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Another cult idea for SLA Industries
i know that comparing pylons to angels is overdone by now, but these connecting rings they attach to the top of telephone poles couldn't be more halo-like if they tried
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by Rachel Wahba
Vice President Kamala Harris’ emphatically raised voice demanding we must “have the courage to object when they use the term ‘Radical Islamic Terrorism?’” rings in my ears. In what world is that “courage”?
It was radical Islamic terrorists who blew up the Twin Towers and destroyed thousands of American lives. It was radical Islamic terrorists who crossed Gaza into Israel and broke the country’s heart and caused the most heinous of acts that they, the Islamist terrorists proudly filmed on their bodycams.
And the terrorist adjacent chanting “from the river to the sea Palestine will be free Yitbach El Yahud” crashes into our world here on the streets of Los Angeles, New York, San Francisco. “Hamas is coming” in blood red paint on monuments in DC is not just a “protest” of a very unpopular Israeli Prime Minister.
There is no question Jews are between a rock and a hard place. We have for the most part been proud liberals. I remain a proud liberal. But I will never vote against Israel. Never again is now.
If this country is not one hundred percent behind Israel and resists putting the burden of Gazan suffering on Hamas and Radical Islamist Terrorists and Iranian and Qatar funded terrorism, the Democratic party we have supported is a sham.
“Americans are naive,” Granny said when I talked with her so long ago. But I no longer think it’s naivete. Its delusional self interest and arrogance not to recognize evil. Hamas is nothing more than a monstrous murderous death cult ready to kill all its people in the service of its paymaster, Iran. It should not be that hard to understand that Iran plans much more than Bin Laden’s pilots could ever do.
“Anti-Zionist” chants marching down major cities in America echo Islamic threats against Jews. Terrifying protests on college campuses and cities across America scream for Israel’s demise, raise Hamas flags and burn American flags, glorify terrorism and normalize anti-Zionism, the Jew hatred of our time.
Denial of life under Islam is astounding despite common knowledge that gay people are not allowed to be free in Islamic countries, and caught being gay means being thrown off rooftops in Tehran, raped with iron rods (if you are a man) and dragged through the streets of Gaza, and hung on telephone poles in the Palestinian Territories. There are no open gay people in Palestine. They flee for their lives to Tel Aviv.
You have to wonder how a progressive community I briefly felt safe in once upon a time, hates Israel, the only safe space for queer men and women, and are mum on Iran, poster child of oppression of women, murder and torture of gays, literally cloaking the country in black.
The Orwellian Progressive idealization of monsters who started a war in the most brutal of ways and continue the war by horrifically using its own in every way possible, using its own women men and children, as many of them as it takes, all of Gaza if need be, as human ammunition to get rid of Jews and Israel is mind boggling stuff.
Granny, you were right. Bin Laden’s rag tag jihadis were here then plowing into the Twin Towers. And it isn’t just “naivete,”on the part of people who refuse to see. It’s denial, a sick arrogance, a cynical dance by our politicians, an ease from having lived too well too easily in the best country for too long, and a very old antisemitism.
#radical islamic terrorism#islamic terrorism#kamala harris#twin towers#osama bin laden#islam#yitbach el yahud#rachel whaba#tel aviv#gay people in palestine#jews
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Full trailer breakdown for helluva boss season 2 (part 1)
1) at the start of the trailer we see a group of hooded figures that say “come out we have got you surrounded” probably, knowing blitzø, gotten into deep shit with a cult of some sort and blitzø probably owes them money
2) in the next frame we see the gang in there van with moxie and blitzø talking
Moxie: we’re are we going
Blitzø: anywhere but here, get ready for a life on the run gang
*blitzø crashes the van into a pole*
Moxie: I fucking hate you so much blitzø
First get the obvious stuff out of the way. They are on the run from what I think would be the cult from the start of the trailer indicating that they are most probably FUCKED. And judging from the fact that full moon (the next episode we are going to get) seems to be about stolas and blitzø relationships I will except that this episode will be apology tour (coming in June) and I also expect this because as you will see in a bit I am pretty sure that I got each episode correct for what parts are in it. But my favourite part of this is that moxie calls blitzø instead of sir and we don’t know why yet so it would make sense that Thai isn’t that first episode to be released but the second.
3) moxie talks about Business being at a peak and that it would be disastrous to lose what they worked for now. Which is making me think that blitzø is going to do something stupid sending back profit. Knowing that I recon that that is a scene from the last episode sinmas (coming out in December to go with the Christmas spirit)
4) in this part we see blitzø and moxie standing in front of a smashed car that looks to be there’s. We can also see different spray paint on the car that could indicate that they will get a new van (if them crashing the van at the start wasn’t a good indicator) we can also see blitzø in a ghostbusters looking back pack with a vibrator in hand( why I don’t know). Behind all that we can see witherd trees probably apart of a new ring. And giving that the rings are based off the seven deadly sins I would guess it is sloth or envy (giving that we have been to wrath, pride, greed and lust).
5) we can see fizz holding a giant blurred out thing (knowing him a sex toy) with blitzø win a bow tie in the corner. The background consists of what is Ozzie’s home , also we’re fizz lives. And giving blitzøs unusual attire I will guess that this is the sinmass.
6) this one is more of a small one. We can se stolas sitting on his bed looking all depressed. Now all I can take out of this is that this has something to do with the full moon episode (OUT NEXT MONTH. Going to do a break down and a couple of theory’s on that when it releases) BUT WHAT DID BLITZØ DO TO MY STOLAS!?
7) we can see moxie jumping over a bunch of rocks away from a explosion. From what I can see without any dialog to back me up here is this connected to a scene later on and that moxie is in the list ring. I recon it is most likely sinmas because as we saw earlier blitzø was with fizz in the lust ring.
8) I am not really going to count this since it’s just them jumping out of a portal using stolas book so this would be at that beginning of full moon before stolas gives blitzø the sucubass crystal( if you missed that watch season 2 episode 5 and the look my way music video)
9) now we see the stupid fucking cherubs come back. But this time they have been caught by the freaks from the D.O.R.K.S. Having a conversation
Unnamed male dork from season 1: so why would a bunch of angels be looking for demons
Cherub: we lay and wait for them to return to earth so we might smite them once and for all
Agent who: we would need someone with more experience
With this I’m guessing that the Dorks and cherubs are going to team up
10) we now see blitzø using a sucubass crystal to teleport to the mortal world (the one stolas got in look my way so this would be after full moon) giving the dorks finger guns and winking that them probably to tawnt them. But what is interesting is the background behind blitzø being all red which is going to then be in imp city but not in there office signaling that they could be in the run. From all this I recon this one and the next two and previous one are all from the same episode being, drum roll please 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁, master mind (airing in November which is sad because it is the most interesting looking one
Atlas I can only use 10 photos so I will post this now and work on part 2
#helluva boss#season 2#stolitz#stolas#blitzø#helluva millie#moxie helluva boss#spoilers#i spent way too much time on this#i’m going insane#i want to kms#i am fucking crying#stolas is kinda hot.#fan theory
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Request for @tenswife (Demon Taeyong & Yuta) 3.1k, yandere, angels & demons, kidnapping, abuse, physical abuse, verbal abuse, mention of cults, mention of human sacrifices, claws, blood, imprisonment, cages, rituals, restraints, smut, non-con, fingering, penetration, blowjob, face fucking, tag team, corruption (@starillusion13)
“Well, aren’t you a pretty angel.”
