#cupboardlatches

[nymphadorathetemplar]

Greetings beings of tumblr

i hope y'all're in good health or at least on the road to recovery

please remember your medicine and to periodically hydrate with some water

if one might be new to tumblr i would like to share one of my favourite jokes

bubblegum cucumberpatch

sometimes also known as

benadryl cupboardlatch

and many more fun names

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[pursuingsunshine]

what's succession? i thought kendall roy was a nickname(derogatory) for ben solo

[prosopopeya]

supposedly they’re putting america chavez in the doctor strange movie and honestly i feel attacked

[fireladybuckley]

@shipping-only-reason Sent me in messages:

Sherlock, Kahn or Dr strange?

Fuck: 

Marry:

Kill:

Ask me some FMK’s!

[pikachusenergysource-999]

Right so we've all seen this photo it's brilliant and so is the scene from Sherlock during the shooting of which this photo was taken cos every scene from Sherlock is amazing

They are amazing scenes, heartbreaking and soul shattering, yes, but amazing

Anyhow, it has previously been mentioned on Tumblr that Buckingham Crimpysnitch (absolute legend) seems to be doing the Nerdfighter sign and that was followed by Hank @edwardspoonhands and John @fishingboatprocceeds Green finding that post and freaking out cos who wouldn't and also because everyone on Tumblr is obligated by Tumblr Law to freak and lose it whenever introduced to anything which might be in any way, directly or indirectly correlated to Bindercat Cucumberpatch. Obviously, that is perfectly reasonable, I completely support it and to be honest, I think that anyone who has any issue with that or chooses to disregard that concept should be denied access to Tumblr. Same should for anyone who doesn't love the Green brothers. Don't love Bandicoot Chowderpants and/or Hank and John Green? Hah well there goes your Tumblr matey off you pop now and don't ever even think about coming back, ok sweetie?

ANYWAY

Now however great the previous exchange in regards to that photo might have been, I have different question

WHAT ABOUT MARTIN FREEMAN??

come on let's not cast aside or underestimate John just cos sat next to him is Sherlock himself

Because after you look at Benadryl Cupboardlatch's hands you must look over to Martin's-

What-

I-

What on god's toast is he doing????

Y'know how ducks have webbed feet well I look at that and I basically see Martin Freeman with webbed hands and three fingers

Don't deny it. You see it too. Now that I've put it in your head, it's staying there.

It's utterly hilarious and I love it

Also every facial expression in that photo is golden

I love that photo, I love Hank and John Green, I love Martin Freeman, I love Tumblr, I love Benedict Cumberbatch, I love Sherlock, I love all Nerdfighters and adore whoever took that photo - thank you, you have done a huge service to all of us.

[wieczorzfilmem-blog]

Happy birthday, Backitup Cupboardlatch! ❤️ (19.07.1977)

[persorene]

Not even alone, but god Bendydick Cupboardlatch is a weird looking guy.

I’m going to die alone and miserable but at least I’ll find peace knowing that I never thirsted over benedict cumberbatch

[msclaritea]

“Benadryl Cupboardlatch is a horrible talentless hack lmao. You have awful taste lol”  

Oh great. now Childish anons want to drop their misspelling into my box, because they are butthurt on me calling them childish, which they are. Or is this because I said Jim Carrey sucks...which he does.

[randomthingsandthoughts]

Mine is Blubberbutt Cupboardlatch xD What's yours?

[kirythestitchwitch]

I hate bandersnatch cabbagehead, but that one goes without saying, and I hate dude from ME1 who was super alien racist, even though he learnt his lesson (I guess?) I still hated him. I also don't hate her but I don't get the amount of love Jasper gets. She's a good villain and I'd be happy to see her get a redemption arc prob but I'd rather, like, Bismuth, for example. (tho that's complicated cause idk if she needs redemption per se, I think she just needs peace?) anyway that got rambley sorry

Brontesaurus Cupboardlatch is fucking terrible. Ugh. 🗡🗡🗡Okay im like "Who survived ME1 to learn a lesson that was a dude that was racist?" I have no idea. I may have just been paying too much attention to Liara? Like that happens. A lot. 😍Jasper is terrible. Comics and shit where i see her and Steven interacting like uwu make me so uncomfy. like remember the time she beat him up? gosh hope he doesnt have trauma from that! oh wait it's Steven he has trauma from everything he just hides it! 😓I do hope Bismuth gets some peace too. like her episode was some fucked up shit. poor Steven. "I am not my Mom" round 62728838338....

[prosopopeya]

I’m finally watching Doctor Strange finally just out of curiosity and it’s already insufferable. Someone stop letting Cupboardlatches play obnoxious genius assholes.

Also I can’t feel sorry for a guy who is now experiencing the repercussions of him speeding, talking on the phone, looking at brain scans, while driving in the rain. Like yeah ofc you had an accident you dick. Your hands being effed up isn’t the surgeon’s fault.

Taking bets on whether or not he’ll ever realize that.

[spogie]

Ohoho you’re in for a ride

Bendydick Crackersack

Birdbox Bandersnatch

Benylin Coughsyrup

Bumblebee cucumber

Buffalosauce Congodrum

Bumblebee crampersnatch

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch

Banister Crumblebench

Buttercup cumbersnatch

Snickerdoodle cabbagepatch

Boilerdang crimpysnitch

Bendynoodle crumpersnuch

Bonkyhort cutiebunch

Bodysnatch cumberbund

Buffalo custardbath

Bundleup catchyourdeath

Britishguy sillyname

Blunderbus cuddlestack

Booperdoor cumberbund

Rinkydink cupboardlatch

Blenderdick cuppyduck

Pumpernickle scrabbleboard

Bootyhoe Cockerbitch

Batman cobblepot

Beedrill confusedpot

Babadook Canterbury

Okay I copied that from my notes list and I didn’t think that would work... my fav is Bootyhoe Cockerbitch tbh

I’m watching Doctor Strange and my dad keeps walking through and every time he passes by he says a different version of Benedict’s name

so far we’ve got Bendaryl Cucumberpatch and Bumblebee Cuddlefish