, right?”
and that shakes fp to his core because finally he has validation that this isnt one sided. so he strokes freds chin and shakes his head and says “no. youre not.” and theres a second before fred leans forward but stops, a moment of hesitation before trying again and hes leaning all the way in until his lips touch fps and fp stays still, hand still holding freds face, and the kiss gradually gets deeper, starting off closed until freds opening his mouth and taking fps top lip between his own, and then he’s slipping his tongue in, and fp lets out these little moans and from there its like the floodgates have been opened.
theyre clutching each other for everything theyre worth, fp pushes fred back and climbs in his lap, straddling him on the couch. movie still playing in the back. rest of their dinner long forgotten. 
they dont fall into bed that night but... their hands definitely wind up down each others pants on the couch so... close enough. 
and after they both come and theyre sitting there panting and breathless and blissed out from their high, fp lets it slip out that hes been wanting to do that since high school and that of course shocks fred, who just smiles real big and says “really?” and then fps all embarrassed and blushing but fred pushes his hair back and kisses his temple and says so has he and fp lets out this breathy laugh before nuzzling his face against freds neck an its just a very soft moment 🤧
and after they get all cleaned up and put the dishes away and its time for fp to head back home, theyre standing in freds doorway and they cant stop kissing each other because neither of them want fp to go home but fp cant stay the night. not with archie coming home soon. they gotta have a talk with the boys first before sleepovers start happening. but for now they can keep kissing and make plans for an actual date, and they both go to bed that night feeling happier and lighter than they have in years and like... archie and jughead know immediately somethings up cuz their dads are suddenly fucking giddy all the time, smiles plastered on their faces. every time fred and fp so much as get a text from each other the boys swear their dads fucking giggle and its a trip, man. these fucking nerd asses in love. we could have it so good you guys... 😭
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evieoftheisle-remade · 8 years ago
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for the honesty hour thing, do all the even number ones 😎
AAAAAAA ily thanks for all the questions, now hopefully all my answers make sense pff
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Depends on who I’m with! If it’s a small group I can be really outgoing, and especially around my friends. In school I tend to be really quiet and hardly talk at all.

4. Are you easy to get along with?I like to think so? Sometimes I could see myself being a little overbearing or disagreeable.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?NICE PEOPLE, if you’re nice to me I’ll cry.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?Hmmm dunno, my ex I guess tbh.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?My best friend Talia! We hung out at lunch today which was rad bc we hardly have time, and we talked abt feelings.

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?-Cry Wolf— The girl and the dreamcatched-Howl— Florence and the machine (Oh my gosh wolf theme here jeez)-Rainclouds— The arcadian wind-No guts, no glory— Cassio monroe-Jump into the fog— The wombats

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Kinda, yea!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Bruh

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?HOoh man who even was my first crush? Nah i dont think so

20. Do you like your neighbors?OMG my neighbors are a nice elderly italian couple whos son still lives w them, and he talks rlly loud and gruff and loves comic books and is like a friendly lumberjack and theyre great

22. Where would you like to travel?Anywhere sounds nice w friends! Road trips are def my style, just place to place yknow.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?The couple hours before my sister and I go to bed, when we just chill in her room and draw or talk!

26. What do you do when you wake up?Bathroom probably lol

28. Who are you most comfortable around?My sister 100%

30. Do you ever want to get married?Maybe, idk

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?NAH

34. Do you play sports? What sports?I dont play sports lol

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?YA

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?Idk, someone nice who makes me smile and I can make smile. Idc

40. What do you want to do after high school?cry

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?I’m probably in a mood, sometimes I just detach bc something minor upsets me and it takes me a while to find a voice/personality again

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?BOTH SOUND TERRIFYING but im gonna say ocean yea ill stay on earth thx

46. What are you paranoid about?My dad finding my blog or hearing me talk abt really personal stuff he wouldnt approve of

48. Have you ever been drunk?Nupe

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?Grey

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?Make my voice normal lol

54. Favourite store?BARNES & NOBLE OMg

56. Favourite colour?
ALL maybe pastel purples/pinks??!!

58. Last thing you ate?
Pasta lol

60. Ever won a competition? For what?Cant remember asdffg. I won a camp competition and the trophy was an old icee machine theyd spray painted silver. my teams names all got written on it.

62. Been arrested? For what?NO OMG

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?I have two tbh. My technical first kiss was this girl who sprung it on me w/o asking, i was still dating another guy at the time. it was surprising and a little intense, it freaked me out and i hate remembering itWhat i like to call my real first kiss was w the guy id been dating at the time, he kissed me after band practice and both our dads were in the room but it was really cute and sweet

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS and i love them all so much. All my real friends ive known for so many years, and most of my tumblr friends are pretty new but i have so much love for all yall

68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr. twitters cool but it confuses me haha

70. Names of your bestfriends? Katie, courtney, chris, stef, & talia !

72. What colour are your towels?Uuuuh is it bad i cant remember? Red? We have a few colors cuz their all old and dont rlly match

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? (??? theres two 72s omg lol)HELLA

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?I have a pillow pet and a toothless build a bear lmao, and theres probably like 4ish other merch plushiss that i love

76. What colour is your underwear?pink pff

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?coffee!!

