#cult of the lamb x a hat in time

[meshinil]

Cult of the Lamb X A hat in time

Hat kid and snatcher! I thought snatcher fit the vibes of Cotl soooooo yeah

Part 1

[sparkyz-plug-writes]

Alright! I opened asks to get more motivation to write again! So Requests are open!!

[shower-racoon]

Suggestions for the second Funky Little Guy Contest are now closed! thank you all for suggesting your characters, I would've taken all year to gather characters on my own!

characters who will be in the contest:

Morpho Knight (Kirby)

Dark Matter Blade (Kirby)

Marx (Kirby)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic)

The Lamb (Cult of the Lamb)

The Knight (Hollow Knight)

Hat Kid (A Hat in Time)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

The Collector (The Owl House)

Naruto (Naruto)

Nanika (Hunter X Hunter)

Rango (Rango)

Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

Neo (RWBY)

Aura Bella Fiora (Overlord)

Bella the cat, courtesy of @crowcorvo (real life, exception to the "must wear at least one article of clothing" rule)

Puss in Boots (Shrek)

Danny Devito (real life, exception to the "must have killed/had murderous intent before" rule(to my knowledge))

Hop Pop (Amphibia)

Mega Man/Rock Man (Mega Man/Rock Man)

Golden Baby Yoshi (Mario)

Toon Link (Legend of Zelda)

Emdroid (Nightmare Time)

project bunny (honkai impact 3rd)

The Impostor (Among Us)

Impmon (Digimon)

Anna (Fire Emblem Engage)

Cunoesse (Disco Elysium)

Wayward Vagabond (Homestuck)

Koopa Troopa (Mario Kart)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

I'll need some time to organize the roster (I feel like it's pretty unbalanced as it is now), but barring any unforseen circumstances, I should be ready to start round 1 on February 13th!

[beecha]

w.i.p list

FANART:

Undertale anniversary, Undertale Yellow, In Stars And Time, Murder Drones, The Amazing Digital Circus art, Monster Prom art, Cryptid Crush art, Chikn Nuggit art, Class Of 09 art, Popee the Performer art, A Hat In Time art, Vocaloid art, SynthV art (use Yi Xi and the rest's designs), Bille Bust Up art, Puzzle And Sling art, PostTraumatic Manifesto art, Scratchin' Melodii art, OMORI art, Yume Nikki/Yume 2kki art, Walten Files art, Indigo Park art, Dandy's World art, Needy Streamer Overload art, YunYun Syndrome art, Incolatus, Cult Of Lamb art, Pink B Club art, Pain Girl art, Amanda The Adventurer, Punch Punch Forever art, The Pantheon art, Mouthwashing art, The Dummys Dummy art, Splatoon art, TOH art, Bon's Bakery art, Sunny Day Jack art, Broken Colors art, Yan Sim art, Danger and Eggs art, Finding Frankie art, I Dont Want To Be A Magical Girl, matsuro, YunYun syndrome

RANDOM:

Kikuo Bday, Bug from GlitchX, Mesmerizer, Breedoesart, Kwite, The Krew, Duchess Celestia, Crumb/Cuptoast, Ranboo, Shoto, Menhera-Chan & Menhera-Chan, Ronja the Robber, ENA & Moony, Alcina Dimitrescu, Blanche (140), Viet Miku, Mettaton shitpost, Dust Sans smoking zaza, Christmas sweater for sonas, Marikyuun, Lavendertowne, Drawing With Derma, slime boy, evil/hyper artstyles, Popfizzles, gore/it beetle man, tikhondownichi's oc, hello kitty backrooms man, all mascots from Backrooms contest, kneeling tutorial/pose ref, Scarlet Overkill, design Y/N, Ghost And Pals fanart, Amane Momose

FOR ME:

Toyhouse PFPs, ref sheets, outfit sheets, height charts, moodboards, phone designs, backgrounds, PANTZ art, minecraft skins, wikipedia article lists, picrews, cakes/sliders, vent art, red strings Kamon x Quyen, muslim oc for O.C, animations using bases, intro animation for O.C, christmas and fall adopts, halloween adopts for next year, valentines adopts, food adopts, bla bla blah, pastel adopts, animate everyone like Pelo, kin pfps rentry, femtanyl aert

[jullinh4x]

Meet me!

A little about me (This post will be pinned to the profile!)

Name: Júlia (But you can call me Juh)

Favorite Games

Sonic The Hedgehog, Mega Man, Roblox, Minecraft, DDLC, Skullgirls, Gacha Club (and the others) Sakura School Simulator, Friday Night Funkin', Super Mombo Guest, A Hat In Time, Billie Bust Up, FNAF, Cult Of The Lamb, Cuphead, BATIM, Yandere Simulator, Shoujo City (mainly 3D) Zoochosis, Sprunki, Mouthwashing

Favorite Shows

Murder Drones, Mega Man Fully Charged, Sonic Boom, Sonic Prime, Aggretsuko, The Amazing Digital Circus, Robot Trains, The Cuphead Show, Fundamental Paper Education, Extraordinary Attorney Woo, Pucca

Favorite Animes

Kimetsu no Yaiba/Demon Slayer, The Promised Neverland, Junji Ito (Collection and Maniac) The Powerpuff Girls Z, HunterXHunter, Sailor Moon, Sonic X, Neon Genisis Evangelion, Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Favorite Movies

Spider Man (Tobey, Andrew and Tom) Frozen (all) Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken, Inside Out, Coraline, Mune The Guardian of The Moon