You rolled your eyes and ignored the pair, knowing they were just messing with you. It was in their nature after all.
“I’d never want anything to do with such vial creatures as yourselves. So leave while I’m being reasonable.”
“Ouch. You better count your blessings, angel.”
The two disappeared in a black fog, and you sighed in relief. As an angel you knew demons would always bother you, no matter where you went. You were simply sitting outside a cafe, enjoying the afternoon air when a pair of unholy monsters approached you. Unfortunately you knew the two, Taeyong and Yuta. Those heathens hung around the same town that you were stationed in. As a guardian angel you had a ward to look over, a young boy by the name of Park Jisung. He had a bright future ahead of him, and you just had to make sure he lived to see it.
While you were at the cafe you watched over Jisung who was in the restaurant across the street with friends. All your attention was on him, so you never wanted to cause trouble. Of course those demons eventually realized you were a regular in the area and started bothering you, but you ignored them. Even if they were trying to mess with you, they knew you were more powerful than them. Still, they could be stupid one day and test you, but they still had some intelligence to leave you alone when you gave them a warning.
There were places Jisung liked to frequent, and so you had become a regular at some shops too. The people around you were nice, and you didn’t have much to worry about when it came to Jisung. He followed a routine for the most part, and wouldn’t return to the dorm until late. After lunch with friends he went to a coffee shop to finish up his assignments. He’d get really immersed in it, so you could sit at the opposite end of the shop with no issue. Today seemed like another normal day. Around seven Jisung packed up his things, making his way back to the dorm and you’d follow from a distance.
The night air had a cool breeze, and it was a Friday too, so you knew the weekend would be full of adventures. A black van suddenly speeded down the road and drove in front of Jisung’s path. Two masked individuals jumped out from the side and grabbed the boy, dragging him into the van. You quickly jumped into action and ran over. Although when you got close to the van some symbols revealed themselves and glowed, sending you flying away. You crashed against a light pole and slammed into the ground. You got up and saw the van drive out of your site. You couldn’t even sense Jisung anymore.
You got up and kicked the pole. You didn’t get a good look at the symbols on the van, but they were meant to repel an angel, possibly other creatures. It was sloppy work since it wasn’t that powerful, which probably meant this was some cult’s doing. With that being the case you knew you probably couldn’t track down Jisung on your own. You screamed into the night as you realized what you had to do next. You wished there was another option, but you didn’t have time to waste. There was a place you could go to get things started.
You made your way to a club, staring at the name flashing above the door, Inferno. You sighed and made your way inside, loud music filling your ears, the smell of alcohol, sex, and blood, all of it overwhelmed you for a moment. Inferno wasn’t a normal club, but a place for the creatures of darkness. Demons, vampires, werewolves, whatever unholy thing wanted a night of fun around here, this was the place to go. Once you adjusted to the atmosphere you looked around. The lights were low, and even then the flashes of colorful lights from the dance floor didn’t help. Still, you could sense a familiar presence around and you trusted that who you were looking for would find you among this noise.
“This isn’t a place I ever thought to find you, angel.” Taeyong whispered in your ear. “Are you finally ready to have some fun with me?”
“Hardly.” You turned around to face the two demons. “I need to speak with you.”
“We’re all ears.” Yuta smirked.
“In private.”
The two followed you outside, and you explained your situation to them. It was embarrassing to tell such demons about that, but every second you wasted put Jisung in danger. The demons listened intently, not making fun of you but rather intrigued.
“So if we help you find this boy of yours, what will you give us?” Yuta asked.
“Name your price.”
“Anything we want?”
“Within reason.”
“Hm…”
“We can’t waste time.”
“Then let’s find your ward and come back to this.” Taeyong suggested. “Does that sound good?”
It wasn’t a good idea to make an open ended deal with demons, but if anything happened to Jisung the punishment from above would be worse.
“Fine. Just behave yourselves, this is serious.”
“Of course, angel. Lead the way.”
You took the two to the scene of the crime. You could still pick on the energy from the van, and you were sure they’d pick up on it too.
“Do you recognize it? The demonic energy?”
“It’s not demonic.” Taeyong said. “Well, not exactly.”
“Then do you know who did it?”
“You think all us demons know each other or something?”
“You have a better chance of tracking this type of energy than me.”
“And here I thought angels were all powerful.” Yuta teased. “Anyway, I got a feeling.”
Yuta walked down a few buildings and into an alleyway. It had some lighting, but he went over to a part of the wall and blew out black smoke over it. Once the smoke disappeared a symbol revealed itself, but only for a moment.
“Yup. That’s a cult symbol.” Yuta confirmed. “I recognize the insignia, and those guys are big on human sacrifices.”
“That’s not good…”
“Yeah, is your boy a virgin?”
“Yes.”
“He’s gotta go out more.” Taeyong said.
“If this cult sacrifices people then he is in great danger right now, we have to find him!”
“I know. This cult is rather big with multiple locations, but there is a place nearby. We can start there.”
This time the demons led you out to a wide open field with a warehouse in the middle of nowhere. It seemed abandoned, but the two assured you there was more than meets the eye. The three of you snuck inside, discovering a whole underground facility. As soon as you had set foot through the door you felt weaker, but you knew you still had enough strength to fight if necessary. You saw what presumed were cult members around keeping guard, but you all avoided them. The demons led the way, able to sense this big gathering of souls. That’s how you came across this area that looked like a dog pound, except the cages were human size and they had people inside. Now you could actually sense Jisung and quickly found him. The boy was semi-conscious, a few bruises and cuts present on his exposed skin.
“What did they do to you…”
“Most cults take blood samples from their victims.” Taeyong explained. “See if they’re good for sacrifice or not.”
“We need to get him out of here. All of them.”
“What?”
“All these people are gonna wind up dead if we don’t save them.”
“The deal was we help you get your boy back, not liberate everyone here.”
“I’m not gonna let the others die, so help me! Please.”
The two demons glanced at each other, and Yuta rolled his eyes. Taeyong helped you break Jisung’s cage, and then went off to help Yuta open the others. You carefully helped Jisung stand up, making sure he was okay.
“Who… who are you…”
“A friend.”
The three of you managed to free all those that were held captive, and you got Jisung home in one piece. You made sure to heal his wounds and get him to bed, hoping the whole ordeal would just be a bad dream and the memory would fade soon.
“Angel.” Taeyong called. “You owe us.”
“I know. Let’s go outside.”
You met with the demons out in the alley. It was still late in the night so not many people were around. Either way you were just glad Jisung was safe.
“Alright. What do you want?”
“Hm… what to ask of an angel who can give us anything we want.” Yuta wondered.
“Within reason. I can’t just give you anything. So name your price already and let’s be done with this.”
“That’s not very nice.”
“I’m not gonna play nice with demons.”
“Ouch.” Taeyong whined. “But it’s understandable. Our kinds are mortal enemies after all.”
“Exactly. So what do you want?”
“We know what we want from you.”
“Which is?”
The demons shared a glance, and then they pounced on you. Their claws dug into your skin and they pinned you to the ground. You screamed and tried to struggle, but you heard Yuta mumble something under his breath before pressing the palm of his hand against your head and your world cut to black.
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You woke up feeling dizzy, and soon enough the feeling of shame crept into you. You never should have trusted those demons, never should have let them get so close to you. When you managed to sit up you realized you were in some kind of cage, and you couldn’t use your powers. You crawled over to the bars and looked out, recognizing where you were.
“Awake, angel?”