80. What colour pants?Dark blue denim!

82. Favourite movie?Hmm Descendants probs heheh. Or HTTYD!

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?Ive only seen mean girls, and that was like years ago hahaha

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?NEMO

88. Last person you talked to today?My sister ;3;

90. Name a person you love?YOU BB

92. In a fight with someone?Na bro

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?Like 5ish that i use regularly, probably more tho

96. Favourite actress?

Hummm Dove cameron lol

98. Do you tan a lot?YES in the summer yea

100. How are you feeling?Tired & a little anxious

102. Do you regret anything from your past?YA always

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?A friend i used to have in middle school and freshmen year lol, but he moved

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?Not that i know of. maybe.

108. What should you be doing?ENGLISH HW ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WHAT CAN YA DO

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?Mmm

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?Katie (My sister), I bet. Yikes.

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?YA

116. Are you listening to music right now?Radio in the car! Idk the song, its pop but its new so i dunno it yet

118. Do you like Chinese food?Yea

120. Are you afraid of the dark?SOMETIMES BRO

122. Is cheating ever okay?NO??? NO!!!

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?Not really

126. Are you currently bored?Luckily anxiety is occupying me idk if “bored” is quite the word for it

128. Would you change your name?Hmmm maybe maybe not, idc. 
If I changed it it be to something like peter or even nico
130. Do you like subway?Eeeeh

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?This questions repeated i think but my friend Talia!

134. Can you count to one million?WH i mean theoretically… ye..s?

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Open, so the cat can get in/out