Favorite Songs

(I have a lot but I'll say the ones I most like)

Desire (Do As Infinity)

Kesenai Tsumi (Nana Kitade)

Starlight (BABYMETAL)

My AUs/Creepypastas

The Cursed Robot 🤖🔪 (most hyped)

Phantom Mask 🎭🖤

The Computer Girl 👩🏿🖥️

Social media

BandLab: jullinh4x_

Cara: juhx

Bluesky: jullinh4x

Discord: julli4x#2643

Instagram: julli4x_jullinh4x

Instagram: cursed.aki.light

Reddit: u/CursedMegaMan

Roblox: Itz_Juli4x

Tiktok: itz_julia100

Tumblr: @jullinh4x

Tumblr: @tcrincorrectquotes

Tumblr: @silly-teachers-ask

Threads: Same name as Instagram

X: Juh_Julli4x

That was it, I hope you like me (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[moran-with-a-g]

[image id: a twitter screenshot of a post by Kumi (@/Kumistarr). The post reads "DNI list" with a pondering emoji and a screenshot of a long list of franchises.

A reply from the user sonata: randomly zoom in on one and that's the universe you'll be reborn in when you die.

The list of franchises in the screenshot is as follows:

FNAF, Dandy's World, Sprunki, Warrior Cats, Wings of Fire, voltron, Kipo: the age of wonderbeasts, My Little Pony, My Hero Academia, Sanrio, Demon Slayer, Bendy and the Ink Machine, poppy playtime, Yandere simulator, Mouthwashing, Minecraft, Hollow Knight, A Hat in Time, Detroit: Become Human, Borderlands, the promised netherlands, bleach, oyasumi punpun, rick and morty, dont hug me im scared, love is war, asobi asobase, Bee and Puppycat, Sekai Project, Vocaloid, Bones, Dress to Impress, Kirby, Heathers, Miraculous Ladybug, Danganronpa, Object Show Community, Total Drama Island, Disventure Camp, Brawl Stars, DSMP, cartoon cat, strawberry shortcake, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Touhou Project, Serial Experiments Lain, Super Mario, Pokemon, Regretevator, Webfishing, madoka magica, Arcane, Jujitsu Kaisen, Stardew valley, murder drones, Dandadan, Death Note, how fish is made, marvel, DC superhero's, hunter x hunter, Attack on titan, amphibia, owl house, star vs the forces of evil, gravity falls, sailor moon, South Park fans, country ball, omori, Hamilton, k-pop stans, wolf 359, Azumanga daioh, Nichijou, cookie run kingdom, bungou stray dogs, sonic, bluey, Hazbin hotel, helluva boss, Alien stage, Haikyuu, undertale, deltarune, sims 4, rainworld, Celeste, turning red, genshin impact, honkai starrail, zenless zone zero, mr beast, baba is you, Amazing digital circus, v-tuber, roblox, Naruto, spy family, smiling friends, plants vs zombies, Persona 5, Identity V, Lion King, One piece, Home Stuck, furries, villainous, parappa, ace attorney, doki doki literature club, needy streamer overload, creepypasta, song of saya, romantic killer, ranma, chainsaw man, higurashi when the cry, elden ring, red dead redemption, yakuza, Harry Potter, Hungergames, twilight, game of thrones, sherklock Holmes, bambi, yuri on ice, Doctor who, invader zim, Star Wars, SpongeBob, Steven universe, amazing world of gumball, adventure time, mega man, portal, avatar: the last airbender, other avatar with the blue guys, over the garden wall, jojo's bizzare adventure, spooky's jumpscare mansion, super smash bros, The Last of Us, Life is Strange, little witch academia, valorant, overwatch, wonder egg, Ergo proxy, perfect blue, Haibane Renmei, cowboy bebop, land of the lustrous, league of legends, goat simulator, dragon ball, night in the woods, little nightmares, terraria, disco elysium, binding of issac, cuphead, baldi's basic, shovel knight, dont starve, cult of the lamb, fear and hunger, lackadaisy, fundamental paper education, dogman, many Disney princess movie, you and me and her, class of 09, ghost stories, SMG fans, tom and jerry, Garfield, simpsons, family guy, GTA, yume nikki, in stars and time, garten of banban, Skibidi toilet, kintopet, Amanda the adventurer, balatro, fortnite, call of duty, just shapes and beats, block blast, fall guys, among us, half life, the dance of fire and ice, ENA, Until Dawn, candy crush, resident evil, The Quarry, Bocchi the rock, walking dead, phasmaphobia, animal crossing, silent hill, world of horror, cooking mama, geometry dash, incredibox, crossy road, Tetris and Puyo puyo tetris, bob's burgers, subway surfers, spider man, disenchantment, futurama, dead end: paranormal park, big mouth, paw patrol, inside job, ghibli studio, beyblade, how to train your dragon, slay the princess, minions, outlast trials, Taylor swift, cookie run ovenbreak or actually any game from them, fever, spider man, yu gi oh, black clover, from me to you, miss kobayashi dragon maid, Saiki K, school babysitters, Ouran host club, sound of the sky, Welcome to the NHK, Cardcaptor Sakura, wicked, Barbie, mean girls, legally blonde

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why is legally blonde here

[fyrofv]

Favorite Media of 2024

Another year, another list of my favorite experiences to look back on my time a bit. Already did a version of this on Bluesky, and I'll continue it here too.

My basic rules are as follows -Don’t care what year it came out, I just have to complete it for it to count -Replayed stuff can count, but only if it’s been so long I barely remember my time with it or I just never beat it. -For the top 15 specifically, want to try and keep it to 1 per series unless I got a good reason to break this rule.

