#curtwen but they are mermaids

[itsjusteds]

Did someone say curtwen mermaids? No? Just me? Well anyway, here’s my curtwen mermaid designs for mermay :D

[kairithemang0]

Thinking about the curtwen mermaid au that was going around a few months ago, UGHHH curtwen doing that stereotypical underwater kiss thing would fix me

tbh curtwen the little mermaid au would be really fun. Owen as the little mermaid and Curt as the prince, maybe the chimera boss could be the sea witch or something. Idk, I think it would be fun. MORE AUS!

RAPUNZEL AU THAT'D BE NEAT-

[smytherines]

I love that prior to SAF I was very fucking firmly against AUs, wouldn't even look at them, was so snobby about it. And now with curtwen it's like yes! Please put them in situations! Make them time travel. Make them pirates. Make them cowboys. They live in the 70s now. Replace the leads in your other favorite musicals with curtwen. Make them do ice-based sporting events. Make them mermaids and astronauts and fuckin... I dunno, superheroes? Has anyone done that yet?

This ship broke me I swear...

[robmanion]

a live reaction to shitty brodway

CURT

wow i forget what mary kate sounds like without a russian accent

9 people’s favorite thing i’m pretty sure there’s more than 9 people

the harmony damn

*joey not singing* wait are my headphones okay

his fAcE

everyone singing but joey oof

JAMIE

THIS IS A SHITTY SHOW i die

they don’t! know! the words!

the tongue thing oh my god

jamie looking hella stoned

tHis iS wHerE yOu wAnnA bEeEEeeE

hi i’m mary kate wiles- Uuuuuhhh im cUrt mEga???

YES appreciate the pianist

just. walking out in gym clothes

my name’s rus

thats a giant ass sweater

god go off and belt it queens

joseph rich-ter

he asked you to please (and i can’t dress this enough) shut. up.

joey said to take this seriously yeah so this is totally going to be a joke

oh fuck i’m getting owen vibes oh no

that moment you realize shitty brodway is just adult school talent shows

Jekyll and Hyde he’s singing Jekyll and Hyde oh my god

...dO yOu rEallY tHink- oh my god!!

the pianist just looking at him the whole time, she’s so confused, honey i’m so sorry

the hands on his hips oh my lord

hyde’s voice reminds me of danny devito

OMG JOEY DEVITO IS CANON

“my notecards got wet” a whole mood

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS YES

the- the fucking teddy bear i can’t

the pianist looks super into this

teddy bear? horny

the voices oh my lord everyone is so good

i deserve to die lol

CURT

I love his accent

okay!

they’re married awwwww

they’re in love im in love

the pianist talks and i love her

aw shit are they gon sing the little mermaid?

yEs iT iS

this so really is too long

OH COME ON!!

the awkward kiss aww

omg they wipe their mouths

“last minute changes you know, it’s shitty”

be a table you fools

“they call me nothing” patrick from pobaw that you

he plays a woman??

he died oof

the smoothie gosh

i wanna see the bathroom musical on broadway

JAMIE HI

her- her hacking voice, a glow up truely

does she fuck her bathroom

ew the q tip

please tell me this is a real thing

the face cream

she takes off her robe of course she does

that’s- that’s a whole ass wig

100000/10 right there

iconic

clean the floors do it

the pianist!!

god go girl

hah mood whiskey

jazz hands!

you’re doing your goddamn best

go off queen

i love her

Q and A fuck yeah

ooo it’s backwards

aww poor buddy

let! him! hang! out!

what’s his name please

ooo romeo and juliet

oh shut they didn’t read the ending fuck

JOEY!

curt and owen vibes right here

but backwards- @robbiemanion

oh no only seven minutes left

oh shit it’s agony

and so this is when i completely died, my lizard brain just took over.

so here’s the transcription:

FUCK

SHIT SHIT

it really is curtwen vibes

oh my god

imma cry

i’m wheezing ( @robbiemanion was with me and can confirm i was dying)

i’m loosing my mind

they’re slowly moving closer fucking curtwen

i’m not okay

and now the rest of the reaction as scheduled:

no finale number oof

poor rus

i can’t

i ducking can’t

fucking baby hands

she’s going to kill me

the harmony

corey yes

jaime and her mop

i’m not okay

shawm is the master of flag - @robbiemanion

i’m not okay

staring into the logo is the saddest shit ever

[itsjusteds]

Ok so hear me out. It's mermay, and I'm still not over Spies are Forever soooo curtwen mermaids? Normally I would draw my character Avalon for mermay but I wanna draw curtwen mermaids :D

[kairithemang0]

Alr chat am I cooking?