“What is this!”
“What do you think?” Yuta questioned. “Don’t you know cults work for us? All those sacrifices, those souls, we get them. Now of course there was no problem giving you back one soul, but you insisted on taking them all, that’s quite unfair, isn’t it?”
“What are you talking about!”
“You greedy little angel.” Taeyong spoke up. “You just had to save everyone. It’s fine though, we made a deal, and you’ll give us anything we want.”
“Which is?”
“You.”
“Me?”
“An angel as a sacrifice, that’s quite exhilarating.”
“What! Let me out this instant!”
“Don’t bother. We locked away your powers, and you’re weak here anyway because of all the warding.”
“You know it really didn’t have to go like this.” Yuta commented. “If you just would have played nice from the start we wouldn’t have had to target your little human.”
“You… you had Jisung kidnapped!”
“This isn’t how we planned things to go, but you’re still locked up for us in the end so it worked out.”
“Monsters! Let me go!”
“You owe us, remember? What kind of an angel doesn’t keep their word.”
“The ceremony should be starting soon.” Taeyong reminded. “Let’s go.”
Yuta unlocked the cage you were in and dragged you out. With no access to your power you were like any mortal, and the demon was stronger than you. They led you over to this open space, and you immediately noticed the symbols carved into the ground. You tried to fight Yuta but he held you tight. He dragged you over to the center of the room, and forced you down onto your knees. The candles surrounding you were suddenly ignited.
“What are you doing… are you going to kill me…”
“Kill you, angel, do you think we’re so cruel?” Yuta wondered. “After all the trouble we went through to get you here, do you think we’d kill you?”
“You said you were going to sacrifice me!”
“Sacrifice an angel.” Taeyong corrected. “Your divine energy corrupted and given to us would make us very powerful, and with that power we could corrupt you before you regain your strength.”
“What…”
“They say a fallen is very powerful, and very hard to create, but I like a challenge.”
“No, no, no, no, no, NO! Let me go!”
“Too late for that.”
Taeyong kicked you to the floor, and got on top of you. He held one of your arms down, and dug his claws into your flesh. Your blood caused the symbol to glow, and you could feel a pain in your chest. Yuta came over to your side, pressing his palm to your head again and mumbling something. You could feel your power returning to you, but there was also this other energy keeping you in place. You knew your eyes were lighting up gold, and you tried to break free, only for Yuta to grab your other arm and do the same.
The ground beneath you was starting to burn you, ripping a scream from your throat. You could barely make out what Taeyong and Yuta were chanting, but you could feel your power leaving you, being drained out. The black eyes from the demon boys were becoming red, as if they were slowly filling up with blood. When there was nothing left you felt a strange hollowness. This faded connection between you and heaven. Even when the demons released you, there was no strength in you to move. So you laid there, your vision fading in and out.
“… kill me… just… kill me…”
“That’s not the goal, angel.” Taeyong said, caressing your cheek. “Shall we move on to the next step.”
It was a rhetorical question for you. In this state you were powerless to stop anyone. You soon enough felt hands caressing your body, and then ripping up your clothes.
“I see they give you angels the best of everything.”
You jumped when you felt a hand between your legs, touching a part of you that was irrelevant to you. Yet their touch sent a wave of new sensations coursing through you. Cold fingers brushed against something sensitive which made you shiver. They weren’t gonna be gentle about this. You felt a finger pushing into your flesh, and to your surprise it gave way, your body reacting to welcome him. You knew about sex, something mortals did for fun and procreation, but it’s not something you ever thought to participate in.
“There’s nothing quite like fucking a virgin.” Taeyong chuckled. “Especially an angel.”
You couldn’t even see straight, so when a second and third finger were working you over you were just melting. The sensation was like something you never could have imagined. Even if you wanted to resist, your body was at the mercy of this demon. Then he hit something inside you, some kind of button that sent your eyes rolling to the back of your head every time he touched it. He knew what he was doing, and was purposefully doing it over and over to make you go stupid.
“I think you’re ready.”
You had never been kissed before, so when Taeyong had his lips to yours you were quite surprised. It was just a distraction though. He grabbed your legs and spread them apart, then you felt something much bigger than three fingers pushing into you. A scream escaped your throat, but it felt so good. Taeyong got every inch inside you, and wasted no time moving. His strength caused your body to shake and rock with him with every thrust. Your body was on fire again but in a different way. Then he started slowing down, switching positions.
Now he was the one laying on the floor and you were on top of it. If you could think straight you’d realize this was probably a good chance to escape, but even then that wasn’t the case. Yuta soon came over and hugged you from behind. His hands cupped your breasts and massaged them, further clouding your mind. Taeyong took your distraction as an opportunity, thrusting up into you, and the new angle created a different feeling. You leaned back against Yuta for a moment before pushing off him and letting your wings out. That caught Yuta off guard for a moment, but soon enough his hands were gently touching them. He realized you reacted to the touch, your wings also being sensitive.
“Aren’t you magnificent? Taeyong, look.” Yuta pointed at your feathers. “They’re turning gray.”
“It really is so much fun corrupting a divine being like this.”
Yuta kissed at your neck, sucking on the skin and leaving his mark. Taeyong was moving slowly, but it was still building up something inside you.
“Can I join in, angel?”
“Hm…”
You didn’t understand what Yuta meant, but he wasn’t gonna explain either. Taeyong got you off him and moved you around so you were on your hands and knees, and he never pulled out from you. He grabbed your hips firmly and began his rhythmic thrusts again, driving you insane. Your mouth was already hanging open, bits of drool coming out, and that was an open invitation. Yuta stepped up to you, and you felt him push something warm and throbbing into your mouth. You gagged on his cock, but he held you still.
“You can take it.”
He wasn’t wrong as you soon enough adjusted to his length, and then he started thrusting too. They were both violating you at the same time, overwhelming you with these feelings. You felt that there was something building up inside of you. It was scary and thrilling all at once. The only visible form of struggling present was your wings flapping around uncontrollably. As the two got sloppy you knew they were close, and you had no idea what would happen to you when they climaxed. It wasn’t that much of a concern as they had already fried your brain and sapped any strength out of you. All you knew was that a moment later you felt something hot down your throat and running down your legs, followed by your own feeling of euphoria as you convulsed from this new sensation.
Yuta pulled out, but made sure you kept your mouth shut and told you to swallow every drop. You had to do so if you wanted to breathe properly, and only then did he let you go. Taeyong thrust into you a few more times, just to make you twitch before laying you down. You were clearly out of it, and most likely on the verge of passing out. The two demons looked at you laid out before them. Marked up with their seed dripping out of you, and a blissed out look on your face. They noticed some feathers had already turned black, and the rest were soon to follow. It was a great sacrifice. They could feel their new power flowing through their veins, and see that they had a new toy to play with.
“Chain her up.” Taeyong ordered. “And don’t let the others touch her. That angel belongs to us.”
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Part 7
Bestie: You don't get to fall asleep until I say so bitch boy. Fuck you.
Honey: I say oh yeah one more time I'm gonna turn into the Kool-aid man
Guy: *Kool-aid man voice* oh yeah!
Asher: Did your mom just say she misses me with a gun?!
Aaron: Self-control has one L.
Smartass: fuck you. go burn in hell. you bitch.
Freelancer: fuck you and fuck you and hi
Gavin: aww you wanna fuck me
Freelancer: in that outfit yes.