Starting with Honorable Mentions, I had a lot of potential entries or stuff at least worth mentioning because I just ended up playing a lot this year. They are as follows:

-Neon White -Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice -Cave Story -Astoria by Mariana’s Trench -Cult of the Lamb -Pokemon Movie 3: Entei - Spell of the Unown -Pokemon Movie 7: Destiny Deoxys -Pokemon Movie 11: Giratina and the Sky Warrior -Final Fantasy 7 -FF7 Remake -FF7R: Intermission -Marvel Rivals -Peglin -A Hat in Time -River City Girls -Phantom Breaker: Omnia -Astro Bot -Astro’s Playroom -Ender Lilies -Ghostrunner 2 -Sayonara Wild Hearts -Peglin -Mega Man 8

Around 23 entries, enough for a list of it's own and then some. A majority of these are fresh playthrough done either as a part of a marathon, or just out of curiosity that I ended up enjoying. Some were with friends like Phantom Breaker Omnia, all the movies and Mariana's trench listens/watches, and River City Girls, and the rest were solo. And the last bit of it were games or movies that I had experienced before, but needed a runback to get a good opinion on them, with Sekiro, A Hat in Time, Cave Story for it's True Ending (a decade in the making), and Pokemon Movie 11 (Probably my favorite of them so far if it's not the Entei movie).

As for the main list...

#15 - Tunic #14 - Hi-Fi Rush #13 - Sonic 3 (2024) #12 - Stray #11 - Tekken 8 #10 - Your Name. (subbed) #09 - Mob Psycho 100 Season 3 #08 - Haven by Mariana’s Trench #07 - Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth #06 - DandaDan (Manga up to Chapter 179 + Anime S1) #05 - Octopath Traveler 2 #04 - Knives Out #03 - Promare (dubbed) #02 - Sonic X Shadow Generations (+Dark Beginnings) #01 - Like a Dragon 8: Infinite Wealth

There was just a lot of good stuff that made the competition stiff up to end. Sure, LAD is an expected game of the year from me, but realistically, anything from the top 7 up could've taken it's spot. This year was just that packed full of good, at least in terms of personally enjoying games.

There were a few games that I did pick up either again or for the first time that I ought to beat sometime. Stellar Blade, PMD Rescue Team DX, Persona 3 Reload, and a few more I do need to try to beat at some point, but maybe later. Especially PMD, because I really want to click with these games more.

Overall, this was a really good year for trying stuff out for me, and hopefully that'll continue into the next year. Maybe by then I'll have a computer that can comfortably run games stronger than YOMI Hustle or Duck Game so I can play a bunch of older stuff I hadn't gotten to yet. Who knows.

Thank you for reading, and have as good of a 2025 as you can!

[amooo1023]

My masterlist and rules.

This masterlist might get updated, so if you see something new in here then you know why.

What I will write:

Reader x (character)

(character) x (character)

Bendy x male reader. (He is literally my only exception to writing male readers NOBODY ELSE)

LGBTQ+

Fanfiction in general.

Headcanons, oneshots and scenarios.

I probably will post chapters of something.

Self inserts, platonic or romantic.

Yandere stuff, masochism, sadism, kidnapping and gore.

What I won’t write: 

Racism, pedophilia, incest, necrophilia, sexism, misandry, homophobia, transphobia, body shaming, gerontophilia, ( honestly it depends if the character is a supernatural being then I guess it is okay. Again it depends.)

OC x reader, OC x OC, (real person) x reader, dream sexual, Gijinka!(character) x reader, childlike! reader, yandere x yandere. Yandere! reader. (I don’t know how to write yandere readers sorry) Female readers or male readers. (it’s also just kind of not needed since I never need to use third person pronouns and never mention how the readers body looks like.)

(Because yandere x yandere is boring and you don’t really have to do anything with the dynamic. In my opinion.) 

Short nickname ideas for (character) x reader or too short headcanon/headcanons.

Smut or sexual shit in general.

What fandoms I will write about!:

Stardew valley ( Krobus, Dwarf.)                                                          

A hat in time ( Snatcher, DJ grooves, Conductor.)

undertale ( Flowey, Sans(CNR), Papyrus, Mad Mew Mew(mad dummy), Muffet, Napstablook.)

deltarune ( Ralsei, Susie, Kris, Jevil, Spamton, addisons, Sweet, K_K, Cap’n.)

portal and portal 2 ( GLaDOS, wheatley.)

fnaf (Fnaf 1: Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Foxy, Bonnie. (I write for all of the animatronics, it's just that the writer is lazy. But they will all probably be platonic because dead children. Except for security breach because the animatronics don't seem to have dead children possessing them.))

arcane ( Jinx, Sevika, Vi, Caitlyn, Ekko.)

kirby games ( Magolor, Marx, Meta Knight, Susie, Daroach, Taranza, Zero 2.)

paper mario ( Dimentio.)

sam and max

helluva boss ( Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Blitzo, Verosika, Stolas, Robo fizz.)

hazbin hotel ( Alastor, Vaggie, Charlie, Niffty, Angel dust, Cherri Bomb, Sir Pentious.)

gravity falls ( Bill, Pyronica.)

batim/bendy and the ink machine ( Bendy(any form), Boris, Alice Angel, Twisted Alice, Sammy Lawrence.)

animal crossing ( Tom nook, Isabelle, Redd.)

ddlc/doki doki literature club ( Yuri, Monika, Sayori, Natsuki.)

fnf ( Hex.)

woy/wander over yonder ( wander, lord hater, peepers, lord dominator, sylvia.)

