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fazgoo-connoiseur-1987 · 1 year ago
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OK now I need to know what Henry looks like without the illusion disks...
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Yeah uh... pretty rough.
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marsbotz · 3 months ago
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you scare me. you’re… different.
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m0thxy · 9 months ago
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kids bop mcr would be the sharpest fruit
demolition learners
welcome to the fruit bowl
give 'em veggies, kid
the only hope for me is math
bullies will never hurt you
V/E/G/E/T/A/B/L/E/S
bully fighting society
this is how i divide
house of subtraction
kiss the fruit
our lady of literacy
this is the best salad ever
mastas of learning
F.R.U.I.T
planetary (SCIENCE!)
math help us
kill all your bullies
i never told you what i learn for a living
surrender the veggies
burn bullies
honey, this equation isnt big enough for the two of us
its not a fashion statement, its a fruit salad
swimming lessons
skylines and bodmas
headfirst for hexagons
you know what they do to guys like us in school
save yourself, i'll hold bill nye back
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triglycercule · 12 days ago
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hhhhidea...,,,, CUTE idea (kinda?) dust reading to phantom papyrus during night to lull him to sleep,,,, but really its just a way for him to pretend that everythings not really that shit (as if phantom paps isn't just dust's denial incarnate) and to help him NOT wake up because of a nightmare again or something
(and just because i can't resist now im imagining this with mtt. not that dust stopped reading to paps in place of killer and horror (because he wouldnt he simply wouldn't) but now the two join them for storytime. horror knocks out pretty damn fast and eventually dust falls asleep too after he makes sure that paps is satisfied with the amount he read and then killer's just left to sit there. maybe he tries to fall asleep maybe he doesn't,,,, maybe he picks up the book and continues reading but EITHERWAY,,,,,, this scene in my head so 💥💥💥😇😇😇)
#sweet soft mtt taking OVER triglycercule's brain has been invaded with them.........#horror probably sleeps like a rock man. dust is a very very very light sleeper. killer doesn't sleep at all and when he does#its just like that half asleep state. better than nothing tho....... those weeks of not sleeping probably leads to the most delicious naps#now in an ideal world killer learns to get a proper sleep schedule even if he can't feel his exhaustion#however in MY mtt dominated world killer doesn't fix his sleep habits and instead just takes a shitton of naps everywhere#they killerfied the house (made everything softer to sleep on) and killer always has 2 walking pillows to sleep on#sure he might not get 8 hours of sleep like during night. but he got that over the day so its ok TRUSY#this surely wont have any bad side effects but whatever its the mtt since when do they care about PROPER habits. if it works it works#ik i aaaaalways say hrkl wouldn't like phantom paps and find it weird but also now im considering#like. them being jealous of dust for always having kinda papyrus with him#like damn..... horror fucked up his brother permanently. he will never get the old paps back#and killer doesnt want to see his papyrus again because then he thinks hell just ruin everything again#but dust gets to talk and laugh and joke with his paps all the time!!! he got it better than them and thats just cus he hallucinates!!!! wt#i mean phantom paps isnt a 1:1 version of papyrus but hes close enough in my eyes#another idea....... horror (and maybe killer if he warms up to it) hanging out with dust JUST to talk to phantom paps#dust could easily just lie about what phantom paps says (although unless he had a reason he wouldnt risk upsetting paps like that methinks)#but theres something there. something something toxic mttpoly dynamic or whatever idc man. im in the mood for FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!#i think it would be funny if phantom paps says dusts deepest thoughts about hrkl. and then if he wants to say it dust has to filter it a LO#they could be sitting near killer and phantom paps would provide a detailed description of why killer has the mannerisms of a cat#and then dust would (hesitantly) agree to everything paps said (he was thinking it too) but when killer looks back at him#(he's been staring at killer for the past 10 minutes to see if what paps said was right) dust just says like. you remind me of a cat#OR BETTER YET he doesn't wanna admit that he thought of that so he just says paps says you remind him of a cat#insert horror version of this moment here. and killer quickly realizes that dust's just using papyrus as an excuse for why he says stuff#like that sometimes. horror just thinks dust's a weirdo freak (but unlike killer he takes the little observations to heart. loser)#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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batcavescolony · 3 months ago
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a MCU/Percy Jackson crossover with Bucky Barnes as a demigod. Ik your already thinking, he's a soldier so Ares obviously but he's actually a child of Aphrodite. Reasoning: before the war and when he's healed he is dressed very well. He wasn't really into war. he's never really fighting for the fight, he's fighting for someone or because he has to. He was forced to be a soldier in both instances (drafted/brainwashed). Mcu Bucky doesn't give off Ares kid vibes. So Aphrodite kid.