Guy (to the tune of do you wanna build a snowman): do you wanna fuck a snowman
Asher: Culinary cult
Damien: You're trying to convert to-
Freelancer: Titties
Angel: I'm gonna ram into a pole. Not as hard as I ram into your mom
Angel: I can't read
David: I know
Angel: so mean
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this is partly as coming from someone who's never seen the film & just generally curious - what are some of your favorite pieces of your own original lore you have for peter? whether it's things you've changed from the film or have made up on your own?
BHHFJKHFJKFH A CHANCE TO GO APESHIT ABOUT THE THINGS I'VE DONE? HELL YEAH!!!! ILY @theha1r !!!! under a read more for long rambly stuff and a couple of mature themes!
the world works based on a "scale" sort of setting. there are sixteen dimensions; each dimension houses differing planes, planets, races, parallel timelines and so on. earth is within the d3 realm— which, yes, is very low. we as humans, on average, aren't privy to things like magic, divine /infernal entities, not even a lot of monsters / cryptids, etc. we boast about our intelligence constantly yet we know very little about the world beyond our tiny rock. this in turn makes peter a very interesting case, as he learns magic and utilises it to destroy these evil forces from dimensions several tiers above him. mans is fighting FAR beyond his means from the very beginning as paimon is from d10.
kind of related to the above point: paimon has a LOT of parallels with peter and this is on purpose. paimon is outrageously strong, but it isn't because he's a demon; demons, to humans, are op as fuck, but you've gotta remember how weak humans actually are; that puts it into perspective that demons, in the scope of the universe, are not actually that powerful. anyways, paimon is absurdly powerful because he is well travelled. paimon's story is literally too huge to delve into in this post ( that's what his about page is for, which i swear i'm in the process of writing lmao ), but before he becomes what he is, he was uncommitted to his kind and spent his time learning about interdimensional travel and visiting other realms. he has learned so much from beings both higher and lower on the dimensional totem pole than he is, and all of this knowledge has culminated into one terrible foe when he eventually becomes the antagonist of peter's story. similarly, peter becomes absurdly powerful because of his exposure to these higher beings. he asks for help, without shame, from a d16 entity ( that being am, who manifests as his staff ) and despite paimon terrorising him, peter does listen to him. later on, when he banishes paimon, he continues in his studies of magic and keeps am around because he's his FRIEND.
the whole biological father thing i discussed in my previous anons is just so gnarly and i genuinely love it. it's so fucked up and nasty and obviously i hate the sa element for annie ( after all, can an act be truly consensual even if you verbally say yes if you're under false pretences? like i have to stress that this man did not hurt her / force himself on her, but the entire reason she was willing to sleep with him was because of paimon's thrall, so in that regard......... ehhhh, it's real dubious and twisted ) but i really enjoy that glimpse into the cult's cruelty and how they'll stop at nothing to get what they want. joan is so cunning anyway but she's SO MUCH MORE SO in my stuff and that works out so badly for the grahams, especially for peter.
also love that DEMONS / ANGELS ARE NOT TIED TO RELIGION AT ALL. this is ofc just my own way of life / personal feelings but........ i don't........ reallyfuckwithreligionasaconceptso........ i really enjoy the fact that i've separated paimon from his biblical stuff ( i take some inspiration, of course, but he's not an entity based on religion! ). i enjoy it so much because it really ramps up the cosmic horror element for pete. he's not dealing with something humans have knowledge on; he's dealing with something beyond his comprehension, something that's never really been seen before. demons as they're portrayed in media / religion are NOT the demons that actually exist and that takes a toll on peter and forces him to think outside of the box. he knows things that NO human should know and all he uses it to do is absolve himself of his own curse? he has all the ways in the world to go insane and destroy humanity or whatever and he just. takes care of the cult and banishes the demon theey brought forth to fuck with him....... Power Move of the fucking millennia.
also, a non-heavy headcanon ( sort of? ): peter has baseball hats hung up in his room, though he never expresses any sort of interest in it ( doesn't have any other memorabillia, etc ). i headcanon that he kept them from his early days of his dad trying to connect with him as a little kid because charlie liked the art of the mascots on the front and it helped peter connect with her. she liked to draw them and it was one of her main references for learning, outside of her..... uh..... shoebox of animal.......... heads......... yeah that's a thing.............
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Hi, I want to know if Henry VII and Elizabeth of York got married to unite two families that had been hostile for many years, did the multiple rebellions of the York Party during the Tudor dynasty mean that this wish was thwarted? Or are these rebellious Yorkers mostly supporters of Richard III rather than Edward IV? How did the hundreds of English nobles who were exiled with Henry Tudor fare during the Tudor dynasty? Do they agree with the Tudor dynasty? I heard that many Yorkers expressed joy when Henry VIII ascended the throne?
Hello! @blackboar answered a similar ask (here) and I agree with most of their points. The purpose of Henry and Elizabeth's marriage was to unite two very specific rival claims which could (and did) mean more stability for the realm in the long run**. However, other claims were still around in the form of the cadet York branches headed by George of Clarence's children and the de la Poles (the children of Edward IV's sister) as well as the claim headed by the Duke of Buckingham. Most of the English political elite was already in support of Edward IV's direct heirs and by extension to Henry VII but ultimately anyone discontented with the Henry's regime could always support those other claims. That doesn't mean Elizabeth and Henry's marriage failed its purpose.
How did the hundreds of English nobles who were exiled with Henry Tudor fare during the Tudor dynasty?
They were restored to the positions they lost when they rebelled against Richard III and Henry VII granted offices/rewards to several of them. Most of Edward IV's councillors received a place in Henry VII's council too and were favoured by him.
Do they agree with the Tudor dynasty? I heard that many Yorkers expressed joy when Henry VIII ascended the throne?
Considering they remained almost two years with Henry in exile, yes. As to how Henry VII was perceived after he ascended the throne, the continuator of the Croyland Chronicle said that 'he [Henry] began to receive the praises of all as though he had been an angel sent down from heaven, through whom God had deigned to visit His people, and to deliver it from the evils with which it had hitherto, beyond measure, been afflicted.' This is not Croyland's opinion of Henry (as ricardians like to claim) but rather his retelling of the events and the actions of the people around him, very much punctuated by irony as well.
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** Although the political/ruling elite was already consistely united behind Edward IV, it's difficult to measure the feelings still surviving in the popular imagination. Henry VI was a very popular saint and his memory was intensely revered to the point that Edward IV tried to suppress his cult. There were likely some political aspects to it as every other cult dedicated to 'political martyrs' in that century did. Henry VII's reconciling discourse to the realm touched on feelings that were, presumably, still very much alive in popular memory. 20,000 or more englishmen died in a single battle between Lancaster and York (Towton) in the 1460s. I don't think people had completely recovered from the memory of those battles yet. We should never downsize the Wars of the Roses to an event that involved the ruling elites only. Common people lived and died in those wars and Edward IV, Warwick, Richard III and Henry VII all tried to dialogue with their aspirations and fears. So in a sense Henry VII's reconciling discourse was very much propaganda, but it most likely wasn't baseless propaganda rooted in no popular sentiment, as propaganda very rarely (if ever) is.