Toh/The owl house ( The collector, king (platonic only), Vee. )

Amphibia ( Cloak-bot, Frobo, Grime, Darcy(the core), Marcy, Sasha, Anne )

dhmis/don't hug me I'm scared ( Tony, Colin, Sketchbook, Red Guy )

Hollow Knight (Hornet, Quirrel, Grimm, Lace, Mask Maker, Divine, Absolute Radiance, Pure Vessel(the hollow knight) Oro, Mato, Tiso, Sheo, The Collector(platonic only), White Lady, Brumm )also silksong is never coming out (joke) 

Poppy Playtime (Boogie-bot, Poppy, Huggy wuggy, Mommy long legs, | and no I do not have a fetish)

Howl's Moving Castle (Calcifer)

The Ghost And Molly McGee (The Chairman, Scratch.) Don't judge me.

COTL/cult of the lamb (Helob, Leshy, Kallamar, Heket, Shamura, Narinder, Sozo.)

More fandoms!

When asking me please specify if you want it to be platonic or romantic, what the scenario is and how the reader is going to be like. I will not make female or male readers as it is supposed to be okay for anybody to read no matter the gender. If you want me to write about an unhealthy relationship or just a fluffy normal relationship please write that in your ask or you might not get what you want. This is highly suggested when asking me or I might not answer your request and even if I did answer, you might not get what you wanted.

Request queue: 14 requests

Drafts: 7

REQUESTS BOARD

Note: 

Yes, I am a licensed robot fucker and monster fucker. Damn it I'm simping for bugs now help. ALso here is my ao3 account https://archiveofourown.org/users/Amooo1023/profile.

[meshinil]

Sorry I’ve been really busy with school and soccer! A new good drawing should be coming out soon lol

[finns-fandom-blog]

for anyone who is also having a bit of trouble reading all of this because that text is wildly small:

FNAF, Dandy’s World, Sprunki, Warrior Cats, Wings of Fire, voltron, Kipo: the age of wonderbeasts, My Little Pony, My Hero Academia, Sanrio, Demon Slayer, Bendy and the Ink Machine, poppy playtime, Yandere simulator, Mouthwashing, Minecraft, Hollow Knight, A Hat in Time, Detroit: Become Human, Borderlands, the promised netherlands, bleach, oyasumi punpun, rick and morty, don’t hug me I'm scared, love is war, asobi asobase, Bee and Puppycat, Sekai Project, Vocaloid, Bones, Dress to Impress, Kirby, Heathers, Miraculous Ladybug, Danganronpa, Object Show Community, Total Drama Island, Disventure Camp, Brawl Stars, DSMP, cartoon cat, strawberry shortcake, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Touhou Project, Serial Experiments Lain, Super Mario, Pokemon, Regretevator, Webfishing, madoka majica, Arcane, jiujutsu kaisen, Stardew valley, murder drones, Dandadan, Death Note, how fish is made, marvel, DC superhero’s, hunter x hunter, Attack on Titan, amphibia, owl house, star vs the forces of evil, gravity falls, sailor moon, South Park fans, country ball, omori, Hamilton, k-pop stans, wolf 359, Azumanga daioh, Nichijou, cookie run kingdom, bungou stray dogs, sonic, bluey, Hazbin hotel, helluva boss, Alien stage, Haikyuu, undertale, deltarune, sims 4, rainworld, Celeste, turning red, genshin impact, honkai starrail, zenless zone zero, mr beast, baba is you, Amazing digital circus, v-tuber, roblox, Naruto, spy family, smiling friends, plants vs zombies, persona 5, Identity V, Lion King, One Piece, Home Stuck, furries, villainous, parappa, ace attorney, doki doki literature club, needy streamer overload, creepypasta, song of saya, romantic killer, ranma, chainsaw man, higurashi when the cry, elden ring, red dead redemption, yakuza, Harry Potter, Hungergames, twilight, game of thrones, sherklock Holmes, bambi, yuri on ice, Doctor who, invader zim, Star Wars, SpongeBob, Steven universe, amazing world of gumball, adventure time, mega man, portal, avatar: the last airbender, other avatar with with the blue guys, over the garden wall, jojo’s bizarre adventure, spooky’s jumpscare mansion, super smash bros, The Last of Us, Life is Strange, little witch academia, valorant, overwatch, wonder egg, Ergo proxy, perfect blue, Haibane Renmei, cowboy bebop, land of the lustrous, league of legends, goat simulator, dragon ball, night in the woods, little nightmares, terraria, disco elysium, binding of isaac, cuphead, baldi’s basic, shovel knight, don’t starve, cult of the lamb, fear and hunger, lackadaisy, fundamental paper education, dogman, many Disney princess movie, you and me and her, class of 09, ghost stories, SMG fans, tom and jerry, Garfield, simpsons, family guy, GTA, yume nikki, in stars and time, garten of banban, Skibidi Toilet, kintopet, Amanda the adventurer, balatro, fortnite, call of duty, just shapes and beats, block blast, fall guys, among us, half life, the dance of fire and ice, ENA, Until Dawn, candy crush, resident evil, The Quarry, Bocchi the rock, walking dead, phasmaphobia, animal crossing, silent hill, world of horror, cooking mama, geometry dash, incredibox, crossy road, Tetris and Puyo puyo tetris, bob’s burgers, subway surfers, spider man, disenchantment, futurama, dead end: paranormal park, big mouth, paw patrol, inside job, ghibli studio, beyblade, how to train your dragon, slay the princess, minions, outlast trials, Taylor swift, cookie run ovenbreak or actually any game from them, fever, spider man, yu gi oh, black clover, from me to you, miss kobayashi dragon maid, Saiki K, school babysitters, Ouran host club, sound of the sky, Welcome to the NHK, Cardcaptor Sakura, wicked, barbie, mean girls, legally blonde, 

everything copied down exactly as written above, including the comma at the end lol

Impressive.