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jrueships · 4 months ago
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men can and will talk abt wnba players' looks first and make it sound like they're models and not athletes, but immediately scrutinize and deride women for being fans of men's sports bcs they think they're only in it for the handsome looks and don't value a person's skill outside that, and that's a valid reason for alienating and rejecting their opinion because that's a bad thing to do objectively
#everybodys always 'opinions dont matter' until its their own#' oh but mens sports is ACTUALLY entertaining'#men can play golf and a bunch of ppl will still watch that shit#just say the only form of entertainment u can associate women with is an adult entertainment club#'women arent funny' or is it u think women cant BE funny bcs they can only be the things that suit ur needs best and thats sex#they cant be comedians bcs a guy's already got there first bcs men have made it that way and so it will stay#and so u will say men have filled that need the best and the only need women need to fill involves rooms in the house#'well if it's not broken dont fix it' it's only not broken to u bcs ure the only one allowed in the giant mansion taking up 99% of the worl#and everyone else is forced to live in crumbled infrastructure with no where else to feasibly roam thanks to ur needless expansion demands#like if ure sexist just say that so we can kill u cus u clearly show no qualm to killing innocent women who have shown no evidence of#Ur same ill will#and definitely not to Ur power most certainly. as ur power is the whole cause of this and continues to be#sorry but like. so u admit. u admit that's not a good thing? and yet u continue to contribute? bcs it contributes to u?#ok! thanks for ur confession <3 (Death Approaches)#'female rappers nowadays only succeed off of success' omg it's like that's the only way they think they CAN#omg men say they cant support female rap bcs it's always abt sex omg it's almost like ure the ones who set that up in the first place!#say yall never happy or say yall just hate women having any sort of power or say without yalls loud & just plain wrong voices buttin in#uncalled for and unwanted and unasked. ALWAYS#anyways. i will now read a book#*SEX SONG SUCCESS*** bruh
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firstofficerkittycat · 21 days ago
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i love when the goy ally outrage at snw has nothing to do with bacon or anything and theyre just like SO APPARENTLY ETHANOL PECK IS NOT JEWISH IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE????? HE IS A JEWISH CODED CHARACTER AND IS SO IMPORTANT TO THE JEWISH COMMUNITYTOHAVEJEWISHACTORSPLAYJEWISJCHATRACDTHSIISBHVSGHUJ like yeah babes. zach quinto is also not jewish r u gonna call the cops. they are never gonna cast a jew to play spock ever again thats what u get when u ask for tos remakes just saying
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cryptcoop · 1 year ago
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Thoughts on Junker Queen? If you have any that is
Yeah I have some thoughts about Junker Queen. I THINK she should pop my head like a grape
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insufferablemod · 11 months ago
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is this your first read of homestuck or a reread?
imagine this was my first read,,, damn thatd be wild nah ive been here since 2013 lmao
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yanderespamton78 · 5 months ago
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in case its unclear, by keyboard i mean like computery keyboard
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transzilla · 9 months ago
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Actually misogyny can be fun sometimes my tgirl friends will be like ok will you be a fucking man and handle this and im like christ. fucking women
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fazgoo-connoiseur-1987 · 6 months ago
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very very rough first pass sketches of the MCI kid's parents
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jellophoid · 11 months ago
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his face in the back is so cuteee- I need to hold him
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nutzworth · 4 months ago
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i got into homestuck the summer of 2020. ive had few phases of interests due to my years-long obsession over first warrior cats(?), then undertale, then homestuck. but during the years of about 2018-2020 i was lost... between undertale and homestuck... wandering...
coincidentally smplive came up in 2019 and i LOVED IT!!!!!!! and well this guy from smplive slimecicle has a dnd podcast how awesome. i listen to the whole thing. just roll with it: fated. CONSUMED. easily my favorite thing for a few months. i LOVE br'aad and taxi and velrisa. i was saving fanart from the jrwi discord and saving it to a private discord server
then summer of 2020 i read homestuck and during that summer i wasnt SUPER into it. i was still smplive brained / jrwi brained. i was in it deep. then i finished homestuck and fell into it and for 4 years ive been head over heels with dirk strider and jake english and jade harley and such
now.... now the summer of 2024. i begin listening to just roll with it: riptide. i didnt think anything could beat my obsession about homestuck but... um. haha. im getting kind of CRAZY about just roll with it chat. its kind of SCARING me. i love them A LOT.
i just think thats funny... being into jrwi: fated and then leaving to go crazy about homestuck for 4 years. then eventually coming back to jrwi: riptide. maybe itll pass in a few months and ill have another 4 years of uninterrupted homestuck craze. who knowse... im excited to find out... i love just roll with it. thats the summary
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crabmaster64 · 5 months ago
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My marble hornets self insert who has no lore BUHUH ignore my ass hand writing please
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amaranthdahlia · 1 year ago
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"why do you use she her prounouns on aziraphale/crowley arent they both men" THEY PRECEDE GENDER . THEY ARE ABOVE GENDER . THEY ARE INCOMPREHENSIBLE, BEYOND OUR UNDERSTANDING OTHERWORDLY SUPERNATURAL ETHEREAL/OCCULT ELDRITCH HORROR BEINGS THAT WEARS HUMAN SKIN .
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