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hey giyz imma put up a pole for now then update because i literally cannot update two at a time so im wondering which one do you guys want me to updaye fiest 🫶🫶
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Christmas Drabble
It’s late I know, but I wanted to share this still, in compensation for the lack of Cuphead content lately. Long story drabble warning
Creon was actually on an expedition to suss out a possible lead to a magical artifact. She didn’t expect to make it home in time for Christmas. Heck, even Lucy/Devil didn’t think that they’d finish in time. Sadly the location and said artifact was a bust, since Mortimer Freeze didn’t have any particular artifact that fit that description. Thankfully, Creon and Lucy/Devil didn’t have to continue fighting Mortimer. Mortimer thought they were after the Icy Sugar Cubes he was guarding. Mortimer was a bit confused when the “intruders” were willing to stop fighting. Mortimer is so used to having to scare away thieves and intruders. In truth, it’s been too long since he’s had legit visitors who don’t mean him any ill-will. At least Creon has no ill will, Lucy/Devil was all for turning Mortimer into a puddle. Sometimes, chasing away said intruders is the only interaction Mortimer gets.
Instead they attended his early (impromptu) Christmas party. Lucy/Devil begrudgingly went along with the festivities since Creon preferred to not prolong fighting, and she also felt sorry for Mortimer. Mortimer was clearly a lonely guy, with a heavy task of guarding the Icy Sugar Cubes. To cope with his prolonged isolation and the lack of visitors (and being wary of thieves coming after the Icy Sugar Cubes), he made his own cult and his own cult members. Creon managed to get Lucy/Devil to let loose and have fun when they had a skate-off on the very durable ice conjured by Mortimer. Creon is always paranoid about breaking the ice if she lets loose when ice-skating. They also let Mortimer show off his fortune-telling skills.
Creon immediately heads home, with hopes of getting home to enjoy Christmas with the Cup family. She definitely shocked them. At first they freaked out thinking she was an unhinged ax murderer that broke into the house. Creon managed to help salvage their burnt christmas tree by giving it a Charlie-Brown treatment. They cut off stray pine tree branches and tied them to twine or string, Then they lined those strings to form a 3D silhouette of a cone, and proceed to decorate with more handmade decorations of paper and origami. They can add another method of tree decorating to their tree-dition.
Maybe there are more days before Christmas eve so that gives Creon more time to prepare Lucy/Devil’s present. She was really lucky to have prepared the cup family’s presents before leaving for her expedition. Also they have time to prepare for food. The cup family get to have fun traditions of cooking more of Creon’s favorite dishes or winter treats. Creon also gets to test out using the Icy Sugar Cubes she was gifted to make Bingsu (Shaved Ice) or other desserts such as fresh fruit tarts.
As for the Devil, when He does go to the North Pole to ask Santa about the “Nice” list, the results are quite different. In this AU, the Devil is still THE #1 on the “Naughty” list. But He did actually do a few good things. His overwhelming deeds of evil and malice overshadow those few good deeds. There were a few years where the Devil was actually decent in the Medieval period, and present day where He’s questionably okay as “Lucius Mayweather.”
The Devil is very confused and doesn’t remember that bit during the Medieval times. But then the Devil gets the brilliant idea of staying close with Creon all throughout as “Lucy.” Santa reluctantly agrees, but he keeps bringing up that the Devil is STILL technically lying to Creon by being in disguise. The Devil swears with confidence that He’ll be a “perfect” angel, and then immediately recoils in disgust at what He just said.
Lucy/Devil knocks on the Cup residence door, and Creon happens to answer the door. She did not expect a visit from Lucy, and He mostly doesn’t come by at all (except for the few times He initially hounded Creon for a date, so He could curse her with a demonic artifact). Lucy/Devil lies about how He wanted to spend Christmas with His good friend and maybe experience what it’s like to spend Christmas the “Plebeian way.” Creon is kinda annoyed, but also creeped out by how desperate Lucy is trying to get into the house. She tries to explain why He can’t just invite himself, how she still doesn’t trust Lucy around Cuphead and Mugman, and mostly everyone doesn’t like Him. Creon wants a stress-free (close to it) Christmas, and she knows Lucy will make things really stressful and uncomfortable for everyone.
As Lucy/Devil tries to brute force His way through the door, He causes Creon to step back a bit. At the same time, Cuphead and Mugman were walking close by with something fragile or crucial for Christmas prep. One of them tripped over Creon’s legs, and chaos ensued. Two crying children, a mess, and a pissed off Creon. I’m not sure what they dropped. Maybe it was more personalized decorations for their “fixed” tree. Or some ingredient for a meal they were looking forward to tasting. Or it was their surprise present for Creon. Lucy/Devil realizes that He’s utterly f***ed. Creon is furious that Lucy/Devil made her boys cry. Creon rips into Him, telling Him to never darken their doorstep, and that He could forget about His present. Creon had originally prepared a gift for Him, but now she’s lost any goodwill for Him at that moment.
Lucy/Devil is in shock at being so rudely booted from the cottage. But most of all, He feels hurt and rejected. Not only were His plans to be “nice” ruined, but He was rejected and denied from even partaking in something. The feeling of rejection festers and now He’s in a horrible mood. In fact He’s in no mood to even hear out Santa’s other option to get on the “Nice” list. And why should He lower Himself to any other being? He’s the Devil, He bows to no one. He decides to just hold Santa hostage. And now with how hurt He feels, He wants everyone to hurt.
What better way to get what He wants AND hurt people than stealing everyone’s Christmas? If He can’t get His choo choo, no one gets their presents. Devil brings a small chunk of imps and demons to storm the North Pole. To be extra spiteful, He broadcasts all over the world that He has captured Santa and that Christmas is finished. Creon and the family were actually in the city getting some last minute supplies when the global broadcast was made.
Creon decides to go and save Santa, for her boys. The Devil has not only ruined everyone’s Christmas, but He ruined the boys Christmas. She reluctantly takes the boys with her when they beg to go with her. After briefly making sure they’re equipped for the frigid cold and packed a few supplies, Creon manages to secure the fastest flight with Hildaberg. The boys secretly want to go to Santa in hopes that they can convince Santa to put Creon on the “Nice” list. They’re still horrified at the concept of Santa not existing, since Santa has been around for so long in this world. In a way, they want to give Creon a piece of a childhood she was deprived of.
The journey to Santa’s Workshop was a bit rough, due to the elements and cold. Creon was actually guided by a large white reindeer. All three were able to hitch a ride with their ethereal guide. Along the way, they also ran into some angry winter denizens that heard the white reindeer’s call. They happen to be Santa’s oldest friends and also provide certain supplies for Santa’s toy production. They came to assist Creon in saving Santa.
Mortimer Freeze had heard rumors about a crazy b!t(h going to save Santa from the Devil. Realizing it’s his new friend, he sends his whale to ferry some snow golems to help Creon. Due to the Devil’s hostile takeover, the magic that kept the workshop hidden and secure was weakened. That and the yuletide beings know the way. Let’s just say that the imps guarding outside were not expecting someone to actually storm the workshop.
The rescue party easily subdues all the imps and the demons. The white reindeer freed all of Santa’s reindeer and proceeded to riot. Cuphead and Mugman have fun pelting imps with their slingshots and just causing a lot of chaos and property damage. While a siege was taking place, the Devil was threatening Santa into putting the Devil on the “Nice” list. Apparently, Santa won’t give anyone a present if they’re not on the “Nice” list.
Finally the Devil got the brilliant idea to threaten to destroy the presents instead. It’s at that moment that Creon rushes into Santa’s office, and yeets a giant, mahogany nutcracker at the Devil. A brawl ensues. With Santa freed, he’s able to call for the E.L.F.S (Effective Liberating Flight Squad) to help (guess which film I referenced). With Creon wielding the giant spoon , she’s made it easier to subdue the Devil with her new allies.