138. Curly or Straight hair?Mines p straight

140. Summer or Winter?Summer

142. Favourite month?March

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?MILK CHOCOLATE

146. Was today a good day?It was pretty good yeah!!

148. What’s your favourite quote?
“Comparison will kill you” idk who its by

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line“He didn’t have the time to dawdle here like this now”
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gulescamisade · 8 years ago
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Minnesota:  Day 4
JAKE: -Another night is going by, he's pretty sure. And he's so sweaty, hungry, and thirsty. If their captors had left food or water for him, Jake promptly turned it down as he felt was the NATURAL THING TO DO. He heard what became of those mushroom tests from LOWAS. None of this was exactly ideal... He groans miserably, rubbing his tum of awful hunger pains. The headaches and dry throat.-
JAMES: -continuing his meditation and fasting. Energy continues to be conserved and though he is hungry, it's not the worst he's experienced. He only hopes the fact that it's gone quiet these past few hours can only be a good thing. No news is good news, James tells himself. It's the only thing he can do.-
ROXY: =Things seem quiet..... she leans against her wall and tap tap........ who's next to her. TAPS=
JAMES: -The only one who is paying attention is James. Leans back to the wall and taps in response.-
JAKE: -curled up in a ball, having cried himself into another headache nap.-
ROXY: =Baby no........ she taps out [HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTT] in morse code then POOFs over into the next cell.=
JAMES: -sitting crosslegged with his whole button up and slack combos. Professional even in these dire circumstances. James looking a little haggard what with his hair out of place, but still alert. Ready for action if need be.- ROXY.
JAMES: ....I AM RELIEVED TO SEE YOU.
JAMES: YOU ARE NOT HURT, ARE YOU?
ROXY: =She's definitely been sweating but she didn't wanna flaunt her powers too much since they expect shit of her but... she can't just. Let them go without. Whoever else is here. She rushes over to him too= glad 2 see u too im fine
ROXY: u gotta grocery list? im ur gal call me target cuz wal marts 2 trashy and im the height of supermarket class
ROXY: not whole foods class tho thats borderin in2 pretentious
JAMES: -knits his eyebrows.- ...ARE YOU OFFERING FOOD?
ROXY: anythin u need that u can hide and food definitely
JAMES: -nods promptly- WATER. DRIED FRUIT. CRACKERS. PROTEINS. ANYTHING WITH NUTRITIONAL VALUE.(edited)
ROXY: gotcha =she finger waggles up a storm dropping two sturdy sacks of water, dried fruits in thin bags along with crackers and little bite-sized pieces of protein bars=
JAMES: -seems to be wiggling something out of the sole of his shoe.-
JAMES: -as it turns out, it is a single playing card. Flips it over the supplies as kind of single-slot emergency sylladex and stores it away.-
JAMES: I CANNOT EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE. BUT QUICKLY.
JAMES: TEND TO THE OTHER PRISONERS. JAKE IS HERE.(edited)
ROXY: =That's so cool... and a good idea= hope u dont mind me stealin ur idea.....
ROXY: =gestures to the other wall= is he over here u think? =taps??? TAPS=
JAMES: IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE. -What with hearing him yowl up a storm before.-
JAMES: TREAD CAREFULLY.
ROXY: never but ill try =two finger salute and BLIPS into the cell next to James'=
JAKE: -lying huddled in his corner like a sad dog, his back turned towards the door. Something about the BLIP stirs him awake, however, and he begins to wake up. Squinting with a bleariness around.- ....Rock and rolloxy?
ROXY: .....baby...... :C
ROXY: i gotta make it quick but do u need a hug?
JAKE: -it even hurts to cry but he's doing it anyway, rolling up to sit.- Yes... 8'C
ROXY: awww cmere =quickly shuffles over to give him a big strong hug=
ROXY: tell me wut u need and we can work it out... idk where we are and idk how many of us are in here....
ROXY: idk where everyone else is
JAKE: -weeps into her shoulder. Two smelly baras hugging it out.- Ive no idea either. Its—
JAKE: Cant i know if my sons are alright?? Oh rox its so cruel.
ROXY: i... wish i knew jakey boy.... if i could id get us a thing to try n get in2 this system but... that needs time and theyd be onto me lol...... not lol
ROXY: but well get outta this mess
JAKE: -scrubs at his face, so blotched and red with tears.- Well... well bust out of here! I know we will!
JAKE: And when we do they wont even know what hit them!
JAKE: Id do so right now if you gave the word. -looks off.- Maybe...
JAKE: Someone can help us?
ROXY: maybe but right now we can help each other =cups his face and kisses his forehead= ROXY: ill go scopin later.... try 2 see whats up
ROXY: maybe i can find every1
ROXY: but rn tell me what u need
JAKE: -smiles for the first time in a few days, warmed by the gesture. But then remembers what he's doing.- Shit uhh—
JAKE: Water and substantial edibles i think is a good start. -rubs his sad empty tum.-
ROXY: its the best start =smiles back at him then gets to work just giving him the same supplies she gave James= just hide em when someone comes u kno
ROXY: prison smugglin drills
JAKE: !!!
JAKE: Cripes this is just like magic...
JAKE: ... -looks around his cell.-
JAKE: Where ought i hide it?
ROXY: mmm ..... i might hafta steal a idea i saw from james hes ur neighbor btw
ROXY: =focuses......... tries to make the one dump sylladex card= this might work i think slip it in ur mustache lol or just like somewhere discreet
JAKE: Holy moly! -accepts the 1 dump sylladex card if she manages it.- Is this what i think it is?
JAKE: -Automatically believing that it's a 1 dump sylladex card so whether she DOES manage it, the card is already what she intends it to be.-
JAKE: -giving it a look over- :D
JAKE: -tucks it into the safety of his back pocket. Sitting on it now.-
ROXY: =bless u jake= good beans bby
ROXY: ill be back sometime keep ur spirits up ok?
JAKE: Yes ma am o whamma! -salutes her swiftfly. His spirits are in much better places than they were before.-
ROXY: good! =poof, she's outta there=
JAKE: -brimming with hope now and makes swift work of these dried fruits. Chugs what he can of the water.-
