#cus they cant actually stop me its not their lawn

[maretriarch]

neighbors whos curb i walk on omw to work are slowly but surely moving their trump road sign a few inches every day to the left to block my path which is mentally annoying but i like the idea of them groveling and having to dig in the dirt to move their stupid 20 cent sign to try and block my powerful stride to literally no avail. i just get stronger. im going to be an olympic hurdler this time next fall

[underswap-rial-ity]

✩ Rial and Random ((Random only raises his voice if he knows he's getting a flipflop to the head girly screaming))

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?

Rial, though its rare for her ever to raise her voice, it have to be pretty bad.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?

Neither, i don’t think random would and rial wouldn’t say something if she;s not going to do it.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?

If she say’s she’s going to leave, Then she would leave, mostly to either get some air or calm down, again this would have to be a PRETTY big argument for it to happen.

Who trashes the house?

I don’t think either would.

Do either of them get physical?

No i don’t think so.

How often do they argue/disagree?

I feel maybe its a once or twice thing, small arguments over who put what where, that kind of thing, nothing big

Who is the first to apologise?

I think rial would? because she can forget things easily so i feel shed be wrong in most the arguments.

Sex:

Who is on top?

 Random, but they would probably switch it up now and again, i feel random would want to bottom now and again ;3

Who is on the bottom?

Rial mostly but she would switch up if asked

Who has the strangest desires?

 I think they would both play on the strange scale >w>  Each getting kinky ideas to try.

Any kinks?

Rial will try anything its really up if randoms game >w>

Who’s dominant in bed?

This I think is a switch up thing, They take turns being sub and dom 

Is head ever in the equation?

Yes

If so, who is better at performing it?

>w> this one Im not sure, Rial I guess?

Ever had sex in public?

They haven’t had it at al but maybe they’d try it, if random doesn’t die of embarrassment at the idea

Who moans the most?

Probably random >w>

Who leaves the most marks?

Again i think random  X3

Who screams the loudest?

Rial, screaming his name 

Who is the more experienced of the two?

 Rial, in this verse she has been with another monster before and tried a few things, but random could have to, leave that up to you mun.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

Both, depending on the mood, :3

Rough or soft?

Rough, Rials in to that

How long do they usually last?

They as a couple We yet to know, but rail gets exhausted around three rounds from past experiences.

Is protection used?

Hm, Not sure >w> probably until they discuss having a baby.

Does it ever get boring?

;3 nope

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Yet to be determined XD, but if its like me and the muns planed it will be in the underground tourist attraction by the eco flowers... i feel bad for everyone who goes down there after.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?

I think they would both agree to it before it happens so plan.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?

Rial wants kids but she’d have to discuss any more than one with the daddy >w>  but if it where up to her, two a boy and a girl. or two girls.

Who is the favorite parent?

Random, the kid would love scaring him by vanishing in the snow.

Who is the authoritative parent?

I feel Rial would be, Random is to of corse but i feel moms more in control of situations than dad, with dad they run about not listening but mom they stop in there tracks.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?

I think random would rarely but they both support education.

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?

Rial >w> random to i think

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?

They both would :3 soccer mom and dad

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?

Both

Who changes the diapers?

Rial does, but random would have to now and again:3

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?

Hm, Rial, But random would probably beat her do it now and again

Who spends the most time with the children?

Rial, she doesnt work as much as random >w> she just babysits

Who packs their lunch boxes?

Rial

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?

Rial would make random do it, but if he cant they’d probably`

Who cleans up after the kids?

Rial and random take time

Who worries the most?

I feel random would worry alot

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Random, Rial will NOT swear around children

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?

Both

Who is the little spoon?

Random X3 and rial if he changes forms

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

Random? maybe? 

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  

Rial

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

They both cuddle for ever so i dont think they get uncomfortable

Who gives the most kisses?

RandomX3

What is their favourite non-sexual activity?

Taking walks together :3

Where is their favourite place to cuddle?

outside :3

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? 

Um, Random cus he lives her tail X3

How often do they get time to themselves?

When ever they have the time so most the time?

Sleeping:

Who snores?

Neither

If both do, who snores the loudest?

neither

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?

Share

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

Snuggled together

Who talks in their sleep?

rial does

What do they wear to bed?

Rial wear’s a nice long shirt and thats about it, i see random as a person who sleeps in there boxers 

Are either of your muses insomniacs?