Sadly, a small chunk of presents were destroyed during the chaos, and some parts of the workshop are in need of repair. Santa uses his magic to slowly get things operational again. Santa’s friends pitch in and bring supplies needed. Creon also persuaded (threatens) the remaining imps and demons that they need to pitch in as reparation for assaulting the North Pole. Stickler and Elf Stickler do end up pointing out that they do need to “pay up.” The hostile takeover was an unprovoked offense, so the Devil has to deal.
Now the problem is that there’s not enough time for Santa to deliver the presents. Then Santa asks Creon to help deliver. Creon is unsure how she’d be of any help since she doesn’t have magic; only for the white reindeer to nudge Creon into accepting the role. Santa and all the other winter denizens are familiar with this mysterious reindeer. It rarely comes to strangers or even anyone else. Only Santa and other winter demi-beings know of it. Legends say that Santa’s reindeer are descendants of this very reindeer.
The reindeer is quite comfortable with helping Creon in this rather daunting task. Daunting because it’s freaking Santa Claus, for realsies. Someone Creon never thought she’d ever meet in her lifetime, no thanks to her gene-donor’s malicious child-rearing skills (or lack of). At this point, Creon got fed up with just calling the reindeer “buddy” and asked if it wanted a name. To everyone’s surprise, the Reindeer cleverly reveals its name with kiddy alphabet blocks, spelling Lior.
With Santa going light-speed, and Creon covering other regions of the world, they actually make it in time. Creon actually brought Cuphead and Mugman to be her eyes and ears when delivering presents without having to enter houses or squeeze through chimneys. Creon’s been getting more creative with using the spoon to deliver presents. Some of Mortimer’s tinier snow minions help out as well.
They managed to finish everything on the stroke of midnight. The workshop is fully repaired and operational. The elves had prepared some refreshments and treats so everyone is chilling and having a mini Christmas party. The Devil is still bound in magical wrapping paper and ribbons, sulking in a corner, guarded by the E.L.F.S members. Henchman occasionally tries to feed the Devil some hot cocoa or cookies.
Santa reveals that he decided to give Cuphead and Mugman their presents personally as a job well done. Both boys are ecstatic, especially Cuphead. Cuphead didn’t think he’d be on the “Nice” list since he was aware that he was a bit naughty this year. When Santa reveals Cuphead’s present, the same train set the Devil wanted, everyone nearby witnesses the Devil’s brief joy at the train set.
Creon is the first one to connect the dots, and she is pissed and completely drained at the absurdity of it all. When Santa confirms that all of this fuss was because the Devil wanted to get on the “Nice” list to get a toy train and failed to be “nice,” everyone nearby is quite flabbergasted about the situation. The Devil is embarrassed that He’s been outed, but He gets more pissed when He notices that Creon is actually looking at Him with pity.
The Cup brothers then remember their REAL mission for tagging along for the North Pole. They plead their case to Santa to put Creon on the “Nice” list. Creon is really touched by this, but she assures them that her meeting the OG real Santa is already good enough for her. But lo and behold, Santa reveals that due to Creon’s presence, Santa finally decided on making a third list for people in-between the “nice” and “naughty” scale. They won’t get the present they want, but they’ll get some form of gift to acknowledge that their good efforts have been noticed.
Creon is honestly confused, because she can’t be that one exception and there must’ve been others like her before. Surprisingly, not a lot. And if there were, they’ve fallen out of the Christmas spirit, become too jaded, or slid too far into the “Naughty” scale. Creon is overwhelmed as Santa explains how moved he was with Creon’s many moments of altruism, protectiveness, and love during her time here in Inkwell. Now, since Creon personally came to free Santa and help him, that’s automatically bumped her up to the “Nice” list.
Then Creon asks Santa if she can forfeit her spot on the “Nice” list for someone else instead. She asks that the Devil take her spot so He can get the train set He desperately wants. Everyone is shocked. The Devil is shocked, then enraged at the thought of His enemy giving Him any ounce of pity. Creon legitimately feels sorry for the Devil, and how He actually tried to be “nice” for once in His immortal life, only to fail miserably and resort to blackmailing Santa.
Creon can empathize with how difficult it is to be “nice” or civil to people, especially people that annoy her or just downright deplorable. In a way, with how $h!tty this year probably was for Him (losing souls, getting humiliated and sucker-punched), she can see how He probably wanted something nice for a change.
Cuphead and Mugman are really outraged, but they begrudgingly respect her decision. Then Cuphead has an epiphany and tells Creon to keep her earned “nice” spot. Cuphead can kind of understand where the Devil is coming from. Cuphead also has a difficult time being nice, and he admitted this initially. But after the memorable memories of tonight, he truly understands what Elder Kettle meant about how Christmas was about cherishing people close and dear.
And Creon has been a great example of compassion and goodwill (most of the time), that he wants to extend that goodwill to the one being who clearly needs it the most. After all, it’s not like anyone else is going to give the Devil a present, right? Cuphead also explains to Mugman that he’s going to remember this night and cherish it. It’s not everyday that a kid goes to Santa’s workshop, helps save Santa and Christmas, and effectively torment the Devil with good ol’ kindness.
Cuphead decides to give his train set to the Devil, despite how vehemently the Devil froths and rages about not wanting any pity presents. Seeing how the Devil is refusing the coveted train, Creon and the Cup brothers start being more aggressive in wishing the Devil a merry Christmas. Then they start piling on why they want to thank the Devil for putting them in scenarios that test and strengthen their bonds. Each scenario brought them closer than ever and reminded them how much they cherish each other. The Devil is begging at this point to be freed from being tortured with kindness.
The Devil is still gift-wrapped so He has to resort to grabbing His pitchfork with His teeth to teleport Him and the army back to Hell. Cuphead gave the train set to Henchman to carry since the Devil kept trying to bite them. Lior actually gifts Creon a peridot gem, by stamping its hoof on the ground. Creon is touched but sad that she has nothing to repay it. Lior seems to not need anything. But it does seem melancholy as it gazes at Creon. Lior gives Creon a departing nudge before going back into the northern wilds.
Santa then gives the tired Cups and Creon a ride back to the cottage. Before leaving, Santa gives Creon a small token; he uses Christmas magic to make Lior’s peridot gem glow with warmth and it is fashioned into a necklace. Creon is honestly tearing up at her first gift from the real Santa. Seeing how Creon is tearing up, he also asks Creon if she’d like a hug. She doesn’t refuse the offer for a hug.
They see Elder Kettle and the goat sleeping near the fireplace, as if he were waiting for them to return. They all decide to just bundle up some blankets and pillows and sleep next to the fire.
When morning comes, everyone is somewhat sleepy but ready to enjoy Christmas. They start off with exchanging gifts. The Cup family has a big surprise for Creon. Elder Kettle reveals that they’ve officially and legally adopted Creon into the family registry. Despite knowing that Creon won’t be here for long, they wanted her to know that she is family to them. Creon is overwhelmed by this. They enjoy preparing for dinner and treats to enjoy, while Creon and Elder Kettle swap stories. Also Creon gives the Cup bros a beginner crossbow lesson. They really wanted to test out their new crossbows that Creon gifted them.