[sparkyz-plug-writes]

IM SO SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THIS EARLIER BUT ASKS ARE NOW OPEN!!! The ask was off bc I was a dumbass but tada!! :D

[shower-racoon]

I think I've worked out an arrangement for the Funky Little Guy™ Contest that works well enough. please tell me if it is not accurate, I know like half these characters. first idea for the organization under the cut.

left half of the bracket, listed from top to bottom:

Morpho Knight (Kirby) VS Dark Matter Blade (Kirby)

Marx (Kirby) VS Jevil (Deltarune)

The Impostor (Among Us) VS Shadow the Hedghehog (Sonic)

Koopa Troopa (Mario) VS Golden Baby Yoshi (Mario)

Impmon (Digimon) VS Toon Link (Legend of Zelda)

Mega Man/Rock Man (Mega Man) VS Anna (Fire Emblem)

Naruto (Naruto) VS Nanika (Hunter X Hunter)

Wayward Vagabond (Homestuck) VS Gollum (Lord of the Rings)

right half of the bracket, listed from top to bottom:

The Knight (player character from Hollow Knight) VS Rango (Rango)

Bella (@crowcorvo's cat) VS Puss in Boots (Shrek)

project bunny (honkai impact 3rd) VS Cunoesse (Disco Elysium)

Hop Pop (Amphibia) VS The Lamb (Cult of the Lamb)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) VS The Collector (The Owl House)

Hat Kid (A Hat in Time) VS Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Danny Devito (real life) VS Emdroid (Nightmare Time)

Neo (RWBY) VS Aura Bella Fiora (Overlord)

[hostess-of-horror]

For He Who Snatches

A Cult Leader!Snatcher x Reader Fanfic

Author's Note: This is incredibly inspired by Cult of the Lamb and Priest!Saltbaker by @surinnitthesecond on top of the handsome prince/shadow noodle that is Snatcher. I literally just thought up of this at the end of my shift at work, so I am not wasting any time and just going for it! Also, the reader will be referred to as “you/your/you're” - no gender identity is specified.

@tiramegtoons @lulu-baked-beans @medys-space @hotpinkboots @darkmedolie @lemonbaloni and everyone else who wants to read it!

Content Includes: Religious Cults (duh), Body Horror, “Satanic” Rituals (demonic but fictional, not based on real beliefs), Suggestiveness, Manipulation, and Reader Death

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Your leader was badly injured, more so than you've ever seen before.

The entire community rushed to his aid. The ones who specialized in medicine wasted no time in patching up his wounds. You followed the healers in the hopes that he would recover without any trouble. As a loyal Subconite, you loved your leader. You trusted him with your life, and how could you not? He was the one who saved you from a meaningless existence, after all. You watched expectantly – worriedly – as he was laid across the makeshift mattress, wincing from the bruises and bloodstained cuts all over his body. To think, your leader journeyed his way through the Subcon Forest, slaying heretics and naysayers, all for you and your brethren.

If only there was something you could do to show him your unconditional gratitude.

You went over to a nearby table pour water into a clay cup. Surely, he must have been thirsty after all of that purging. As you were bringing the cup to your leader, you could not help but notice that he was watching you. It was as if King Midas himself touched his eyes, for they were shining gold. They gleamed underneath ragged, darkened bangs – a deep purple, almost ebony in color. You knew the sermons well: the leader was one of shadow. A mortal vessel brought back to life to spread the word of He Who Snatches. With this immense power, he guides his people into brotherhood, into glory, into salvation. Your leader was blessed. You hoped one day you will be blessed too.

“Thank you...” your leader spoke, his voice strained from pain. Delicately, you helped him raise the cup to his lips. He swallows the water greedily, gasping with every gulp. His thirst quenched, he laid back down. “Thank you...” he said again, breathing heavily, “These wounds... they will heal, but not as much as before. In fact... it is time...” You looked at him with anticipation; what exactly did he mean? “It is time to perform a sacred ritual. One that shall further our cause. Please, my kind friend... Tell the others. We shall gather within the temple at midnight.” You immediately obliged, leaving the shack to alert the community. Soon, everyone was in a frenzied commotion. Cries of the spiritual and devoted filled the air like birds chirping in the wind. Their daily chores became social activities where Subconites joyfully congregated. This lasted for the rest of the waning hours of daytime. Before you knew it, it was time.