Rial is a little, not much but sometimes,

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

No, its only a now and then thing

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

Around one another

Who wakes up with bed hair?

Rial >w> she has much more floof than random

Who wakes up first?

I think rial would, she would wake up and coo over the sleeping kitty.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

Hm, random would hes a sweetie :3

What is their favourite sleeping position?

Spooning?

Who hogs the sheets?

Hm, i think if hes sleepy enough random would X3, kitty would curl up in the sheets

Do they set an alarm each night?

Random

Can a television be found in their bedroom?

Yes :3 In rials room anyway

Who has nightmares?

Hm, Rial

Who has ridiculous dreams?

Random, i feel hed have something like giant fish  and gummy bear dream or something.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? 

Rial 

Who makes the bed? 

Rial

What time is bed time? 

hm, this one im not sure, rial sleeps at around nine so that maybe

Any routines/rituals before bed?

bath, brush teeth, cuddle and sleep X3

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

I think random would be grumpy

Work:

Who is the busiest?

Children keep you busy, but im not sure how much random works so i’ll say random

Who rakes in the highest income?

Random.

Are any of your muses unemployed?

Nope Rial babysits and random a stripper

Who takes the most sick days?

Not sure, rial doesnt work much and im not sure about random, rial maybe?

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?

Rial.

Who sucks up to their boss?

Rial, gotta keep the parents happy to

What are their jobs?

Rials a babysitter and randoms a stripper

Who stresses the most?

I feel like random would

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

Rial enjoys hers because she has kids to be around and random seams to enjoy his

Are your muses financially stable?

Yes

Home:

Who does the washing?

Rial

Who takes out the trash?

Hm, Random

Who does the ironing?

Rial

Who does the cooking?

Rial

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

I think random? I havent seen him cook though >w>

Who is messier? 

Rial, shes neat but sh hoards a lot of stuff and.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?

Hm, not sure neither?

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

Rial and random would by incident of corse

Who forgets to flush the toilet?

Again im not to sure on this one. :/

Who is the prankster around the house?

Random >w> sneaky kitty.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

Rial

Who mows the lawn?

random, rial would watch though, especially if hes shirtless.

Who answers the telephone?

Rial

Who does the vacuuming?

Rial, i feel random would be scared of it XD

Who does the groceries?

Random, rial cooks so he shops

Who takes the longest to shower?

Rial

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Rial

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?

nope

How many cars do they own?

Rial only drives charas and random can make portal to places >w> so none

Do they own their home or do they rent?

Rial lives with the brothers and random his creator, this could change eventualy though 

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?

 Countryside Not sure about random and his creator, id asume a small town though

Do they live in the city or in the country? 

country, same as before 

Do they enjoy their surroundings?

Rial does and random seams to :3

What’s their song?

>w>  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BGmMoMmHbs&app=desktop

What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Rial misses the kitty and texts him when she can :3

Where did they first meet?

Snowdins woods

How did they first meet?

Random was pretending to be there sans >w>

Who spends the most money when out shopping?

Rial does if its her money >w> she likes shiny and soft things

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?

I dont think either do

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

i feel random would if its like falling in to water or leaves, but if shes hurt i dont think he’d find it funny

Any mental issues?

Not sure i dont think so?

Who’s terrified of bugs?

random maybe? but i feel hed rather pounce on them 

Who kills the spiders around the house?

neither, even if random tried rial would set it free

Their favourite place?

The ecoflower field down below, its rials favorite place and she’d show it off to random

Who pays the bills?

I feel random would

Do they have any fears for their future?

neither i think .

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

Random >w>

Who uses up all of the hot water? 

hm, radome maybe,

Who’s the tallest?Rial >w> random if he chances san’sWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

Random

Who wanders around in their underwear?

rial, she doesnt care really XD

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

Rial, but i bed random would do now and again

What do they tease each other about?

Rial its randoms fluffy tail and ears and how cute he is when he blushes, and  random would tease her over insisting on chewing/trying to eat everything,

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

hm, neither. rial MIGHT if its bad enough 

Do they have mutual friends?

Yes

Who crushed first? 

random did and an anon told rial >w>

Any alcohol or substance related problems?

Not from rial not sure about random

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

Random, with where he works someone could try and get him to drink a little to much.

Who swears the most?

Rial if theres no kids around