JAKE: -wiping off his mustache, he feels his willpower RENEWED. Better than ever.-
JAKE: -And if Roxy can pull her magic off, why the blazes can't he??? Jake rolls to stand, channeling that spark of hope to manifestation.-
(DIRK): -he puts the MAN in MANIFEST. extends leg, here is brain ghost dirk.-
(DIRK): Hey, that's the first time you summoned me consciously and not as the result of a homoerotic fantasy. Good job.
JAKE: -jumps as his voice comes up but brightens his scruffy self up immediately.- Dirk!
JAKE: Brain ghost! Youre here!
(DIRK): Yeah.
(DIRK): What are you gonna do with me now that I'm here? -lol and then what-
JAKE: -swiftly whaps the ishades off his face.- Give me that!
(DIRK): What the fuck. -covers his face. DON'T LOOK AT ME. he's being ironic mostly-
JAKE: -thrusting them onto his own face. Instant computer.- Hoo. Alright now. I need to contact the crew.
JAKE: Mind if i hornswoggle you of your pester client? Of course you do! -logging into his account.-
(DIRK): My pester client is imaginary, but alright.
JAKE: Huh? No its not? -It's not, Dirk. Look at it working. How??? Magic is how.-
(DIRK): -fucking incredible-
(DIRK): -obnoxiously hovers behind him-
(DIRK): It's almost like you have the ability to make anything a reality.
JAKE: -typing frantically, heart hammering as it actually DOES seem to work.- Shut up will you???
(DIRK): A dude summons you into his realm of existance just to tell you to shut up. Nice one.
JAKE: -Seeing everyone online makes his insides lurch painfully so he's only half paying attention to BGD. His franticness making his eyes water again as in the middle of the message, the connection severs.- Its—
JAKE: Its breaking up! -says with his concentration fizzling.-
(DIRK): Well don't give up.
(DIRK): Do something about it.
JAKE: Im trying damn you! Cant you see?? -says, clutching at the shades.-
(DIRK): And I'm telling you to try harder.
(DIRK): You have it in you to do this.
JAKE: -practically choking with frustration and wills the last bit of connection out of sheer spite. The last message gets through before cutting off completely.-
(DIRK): ...
(DIRK): There you go.
JAKE: -He is just never going to stop being tearstruck at this point. Obligatorily hands BGD his shades.-
JAKE: -His vision is swimming as his hand drops, looking at brain ghost now. Dirk knows Jake loves him doesn't he? Of course he does, a voice tells Jake predictably. It's what he wants to hear, it's the truth that he knows deep down in his heart and it's what BGD was basically scripted to say.-
JAKE: -So why was he still so miserable? He's gotta ask anyway.-
JAKE: He knows i love him right? Id do anything for him?
(DIRK): ... Of course he knows that.
(DIRK): He's probably driving himself up a wall cuz he can't tell you the same thing.
JAKE: -wipes at his nose.- I miss him something tremendous.
JAKE: You would think dodging near death experiences on a regular basis would make this easier to bear. But it doesnt.
JAKE: It really doesnt.
(DIRK): They're coming for you, you know. -he knows this because jake has to know this.-
(DIRK): ... -offers jake his hand to hold-
JAKE: -takes the hand, too dried up to cry in earnest anymore. His shoulders only sag.- At least i have you.
(DIRK): You'll always have me.
JAKE: -keeps their fingers twined together but gives up once their shoulders brush. Just rests his head against BGD, tired all over again.- Jeez louise dirk....
JAKE: Youre always so.
JAKE: You.
(DIRK): It's no coincidence. -leans on him too-
(DIRK): That's the way you want me to be.
JAKE: Shucks. Then i must be stock full of good ideas. -lets his eyes start to drift closed...-
(DIRK): Must be. -yes shhh sleep. it'll get better soon. just believe in that, jake-
JAKE: -having close company to fall asleep with is infitintely better than sleeping alone. Jake has decided this here and now.- 
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krysrawfiggs · 8 years ago
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1.Full name:Krysten Alexandra Figueroa but you will reffer to me as Krysfiggs
2.Zodiac sign:Im a cusp baby born as the day changed. I am a leo/virgo
3. 3 Fears:Spiders, being alone forever, my fam disowning me for being gay
4. 3 things I love:Being surrounded by awesome people, video games, outdoor activities
5. 4 turns ons:Firey passion, neck biting, n eyes.. its always the eyes, n intelligence
6.4 turns offs: Lack of intelligence, if youre rude in general, if youre clingy, lack of understanding n compassion
7. My best friend:I have a coupleNadia, amanda, n bree (when shes not being an idiot)
8. Sexual orientation:Lezzzzzzzzbbbbiiiiannnnnnnnn
9. My best first date:So far going out into town in the middle of a rainstorm running dancing n dickin round and then showing up soaked n eating at friendlys
10. How tall am I:Im 5'5"11. What do I missNot paying bills
12. What time were I born:12am on the dot
13. Favourite colour:I like deep colors. I used to say deep blue but i do love red n grey too
14.Do I have a crushXD maybe! Ok yea. I do. But i aint tell you.
15. Favourite quoteGod theres too many…
16.Favourite placePuerto rico
17. Favourite foodGawd this is hard ok. I have the soul of a very very fat man. If i had to pick one thing…itd have to be my moms pernil (pork shoulder)
18. Do I use sarcasmNever im a sweetheart😆
19. What am I listening to right nowEvie- last dinosaurs
20.First thing I notice in new personEyesss…eyess…eyess…….!
21.Shoe size822. Eye colourBrown anytime of dayGold in the sun
23.Hair colourBlack as the normBrownish in the sunlightBlue when its overcast
24.Favourite style of clothingandrogynous 25. Ever done a prank call?Yup i bothered the fuck outta kymmie for months before i gave myself up xD
26.What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? Burgandy See thru lace
27. Meaning behind my URLWelp minus the word raw its just my name. If my father didnt delete my 1st blog and of someone in asia didnt take my old username right after it wouldnt be as stupid.
28. Favourite movieToo many brahhh
29. Favourite song
30.Favourite bandBloc party, last dinosaurs, split milk society
31.How I feel right nowHorngry n lonely. Lusting for warm weather and beach weather
32.Someone I love.In what context?
33.My current relationship statusSingle af
34.My relationship with my parentsCurrently ok..
35. Favourite holiday Hmm i dont have one