You were the first to enter the temple with the rest following behind. There before the rows of benches and behind the skull-adorned podium was the leader. He held himself up by the podium – his injuries were still causing him pain. But his expression showed no weakness, only strength. Strength for his Subconites and for He Who Snatches. As everyone went to their seats, you awaited his latest sermon and his announcement of this ritual. Thoughts flooded your mind. You had no clue as to what ritual, or which ritual, your leader was speaking about earlier ago. But whatever it may be, in the end, you trusted him. You trusted him with your whole life. With a wave of his hands, raising them high above his head, he began his holy speech:

“My dear friends, Subconites of the Forest! It is with great pleasure to tell you all that the heretics – the fools who honor The Witch of Fire and Ice – are no more! Once again we are victorious, and soon we will rise against Her in the name of He Who Snatches! However, the path to triumph is no easy task. As you can all see, I am... physically weakened. I am powerful still, but not for long. In order to continue our fight against The Witch of Fire and Ice, we must commence a sacred ritual. A ritual to appease He Who Snatches and offer the ultimate trade. For my strength as His divine vessel... a soul must be snatched. One of you will be sacrificed, but this is a sacrifice of highest honor. For some of you all, I understand your trepidation – after all, death is mostly permanent. But with death comes a much greater purpose! More so than dedicating our lives and community in worship! Your soul will be one of many that is to come. In fact, this is not a time of mourning! This is a celebratory moment! We should be joyous of whoever shall be the sacrifice! Our souls are what pleases His Holiness; through me, we will all become one with Him. Through me, we are all His Strength.”

With slight struggle, the passionate leader went from his podium to walk among his followers. Everyone patiently watched as he approached them all, exuding an air of kindness. One by one, each Subconite was acknowledged, reassured by his empathetic presence. Some graciously bowed, some kissed his hand in appreciation. Your leader then walked up to you with those beautiful golden eyes. Immediately as you gazed upon his eyes, they shone with interest. A look as if he had found the answer to all his problems. Your heart skipped a beat. Warmth began to rise within your cheeks. With a dramatic flip of his cape, your leader pointed at you with a smile you knew all too well. “You! You, my friend, will be His soul to take!” he exclaimed with feverish rapture, “Come! Come! Let us all gather within the center of the temple! Let the ritual begin!”

You could not believe it. You of all Subconites! Chosen by His vessel as his sacrifice! Oh, what a night – what a joyous night! Your heart raced with such vigor, you thought you were about to faint in your leader's arms. But you did not; no, you didn't! You were awake still. You were not dreaming. You were holding hands with your beloved leader and everyone cheered for you! They cheered for your sacrifice! Instead of death, your mind was filled with thoughts of him. Only him.

And you were going to spend the rest of your life with him.

The candles were lit. The circle was drawn in blood. Hooded Subconites gathered around you and your leader. Strange, alien words echoed throughout the darkened temple, chanting to the beat of a small drum. Your hand still holding his, you marveled at this ritual. You could not be any more happier. “My friend...” your leader whispered to you, “Thank you for offering me water earlier ago. I appreciate it. In fact... Thank you for everything. For being here with me. I promise that your kindness will never be forgotten.” You smiled, tears flowing from your eyes. The chanting continued as your leader raised an ornate dagger from his holster, a sacrificial tool of fine steel and gold. He gently pulls you towards him, making you turn his back towards him. He presses himself against you. You could feel his rising and falling of his chest against your back. You jolt in surprise as he wrapped an arm around your waist, caressing your hip and stomach with a tenderness you never felt before. This closeness between you two was electrifying! Then the cold, steel blade touched your neck, ready for the kill. Subconsciously, as if by nature, you tilted your head back, letting out a comforted sigh. Soon, you and your leader's hearts and breathing were in sync with each other.

“Oh, Great Snatcher! We call to thee!

This soul is yours; soon it will be me!

Come to us and hear our plea!

Come to us and set us free!”

The cut was quick and clean. Your throat, now severed, bled profusely, leaving behind a crimson puddle below. A hand grabbed onto your hair, pulling your head even further, splitting the wound further apart, leaving you gasping and choking. Not that you were going to protest. As your knees buckled, your leader held on to your dying body and clasped his lips against your throat. The pain – oh, the pain – it was exquisite! In life, this was the closest thing to a kiss. As the circle glowed with dark magic and immersed your brethren into a spiritual frenzy, your flesh began to shrink and decay as your leader, your friend, consumed your soul bit by bit.

[starsong13]

I can't even use voice to type because I'm on a discord call this will be fun

Xbox

360

Ducktales: remastered

The Sims 3

Minecraft

Kinect adventures

Xbox 1

bioshock the collection

Xbox s

Sea of thieves

Nintendo

Ds family

Jeopardy

Uno/free fall/skip-bo

Garfield gets real

Littlest pet shop beach friends

Bratz fashion [something]

Drama queens

Strawberry shortcake strawberry land games

Barbie groom and glam pups

Rio

ZhuZhu pets

Petz nursery 2

Barbie jet set and style

Cut the rope

Wipeout 3

Ultimate nes remix

Scooby doo and the spooky swamp & first frights

Animal crossing new leaf welcome amiibo

Pokémon white/X/sun/alpha sapphire

Pokémon mystery dungeon explorers of the sky

Super Mario 64 ds

New super Mario bros

Zelda ocarina of time 3d

Mario kart 7

Nintendogs &+cats

Yo-kai watch

Wii

Phineas and Ferb across the second demension

Scooby doo first frights

(Missing 3 copies of mario kart Wii, two of which eaten by one dog)

WiiU

Splatoon (Na and JP)

Nintendo land (normal and Nintendo selects edition)

Disney infinity

Rabbids 3d land

New super Luigi u

Minecraft

Super Mario 3d world (unopened)

Switch

Splatoon 2 and 3

Super monkey ball

Mario kart 8 deluxe ×2 (I stole the other case from my dad)

A hat in time

Kirby and the forgottenland

Stardew Valley

Cult of the lamb (Walmart edition)

Pokémon Sword+dlc/Shining Pearl/Violet/Pikachu/Arceus

My little pony: a maretime bay adventure

Double dragon & Kunio-Kun: retro brawler bundle

Super smash brothers ultimate

Bioshock the collection

Switch - digital

Animal Crossing New Horizons

Portal bridge constructor

Donut county

Doki Doki Literature Club Plus

Dragon Quest builders 1&2

Goat simulator

Good job!

