#curriculars discussing the state of the dashboard

[murillo-enthusiast]

Hmmph.

All of you must be amateur bakers if all of your pancakes are exploding like that. A master would never fall victim to such folly.

[murillo-enthusiast]

This is becoming untenable.

Instead of replying individually to all the recent additions to this farce that I have become aware of, I shall document them here.

@trauma-and-truffles - look

@le-fils - he

@le-bayard-polonaise - hearts

@le-dieu-mars - up

@chicksncash - eat

@le-brave-des-braves - ravioli

My... thanks for informing me of the new additions.

Riddle observations: Red: Austrians, ass/Murat, go, hot, cracker, wife, yay, oysters, :), brainrot, cutting, eat, tub, shin,disgusting, burning paper... Green: I, ravioli, would(3/2?), eat, 32, admire, afar, hearts, everyone, look, when(?)/he, ever, up, in

[murillo-enthusiast]

Don’t any of you have anything better to be doing?

[murillo-enthusiast]

Mademoiselle Hour, do you have the time to “boop” people like this?

Petiet: Your Excellency, the cat isn’t… letting go of your aguilettes!

Try. Harder.

[murillo-enthusiast]

Citoyen @twice-told-tales, bearing my visage as your icon, do you not have anything better to do either?

Brun: We have convinced the cat to let go of your aguilettes, mon Maréchal.

Saint-Chamans: He is taunting us!

Lameth: Don’t challenge the cat to a duel! I am afraid he just might win~

[murillo-enthusiast]

Hmmph. I see shenanigans are afoot.

Saint-Chamans: Does this have anything to do with the cat eating your aguilettes??

I believe that is an unrelated incide-

… Why are you just standing there? Get that beast off my uniform!