36.Tattoos and piercings?I have average ear piercings But i want a lip ring n a tatoo of leo n virgo fighting inside of the sun ony shoulder
37.Tattoos and piercing i wantWhoops jumped the gun. Please refer to 36
38.The reason I joined TumblrMy friends at the time
39.Do I and my last ex hate each other? Nope we’re cool
40. Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?I used too from my so. But now its just my good friend manny
41.Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Hmmm no
42. When did I last hold hands?Non romantically:I held hands with my lil sister cuz she doesnt know how to cross a freggin road without getting hit by a car! But romantically: its been over a year and a half.
43. How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 10mins
44.Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?Its been a good 6/7 months. Im at man status rn
45.Where am I right now? Trapped on a bus with zombies from nyc somewhere on the way to newburgh
46.If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? In oswego it would be chance. Here.. idk it hasnt happend.. but my best bet would be nadia
47.Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?Both. Depends where i am
48.Do I live with my Mom and Dad?Yes. Please dont ask how its going. Its not well.
49.Am I excited for anything?Yes. The 3 day weekend
50.Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?No i only have 2 chill male friends
51.How often do I wear a fake smile?Often enough
52.When was the last time I hugged someone?That would be last sunday i hugged holly. We went for a movie and a bite n caught up since inhavent seen her in 5ever
53.What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?Its w/e as long as you happy n your not like eating face
54.Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?Yea
55.What is something I disliked about today?Evelyn being passive agressive towards me. Makes me uncomf. But i could care less.
56.If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Rebecca sugar
57. What do I think about most? Its gonna be one of 3 things, women, video games, food
58. What’s my strangest talent?I can get really creepy really fast. Iv been told to try out to be villians or serial killers in movies
59.Do I have any strange phobias?Spiders
60.Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both
61. What was the last lie I told?
62.Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?Im old skool ill show up at your house ;) jk phone so no one can see this akward mess
63.Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Yes
64.Do I believe in magic?Yes
65. Do I believe in luck? Yes
66.What’s the weather like right now? Bloody cold
67. What was the last book I’ve read? Allegiant
68. Do I like the smell of gasoline?Addicted
69. Do I have any nicknames?Krys, elmo, jesus
70. What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I have 12 stiches on my thumb both for cuts by blades oh n the one time i was going down a mt. On my longboard n i fell and got the worst road rash on my ass.
71. Do I spend money or save it?Both
72. Can I touch my nose with a tongue?No
73. Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? Idts?
74.Favourite animal?Otter
75. What was I doing last night at 12 AM?Hehhhh better not say
76. What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Idfk
77.What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Anything fr the last dinosaurs
78. How can you win my heart? Compassion understanding and a drive no one else has.
79.What would I want to be written on my tombstone?Im not gonna be burried.
80. What is my favourite wordOogle
81. My top 5 blogs on tumblr Ill answer later
82.If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83.Do I have any relatives in jail?Yes
84.I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Speed
85.What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Feelings are a tough subject
86. What is my current desktop picture? An image from second son
87. Had sex?Why yes i have
88.Bought condoms?Nopes
89.Gotten pregnant? Nopes too gay for that shit90. Failed a class?Several
91. Kissed a boy? Yep im not a gold star lezzy no more
92. Kissed a girl? Many
93.Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?Yes. Im super cheesey i do things like that all the time
94.Had job?I have a job95.Left the house without my wallet?Keys and liecensexD
96. Bullied someone on the internet? Nope
97.Had sex in public? Yes
98. Played on a sports team? Several
99. Smoked weed? Yasss
100. Did drugs? Ive tried some shit
101. Smoked cigarettes? Never now thats nasty
102. Drank alcohol? Yes
103. Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Never
104. Been overweight?yes
105. Been underweight?yes
106. Been to a wedding?yes
107. Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Days
108. Watched TV for 5 hours straight? When i was younger
109. Been outside my home country?yes
110. Gotten my heart broken? Many times
111.Been to a professional sports game? Yes
112. Broken a bone? Do Teeth count?
113. Cut myself? Not on purpose
114. Been to prom? Unfortunaly. Thats an akward story. If i didnt go i coulda stayed in puerto rico longer. But nooo joe had to ask my parents…
115. Been in airplane? Yes
116. Fly by helicopter? No. But ive been in some heavy duty military air craft
117. What concerts have I been to?Walk the moon, in hs i saw i see stars mega concert there were like 20 bands there idr them all, versaemerge, dragonforce
118.Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Yeaaa im megagay
119.Learned another language?I can fully understand spanish. But i cant speak it.
120. Wore make up? Im alergic to eyeliner xD
121.Lost my virginity before I was 18?Yes
123. Had oral sex? Yes.😍
124.Dyed my hair?Ive never dyed my hair
125.Voted in a presidential election? Yes both times for obama♡ . n fuck you, you lil orange dicked cheeto (donald trump)
126.Rode in an ambulance?Yes i did when i sliced my thumb deep with an exacto and was bleeding everywhere
127. Had a surgery?No
128. Met someone famous? Yes i have i met that guy from “what would you do” when i was staying in maryland. Also i stick around after theater shows and concerts to meet the actors, performers, and musicians
129.Stalked someone on a social network?Guilty
130. Peed outside?Um who hasnt?