Islanders

Jenny Leclue

Minecraft

Pikmin 1&2

Portal 1&2

River city girls

Sky Children of the light

Stardew Valley

Theif simulator

Townscaper

Playstation

PS3

Minecraft

Ps4

Minecraft ×2

Hitman the complete first season & 2

Dishonored 1&2&3

Slime Rancher deluxe edition

Subnautica

Subnautica below zero (twice by accident :( )

Miraculous: rise of the sphinx

Balan wonder world (for 8$)

Persona 5&strikers

Bendy and the ink machine

Turnip boy commits tax evasion

Hello neighbor

We happy few

Detroit become human

Rainbow 6

Bioshock the collection

Ps5

Persona 5 Royal

Cult of the lamb (collectors edition)

Teardown

Hitman 3

Goat simulator 3

Thems fighting herds deluxe edition

Doki Doki Literature Club Plus

Persona 3 reload

Stray

Ps4/5 - digital

A hat in time

Portal bridge constructor

Bug snax

Bunny park

City skylines / remastered

Cozy grove

Donut county

Firewatch

Goat simulator

Haven

I am bread

Islanders

Kill it with fire

Little witch academia chamber of time

Minecraft dungeons

Monopoly plus

Persona 3 portable

Persona 4 Golden

Planet coaster

Potion permit

Power wash simulator

Project winter

Psychonauts

Sam and Max save the world

Signals

Stardew Valley

Terraria

The Sims 4

The Stanley parable deluxe

The warriors

Turnip boy commits tax evasion

Uno

Unpacking

Untitled goose game

Steam

Amnesia machine for pigs/rebirth/the dark decent

Bear & breakfast

Portal bridge constructor

Death and taxes

Half life 1&2&E1&E2&LC&DM&DMS

Harmonys odyssey

A hat in time

I have no mouth and I must scream

Mail time

Monster prom

The murder of Sonic the hedgehog

One shot

Papas freezeria deluxe

Paradise marsh

Passpartout 2

Poly bridge

Portal 1&2&AT&RL&Mel&RV

Raft

A short hike

Slime rancher

Smushi come home

Stardew Valley

Start Again

Subnautica

Super hot

Team fortress classic and 2

Theif simulator

Tiny life

Tabs

Uno

Venba

West of loathing

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55 minutes and it's only at 7%

While my usb drive tests my patience I should count all my games

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Kallamar x reader? Like instead of killing the Bishops, Lamb just made them all follower sized and indoctrinated them. So S/o is probably the only person in the cult(aside from his siblings ofc) that Kallamar will really talk to, because s/o often stand up for him against any asshats? Maybe one day, s/o is attacked by a couple dissenters and Kallamar, in an uncharacteristic show of bravery, show up and scares them off? Or maybe he just beats tf outta them, I'll leave that up to you.

remember: hydrate of diedrate :]

It was just another lovely day in the Cult of the Lamb, with you being tasked with harvesting the vegetables at the farming plot. 

You hummed a tune as you put on your hat and started picking them, making sure they were neatly organized in the chest.

Your stomach was growling at the thought of having a delicious veggie stew, although you were quite eager to have fish thrown into the mix. Lamb went off to gather some at Pilgrim's Passage, so while they were out you worked hard to ensure they could make food as soon as they returned.

Unfortunately, not everyone in the cult was as obedient nor as chipper as you. 

In fact, you were currently doing your best to tune out the dissenters shouting nonsense into the megaphones near the shrine.

As of late, Lamb has made..a number of questionable decisions. Among them being their decision to indoctrinate the Bishops of the Old Faith into the cult after defeating them.

Yes, the same bishops who slaughtered their kind and tormented innocent followers--now under their ruling as immortal, but not entirely invincible, vessels.

You weren’t sure what made them decide to do that. Though their actions still broke the chains that kept the One Who Waits Below locked up...so you didn’t question them much and instead welcomed them as you would any follower.

Kallamar was the most recent arrival, and his cowardice was on full display. He was among the most obedient--albeit out of fear of being abandoned or killed by the lamb who bested him in combat.

This made him a doormat, in a sense, by others. They’d make him do the work they were assigned to, tell Lamb lies about him stealing, or attempt to trick him into eating certain..undesirable dishes as “revenge” for making them sick.

Yet he would endure it all...until you stood up for him one day and became a close friend. Nowadays he only talked to you, Lamb, Leshy, and Heket, finding comfort especially in your presence.

After some encouragement from his siblings, he nervously confessed his romantic interest in you during a chat over dinner. He nearly sobbed when you accepted his feelings, promising him you’ll protect him so he didn’t feel like an outcast.

Sadly, you couldn’t be in two places at once when he was being harassed. And you even made a few enemies yourself as word spread of your relationship.

Such as the dissenters who noticed you were alone and decided to pay a visit.

As you closed the chest lid, you felt your farming hat being snatched away and turned around, frowning. “Excuse you. That was rude-”

“Why do you love that monster?”

“...guys, we’ve already been over this.” You sighed, realizing you’re gonna have this conversation for the hundredth time. It was irritating you. “But you know, it’s ironic how you’re calling him the monster when you two have been nothing but bullies ever since he arrived. Just give him a chance.”

“Why? You’re not the Leader.” One sneered, getting awfully close to you--enough to invade your personal space. “They’re not here. So we can do whatever we want!”

