#cursed embarrasses hirself

[aislesalmon]

Balkantalia in internet fights

“Nice argument. Unfortunately,”

[types up actual counter argument]: 🇭🇷

[types up incoherent rant full of emojis and profanity]: 🇦🇱

“I disagree.” : 🇸🇮

“you’re wrong+ratio” : 🇧🇦

“I fucked your mom last night” : 🇷🇸

“kys” : 🇧🇬

“I am inside your walls” : 🇷🇴

“your mom” : 🇬🇷

[doxxes you]: 🇲🇰

[blocked]: 🇲🇪

[unblocks you, makes another point and blocks you again]: 🇽🇰

[all of the above, in that order]: 🇹🇷

[gundoggycrabwhackas-blog]

"We live in an age where immortalizing moments that take our breath away is more important than actually experiencing them." Or something else that makes no fucking sense. I already had to delete about half of these for reasons I'll leave unsaid. So without further ado, first off some exhibits from our glorious art gallery.

source: weheartit

rosie's dreams are perfect

(mine are still the best though)

i mean come on

i don't even read/watch snk this is bullshit

if she's rosie bowie... what does that make rainy

"perhaps it is better that I don't state what she truly meant, as some things are better left in the great unknown" - lemony snicket i think

dammit

her dad found the chat in case you were wondering

u sit on a throne of lies

she's beauty and she's grace she's miss elophant

[my heart will go on plays in distance]

now geet's heart on the other hand

"mom... dad... I'm salmon" "what" "what" "what"

i'm so disappointed

who was that greek dude who married his mother again

oh it was oedipus

its like google is one of us

...?

im such a gazeeaboo

:(

2 kinds of people man

my student is ready for the ultimate assessment of her skills

new edgy

no

drink my ass

how i'll let bracky finish this one up for me so maybe she won't outdo me with a better masterpost immediately after this again

eren has spoken

[aislesalmon]

Taking shot-in-the-dark guesses of the ADC crew’s real life situations, and leaving them here so I can compare them to what’s eventually revealed in the show.

Pomni - wage slave to a miserable office job run by people who treat her like shit

Jax - dickhead with no friends OR secretly sweet but acts like a dickhead to push others away so he doesn’t get attached and then lose them (again)

Ragatha - housewife trapped in a loveless (possibly abusive) marriage

Zooble - angsty teenager? starving artist? really not sure tbh

Kinger - marriage problems, possibly from the loss of a child, entered the Circus with his wife who became corrupted

Gangle - absolutely no idea but it’s probably gonna be super traumatic to make us feel bad for laughing at her instability

Caine - abandonment issues stemming from the program’s creator losing interest and leaving him, so he drags humans into the realm both to keep him company and to fulfill the purpose he was made for in the vain hopes it’ll bring his creator back (it won’t)

[aislesalmon]

i WILL watch the new movie in theaters and give myself a horrific migraine. i will do it.

[aislesalmon]

pros of circling back to the aph fandom: so much new balkantalia content

cons of circling back to the aph fandom: I am subjected to esc content for the first time in years

[aislesalmon]

in celebration of the approaching (in a few months, anyway) 3 year anniversary of Crimson Resolve, i redid my blog for the first time in the near-decade of using tungle. 3 years being sad over these murderous kids, let’s go.

[aislesalmon]

VERY UNPOPULAR OPINION AHEAD but anime Alina is actually way more nuanced than game Alina. game Alina only cares about art. that’s it. that’s her motivation for becoming a Magical Girl, her motivation for becoming a Magius, and her motivation for becoming Holy Alina and trying to end the world. she doesnt care about liberation, she doesn’t care about Karin*, she doesn’t care about people’s expectations**, she just cares about making art. anything else is just attributed to her by fans. anime Alina expresses anger at Incubators taking advantage of Magical Girls and humans for (unknowingly) allowing Magical a girls to suffer for them. that’s way more depth than game Alina ever shows, lmao.

not that there’s anything wrong with game Alina’s characterization (aside from her abuse of Karin and her harassment of Mifuyu being treated as humorous and never called out) - i think it’s pretty realistic. some artists are just Like That.

*the only time she’s not insulting and avoiding Karin is that time in Karin’s MSS where she’s like “here’s a reward for being less annoying than usual” and then IMMEDIATELY goes back to insulting her. that’s the closest they come to a positive interaction, ever. people assume Alina is a tsun who secretly cares for Karin, but she’s never actually shown to in canon.

**I don’t get why people assume this? she never shows any indication of caring what people think of her. never. she expresses frustration when her fame gets in the way of making art. that’s it. she doesn’t try to commit suicide after reading the critic’s message because she’s sad someone doesn’t like her work or fears the prospect of not being famous forever - she tries to commit suicide because she thinks it’ll be her masterpiece. the critic brought up some points (about her work lacking a theme, her work being addicting to people, and her possibly losing her edge with age like many other artists) she initially thought were valid, which made her want to make her masterpiece (and die) early rather than lose her artistic vision as life went on. the decision, like every decision Alina makes, is shown to be framed in terms of what Alina wants. the opinions of others are not factors in her thought process.

[aislesalmon]

DAMMIT I wanted to do a Magia Record Event-type story about ascended!Madoka+Homura taking a vacation from godhood and going to the beach. It would’ve been based on a canon-divergent hypothetical Rebellion sequel so it wouldn’t exactly be Godoka and Homucifer, but still. Of all the ideas for canon to beat me to the punch on, I was not expecting “Goddess beach day”.

[aislesalmon]

WOW what a trainwreck. the Night on the Galactic Railroad ref was great tho, as was Ui telling Iroha to keep searching for her. tbh I’ve been rewriting the anime for months now, I’ll just add these few episodes to the list :’)

[aislesalmon]

last season is out and I work all day

[aislesalmon]

I love Promised Blood. I hyperfixate on them like nothing else. I have so many AUs, hypothetical seasonal events+units, and OCs for Promised Blood/the Blood Tragedy/Futatsugi City’s Magical Girls. I just counted and I have 58 OCs (most of which die in the Blood Tragedy), and I’ve put more thought and effort into them than I have any other group of OCs I’ve ever made. I have a jotlist for a fan-musical based on the Count of Monte Cristo that takes place in a timeline where the Blood Tragedy never happened. I legitimately think I may have put more thought into Futatsugi’s Magical Girls than anyone else in the world. Help me.

[aislesalmon]

god twitter is annoying and this site is less functional than ever. anyway I’m a fu..rr..y now

[aislesalmon]

got my dupe group calendar aaaaaaa

[aislesalmon]

rewatching Crimson Resolve and wow a significant plot point really revolves around Ranka sliding into Ao’s dms

[aislesalmon]

Finding Nemu

[aislesalmon]

Calling it now: Sarah Mirabilis (potentially ft. Mitama) is gonna go back in time and become the original Witch that starts gathering other Witches to become Walpurgisnacht