As for the Devil, He immediately crawled to bed after a full hour of burning off the magic gift wrapping. He moped and sulked in embarrassment until He fell asleep. When Christmas morning came, He almost didn’t want to get up. He only got up reluctantly due to Henchman’s insistence. He is surprised to see a giant train set waiting for him. Henchman explains that he built it himself all night, since he figured the Devil wasn’t going to enjoy the train that Cuphead had gifted Him. Henchman had actually chatted up with some of Santa’s elves during that mini Christmas party, so Henchman was able to build it much faster.
The Devil is immensely touched by Henchman’s gift and forethought. Henchman asks the Devil what He plans to do with Cuphead’s train. The Devil’s mood sours and almost burns that train on sight. Instead He orders Henchman to put it away and out of sight. Henchman doesn’t comment about how the boss hasn’t burnt it ash or ordered for permanent disposal.
Later on, the Devil decides to go out and see if He can squeeze in some Christmas chaos before the day ends. Right before He’s about to start some $h!t, He notices Creon from afar. It seems like she’s been looking for someone, and even asking some people if they’ve seen “Lucy.” Devil is curious so He dons the“Lucius” disguise.
When Lucy/Devil approaches Creon, He’s surprised that Creon wanted to give Him a present. Creon actually apologizes for her harsh words yesterday about not giving Lucy His gift. The other stuff about Him being an invasive and rude creep, she’s not sorry. Creon confesses that despite her distrust of Lucy, she is still grateful for His help. She would’ve died sooner if it weren’t for Lucy. Lucy/Devil doesn’t know what to do with the gratitude, and is shocked that Creon still intended to give Him a present.
Creon had been using some rare spider silk to create a silken ascot tie. Lucy/Devil knows how rare that particular spider silk is. He was there when they barely got out of that one expedition alive. He’s really touched by the care that was put into the handmade gift. Creon has had to practice a lot with using EK’s sewing machine.
Instead of casually snarking about how plain it is, Lucy/Devil genuinely thanks Creon for the gift. Creon is actually surprised by how genuine He is at that moment. They both depart to their respective residences. Creon actually smiles giddily at the thought of calling the cottage “home.” Even though it’s temporary, for now it’s home. The Devil completely forgot about causing chaos after getting a hand-made gift. Suffice it to say, almost everyone had a good Christmas.
#creon in inkwell#creon gilead#the devil who stole christmas#cuphead and mugman#cuphead devil#lucius mayweather#santa claus#cuphead henchman#mortimer freeze#christmas drabbles#late christmas post
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Hey mootie! I have some asks from your noisy ask post.
7: Have tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
15: Favorite movie
38: My childhood career choice
I have two tattoos, a spider and a pinky promise lineart both on my right arm.
Currently just have angel fangs (and they're cool as hell), planning to get a labret when I'm not broke and too busy to schedule it.
My favorite movie is probably either The Goonies, Labyrinth, or Ponyo. All top tier comfort movies.
My very earliest career choice (besides, like, world famous celebrity princess cult leader, but kids be like that) was stripper for some reason?? I think I saw one movie with a scene at a strip club and one of the big things at recess in early elementary was trying to pole-dance on the broken tetherball thing. Then, when I had to be more realistic with my career options I hopped between preschool teacher and embalmer from probably 3rd grade until graduation.
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Wednesday, May 29, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: MASTERCHEF (CTV) 8:00pm
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
CBC GEM SORT OUT YOUR LIFE (Season 1)
CRAVE TV MOVIECRASH, MOVIEPASS
DISNEY + STAR HEARTLAND DOCS, DVM (Season 5) LIFE BELOW ZERO: FIRST ALASKANS (Seasons 2 and 3)
NETFLIX CANADA BIONIC (BR) COLORS OF EVIL: RED (PL) DANCING FOR THE DEVIL: THE 7M TIKTOK CULT
MLB BASEBALL (SN1) 7:00pm: Jays vs. White Sox (SN Now) 9:30pm: Yankees vs. Angels
PWHL HOCKEY (TSN4) 7:00pm: Game 5 - Minnesota vs. Boston
2024 MEMORIAL CUP (TSN) 7:00pm: Round Robin - Saginaw Spirit vs. London Knights
ICE QUAKE (Crave) 7:25pm: Michael (Brendan Fehr), a military geologist, takes his family hiking in Alaska. After a series of earthquakes opens fissures and geysers in the ice, Michael realizes a greater catastrophe may be looming.
MLS SOCCER (TSN5) 7:30pm: CF Montreal vs. DC United (TSN5) 10:30pm: LAFC vs. Minnesota
NHL HOCKEY (CBC/SN) 8:30pm: Game 4 - Stars vs. Oilers
CEBL BASKETBALL (TSN3) 9:00pm: Scarborough vs. Calgary
DARK CITY: THE CLEANER (Showcase) 9:00pm: Joe zeros in on the copycat, but he may have met his match. Inspector Stevens ups the ante.
SISTAS (BET Canada) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Maurice and Grayson have a serious conversation about their future together; Andi delivers devastating news to Jordan, causing him to show another side of himself.
MOONSHINERS: MASTER DISTILLER (Discovery Canada) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): On a special Master Distiller Tournament, five champion outlaw distillers battle it out in a backwoods battle royale; Amanda, Richard, Kelly, Tater and Mike pit their ingenuity against each other in a series of sudden-elimination challenges.
ARCTIC BLAST (Crave) 9:00pm: A scientist must save the day when violent storms threaten Earth's magnetic poles.
FARMING FOR LOVE (CTV) 10:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Canadians searching for their soulmates open up their farms to a select group of urban singles; the daters must immerse themselves in a series of challenges, group activities, and intimate dates with the goal of finding their one true love.
DARK SIDE OF COMEDY (Much) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Struggling with addiction and a low self-image, Chris Farley's friends at "Saturday Night Live" conspired to help save him.
#cdntv#cancon#canadian tv#canadian tv listings#dark city: the cleaner#mlb baseball#pwhl hockey#memorial cup#mls soccer#nhl hockey#cebl basketball
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She told me I could put my cart over by that pole so I said no I'm leaving that little old lady over there that is the only person with a non stealable cart is killing you of her religious cult....you were told that elderly lady forcibly is a cult mother to you and you have to support her at starbucks all the time....the male felon releases will get man hunted so your told it's your brother and you have to die supporting it felonny religious cults steal all you have from you to support the felony poor....that's their starbucks community and as soon as that old lady refused to go to a rest home he prosecuted you for refusing to support her if you even have enough to buy a coffee there you didnt support that old lady.....that old lady has a satanist knit....she is a satanist
Only that old lady can go there and your an evil adult that won't support her good enough
Kids the old youth are all vulnerable you are an evil adult and you did everything ever and that's why
That old lady will keep rape ing and battering disabilities with forced job programs for her social check till she finally doesn't have California and when she tries to consume Starbucks regularly say in Arizona they will puke her till she stays in a rest home and stops bothering high level activity
Their satanists and don't believe indigenous people are God....and they will keep doing obsessive things in places like deserts of Arizona and when they try to parasite from a religious cult that forces women battered for children males old etc.....they finally have drought and can't cope with the hepatitus Starbucks is known for
There isn't drought here so that old lady can manage like it's okay to parasite on the fellonny religious cult.....that's the males also they will be obsessively selfish batterers till not allowed California laziness and when it's new Mexico state troopers train for everything there and will truly man hunt him for being the type of Nazi that expected us all put down for his tips
That young man truly does believe he is a GQ superior and he can accomplish it all alone and the world is better with our species gone
That man this morning had several cards on him and will still have used your daily twenty to pick up his latte their very creepy evil people who jackass they truly don't care about insult and shame on themselves
Hells angels their gonna be like yea we is white here and you can be a roadie and get into chasing them down.....governments to white crime have no shame conscience or decency at all it's a white and it caused slavery instead of being a slave
If you ask me whites learned it from Africans they learned Confederate crime from Africans
Starbucks staff is injured Jews and they kept calling them invasives to exterminate they deliberately spread disease that car pile up would not stop trying to exterminate them....