So the original reason the little mermaid was written is because Hans Christian Andersen attempted to pursue a relationship with a man, and was rejected and they both knew it could truly never work because of the time they lived in. So. what if this was Curtwen? And if I added random shit to it

Curt and Owen have been spies together for years, however their relationship never truly went past sex. They never became the duo we know, they stayed as more of a friends with benefits type of thing.

They survive for years, however on seperate missions they end up gravely injured and decide they should leave the field, knowing their lives as spies would never be the same due to their health declining rapidly and Owen being paralyzed from the waist down.

They drift apart, letters become less frequent, until 1976. Owen sends Curt a letter confessing how much he truly loved him, how much he misses him and wishes they could be together. He asks Curt to come visit him, Owen knows he isn't going to live much longer. His health is declining, he misses his job. He misses Curt especially.

Curt sends him a letter back. Not one of acceptance of Owen's feeling, but an apology. He worries he's misled Owen. He's got a wife now, a baby on the way. He claims to be happy, Owen believes he is. Curt isn't as happy as he wants to be, in truth he isn't. He's gay and refuses to admit it to himself. What he had with Owen was a once in a lifetime thing

He does tell Owen he'll visit in the coming months, once his wife (possibly Barb) is on her feet again, he'd go the England to visit him before he passes.

He's too late, Owen passes a few weeks after receiving the letter. When searching through his house the police find hundreds of unsent letters to Curt, dating from when they first met all the way up to days before Owen's passing, all love letters. They found ones he had received too. They're sent to Curt, who's heartbroken by Owen's death. He never tells anyone about his relationship with Owen, only realizing the extent of his love for Owen after he's gone

[kairithemang0]

me and my sister are watching the little mermaid (one of my favorite movies ever btw) and I swear to god curtwen little mermaid au guys like one Eric sorta looks like Curt and two god I swear IT WOULD BE CUTE. IT WOULD BE I SWEAR

need a kiss the girl curtwen animatic. Desperately. Put them on a boat in a lake

[itsjusteds]

JKKWKFKELMFKKFDW I FEEL GENUINELY HONORED THIS IS SO COOL AUGH

Okay everyone Ricky says Mermaids are Forever, so we're going with Mermaids are Forever

Did someone say curtwen mermaids? No? Just me? Well anyway, here’s my curtwen mermaid designs for mermay :D

[ricky-mortis]

Designs too fun not to doodle myself :)

Did someone say curtwen mermaids? No? Just me? Well anyway, here’s my curtwen mermaid designs for mermay :D

[itsjusteds]

YES!!! I would LOVE to see that just please tag me in it :D

Did someone say curtwen mermaids? No? Just me? Well anyway, here’s my curtwen mermaid designs for mermay :D

[smytherines]

YES CURTWEN MERMAIDS THANK YOU, GOD IS REAL

seriously I've had such a bad fucking night and this put the goofiest grin on my face, thank you

Did someone say curtwen mermaids? No? Just me? Well anyway, here’s my curtwen mermaid designs for mermay :D

[kairithemang0]

I’m so not an au person but here I am collecting SAF aus like they’re candy and I absolutely adore it. I want to shove them into all these stupid situations and it’s great.

I said to myself when I first starting thinking about the pirate au this would be my only au for them, meanwhile since then we’ve shoved them into a modern setting where Owen cyber bullied Curt, I’ve gotten into both the cowboy au and spy town, and I’m also VERY VERY interested in curtwen mermaids because oh well look at that 2 of my favorite things shoved together.

Curtwen my beloved, you stupid gay people I want to put one of them on a wheel of fire and have the other try to save them because idk I like torturing them 💀

I love that prior to SAF I was very fucking firmly against AUs, wouldn't even look at them, was so snobby about it. And now with curtwen it's like yes! Please put them in situations! Make them time travel. Make them pirates. Make them cowboys. They live in the 70s now. Replace the leads in your other favorite musicals with curtwen. Make them do ice-based sporting events. Make them mermaids and astronauts and fuckin... I dunno, superheroes? Has anyone done that yet?

This ship broke me I swear...

[smytherines]

oh my god please please please please please please, I would like to see the curtwen mermaids please and thank you

Ok so hear me out. It's mermay, and I'm still not over Spies are Forever soooo curtwen mermaids? Normally I would draw my character Avalon for mermay but I wanna draw curtwen mermaids :D