131. Been fishing?Yes. Anyone wanna join me this spring?
132. Helped with charity? Yea every 3 weeks i participate in a soup kitched in poukipsee with my siblings and my cousins.
133. Been rejected by a crush?I have unfortunate luck.
134. Broken a mirror? Haha yea i did once
135. What do I want for birthday? Id love to go somewhere amazing and warm with awesome people. If im dating someone id love to actually have a birthday kiss. #neverhadoneonmybirthday
136.How many kids do I want and what will be their names?By kids you mean dogs? N id have all of them. Theyd have really crude/harsh spanish names.
137.Was I named after anyone?No but krysten means follower of chridtXD
138.Do I like my handwriting? Sometimes
139. What was my favourite toy as a child? Why it was my stuffy scooby doo
140.Favourite Tv Show? Gawd theres so many. But steven universe👌🖒
141.Where do I want to live when older?Puerto rico when i hit the lotto
143. Play any musical instrument? I can play the trumpet, the recorder, basic drum beat, and im learning the uke
144.One of my scars, how did I get it?Sliced my thumb with a woodcutter one year. Then the next year same thumb with a brand new exacto. Landed me in the hosp 2ice total 12 stiches
145.Favourite pizza toping? Extra cheese
146.Am I afraid of the dark? Sometimes. Im more worried bout the it under the bed that comes out when you dont have sheets on.
147.Am I afraid of heights?No. In my stage craft class i was the only one who wasnt scared of heights they sent me high up to work on stuff they also sent me 60ft up to the grid too 😎
148.Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?Yes and i had my ass handed to me on a silver platter several times.
149.Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?Yes. All the time.
150.What I’m really bad atBeing social. Talking to girls. Drawing.
151.What my greatest achievements are. Being the first to graduate college.
152.The meanest thing somebody has ever said to meYou should see the list of stuff my parents have told me since i was little. Its a little too awful to put on here.
153.What I’d do if I won in a lottery. Top secret Plans back the fuck up
154. What do I like about myself Um my bed head. Idk
155.My closest Tumblr friend Haha nadia
156.Something I fantasise about my exTisk tisk ladies n gents we shouldnt be reopening wounds like this. *points finger n shakes it like a noodle*
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rigginsstreet · 6 years ago
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More fredsythe high school headcannons please!
:’)
i dont even know if this really counts as a headcanon but i was watching a lot of 500 days of summer when i was on the cruise cuz thats pretty much the only movie they played but anyway you know the scene where tom and summer are sitting at toms favorite spot in the city and he’s telling her about the skyline and how he wants to add to it and whatever and then draws on her arm? well... it got me to thinking about teenage fred and all his hopes and dreams of one day being mayor and he’s just hanging out with fp one day and telling him all the ideas he has for the town and fp says “show me.” but they dont have any paper around so fp offers up his arm. freds all focused drawing out his plans, explaining things to fp as he goes along and fp is half paying attention to the drawing, more so paying attention to the cute look of concentration on freds face. fp tells him “you know i’d be first in line to vote for you, right?” and fred just laughs and glances up at him and says “you better.”
fp lost his virginity to fred you absolutely will never change my mind about that. its not happening
speaking first times... theirs was junior year. (they didnt start “dating” til mid-late sophomore year). it was a whole ordeal. they had exchanged sloppy handjobs and blowjobs by that point but one of them would always chicken out before anything went further. until one day they decided they really wanted to go all the way. (i cant decide if it happened in fps bachelor pad trailer or if fred had a rare weekend at home by himself and he invited fp over) but heres what i do know: they were both real fucking nervous. fred had already slept with girls before but this was completely different. neither of them knew what the fuck they were doing. the whole thing was awkard and clumsy and fp definitely didnt last long (he was on top just fyi. took a long time for that boy to embrace his true bottom self. it was an emotional journey) but neither of them would change it for the world because at the end of it they felt more connected to each other than ever and they definitely spend the rest of the weekend practicing and honing their skills and god they were so fucking domestic with each other.... pretending like they were an actual real adult couple living on their own... and they were already handsy with each other before but now? they might as well have been literally attached at the hip. 
another not-quite-headcanon but runaway train by soul asylum is playing right now and i just got this visual of fred and fp laying in bed with this song playing softly in the background and it makes me emo so... youre welcome
theyd always sneak out behind the gym for at least one song during every school dance. no matter who their dates were. no matter if they had gotten into a fight earlier that day/week. theyd always meet up at their spot. 
fp was HELLA jealous of all the girls fred took out but instead of fighting about it they just... turned it into this little game. fp would come strolling up to fred at school saying that he heard he had a date that night and then he would give fred this look and ask if he was gonna stop by fps after. the answer was always yes. and when fred inevitably showed up smelling like his dates or god forbid had lipstick on his face he forgot to wipe off fp would get real possessive and fred was in for a n i g h t. fp didnt mind fred going out with half the town but the nights fred went out with either hermione or mary hit fp pretty hard and those were the nights fred had to be gentle with fp and remind him how much he loved him... if he even bothered showing up. 
theres a tree in fox forest with their initials carved onto it. their initials are carved everywhere in that town