They wouldn't stop calling them foreign Poirot vaccines so they learn in asylums to spread biological weapons
There is nothing she hates more then the fish and if the fish is around your the immigrant he is
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With Sün being the summer spirit where are the other 3?
They are around! They just don't tend to interact much all together (Autumn & Winter actively dislike Spring & Summer and vice versa; Spring & Summer tolerate eachother but they also dislike one another because each thinks they're greater/better than the other, etc.), hibernate, have their own realms, or are just reclusive:
Sr. Primavera (the Spring Spirit) enters an underground hibernation period throughout the very beginning of Autumn, and it's not until the start of Spring that he arises from his spot like a flower. His entire biology is very plant-like. ;
Jack O' Lantern (the Autumn Spirit) spends his time in his own dimension where it's peroetually Autumn & he can create all kinds of weird monsters or mess around (playfully) with the inhabitants of his realm (which are either cursed beings from the mortal realm that cannot exist/resurface until Autumn, refuged celestial beings that more often than not are angels, or ghosts/restless souls). ;
Xmas (the Winter Spirit) is strictly reclused in his little cabin in the North Pole because of his seasonal depression caused by his own season (and because he easily gets colds so he would rather stay inside if he doesn't need to go out to collect whatever thing), it would be extremely rare and uncharacteristic to see Xmas out and about more than once a year. The only other reason he would have to exit his home other than collect necessities, is to visit the Autumn Spirit, his boyfriend.
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Sün and Primavera have cult followings in their name that worship them, while the other two do not because they actively discourage this kind of unhingedness + prefer to remain largely unknown by most of mankind to avoid these types of people that are willing to start a whole religion off of them.
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Sün I would argue is the most 'important' out of the rest of them (causing them/their power to be dependant on him) because of his connection with our star, The Sun. This (frustratingly enough) further inflates his ego because he's fully aware of that, and uses it to his advantage to fearmonger humans that worship him of what'll happen if he is not prayed to (lies of land destruction, solar flares or meteorites falling like the one in the prehistoric era, and to act all holier-than-thou).
It's also very important to acknowledge: Sün has not always been the way that he is now. He has adapted to how humans treat him. How he acts and behaves is a reflection of humankind. Much like how many generations of people will grow up to be greedy or emotionally isolated if that is all they are presented with/engage with for decades since birth. You become what you surround yourself with.
Sün is not a true deity, he is a supernatural creature that is wrongly worshipped as a God, people have built him up to where he is- and they could take that away from him if the wool were to be removed from their eyes. He was once a much more animalistic creature, much like the first prehistoric species of humans; his intellect, his ability to speak, his entire physical form, all evolved and changed with humanity.
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We have to clarify things because apparently there’s another guy that tried to steal Zontar’s fame, this is the only one and true Zontar, that’s also the coolest t shirt I have seen for a long time
From Cult Collectibles, you can order now it’s on sale
Can we expect Zontar to return?
Why not as a sci fi retro B movie, Zontar the Thing from Venus is a classic of the genre
Are there lots of people that watch sci fi B movies from the 50′s?
Yes I think so yes, sci fi B movies from the 50′s on has its audience, 50′s 60′s also the 70′s there’s people that watch that stuff
What makes you watch them?
I don’t know they’re cheesy without the hype, they’re like a good pizza
How much would such a museum cost?
220, 240M, upwards to 260 or 280 with everything included, it’s not the cost really it’s the importance of having a sci fi museum, sci fi is a large share of the movies industry
Plus it’s not only ticket sales there’s also merchandising, I think people would question why there’s no sci fi museum in Los Angeles yet more than question its cost
A win win deal can be found with the city of Los Angeles where they provide the land parcel for the museum, centrally located like we said, and the friends of the museum society finance its construction, so basically it’s not costing them anything except for the land parcel
How about Zontar at the White House?
Why not that was his ultimate goal, maybe he’s there already
How does the movie end?
A spoiler you mean? Zontar is surrounded by a mob of furious citizens at the White House, in his attempt to flee on his UFO he hits a power pole and dies electrocuted
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Troll language rules theory
Words that are the same as ours:
-Highblood lingo includes all human words except anatomy terms, time, romance and some other words exclusive to Alternia
-Coffee, numbers, feelings except romantic ones, naturally occurring structures, places and phenomena (caverns, sea, etc), verbs, weapons, anatomy terms, most candy, most fruit, most clothes, some fish, some insects
-Some TV series and celebrities with the added “Troll” before the name
Words that are descriptive or synonymous versions of ours:
-Vegetables
-Animals (generally related to a unique characteristic or sound; might contain beast, vermin, creature, fiend, fowl or bug)
-Parts of the house (block replaces room) , artificially occurring structures (like bridges)
-Movies, books, drinks except coffee, kitchenware, tools, accessories, appliances and decoration
-Bicycle, skateboard, pedestrian conveyance and others
Words that are apparently the same to ours but with different meaning and nuance:
-Romantic feelings
-Buckets
-Day and night inverted as well as related terms
Portmanteaus
Quadrants
Jobs (generally mixes sections of words from a violent job or activity with normal one). A theory for job naming convention is further discussed in the linked post
Compound words and completely new terms
-Food (often related to grub which is mostly used as flour, meat and sauce)
-Some anatomy terms
-Time (seasons, festivities, sun cycles)
-Punctuation marks
-Motorized vehicles
-IT related items (like cartridges, TV and computers)
-Money
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The name ABRAXAS, coined by Basilides, the Egyptian Gnostic, is a word symbol consisting of seven letters which signify the seven creative powers or planetary angels recognized by the ancients. Sampson Arnold Mackey advances the theory that the name is compounded from two ancient words, ABIR, which means bull, and AXIS, which means the pole. To substantiate his belief, he brings forward the fact that a motion of the earth, commonly called the alternation of the poles, results in the vernal equinox taking place at one time in Taurus, the Celestial Bull, over the North Pole. The four white horses drawing the chariot of ABRAXAS symbolize the four ethers by means of which the solar power, ABRAXAS, is circulating through all parts of the universe.The seven-lettered name of ABRAXAS is symbolically significant of his seven-rayed power. That the modern world has any knowledge whatever of ancient Gnostic symbolism is largely due to the cupidity of those individuals who set themselves the task of destroying every intelligible record of Gnostic philosophy; for, wishing to keep rather than destroy articles of commercial value, these fanatics preserved gems upon which Gnostic gems were undoubtedly used by members of the cult as means of identification. As the order was a secret society, the designs were small and inconspicuous. – Manly P. Hall, The Secret Teachings https://gnosis.study/library/%D0%93%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B7%D0%B8%D1%81/%D0%98%D1%81%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F/ENG/Hall%20M.%20-%20The%20Wisdom%20of%20the%20Knowing%20Ones.%20Gnosticism,%20the%20Key%20to%20Esoteric%20Christianity.pdf?fbclid=IwAR1nFsGhrQC1NTw-OCbrb5_xMdqbXIqwaLXhEjk__5htIZgn15B2sK0KEJ8
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