“I know I’m not the Leader. And I can’t stop you. But we can still preach their good word. They’ve taught us about forgiving our enemies-”

“Yeah, over petty things..not over inflicting a terrible plague unto us!” The other dissenter snarled, their red eyes glowing with hatred. “We suffered so much..I couldn’t keep food down for three. Whole. DAYS!! What if he does it again?! What he targets our elders?! Do you not care about them?!!”

“I care very much!” Your voice was starting to tremble, but you stood your ground. “J-Just leave me alone. The Lamb will not tolerate this--oof!!” 

You were roughly shoved to the ground, the dissenter above you scowling.

“What do they care? We’re just disposable to them..things to throw away once we stop being useful! So what if something bad happens to you..or Kallamar?”

With wide eyes, you stared at the pair, before gritting your teeth. “You’re liars. Lamb approves of us, so why don’t you?!”

“Because falling in love with a bishop is taboo!! It should be considered heresy!” The dissenter who pushed you grabbed a rock. “He’s a heretic, and so are you...and heretics deserve to be stoned.”

Now you were utterly terrified as you tried shuffling away. “P-Please..don’t do this..”

“We show no mercy to heretics here-!”

“S-STOP THAT AT ONCE!!!”

Surprised, the pair looked to see a furious Kallamar standing there. His eyes were pitch black, save for his cross-shaped pupils that glowed bright.

Yet they only laughed and decided that he would be the first to get stoned, and they chucked the rock at him-

Only to see a black skeletal hand emerge from his robe and catch it, followed by another hand...and then two more. The stone was crushed into bits as he stalked towards the duo, before grabbing them both by the throats.

“I don’t care if you think of me as your enemy still. You can push me around all you desire..but if you dare a hand or stone on my beloved again, I’ll cast an illness upon you so horrible that you’ll BEG for death to come take you!! UNDERSTOOD?!!”

Realizing they completely underestimated his power, the dissenters nodded. Their eyes almost instantly turned back to normal as he dropped them, watching them run away in tears.

Kallamar smiled in triumph, though upon seeing you he gasped and ran over to help you up. “Are you okay? They didn’t touch you, did they?”

“No, I’m fine..thank you, Kall.” You smiled and kissed his cheek. “My heroic squid still has some of his powers, it seems.”

Bashful, he looked at his skeletal arms, turning them back into his normal ones as he laughed nervously. “Y-Yeah, haha..I wouldn’t call myself a “hero”. I was just..returning the favor after all those times you helped me.”

Only a few moments later, Lamb returned to the cult looking worried. They knew who dissented and arrived to resolve the problem, but they were just working twice as hard on their tasks.

Upon reading their minds, they learned what happened and went over to you and Kallamar. “Did you..stop them from dissenting through fear?”

“I-I did.” The ex-bishop admitted. “They were going to hurt [y/n] and..I-I stepped in. I didn’t mean to scare them that badly-”

“No, no..it’s okay, Kallamar. It’s honestly a headache trying to re-educate some of them. So sometimes fear will do the trick. Thank you.” With a light smile, they blessed him and went on their way.

“C’mon. I’m starving.” You tugged on his hand, while he nodded in agreement and followed Lamb to the cooking fire.

For once, he was glad he could protect you.

[starsfic]

I updated the list of fandoms/ship I write and I know some people have issue finding it or reading it due to Tumblr so it’s laid out below:

Lego Monkie Kid and The Journey to the West- Spicynoodleshipping, Freenoodleshipping, Chimerashipping (with romantic Spicynoodles and Dragonfruit and platonic Jademonkie), TripSun, Peachtea, Silktea, MKsDadshipping, Lunartides/Darktides

The Owl House- Lumity, Camileda, Raeda, Eda x Camila x Raine, Goldric, Willuz, Willumity, Viniera, Edric x Jerbo, Huntlow

Gravity Falls- Mabifica

Undertale

Animaniacs

Invader Zim- ZADR, TAGR

Avatar the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra- Korrasami

A Hat in Time

Infinity Train

Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts- Kipasher

Strange Magic- Butterfly Bog, Potionless

Disney/Epic Mickey- Any Disney couple

Five Nights at Freddy’s- Vanguard

Star Wars- Hanleia, Anidala

Adventure Time- Bubbline

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Baronjitsu

Good Omens- Ineffiable Husbands

Among Us

The Amazing World of Gumball- Robpenball, Darwin x Carrie

Carmen Sandiego- Carulia

Mystery Skulls Animated- Lewvithur

Animal Crossing- Reddnook

Star vs the Forces of Evil- Startomco

Mystery Kids

Coraline- Coraline x Wybie

Bendy and the Ink Machine- Henry x Linda, Allison x Tom, Samsie, onesided Creatorship

Villainous- Paperhat

Amphibia- Sashannarcy, Sashanne, Marcanne

She Ra- Catradora, Scorfuma, Glimbow

Over the Garden Wall

Wander Over Yonder

Doki Doki Literature Club

Cuphead: Don’t Deal with the Devil

Hamilton- Hamilza

Hadestown- Hades x Persephone, Orpheus x Eurydice

Heathers

Little Nightmares

DC Superhero Girls

Resident Evil- Miathan, Wintersberg, Miathanberg

Centaurworld- Horse x Wammawink, the Woman x the Nowhere King

The Ghost and Molly McGee- Molibby

Dead End: Paranormal Park- Barry x Logs, Norma x Badyah

Cult of the Lamb: True Devotion