#cursed human

[articphrog]

About me:

Name: Phrog

Gender: he/they (just no female pronouns please call me whatever u want) I am the trans

Sexuality/ attractions: Queer Alterous, Demisexual still figuring things out, this is all I got: note I am afraid of female presenting people.

Mental stuff: I have the autism, cyclothymia, I have trouble reading sometimes(offical) and maybe adha/add these are not the dignosis

My moods can be very fluctuated and can easily effected my anxietys in life/ urges for safety.

I have a lot of issues lmao

Sideblogs: @phrooogiearts

Special intreats: way to many Ill note some of the big ones maybe I will make a master list:

Horrors:

Magnus archives

Malevolent

Camp here and there

Rpg horror

Analog horror

Missing persons cases

Args

Some obsure youtubers

Yaoi/gay cannibals I cannot explain

Gay shit:

Dudgeon Meshi (I read all the manga

Madoka Magica

Genshin

Indie comics, I dont know how many but most of the gay ones

Danmai: tgaf, ssvss, Stars of Chaos, 2ha

Cursed ships

Strange aeons fan/ but also muppet joker fan (you know where this is going)

Musicals (my fav is The great comet of 1812)

I like furries

Thats all I can remember lmao

Occupation: Illustratior, being a menace, I also sew, and crochet oocasionally.

Tumblr timeline: I started very late, did not own tumblr back in the day so my media literacy is kinda bad. Like how do you add links and stuff anyways

Current projects: I am trying to make a comic with my cool ocs. But I have trouble with writing and stuff. Trying to get better at writing in general

+muppet joker fanart for fun (will do my best to keep myself modivated)

-phrog

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[nanami1chu]

Someone please write about Cursed Cat Alastor!!

He’s so ugly but funny looking at the same time it’s cute! I want him lmao ❤️

[bunnieswithsunglasses]

When Lucifer is hanging out at his palace and can't get a moment's peace...

[vm-haunts]

King of Curses

So Danny finally got on JLD's radar, but not because of summoning, or ghost attacks, or anything like that.

No, he got noticed by pure accident, walking on the streets.

Why? Well it might have something to do with the baker's dozen of Ancients level curses wafting off of him.

Seriously this guy should not be remotely alive and kicking, what the fuck? Nocturne's mark alone would have sent him into unwaking slumber why is he up and around buying groceries???

...

In other words, Danny traded a bunch of claims with his ghostly friends and foes, intentionally or otherwise. Some of those are good natured, some not quite. But at the worse those just cause minor inconveniences. To him, that is.

Our beloved ghost boy might have failed to realize the ghosts are actually eldritch gods to the rest of the world... And he is half of one too.

[cammy-mcspammy]

My interpretation on how human bill came to be, ig? (ALSO SORRY, I MEANT DD&MD.. or idk how to abbreviate it)

[vanillayoteart]

Coyote HRT: Month 5.5B

Coyote HRT: Week 23 I knew going into this that dogs could hear more.  I knew going into this that things would hurt.  I did not foresee myself dealing with muzzle pain and misophonia at the SAME TIME. Major thanks to AyvieArt and Lakehounds for the inspiration Start - Prev - Next 

[nothernghostbat]

Ship chart of Barley and his husband, Draxum

this is all canon, my dm said so

[zuzu-draws]

Modern! Sukuna, except he's in his original Heian Human form :> He wants to fight Gojo but Tengen forbids it for some bullshit sorcery reason, hence they can co-exist in the same reality now >:D

[ghosted-jazz]

Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship

[474lyse]

Some thoughts about Alastor's mom that me and my friends were brain rotting these days. Also some human kid Alastor too, I can't decide between wavy Alastor or curly Alastor, I think he looks cute with both ;w;

[kimiko-fanart]

Hmmm Interesting

[acatpiestuff]

More dunmeshi scraps

[frownyalfred]

“oh I’m 100% human” says the Batkid who’s been inoculated against 76 different kinds of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, has built up immunity to almost anything Poison Ivy has created, routinely goes diving into the Gotham harbor on patrol, has been blessed/cursed by a variety of deities (depending on the kid), frequently picks up random/temporary powers from various missions, and operates at beyond peak human capabilities in combat, athleticism, and intelligence.

[bunjywunjy]

are humans the only mammals that can eat chocolat? what about reptiles (birds included)?

in general, mammals are the only vertebrate family that has even a few members that can safely process the toxin theobromine and eat chocolate!

these species are basically just humans and a large chunk of the rodent family tree and its relatives (one of these things is not like the others). nothing else can have chocolate though, not fish or birds or turtles or lizards. just these specific mammals.

and here they are together! awwww.

birds are even extra-susceptible to the toxin, meaning that even a very small amount will kill them stone dead!

theobromine is absolutely not messing around. it's a very potent explode-your-heart chemical and it evolved to PREVENT vertebrates from eating cacao seeds, because those are the cacao tree's children and plants show parental love through chemical warfare.

humans don't care, though. humans will eat your children.

so, yeah. this is just another case of humans specifically being very weird.

and that's wonderful.

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Rip Bill Cipher, you would have loved Chapelle Roan.