their secret symbols for each other were a sun (fred) and moon (fp). theyd sign notes and things like that so in case anyone ever found them they wouldnt know who it was from.
they also gave each other stick n poke tattoos. fred has a lil crescent moon on his inner thigh and fp has a sun on his pelvis. 
fp pierced his nose himself senior year and fred thought it was the hottest goddamn thing he’d ever seen.... after he of course had to clean it up because fp is an irresponsible dumb mess and that thing was like 2 seconds away from getting infected if fred didnt step in
fred was a nervous wreck when fp joined the serpents and he tried to talk him out of it so many times and the night fp came crawling in through freds window covered in blood and scrapes and cuts and bruises fred almost had a fit (dont even get him started on the fucking snake bite ritual)
fred was just very weary of the serpents and everything they represented until one day fp asked him to come down to the wyrm so he could show fred what it was actually like and when fred got there he was shocked to see how comfortable fp was and how open he was being. he was actually holding freds hand in public and that was something that never happened. it was the first time fred actually got it. that the serpents were the accepting family fp never had. he still didnt agree with the whole criminal lifestyle and he didnt trust any of these people around his wallet but he understood the appeal fp saw a little more.
fred and fp swapped letterman jackets all the time :’) on purpose, on accident... it was not uncommon for someone to come up to one of them asking why the others name was on their jacket. (also please consider them going on dates where freds wearing his letterman jacket and fps wearing his serpent jacket. also imagine fp draping his serpent jacket over freds shoulders. fred fucking drowns in that thing its so big on him wow...)
jock boyfriends.... working out together all the time.... helping each other practice with baseball and football.... but they always end up getting distracted because they just end up messing around with each other and wrestling and kissing each other all over.... theyre so in love hal
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rigginsstreet · 7 years ago
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how would season 2 of riverdale look like if you were writing it? (also please don't hold back on the word count for this ask)
everyones gay. the end.
no ok i will try and go for a realistic version of what i think season 2 could have been. i mean personally i think its realistic to have all the parents be gay but whatever. (*edit from future briana. lol i aint make this shit realistic everybody G A Y) also this is probably gonna be all over the place cuz i have a lot of problems with a lot of characters story arcs so just...we’ll see what happens. also also this is obviously focusing on the parents im sure the kids will get mentioned at some point in regards to certain storylines but for the most part i dont watch them so i dont know what the fuck theyre doing unless it pertains to an adult. ok here we go (i hope you know what you asked for by saying dont hold back on word count...)
lets just get the obvious out of the way FRED AND FP WOULD HAVE SO MANY FUCKING SCENES IF I WAS RUNNING SHIT LIKE THEYD PROBABLY BECOME THE MAIN CHARACTERS SUCK A DICK ITS THE SHOW I DESERVE I DONT CARE WHAT YALL WANT
like from season 1 i had this vision of how i wanted s2 to play out
fp was gonna find out fred was shot, alice was gonna go visit him in jail about it or theyd meet up when he got out and they were gonna team up to avenge fred. thats what shouldve happened ok fight me. THE ONLY APPROPRIATE F*LICE INTERACTION
and then fp was gonna take care of fred. they were gonna work on their relationship. shit was gonna get dramatic but it was gonna be beautiful because ultimately they would realize theyre both the best friends each other ever had and they were better together than apart. 
and thats how the whole black hood thing would be dealt with and we never had to hear about it again
and then with the introduction of hiram and everything going down with the lodges buying freds company + fps dealings with hiram and hermione in the past and the bad blood there that was just...completely dropped... fred and fp were gonna come up with this master plan to screw over hiram and get the company back and then theyd go back to working construction together and happy days would be on the horizon. 
with that being said.... hiram and hermiones storyline this season is honestly the only interesting worthwhile thing. im not mad at it
im a little mad at archie joining the mafia like for one, anyone who knows anything about mob culture, you dont let outsiders in. and if you do, its not that fucking easy. its like “run some errands for me let me put you through some tests. ok youre family” no. i mean i get we’re on the cw but this was really the ...not even pg13 this was some g rated mob shit on archies part but whatever
lets hop on over to the coopers
i called from the beginning that chic was gonna be up to some bullshit and the narrative thats going right now with hal being painted as the bad guy and running off to penelope and alice running into fps arms is absolute utter Garbage™
what SHOULDVE happened (and granted the story is still playing out but lochlyns got a new show and thats very sus to me so... im expecting the worst) is chic comes in all innocent at first and maybe hals still put off, reasonably so, but this clearly means a lot to alice so he sticks it out. and as chic lets his freak out and the family has to deal with this, they grow closer and become more bonded and alice and hal become stronger as a couple and when all is said and done they eventually decide to go to couples counseling or family counseling and everybody works out their bullshit and they all start their journey to becoming a stable fucking family unit
ok now penelope. she’s another one that im actually for the most part enjoying her story but this whole hal business?? unrealistic
what they needed to do was just let her have her ho business and live her life
and also tell cheryl to stop running her mouth
like i really dont need them to have a great relationship personally like fine if they did whatever but cheryl kinda annoys me so penelope telling her whats up is no skin off my back
oh and this whole homophobic business? NOT IN MY SEASON 2
or if they really wanted to keep this contrived ass heather story to give cheryl some depth or whatever, then the least that could happen is it be revealed that penelope is gay herself and was scorned by an ex lover (alice) and was taking it out on her daughter
and then that could come to light and they talk about it and penelope eventually accepts she’s gay and she can be open about it now and she goes on to get herself a beautiful rich powerful girlfriend and my girl pen is set bitch !!! (i will also only accept alice and hal breaking up if alice too comes out and ends up with penelope)
somebody was coming out of my version of s2 gay i mean listen i could also write you a thing about how fp and fred could still get together ...
YOU KNOW WHAT LETS FUCKING TALK ABOUT HOW FP AND FRED COULD GET TOGETHER WHY THE FUCK NOT ITS MY SEASON 2 IMMA DO WHAT I WANT  ITS 20GAYTEEN
fps been spending all this time around fred nursing him back to health after the shooting
and theyve been able to work out all their unresolved bullshit
plus them teaming up to take hiram down
theyve been spending many a cold winter night together
old flames are rekindling 
they both notice they each keep finding little reasons to touch one another
theyre stealing glances when they think the other one isnt paying attention
they start to notice how fucking happy theyve been together theyve both become so playful and intimate with one another
theyre at pops one night having milkshakes
fred has whipped cream on his face
fps trying to tell him where but fred keeps missing it
theyre both laughing
fp reaches over and swipes his thumb softly over the corner of freds mouth
their laughter starts to die down as they both realize theres still this spark of electricity between them
its been sitting there under the surface this whole time waiting to blow up
next thing they know fps leaning over the table to kiss fred 
its soft and sweet and gentle but filled with such passion and urning its been so long since anyones touched them like this and god all the memories of their secret high school hookups come flooding back its like no time at all has passed they just fit together so well
ANYWAY now that fps with fred and this whole north v south thing is going on its creating a whole bunch of tension and like imagine all the drama that would come from the leader of the serpents dating riverdale mayor fred andrews oh my god ??? sign me the absolute fuck up where is THAT iconic storyline
speaking of fred
where the fuck is that pill addiction huh??? we gotta throw that in for drama ok i NEED. IT.
and then mary gets called into town and fp mary and archie are coming together to get fred through this. holding a fucking INTERVENTION ??? 
alice can show up too why not
bring hal
hermione maybe? like i know in her heart she probably cares but maybe dont have your ex gf who is also a mob boss show up at your intervention....
although that would make for a good fp x hermione showdown
hermiones invited
what else do we need....
i need alice and hermione
i dont know in what capacity i just know i need it
we definitely need a moms night out episode which would be hilarious because it just ends with alice and penelope making out and hermione and mary making out and sierra is facetiming tom like “please come pick me up”
speaking of sierra i dont mind this storyline with tom i just wish we could..actually see it...
OH I ALMOST FORGOT SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT HOW DARE I! I NEED FP RAISING HIS SERPENT KIDS !!!! AND MY S2 INCLUDES JOAQUIN OK I MISS HIM JUST GIVE ME FP TRYING TO HERD JOAQUIN AND FANGS AND TONI AND SWEET PEA AND I GUESS JUGHEAD CAN COME ALONG TOO SINCE HES ACTUALLY FPS SON... WHATEVER
god i just want fp and fred having date night down at the whyte wyrm and tonis pestering them about sharing stories from high school and how they fell in love and she wants to hear all the hot gossip and jugheads like “no gross i dont want to hear this”but joaquin an fangs and sweet pea are ENTHRALLED like they wanna hear everything too they wanna know about all the stupid shit fred and fp used to do to land in detention
OH OH AND THEN WE CAN HAVE A WHOLE THING WITH PENELOPE AND CHERYL HAVING A HEART TO HEART ABOUT PENELOPE BEING IN LOVE WITH ALICE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WE GET PARALLELS OF THEM AND CHONI
i told yall this shit was gonna be all over the place
hell maybe even gladys played by neve campbell would show up at one point so fp can see his fucking daughter thatd be neat
and gladys and fp decide to end things for good and go through with the divorce but its amicable and theyre friends. she could move back to riverdale but then im thinking of jellybean having to be taken out of school... so maybe they stay in toledo but gladys and fp come up with a plan for holidays and summer vacation and its all just very pleasant ok. 
if we want to go with the tragic heterosexual version of riverdale, i fully support gladys and fp getting back together btw its what god wants
but so long as we’re living in my lala fantasy land.... fp ends up with fred and gladys and fp call truce
alice and fp would be F R I E N D S
no ones hiding no dead bodies
no ones making weird inappropriate comments about leaving spouses
alice is not going serpent!alice on everyone
no
gross
get out of my face
theyre friends and they banter a lot but theres still a deep PLATONIC love there for each other
ok i think i covered everything i wanted.....
am i delusional?
maybe
but is my version more fun?
absolutely
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faithful-grigori · 10 months ago
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”#im always on the fence on whether or not these two are a couple, #theyre definitely closer than they should be, #its kinda queer platonic in a way, #cuz i dont think theyd ever kiss or anything, #theyre just happy to be able to stand next to one another and to see the other smile”
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guys is it normal to smile lovingly at the Nanny and sweetly thank her for her hard work as you navigate co-parenting your three demonic daughters? and what if she blushed a little when you said her name
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